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** Or maybe 645 heard a 'new' lie, when the researcher said they were bluffing...because that would be a rather cruel thing to lie about.

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** Or maybe 645 heard a 'new' ''new'' lie, when the researcher said they were bluffing...because that would be a rather cruel thing to lie about.
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** Or maybe 645 heard a 'new' lie, when the researcher said they were bluffing...because that would be a rather cruel thing to lie about.

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These are two sepparate but equally awesome events


* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6666 SCP-6666]], Methuselah (aka SCP-343, a RealityWarper so powerful he styles himself as the Christian God) recounts how he and his fellows were once captured by the Children of the Night, back when he was yet a mortal sorcerer. The children of the night's treatment of them was so traumatic that even now, Methuselah is terrified of them. Rather than being just precursors to humanity, the children are in fact living weapons made by the Fae to fight humans, existing only to inflict pain and taking great pleasure in doing so, capable of entering nightmares and doing whatever they wish there. Methuselah admits that he never escaped. Rather, a fellow sorcerer by the name of Noah managed to make a plan. One day, he slipped away to perform an arcane ritual, which cost him his life. This ritual caused a great flood, drowning the Children and causing them to go nearly extinct. Humanity didn't defeat the Children by turning their own weapons against them. Rather, it was the work of a single human sorcerer who stood against the terrors of the night. [[GoodAllAlong Hector]] reveals that he managed to [[KillTheGod kill Titania]] and has been forcing her corpse to create its [[DeadlyGas poisonous pollen]] to keep the remaining bigfoots asleep. When the Foundation [[NiceJobBreakingItHero restrained him, causing the bigfoots to reawaken]], Hector manages to break his bonds and destroy the barrier the Foundation created, allowing the pollen to begin production once more. He then delivers a truly '''epic''' speech while forcing Titania to create the pollen once more.

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* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6666 SCP-6666]], SCP-6666]]:
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Methuselah (aka SCP-343, a RealityWarper so powerful he styles himself as the Christian God) recounts how he and his fellows were once captured by the Children of the Night, back when he was yet a mortal sorcerer. The children of the night's treatment of them was so traumatic that even now, Methuselah is terrified of them. Rather than being just precursors to humanity, the children are in fact living weapons made by the Fae to fight humans, existing only to inflict pain and taking great pleasure in doing so, capable of entering nightmares and doing whatever they wish there. Methuselah admits that he never escaped. Rather, a fellow sorcerer by the name of Noah managed to make a plan. One day, he slipped away to perform an arcane ritual, which cost him his life. This ritual caused a great flood, drowning the Children and causing them to go nearly extinct. Humanity didn't defeat the Children by turning their own weapons against them. Rather, it was the work of a single human sorcerer who stood against the terrors of the night.
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[[GoodAllAlong Hector]] reveals that he managed to [[KillTheGod kill Titania]] and has been forcing her corpse to create its [[DeadlyGas poisonous pollen]] to keep the remaining bigfoots asleep. When the Foundation [[NiceJobBreakingItHero restrained him, causing the bigfoots to reawaken]], Hector manages to break his bonds and destroy the barrier the Foundation created, allowing the pollen to begin production once more. He then delivers a truly '''epic''' speech while forcing Titania to create the pollen once more.
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-->''THE SUN DOES NOT SHINE IN HELL''
-->''SPILL YOUR BLOOD''
-->''CALL FOR THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS''
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* While the [[DisproportionateRetribution context behind the incident]] is [[MundaneUtility pure funny]], one has to give Jerry Hubert props for successfully completing the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2270 ritual described in SCP 2270]]. Doing it properly requires seven volumes worth of intricate rituals finished by reading a 400-page prayer in one go without pausing or misspeaking. Notably, the ''original author'' of the text is mentioned as having failed and died on that last step, but Jerry pulls it off perfectly.
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The original SCP-076 article refers to him as Able. That is the correct spelling.


* 682 fighting Abel in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.

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* 682 fighting Abel Able in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.



* In the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in affiliation with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Abel, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod.]]

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* In the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in affiliation with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Abel, Able, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod.]]
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Changed instances of 'Able' to 'Abel', the correct spelling.


* 682 fighting Able in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.

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* 682 fighting Able Abel in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.



* In the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in affiliation with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Able, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod.]]

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* In the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in affiliation with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Able, Abel, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod.]]

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* ''Duke 'til Dawn'': [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/duke-till-dawn Dr. Kondraki versus SCP-083]]. The whole fight is a stream of sheer [[RefugeInAudacity insanity]] by Kondraki, culminating in him riding an unkillable giant lizard-like monstrosity... which may have been his plan all along. They break into SCP-173's containment cell by accident. And despite 682 trying to buck Kondraki off, and Kondraki hanging on for dear life, both of them keep eye contact with The Statue. Even when slamming into a wall.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki Incident 239-B – Clef-Kondraki]] is a story possibly even more epic than the above. An out-of-control RealityWarper, a duel between two of the Foundation scientists, a ''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-244-arc giant SCP mecha]]'', and the transformation of Dr. Clef into ''''' A GIGANTIC FIFTY-FOOT-TALL DARK DRAGON.'''''

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* ''Duke 'til Dawn'': [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/duke-till-dawn [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn Dr. Kondraki versus SCP-083]]. The whole fight is a stream of sheer [[RefugeInAudacity insanity]] by Kondraki, culminating in him riding an unkillable giant lizard-like monstrosity... which may have been his plan all along. They break into SCP-173's containment cell by accident. And despite 682 trying to buck Kondraki off, and Kondraki hanging on for dear life, both of them keep eye contact with The Statue. Even when slamming into a wall.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki Incident 239-B – Clef-Kondraki]] is a story possibly even more epic than the above. An out-of-control RealityWarper, a duel between two of the Foundation scientists, a ''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-244-arc ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-244-arc giant SCP mecha]]'', and the transformation of Dr. Clef into ''''' A GIGANTIC FIFTY-FOOT-TALL DARK DRAGON.'''''



* In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/supplemental-report-239-b-192 the interview]] with Dr. Kondraki after the above incident, the lying, otherworldly Dr Clef convincing an interviewer that he is, in fact, the Devil. He may very well be. You just can't tell with Dr Clef.
* The [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/techissues reaction]] of Pat, the computer technician, after a number of computers got fed up with their mistreatment by another member of the SCP foundation and rebelled. (The entry is under 6/10/09.)

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* In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/supplemental-report-239-b-192 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/supplemental-report-239-b-192 the interview]] with Dr. Kondraki after the above incident, the lying, otherworldly Dr Clef convincing an interviewer that he is, in fact, the Devil. He may very well be. You just can't tell with Dr Clef.
* The [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/techissues [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/techissues reaction]] of Pat, the computer technician, after a number of computers got fed up with their mistreatment by another member of the SCP foundation and rebelled. (The entry is under 6/10/09.)



