History Awesome / TeamFortress2

---> '''The Soldier:''' "Son, you are writing checks your butt cannot cash. Do you hear me?! Your butt will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliation"

* Defeating a Demoman chargin you with a taunt kill. A Sniper stinging him with his Arrow Perfectly timed, and then Janking the arrow out of the dead Demos body.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyEpVBu6G8c/ This,]] just... this.
** The music! The timing! Everything's just perfect!

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyEpVBu6G8c/ This,]] just... this. The music! The timing! Everything's just perfect!

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyEpVBu6G8c/ This,]] just... this.

** The soldier's Taunt Kill is especially humiliating, as it can kill multiple targets in one hit. This troper once was on the loosing team as a soldier and decided to use it in lieu of being killed. Hiding behind the spawnroom door the Soldier triggered the taunt, [[ChunkySalsaRule ''as the enemy team entered it'']]. In addition, the taunt itself is of the Soldier defiantly taking a live grenade, then uppercutting the air with it and ''exploding''.

* Anyone playing Medic who gets the Second Opinion achievement just had one of these. For those of you who don't play, this involves using your [[HealingShiv medigun]] to make two people invincible at the same time. This is ''extremely'' hard to pull
off.

** The end of the Demoman's video. He spends the video yelling about how dangerous his job is (''"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of Potassium Chlorate, one errant twitch! And KABLOOIE!"''), getting drunk, and delivering lines like "I'm a black Scottish cyclops!" We see him prepping a bunch of stickybombs for a big team of enemies, while his interview self delivers this line on top of the sequence: "So, t'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waitin' for ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone! I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end!" *mass stickybomb explosion, gibbing the entire enemy team* "Oh, the're goin' ta have to glue yew back together. IN HELL!"

* Anyone playing Medic who gets the Second Opinion achievement just had one of these. For those of you who don't play, this involves using your [[HealingShiv medigun]] to make two people invincible at the same time. This is ''extremely'' hard to pull off.

* For newer players, the first Intel you successfully bring back could feel like this.

* For newer players, the first Intel you successfully bring back could feel like this.
* Some of the Demoman's Domination lines are definitely this.
-->" Go to hell!''And tell the Devil I'm coming for him next!''"
--> "And so begins my thousand year reign of blood!"
--> " Aye, if you've come looking for trouble, lad, [[{{Badass}} ya found it."]]
--> " Lot of good that soldier trainin' did ya; [[DrunkenMaster I'm Drunk!]]

* For newer players, the first Intel you successfully bring back could feel like this.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyEpVBu6G8c/ This,]] just... this.

* The announcer will often make similar comments in Arena Mode.

*** not to mention some of the rejected lines:
---> '''The Scout:''' "Gimme back my leg bone. <CRUNCH> NO don't hit me with it!'''"
---> '''The Soldier:''' "Son, you are writing checks your butt cannot cash. Do you hear me?! Your butt will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliation'''"
---> '''The Scout:''' "He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!'''"

*** Oh, almost forgot - he ''backstabs the Spy''. This is perhaps, given the traditional role of both classes in the game, one of the most ironic moments in [=TF2=] history
**** Well, it's more of "slash across the back with a [[{{BFS}} huge freakin' knife]], but close enough.
**** No, no, it's [[http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff343/LordJiro/SpyBackstab.jpg very clearly]] a backstab.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN4cRDEYalw&fmt=18 And now we've got the Spy joining the fun,]] performing feats such as breaking into the BLU base and killing the Engineer in the process, backstabbing the Sniper in a one-on-one knife fight, breaking the Medic's neck with his bare hands after disguising himself, and finally, finishing off his {{Magnificent Bastard}}ry by alerting the Heavy and the Soldier to his position split-seconds before he knifes them to death (and in time with the sting, too!). Also, he's screwing the Scout's mom.

---> '''The Soldier:''' "Son, you are writing checks your but cannot cash. Do you hear me?! Your but will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliation'''"

* [[http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/06/24/laser-death-cat-punishes-team-fortress-2-grinders/ This.]] Some genius user modded one of the unnecessary achievement maps to have a GIANT CAT emerge from the ground SCREAMING and attack all players on the field with LASERS and BEES. The cat has, to date, proven to be invincible, as the link also shows a barrage of rockets did nothing but leave burn marks. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny.

** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8IK8F68VzA Meet the Sandvich]] video (yes, Meet the Sandvich video) is one big CMOA and [[CrowningMomentOfFunny CMOF]]. The view is from the inside of the refrigerator as the Heavy opens the door and grabs the sandvich. You only ever see the inside of the fridge while all the action takes place.

** The Sniper's video is full of these. He takes the head off of one trooper, the same bullet breaking the whiskey bottle of a Demoman, causing him to wildly fire grenades and blow himself up. He then proceeds to kill a Medic, a Soldier and a Pyro in as many seconds, ''while catching the ejecting brass''. Epic.

*** I'd give anything to be able to use this speech in real life, it's just that awesome.
**** I didn't quote the whole thing, and I only said it in my head, but This Troper thought it during a fencing bout when he was down 11-14, fencing to 15 and the opponent gives me a look along the lines of "this last touch isn't worth the effort of hitting you". Hint: he lost.