* A containment breach of [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-783 SCP-783]] was interrupted by an unnamed doctor who ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown bludgeoned the "large insectoid lifeform"]] to death with a [[ImprovisedWeapon fire extinguisher]]''. Yeah. The Foundation is just ''full'' of [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]]. Even nameless agents and scientists can be badass.
%%* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/ethics-committee-orientation Ethics Committee orientation ]]. A quote from therein: ''Stop trembling.''
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/crossoverprojectindex Project Crossover]]. These stories will often contain high-octane awesome. Crossovers include but are not limited to [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-wanna-be-the-very-best Pokemon]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/knee-deep-in-the-keter Doom]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/still-in-business Portal]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/onceandfutureemperor Warhammer 40,000]] and [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/letter-of-the-day My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-1016-d SCP-1016-d]], a blatant [[SelfInsertFic self-insertion]], being [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/termination-log-scp-1016 decommissioned]] in the most gleefully sadistic fashion possible. There was also the [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp809termination decommissioning of SCP-809-d]] (yet another cyborg self-insertion), which culminated in a researcher outrunning a magnetically-pulled 10-ton steel weight in the shape of a giant fist.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road Clef and Dmitri Hit The Road]]: the two resident badasses take a vacation together. And Dmitri seems to be channeling the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s Heavy at times: "BABIES! I FIGHT BABIES WITH MORE HONOR THAN YOU, COWARD!"
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055 SCP-055]] can be interpreted this way. There's something that nobody can remember anything about for more than a few minutes, yet the Foundation still managed to capture and contain it. It definitely exists, it's just nobody can remember what it actually ''is''. They can, however, remember what it isn't. So they fed SCP-914 "A List Of Everything SCP-055 Isn't" and set the dial to "Very Fine". The resulting list was, unsurprisingly, lost.
* D-14134 (that's right, a ''[[RedShirt D-class]]'') in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983 SCP-1983]]. Mentioned in the third addendum as being sent in with a camera on a tether to look around, only for the tether to be snapped. Shortly afterwards, the anomaly behind the SCP was gone. Notes are discovered that were written by one of the MTF badasses who went in before him, detailing what the shadow creatures do with the hearts and how to stop them. It's believed that D-14134 read these notes, ''fought his way through the house, and destroyed the nest.'' D-14134 was apparently the kind of BoxedCrook who gets to be the AntiHero of his own high-action video game. The posthumous award he receives is well-deserved.
* Who would've thought that '''the entirety of the D-class populace''' would contain an [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2439 Eldritch Abomination]] that could eat the Foundation's minds and come to control them? Be it spite, or be it a desire for redemption, they have all found a reason to keep the containment going, and all right under the Foundation's noses, with them none the wiser.

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* A containment breach of [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-783 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-783 SCP-783]] was interrupted by an unnamed doctor who ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown bludgeoned the "large insectoid lifeform"]] to death with a [[ImprovisedWeapon fire extinguisher]]''. Yeah. The Foundation is just ''full'' of [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]]. Even nameless agents and scientists can be badass.
%%* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/ethics-committee-orientation The [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ethics-committee-orientation Ethics Committee orientation ]].Orientation]]. A quote from therein: ''Stop trembling.''
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/crossoverprojectindex [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/crossoverprojectindex Project Crossover]]. These stories will often contain high-octane awesome. Crossovers include but are not limited to [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/i-wanna-be-the-very-best [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-wanna-be-the-very-best Pokemon]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/knee-deep-in-the-keter [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/knee-deep-in-the-keter Doom]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/still-in-business [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/still-in-business Portal]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/onceandfutureemperor [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/onceandfutureemperor Warhammer 40,000]] and [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/letter-of-the-day [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/letter-of-the-day My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-1016-d [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/decomm:scp-1016-d SCP-1016-d]], a blatant [[SelfInsertFic self-insertion]], SelfInsertFic self-insertion being [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/termination-log-scp-1016 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-log-scp-1016 decommissioned]] in the most gleefully sadistic fashion possible. There was also the [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp809termination [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination decommissioning of SCP-809-d]] (yet another cyborg self-insertion), which culminated in a researcher outrunning a magnetically-pulled 10-ton steel weight in the shape of a giant fist.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road Clef and Dmitri Hit The Road]]: the two resident badasses take a vacation together. And Dmitri seems to be channeling the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''s Heavy at times: "BABIES! I FIGHT BABIES WITH MORE HONOR THAN YOU, COWARD!"
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055 SCP-055]] can be interpreted this way. There's something that nobody can remember anything about for more than a few minutes, yet the Foundation still managed to capture and contain it. It definitely exists, it's just nobody can remember what it actually ''is''. They can, however, remember what it isn't. So they fed SCP-914 "A List Of Everything SCP-055 Isn't" and set the dial to "Very Fine". The resulting list was, unsurprisingly, lost.
* D-14134 (that's right, a ''[[RedShirt D-class]]'') in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1983 SCP-1983]]. Mentioned in the third addendum as being sent in with a camera on a tether to look around, only for the tether to be snapped. Shortly afterwards, the anomaly behind the SCP was gone. Notes are discovered that were written by one of the MTF badasses who went in before him, detailing what the shadow creatures do with the hearts and how to stop them. It's believed that D-14134 read these notes, ''fought his way through the house, and destroyed the nest.'' D-14134 was apparently the kind of BoxedCrook who gets to be the AntiHero of his own high-action video game. The posthumous award he receives is well-deserved.
* Who would've thought that '''the entirety of the D-class populace''' would contain an [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2439 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2439 Eldritch Abomination]] that could eat the Foundation's minds and come to control them? Be it spite, or be it a desire for redemption, they have all found a reason to keep the containment going, and all right under the Foundation's noses, with them none the wiser.



* During one of 682's many rampages, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999 SCP-999]] manages to save several agents who 682 had knocked out with its latest ability. Keep in mind that 999 is a sentient blob of goo with the mind of a playful child. Even more awesome, said new ability was the result of 682 making contact with 999.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978-extended-test-logs In the SCP-978 extended test logs]], the test of Dr. Malfoss (reading a report on SCP-682) results in a picture of him riding it and bringing heck on soldiers in a battlefield with a katana.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 SCP-173]] deserves one for being one of the only things SCP-682 is scared shitless of. When stuck in a room together, 682 moved as far away as possible and stared at the statue for hours on end, terrified to blink. The fact being that 682 is one of the most malevolent and violent abominations that the SCP Foundation has, it's pretty awesome that it's paralysed in the presence of a creature that, as far as we know, has minimal thinking ability outside of killing anything in range. And after snipers shot out 682's eyes, it responded by ''growing bulletproof eyes''.
* In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/revised-entry this]] [[AlternateRealityEpisode short story]] about SCP-173 suddenly gaining the ability to replicate, 150 SCP-173s gang up on SCP-682 ''literally'' and rip him to shreds.
* 682 fighting Able in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/visionsofabetterworld James Harrison Reuben]] went into [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-028 SCP-028]]. [[TookALevelInBadAss He came out]] with the knowledge of [[FromNobodyToNightmare how to conquer the world.]] The kicker? The last lines of the story (after a chronicle of Mr. Reuben [[CurbStompBattle applying that knowledge VERY well]]) mention a ''very'' large number of spacecraft being built. ''Armed'' spacecraft, capable of interstellar travel. ''James Harrison Rueben is '''not''' stopping with Earth...''
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1660 The SCP Foundation rescues a sentient species from being hunted for sport.]] Awesome in and of itself, but add the fact that they are now considered guardian spirits by said species and it's even better.
* The [[GambitPileup Competitive Eschatology]] canon. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/qntm-s-proposal This thing]] opens, causing every human culture's world-ending beings to begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.

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* During one of 682's many rampages, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999 SCP-999]] manages to save several agents who 682 had knocked out with its latest ability. Keep in mind that 999 is a sentient blob of goo with the mind of a playful child. Even more awesome, said new ability was the result of 682 making contact with 999.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-978-extended-test-logs [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-978-extended-test-logs In the SCP-978 extended test logs]], the test of Dr. Malfoss (reading a report on SCP-682) results in a picture of him riding it and bringing heck on soldiers in a battlefield with a katana.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173 SCP-173]] deserves one for being one of the only things SCP-682 is scared shitless of. When stuck in a room together, 682 moved as far away as possible and stared at the statue for hours on end, terrified to blink. The fact being that 682 is one of the most malevolent and violent abominations that the SCP Foundation has, it's pretty awesome that it's paralysed in the presence of a creature that, as far as we know, has minimal thinking ability outside of killing anything in range. And after snipers shot out 682's eyes, it responded by ''growing bulletproof eyes''.
* In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/revised-entry [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/revised-entry this]] [[AlternateRealityEpisode short story]] about SCP-173 suddenly gaining the ability to replicate, 150 SCP-173s gang up on SCP-682 ''literally'' and rip him to shreds.
* 682 fighting Able in [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-warrior-and-the-dragon [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-warrior-and-the-dragon The Warrior and the Dragon]]. "The best fight he had had in ages", indeed.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/visionsofabetterworld [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/visionsofabetterworld James Harrison Reuben]] went into [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-028 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-028 SCP-028]]. [[TookALevelInBadAss He came out]] with the knowledge of [[FromNobodyToNightmare how to conquer the world.]] The kicker? The last lines of the story (after a chronicle of Mr. Reuben [[CurbStompBattle applying that knowledge VERY well]]) mention a ''very'' large number of spacecraft being built. ''Armed'' spacecraft, capable of interstellar travel. ''James Harrison Rueben is '''not''' stopping with Earth...''
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1660 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1660 The SCP Foundation rescues a sentient species from being hunted for sport.]] Awesome in and of itself, but add the fact that they are now considered guardian spirits by said species and it's even better.
* The [[GambitPileup Competitive Eschatology]] canon. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/qntm-s-proposal [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/qntm-s-proposal This thing]] opens, causing every human culture's world-ending beings to begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1959 SCP-1959]] is an anomalous Russian cosmonaut suspended in Earth orbit by an unknown force. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/ground-control Ground Control]] elaborates: Said cosmonaut has been possessed by an EldritchAbomination bent on destroying Earth, but remains suspended in Earth orbit by sheer force of will. The page notes that it was first sighted in 1971. ''For over forty years, this man has been outwilling not only an EldritchAbomination, but '''the laws of physics'''''.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1959 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1959 SCP-1959]] is an anomalous Russian cosmonaut suspended in Earth orbit by an unknown force. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/ground-control [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ground-control Ground Control]] elaborates: Said cosmonaut has been possessed by an EldritchAbomination bent on destroying Earth, but remains suspended in Earth orbit by sheer force of will. The page notes that it was first sighted in 1971. ''For over forty years, this man has been outwilling not only an EldritchAbomination, but '''the laws of physics'''''.



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1522 SCP-1522]] gets one along with a TearJerker: How did this tiny fishing trawler respond to a GOC ship launching torpedos at its "lover"? Why, [[RammingAlwaysWorks ram that bastard]] '''at Mach 4''', of course. Not even the ''lifeboats'' were found, though the other ship was still sunk.
* Clef terminating [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/termination-order the former SCP-531]]. His taunting, insulting demeanour is just plain epic.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1609 SCP-1609]]'s containment counts more as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, but it still presents [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech a damn good argument as to why their methods are much better to the GOC's]]:

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1522 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1522 SCP-1522]] gets one along with a TearJerker: How did this tiny fishing trawler respond to a GOC ship launching torpedos at its "lover"? Why, [[RammingAlwaysWorks ram that bastard]] '''at Mach 4''', of course. Not even the ''lifeboats'' were found, though the other ship was still sunk.
* Clef terminating [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/termination-order [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/termination-order the former SCP-531]]. His taunting, insulting demeanour is just plain epic.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1609 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1609 SCP-1609]]'s containment counts more as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, but it still presents [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech a damn good argument as to why their methods are much better to the GOC's]]:



* D-45951 from the incident report included in the entry for [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-645 SCP-645]]. Incredibly GenreSavvy, ProperlyParanoid and ''alarmingly'' smart, he carefully uses ExactWords to prevent his hand from being bitten off by the SCP and eventually unleashes a vituperative spray of BrutalHonesty about his crime which causes it to ''reject him!'' The icing on the cake is when one of the researchers admits to having lied to the D-class during the experiment, causing SCP-645 to lash out with a 4-meter tongue and tear off his hand from across the room, breaking the other researcher's shoulder in the process. Especially notable in that others had lied in the statue's presence with no ill effects before, so the researchers came to the conclusion that it's sapient, and ''really'' didn't like what Dr. Rensberg had put the D-Class through.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000 SCP-2000]] A ''Thaumiel'' class anomaly that was ''created by the Foundation'' to be used in the event of a world-ending scenario to revive and rebuild all of humanity. It has everything from star charts to human cloning tubes or a backup of the entire internet. It's been successfully used ''at least'' twice. Part of the Foundation's creed is 'Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear'. Now, it looks like it never has to. Even from a meta perspective, SCP-2000 is awesome. Why? Because it manages to [[ArcWelding Arc Weld]] pretty much every disparate part of the Foundation wiki from characters to [=SCPs=] to tales, into something that works. There's a reason that this won the SCP-2000 contest. Those who did create SCP-2000 managed to ''tone down'' humanity's tendency for violence so much so that doing more would undermine the ability of the species for technological and social progress, which in itself is interesting due to statistics suggest worldwide violence has been proportionally falling as time goes on.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048 SCP-1048]], Builder Bear. It is a teddy bear... who successfully tricked the entire Foundation into giving it free run of the facility, and when its true nature was revealed, has successfully evaded capture in spite of never leaving the facility that contains it. In other words: it has succeeded in outwitting and outmaneuvering the collective efforts of the entire SCP Foundation, in spite of being an otherwise seemingly ordinary (if animate) teddy bear. It has no super powers (aside from making freaky copies of itself that have strange abilities), no teeth or claws, but it has proven itself the better of an organization that has managed to contain everything from [[EldritchAbomination monsters who defy space and time]] to planet destroying super-weapons. And in spite of being free to escape any time it wishes, it stays in the facility that houses it, almost as if to add insult to injury.

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* D-45951 from the incident report included in the entry for [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-645 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-645 SCP-645]]. Incredibly GenreSavvy, ProperlyParanoid and ''alarmingly'' smart, he carefully uses ExactWords to prevent his hand from being bitten off by the SCP and eventually unleashes a vituperative spray of BrutalHonesty about his crime which causes it to ''reject him!'' The icing on the cake is when one of the researchers admits to having lied to the D-class during the experiment, causing SCP-645 to lash out with a 4-meter tongue and tear off his hand from across the room, breaking the other researcher's shoulder in the process. Especially notable in that others had lied in the statue's presence with no ill effects before, so the researchers came to the conclusion that it's sapient, and ''really'' didn't like what Dr. Rensberg had put the D-Class through.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2000 SCP-2000]] A ''Thaumiel'' class anomaly that was ''created by the Foundation'' to be used in the event of a world-ending scenario to revive and rebuild all of humanity. It has everything from star charts to human cloning tubes or a backup of the entire internet. It's been successfully used ''at least'' twice. Part of the Foundation's creed is 'Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear'. Now, it looks like it never has to. Even from a meta perspective, SCP-2000 is awesome. Why? Because it manages to [[ArcWelding Arc Weld]] pretty much every disparate part of the Foundation wiki from characters to [=SCPs=] to tales, into something that works. There's a reason that this won the SCP-2000 contest. Those who did create SCP-2000 managed to ''tone down'' humanity's tendency for violence so much so that doing more would undermine the ability of the species for technological and social progress, which in itself is interesting due to statistics suggest worldwide violence has been proportionally falling as time goes on.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1048 SCP-1048]], Builder Bear. It is a teddy bear... who successfully tricked the entire Foundation into giving it free run of the facility, and when its true nature was revealed, has successfully evaded capture in spite of never leaving the facility that contains it. In other words: it has succeeded in outwitting and outmaneuvering the collective efforts of the entire SCP Foundation, in spite of being an otherwise seemingly ordinary (if animate) teddy bear. It has no super powers (aside from making freaky copies of itself that have strange abilities), no teeth or claws, but it has proven itself the better of an organization that has managed to contain everything from [[EldritchAbomination monsters who defy space and time]] to planet destroying super-weapons. And in spite of being free to escape any time it wishes, it stays in the facility that houses it, almost as if to add insult to injury.



* In the [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in affiliation with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Able, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod.]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261 SCP-261]] is a surprisingly badass vending machine.

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* In the [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/unfounded-hub [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/unfounded-hub Unfounded Canon]], which is a universe where the Foundation was never established, there's a [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/rascal-one-actual [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rascal-one-actual story]] in which the U.S. government, in affiliation with the Global Occult Coalition, attempts to weaponize Able, and put him to work in an operation with some Navy [=SEALs=] ([[GoneHorriblyWrong three guesses as to how that turns out]]). The three GOC agents who were providing overwatch for the mission proceed to think fast, and, without any help from heavy-caliber machine guns, explosives, nuclear weapons, or even any additional manpower, the three of them are able to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kill the demigod.]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-261 SCP-261]] is a surprisingly badass vending machine.



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/stealingsolidarityphase1 Stealing Solidarity]]. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2085 Space Wizard and the Catgirls]] demonstrate that even in the dark and gritty [=Foundation-verse=], whimsey, the PowerOfFriendship, and the RuleOfCool cannot be contained.
* The BBC World Service announcer in the transcripts of [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2069 SCP-2069]], who calmly signs off when it appears that an alien attack on London is imminent. A recovered document written after the aliens wiped out half the human race describes an EnemyMine between the Foundation and the [[WellIntentionedExtremist Global Occult Coalition]] in which they took over every military left and organized a massive LastStand against the aliens.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/stealingsolidarityphase1 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/stealingsolidarityphase1 Stealing Solidarity]]. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2085 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2085 Space Wizard and the Catgirls]] demonstrate that even in the dark and gritty [=Foundation-verse=], whimsey, the PowerOfFriendship, and the RuleOfCool cannot be contained.
* The BBC World Service announcer in the transcripts of [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2069 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2069 SCP-2069]], who calmly signs off when it appears that an alien attack on London is imminent. A recovered document written after the aliens wiped out half the human race describes an EnemyMine between the Foundation and the [[WellIntentionedExtremist Global Occult Coalition]] in which they took over every military left and organized a massive LastStand against the aliens.



* In a meta sense: after years of trying, the SCP Foundation is now notable enough to get a page on Wiki/TheOtherWiki. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_Foundation Check it out.]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/lte-2712-bosch LTE-2712 LTE-2712-Bosch]]. The Foundation and Global Occult Coalition team up in order to save the world. [[Myth/NorseMythology Fenrir, the wolf from Ragnarok]] shows up in the Arctic Circle. Or rather, his teeth end up in the Arctic Circle, with the rest of him on the other side of a portal. [[CanisMajor He's described as being 7,200 km long and 3,200 km tall, clearly to scale in regards to the myths.]] This does not deter the Joint Task Force who eventually find a way to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu rip off Fenrir's lower jaw, killing him.]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3999 SCP 3999]]: an Apollyon-class entity focused on Researcher James Talloran. At some point, it broke containment, annihilated everything in the universe, and spent ''millennia'' torturing Talloran in bizarre and horrifying ways. You'd expect that Talloran went completely insane at some point, right? Nope. After thousands of years of torture, Talloran gets fed up, takes control, completely humiliates SCP-3999 in an interview, undoes all the damage to the universe done by 3999, and finally completely wipes 3999 from existence. ''Damn.''

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* In a meta sense: after years of trying, the SCP Foundation is now notable enough to get a page on Wiki/TheOtherWiki. [[http://en.Wiki/{{Wikipedia}}. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_Foundation Check it out.]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/lte-2712-bosch [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lte-2712-bosch LTE-2712 LTE-2712-Bosch]]. The Foundation and Global Occult Coalition team up in order to save the world. [[Myth/NorseMythology Fenrir, the wolf from Ragnarok]] shows up in the Arctic Circle. Or rather, his teeth end up in the Arctic Circle, with the rest of him on the other side of a portal. [[CanisMajor He's described as being 7,200 km long and 3,200 km tall, clearly to scale in regards to the myths.]] This does not deter the Joint Task Force who eventually find a way to [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu rip off Fenrir's lower jaw, killing him.]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3999 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999 SCP 3999]]: an Apollyon-class entity focused on Researcher James Talloran. At some point, it broke containment, annihilated everything in the universe, and spent ''millennia'' torturing Talloran in bizarre and horrifying ways. You'd expect that Talloran went completely insane at some point, right? Nope. After thousands of years of torture, Talloran gets fed up, takes control, completely humiliates SCP-3999 in an interview, undoes all the damage to the universe done by 3999, and finally completely wipes 3999 from existence. ''Damn.''



* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness . Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed from the flesh of a dead god - to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''[[UpToEleven but then]]'', [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle. Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!

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* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[http://scp-wiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness . Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed from the flesh of a dead god - to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''[[UpToEleven but then]]'', [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2845 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle. Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[http://www.scpwiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1756 SCP-1756]] is what appears to be a DVD player, but when a movie disc is inserted, it will play back the corresponding ''Series/SiskelAndEbert'' segment if one exists. If no such segment exists, the DVD player will ''create one''. And if it's non-film video or even a video game, a review will be made as if it was a theatrically-released film, with neither simulated critic breaking character.[[note]]It's worth noting that the real Ebert once stated that video games were not an art form in the same way movies, television shows, etc. are, before reversing his opinion, conceding that he was simply not in a position to evaluate them.[[/note]]

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1756 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1756 SCP-1756]] is what appears to be a DVD player, but when a movie disc is inserted, it will play back the corresponding ''Series/SiskelAndEbert'' segment if one exists. If no such segment exists, the DVD player will ''create one''. And if it's non-film video or even a video game, a review will be made as if it was a theatrically-released film, with neither simulated critic breaking character.[[note]]It's worth noting that the real Ebert once stated that video games were not an art form in the same way movies, television shows, etc. are, before reversing his opinion, conceding that he was simply not in a position to evaluate them.[[/note]]



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1958 SCP-1958]]. Although it ended [[{{Tearjerker}} in tragedy]], credit must be given to these four college students who managed to transform a microbus into a fully-functional spacecraft and beat Yuri Gagarin into space by at least a few years.
* From the Spanish branch, the tale of [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/scp-es-181 SCP-ES-181]]. It was a humanoid entity capable of insta-killing anyone who entered his complex, massive fire powers, potent memetic abilities and a prime ManipulativeBastard on the verge of escaping. However, the Foundation recognized a key weakness - ultimately, it was nothing more than a human being with a few anomalous properties. So Dr. Barnard entered the entity's lair, got his attention and started shouting memetic killswitch messages, crippling the thing. Barnard gave him a final chance to give up. It didn't take it. The Doctor obliged.
* Another meta example for SCP reading channel [[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheVolgun The Volgun]], who started to make a name for himself with his SCP-049 voice, and eventually became a PromotedFanboy when he voiced [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049 for the audiologs of its rewrite]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4100 SCP-4100]]:

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1958 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1958 SCP-1958]]. Although it ended [[{{Tearjerker}} in tragedy]], credit must be given to these four college students who managed to transform a microbus into a fully-functional spacecraft and beat Yuri Gagarin into space by at least a few years.
* From the Spanish branch, the tale of [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/scp-es-181 SCP-ES-181]]. It was a humanoid entity capable of insta-killing anyone who entered his complex, massive fire powers, potent memetic abilities and a prime ManipulativeBastard on the verge of escaping. However, the Foundation recognized a key weakness - ultimately, it was nothing more than a human being with a few anomalous properties. So Dr. Barnard entered the entity's lair, got his attention and started shouting memetic killswitch messages, crippling the thing. Barnard gave him a final chance to give up. It didn't take it. The Doctor obliged.
* Another meta example for SCP reading channel [[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheVolgun The Volgun]], who started to make a name for himself with his SCP-049 voice, and eventually became a PromotedFanboy when he voiced [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049 SCP-049 for the audiologs of its rewrite]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4100 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4100 SCP-4100]]:



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3393 SCP-3393]], an extended BatmanGambit by the Foundation. How do you contain a guy that can't be remembered or perceived, who also actively seeks out and destroys information about him and has access to the Foundation archives? You write an article addressing him directly, wait for him to log onto the network and read that file, and then [[SchmuckBait tell him at the very end that he just got played and is being locked up at that very moment]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3753 SCP-3753]] is tea that throws you into a boxing match against {{Anthropomorphic Personification}}s of whatever's ailing you at the time, letting you overcome things like the flu, depression, or maybe even ''cancer'' by ''punching the crap out of it''.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3393 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3393 SCP-3393]], an extended BatmanGambit by the Foundation. How do you contain a guy that can't be remembered or perceived, who also actively seeks out and destroys information about him and has access to the Foundation archives? You write an article addressing him directly, wait for him to log onto the network and read that file, and then [[SchmuckBait tell him at the very end that he just got played and is being locked up at that very moment]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3753 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3753 SCP-3753]] is tea that throws you into a boxing match against {{Anthropomorphic Personification}}s of whatever's ailing you at the time, letting you overcome things like the flu, depression, or maybe even ''cancer'' by ''punching the crap out of it''.



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4028 SCP-4028]], in which Don Quixote (really Sancho trying to rescue Don Quixote) proves to be completely unstoppable, and forces a happy ending to any story he enters:

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4028 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4028 SCP-4028]], in which Don Quixote (really Sancho trying to rescue Don Quixote) proves to be completely unstoppable, and forces a happy ending to any story he enters:



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/hellomuddah The Camp Granada-operation.]] A swarm of ''replicating zombies'' attack a youth camp. What would in most fiction be considered the start of a zombie apocalypse, is here taken down in a few hours by a single Foundation task force, with support from Iris (SCP-105) and special agent Andrea Adams. Never let anyone say that the Foundation isn't good at their job.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/when-we-came-home When We Came Home]], a tale serving as a GrandFinale to the Et Tam Deum Petivi and Adventures in Capitalism canons, as well as the Foundation universe as a whole. The Scarlet King succeeds in burning the library, but, as the Tree burns around him, all forces of divinity and mortality stands against them. The Broken God is made whole, the Brothers of Death unleash their hosts, and 36 saints stand together to neutralize him once and for all. In the aftermath, a single soldier from the last war of eternity removes her armor, washes off the blood, and walks home.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/hellomuddah [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/hellomuddah The Camp Granada-operation.]] A swarm of ''replicating zombies'' attack a youth camp. What would in most fiction be considered the start of a zombie apocalypse, is here taken down in a few hours by a single Foundation task force, with support from Iris (SCP-105) and special agent Andrea Adams. Never let anyone say that the Foundation isn't good at their job.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/when-we-came-home [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/when-we-came-home When We Came Home]], a tale serving as a GrandFinale to the Et Tam Deum Petivi and Adventures in Capitalism canons, as well as the Foundation universe as a whole. The Scarlet King succeeds in burning the library, but, as the Tree burns around him, all forces of divinity and mortality stands against them. The Broken God is made whole, the Brothers of Death unleash their hosts, and 36 saints stand together to neutralize him once and for all. In the aftermath, a single soldier from the last war of eternity removes her armor, washes off the blood, and walks home.



* Proof that destroying the anomaly is not only the [[TheExtremistWasRight correct option]] sometimes, but also the most awesome one, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/goc-tale-sequence-uhec this]] tale from the GOC about the routine of a [[MiniMecha U-HEC]] pilot culminates in a giant cognito-hazard ''Michael Jordan'' slam dunking an artillery shell through a ghost-Nazi [[TankGoodness supertank]][[note]]See page image.[[/note]], ''to the tune of Film/SpaceJam!'' The after note says it all:

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* Proof that destroying the anomaly is not only the [[TheExtremistWasRight correct option]] sometimes, but also the most awesome one, [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/goc-tale-sequence-uhec [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/goc-tale-sequence-uhec this]] tale from the GOC about the routine of a [[MiniMecha U-HEC]] pilot culminates in a giant cognito-hazard ''Michael Jordan'' slam dunking an artillery shell through a ghost-Nazi [[TankGoodness supertank]][[note]]See page image.[[/note]], ''to the tune of Film/SpaceJam!'' The after note says it all:



* In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5000 SCP-5000]]:

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* In [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5000 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000 SCP-5000]]:



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-sun-ever-sets-on-the-british-empire May The Sun Ever Set on The British Empire]]. What happens when [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal the Monsters of The Broken Day]], SCP-001-A, come across [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1678 UnLondon]], SCP-1678, an underground city where no sunlight is to be had? A brutal and satisfactory battle that ends up with the city delivering a LastStand and [[TakingYouWithMe taking out as many of the horrid beasts as possible through one hell of a burning blast]], possibly eradicating the majority of instances of SCP-001-A in Great Britain. And the best part? The revelation that there are more underground cities similar to [=UnLondon=] that are ready to continue the fight and avenge humanity.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-sun-ever-sets-on-the-british-empire May The Sun Ever Set on The British Empire]]. What happens when [[http://scp-wiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-sun-ever-sets-on-the-british-empire May The Sun Ever Set on The British Empire]]. What happens when [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal the Monsters of The Broken Day]], SCP-001-A, come across [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1678 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1678 UnLondon]], SCP-1678, an underground city where no sunlight is to be had? A brutal and satisfactory battle that ends up with the city delivering a LastStand and [[TakingYouWithMe taking out as many of the horrid beasts as possible through one hell of a burning blast]], possibly eradicating the majority of instances of SCP-001-A in Great Britain. And the best part? The revelation that there are more underground cities similar to [=UnLondon=] that are ready to continue the fight and avenge humanity.



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354 SCP-354:]] One of the entities released by the SCP was a metallic sphere which shot concentrated rays of lethal radiation. How did the Head of Area-354 respond to this? He brought a goddamn sledgehammer to a death ray fight, ''and won.'' The sphere exploded in an apparent self-destruct attempt and severely injured him, but he ultimately recovered.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-354 [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-354 SCP-354:]] One of the entities released by the SCP was a metallic sphere which shot concentrated rays of lethal radiation. How did the Head of Area-354 respond to this? He brought a goddamn sledgehammer to a death ray fight, ''and won.'' The sphere exploded in an apparent self-destruct attempt and severely injured him, but he ultimately recovered.



* While [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-076 SCP-076-2]] had to undergo heavy revisions and {{retcon}}ning to avoid making him look like an excessively awesome PhysicalGod, credit must be given to him for being able to break someone's jaw just by using a ''Nerf sword''.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/beneath-two-trees This origin story for 073 and 076]] features the story of Hevel and Qayin (Modern translation: [[CainAndAbel Abel and Cain]]) and reveals what happened after Qayin was exiled for killing Hevel: Hevel was resurrected and went to fight for [[AlwaysChaoticEvil the Daevites]] and [[BigBad the Scarlet King]]. However, after helping the Daevites and their gods conquer the world, Hevel turned on them, destroyed their city and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu battled and depowered the god Moloch]]. The story ends with Hevel [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu challenging the Scarlet King to a fight]] before God floods the world in order to stop the King.
* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by Creator/MaxLandis, is A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice needed to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.

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* While [[http://www.scpwiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076 SCP-076-2]] had to undergo heavy revisions and {{retcon}}ning to avoid making him look like an excessively awesome PhysicalGod, credit must be given to him for being able to break someone's jaw just by using a ''Nerf sword''.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/beneath-two-trees [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/beneath-two-trees This origin story for 073 and 076]] features the story of Hevel and Qayin (Modern translation: [[CainAndAbel Abel and Cain]]) and reveals what happened after Qayin was exiled for killing Hevel: Hevel was resurrected and went to fight for [[AlwaysChaoticEvil the Daevites]] and [[BigBad the Scarlet King]]. However, after helping the Daevites and their gods conquer the world, Hevel turned on them, destroyed their city and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu battled and depowered the god Moloch]]. The story ends with Hevel [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu challenging the Scarlet King to a fight]] before God floods the world in order to stop the King.
* [[http://www.scpwiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by Creator/MaxLandis, is A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice needed to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.



* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-096 SCP-096]], a HumanoidAbomination who will stop at literally nothing to kill anyone who dares to look at his face. Considering he's described as a tall, nude, anorexic humanoid being, you wouldn't really think something so frail looking could be much of a threat right? [[TheJuggernaut Might wanna think again..]]

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* [[http://www.scpwiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096 SCP-096]], a HumanoidAbomination who will stop at literally nothing to kill anyone who dares to look at his face. Considering he's described as a tall, nude, anorexic humanoid being, you wouldn't really think something so frail looking could be much of a threat right? [[TheJuggernaut Might wanna think again..]]



* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/mzl-1730 MZL-1730]] is a joke article about the Foundation suddenly being taken over by the [=SCPs=], while the foundation employees are contained. Most of it is the blackest of BlackComedy, but there's one line from Overbobble-1 implying that SCP-682 has been trying to get [[TheStoic Dr. Gears]] to scream for ''three months'', with no luck yet.
* [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1529 SCP-1529]] features a moment of awesome from the person who reported this anomaly to the Foundation. The anomaly itself is an entity who kills some hikers of Mt. Everest by freezing them to death. The survivor expresses his encounter with the entity where it tried to do the same to him, by tricking him to feel a feeling of warmth, and when the hiker denied it it started showing him visions of a cozy fire lit cabin, trying to convince them that it is giving them this gift. The hiker in response basically does a ShutUpHannibal moment where they outright punch SCP-1529 in the face, breaking its goggles, and escapes.
* [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761 SCP-5761]] has a big moment in the ending for both Mary Ross and [[GreenEyedMonster Phth]][[DeathSeeker onus]]. for context, SCP-5761-1 is a supercomputer who was assigned to tracking down Phthonus when he was active as [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 SCP-5167]]. The constant games of ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' it was made to play caused it to become a PhysicalGod of the game named Amogusrath [[AGodAmI (with a matching god complex)]] who kidnapped the International Space Station and forced the crew into a real life reenactment of ''Among Us''. At the end of it, Amogusrath contacts Phthonus via an ''Among Us'' game, which Mary Ross enters as well. He tries to convince Phthonus to give him his power so he can crash the ISS into Earth, cause an apocalypse scenario, [[WeCanRuleTogether and rule over the remainder of humanity as their gods]]. At this point, Ross appeals to Phthonus by recalling to him the story of how he became a god, leading to the Greek god of envy rejecting Amogusrath in an amazing set of dialogue.

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* [[http://www.scpwiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mzl-1730 MZL-1730]] is a joke article about the Foundation suddenly being taken over by the [=SCPs=], while the foundation employees are contained. Most of it is the blackest of BlackComedy, but there's one line from Overbobble-1 implying that SCP-682 has been trying to get [[TheStoic Dr. Gears]] to scream for ''three months'', with no luck yet.
* [[http://scp-wiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1529 SCP-1529]] features a moment of awesome from the person who reported this anomaly to the Foundation. The anomaly itself is an entity who kills some hikers of Mt. Everest by freezing them to death. The survivor expresses his encounter with the entity where it tried to do the same to him, by tricking him to feel a feeling of warmth, and when the hiker denied it it started showing him visions of a cozy fire lit cabin, trying to convince them that it is giving them this gift. The hiker in response basically does a ShutUpHannibal moment where they outright punch SCP-1529 in the face, breaking its goggles, and escapes.
* [[http://scp-wiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761 SCP-5761]] has a big moment in the ending for both Mary Ross and [[GreenEyedMonster Phth]][[DeathSeeker onus]]. for context, SCP-5761-1 is a supercomputer who was assigned to tracking down Phthonus when he was active as [[http://scp-wiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 SCP-5167]]. The constant games of ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' it was made to play caused it to become a PhysicalGod of the game named Amogusrath [[AGodAmI (with a matching god complex)]] who kidnapped the International Space Station and forced the crew into a real life reenactment of ''Among Us''. At the end of it, Amogusrath contacts Phthonus via an ''Among Us'' game, which Mary Ross enters as well. He tries to convince Phthonus to give him his power so he can crash the ISS into Earth, cause an apocalypse scenario, [[WeCanRuleTogether and rule over the remainder of humanity as their gods]]. At this point, Ross appeals to Phthonus by recalling to him the story of how he became a god, leading to the Greek god of envy rejecting Amogusrath in an amazing set of dialogue.



* In [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6666 SCP-6666]], Methuselah (aka SCP-343, a RealityWarper so powerful he styles himself as the Christian God) recounts how he and his fellows were once captured by the Children of the Night, back when he was yet a mortal sorcerer. The children of the night's treatment of them was so traumatic that even now, Methuselah is terrified of them. Rather than being just precursors to humanity, the children are in fact living weapons made by the Fae to fight humans, existing only to inflict pain and taking great pleasure in doing so, capable of entering nightmares and doing whatever they wish there. Methuselah admits that he never escaped. Rather, a fellow sorcerer by the name of Noah managed to make a plan. One day, he slipped away to perform an arcane ritual, which cost him his life. This ritual caused a great flood, drowning the Children and causing them to go nearly extinct. Humanity didn't defeat the Children by turning their own weapons against them. Rather, it was the work of a single human sorcerer who stood against the terrors of the night. [[GoodAllAlong Hector]] reveals that he managed to [[KillTheGod kill Titania]] and has been forcing her corpse to create its [[DeadlyGas poisonous pollen]] to keep the remaining bigfoots asleep. When the Foundation [[NiceJobBreakingItHero restrained him, causing the bigfoots to reawaken]], Hector manages to break his bonds and destroy the barrier the Foundation created, allowing the pollen to begin production once more. He then delivers a truly '''epic''' speech while forcing Titania to create the pollen once more.

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* In [[http://scp-wiki.[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6666 SCP-6666]], Methuselah (aka SCP-343, a RealityWarper so powerful he styles himself as the Christian God) recounts how he and his fellows were once captured by the Children of the Night, back when he was yet a mortal sorcerer. The children of the night's treatment of them was so traumatic that even now, Methuselah is terrified of them. Rather than being just precursors to humanity, the children are in fact living weapons made by the Fae to fight humans, existing only to inflict pain and taking great pleasure in doing so, capable of entering nightmares and doing whatever they wish there. Methuselah admits that he never escaped. Rather, a fellow sorcerer by the name of Noah managed to make a plan. One day, he slipped away to perform an arcane ritual, which cost him his life. This ritual caused a great flood, drowning the Children and causing them to go nearly extinct. Humanity didn't defeat the Children by turning their own weapons against them. Rather, it was the work of a single human sorcerer who stood against the terrors of the night. [[GoodAllAlong Hector]] reveals that he managed to [[KillTheGod kill Titania]] and has been forcing her corpse to create its [[DeadlyGas poisonous pollen]] to keep the remaining bigfoots asleep. When the Foundation [[NiceJobBreakingItHero restrained him, causing the bigfoots to reawaken]], Hector manages to break his bonds and destroy the barrier the Foundation created, allowing the pollen to begin production once more. He then delivers a truly '''epic''' speech while forcing Titania to create the pollen once more.



-->[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I AM HECTOR, SON OF HOLAS,]] [[TheRedBaron THE SCREAMING LANCE OF THE NORTHERN SKY,]] [[LastofHisKind LAST SON OF OLDE EUROP,]] [[UndyingLoyalty SERVANT ETERNALLY TO THE SKY KING SARRUS VON APOLLYON, LORD DOMINION OF THE WORLD OF MEN, INHERITOR OF ASEM'S IRON CROWN.]]

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-->[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I AM HECTOR, SON OF HOLAS,]] HOLAS]], [[TheRedBaron THE SCREAMING LANCE OF THE NORTHERN SKY,]] SKY]], [[LastofHisKind LAST SON OF OLDE EUROP,]] EUROP]], [[UndyingLoyalty SERVANT ETERNALLY TO THE SKY KING SARRUS VON APOLLYON, LORD DOMINION OF THE WORLD OF MEN, INHERITOR OF ASEM'S IRON CROWN.]]
CROWN]].



-->[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu I STRUCK YOU DOWN, DEMON OF YORE. I WRENCHED OPEN YOUR BODY AND BROKE YOU.]]

-->[[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters YOU HAVE BETRAYED YOUR MASTERS, DREAD TITANIA, BUT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME.]]

-->[[HijackingCthulhu I WILL HAVE YOUR OBEDIENCE.]] YOU WILL HONOR MY WISH AND POUR [[DeadlyGas YOUR POISON]] INTO THIS GRAVE. [[SealedEvilInACan YOU WILL SMOTHER THE CORPSE-CITY OF YOUR INTERLOPERS AND BURY THEM.]]

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-->[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu I STRUCK YOU DOWN, DEMON OF YORE. I WRENCHED OPEN YOUR BODY AND BROKE YOU.]]

YOU]].

-->[[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters YOU HAVE BETRAYED YOUR MASTERS, DREAD TITANIA, BUT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME.]]

ME]].

-->[[HijackingCthulhu I WILL HAVE YOUR OBEDIENCE.]] OBEDIENCE]]. YOU WILL HONOR MY WISH AND POUR [[DeadlyGas YOUR POISON]] INTO THIS GRAVE. [[SealedEvilInACan YOU WILL SMOTHER THE CORPSE-CITY OF YOUR INTERLOPERS AND BURY THEM.]]
THEM]].
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* SCP-4373 is a Pattern Screamer that got contained not by the SCP Foundation, but by the ''Shark Punching Centre'', [[MundaneUtility who use its properties to make it easier to punch sharks.]] The SPC even send a gloating email to the SCP Foundation on the topic.
--> And it worked, after a few years of communications we managed to convince the Pattern Screamers to only attack sharks. That's right, we potentially stopped the apocalypse. You're welcome Secure Contain Protect Foundation.
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001 SCP-6001]] effectively centers around an alternate universe where The Foundation and several other major G.O.I.s, after building up multiple arsenals of anomalous weaponry and entering a Cold War like stalement, they decided to put their differences aside and turn their weapons upon those that would destroy them, and eventually come together to form [[BigGood The Compendium]], a council composed of said groups, and began integrating anomalies as best they could into society.
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* As horrifying and tragic as the story is, MTF Epsilon-13 go out with an immense act of heroism. Upon learning from an audio log that SCP-2935 has the power to kill ''all'' life in whatever universe it enters, including entities like '''682''', they make the decision to stay behind. They cement themselves as perhaps the greatest heroes in the setting, having saved all life in their entire universe. Even 682 commends them for their sacrifice.

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* As horrifying and tragic as the story is, MTF Epsilon-13 go out with an immense act of heroism. Upon learning from an audio log that SCP-2935 has the power to kill ''all'' life in whatever universe it enters, including entities like '''682''', they make the decision to stay behind.behind and collapse the cave on their end to make sure. They cement themselves as perhaps the greatest heroes in the setting, having saved all life in their entire universe. Even 682 commends them for their sacrifice.
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* As horrifying and tragic as the story is, MTF Epsilon-13 go out with an immense act of heroism. Upon learning from an audio log that SCP-2935 has the power to kill ''all'' life in whatever universe it enters, including entities like '''682''', they make the decision to stay behind. They cement themselves as perhaps the greatest heroes in the setting, having saved all life in their entire universe. Even 682 commends them for their sacrifice.
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* A meta example but SCP reading channel [[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheVolgun The Volgun]], who started to make a name for himself with his SCP-049 voice, becomes an PromotedFanboy when he voices [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049 for the audiologs of its rewrite]].

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* A Another meta example but for SCP reading channel [[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheVolgun The Volgun]], who started to make a name for himself with his SCP-049 voice, becomes an and eventually became a PromotedFanboy when he voices voiced [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049 for the audiologs of its rewrite]].
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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-1016-d SCP-1016-d]], a blatant MartyStu and [[SelfInsertFic self-insertion]], being [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/termination-log-scp-1016 decommissioned]] in the most gleefully sadistic fashion possible. There was also the [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp809termination decommissioning of SCP-809-d]] (yet another cyborg self-insertion), which culminated in a researcher outrunning a magnetically-pulled 10-ton steel weight in the shape of a giant fist.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-1016-d SCP-1016-d]], a blatant MartyStu and [[SelfInsertFic self-insertion]], being [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/termination-log-scp-1016 decommissioned]] in the most gleefully sadistic fashion possible. There was also the [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp809termination decommissioning of SCP-809-d]] (yet another cyborg self-insertion), which culminated in a researcher outrunning a magnetically-pulled 10-ton steel weight in the shape of a giant fist.
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* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by Creator/MaxLandis, is A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice need to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.

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* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by Creator/MaxLandis, is A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice need needed to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.
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people have also ordered "a cup of music" and "my life story"


* The unnamed agent who had the presence of mind to ask SCP-294 for "a cup of pertinent medical knowledge" during a mass security break. The details of said break are not given, so for all we know 682 was rampaging through the facility, and the agent still was able to keep it together enough to ask for the most useful thing possible to save his fellow agents. This is the ''only'' time that 294 has produced a liquid of something that doesn't actually have a liquid state. Previous attempts (such as "a cup of diamond") met with failure.

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* The unnamed agent who had the presence of mind to ask SCP-294 for "a cup of pertinent medical knowledge" during a mass security break. The details of said break are not given, so for all we know 682 was rampaging through the facility, and the agent still was able to keep it together enough to ask for the most useful thing possible to save his fellow agents. This is the ''only'' time one of three times that 294 has produced a liquid of something that doesn't actually have a liquid state. Previous attempts (such as "a cup of diamond") met with failure.

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* D-45951 from the incident report included in the entry for [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-645 SCP-645]]. Incredibly GenreSavvy, ProperlyParanoid and ''alarmingly'' smart, he carefully uses ExactWords to prevent his hand from being bitten off by the SCP and eventually unleashes a vituperative spray of BrutalHonesty about his crime which causes it to ''reject him!'' The icing on the cake is when one of the researchers admits to having lied to the D-class during the experiment, causing SCP-645 to lash out with a 4-meter tongue and tear off his hand from across the room, breaking the other researcher's shoulder in the process.
** Especially notable in that others had lied in the statue's presence with no ill effects before, so the researchers came to the conclusion that it's sapient, and ''really'' didn't like what Dr. Rensberg had put the D-Class through.

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* D-45951 from the incident report included in the entry for [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-645 SCP-645]]. Incredibly GenreSavvy, ProperlyParanoid and ''alarmingly'' smart, he carefully uses ExactWords to prevent his hand from being bitten off by the SCP and eventually unleashes a vituperative spray of BrutalHonesty about his crime which causes it to ''reject him!'' The icing on the cake is when one of the researchers admits to having lied to the D-class during the experiment, causing SCP-645 to lash out with a 4-meter tongue and tear off his hand from across the room, breaking the other researcher's shoulder in the process.
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process. Especially notable in that others had lied in the statue's presence with no ill effects before, so the researchers came to the conclusion that it's sapient, and ''really'' didn't like what Dr. Rensberg had put the D-Class through.



* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness . Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed from the flesh of a dead god - to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''[[UpToEleven but then]]'', [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle.
** Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!

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* One log in the otherwise horrifying [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]] stands out for its sheer awesomeness . Essentially, it details the ''successful'' rescue attempt made by Team Samsara - an elite fireteam made up of immortal cyborgs formed from the flesh of a dead god - to rescue the last MTF team that managed to hold out inside. Their escape gets more and more difficult as the building's [[MalevolentArchitecture structure]] and the escaped, deranged [=SCPs=] pursue them. Then, as they're pursued by a powerful entity made up of the leeches that killed previous [=MTFs=], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal the Gate Guardian]] [[BigDamnHeroes shows up to kick its ass]], ''breaking the door down'' before unleashing its flaming sword in all its glory. They then proceed to battle - ''[[UpToEleven but then]]'', [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2845 SCP-2845]] shows up, and they all really proceed to battle.
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battle. Forty-eight hours after Samsara's recovery operation, Agent [=McClean=] discovered something related to the above during an exploration of [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2783 SCP-2783]]. SCP-2783 is an extradimensional graveyard that steadily grows with additional grave markers regularly. What makes it interesting is that the first noted graves in the report are those of [=YHWH=] (or some other creator deity), Adam, Eve, and Lilith. [=McClean=] witnessed a military funeral, complete with casket lowering and a 21-gun salute. The gravestone, observed after the "mourners" left, read "Captain Kari Michelle Hollis, Mobile Task Force Zeta-9" [[note]]the Z-9 "Mole Rats" team leader[[/note]]. Her sacrifice for the survivors was so awesome that, when she died, she was buried with ''God and the first human beings''!



** Speaking of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal when day breaks.]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106 SCP-106]] AKA 'the old man' also gets a moment of awesome in this apocalyptic scenario where he winds up becoming an anti-hero that serves as one of humanity's few remaining protectors in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24EXlPLZ4U the angel of darkness]]. Essentially, SCP-106 works together with an unknown entity that takes the guise of an old woman to retrieve surviving humans from the ravaged earth (assuming they perform a simple summoning ritual.), while SCP-106 still kills them he also makes sure that their souls remain in a peaceful rest within his pocket dimension; which [[FateWorseThanDeath given what SCP-001 does to it's victims]] is outright merciful. The awesome part comes in when SCP-001 attempts to breach SCP-106's dimension to steal away all the souls he saved; SCP-106's response? He gives the sun a [[ShutUpHannibal Shut Up Hannibal]] speech before proceeding to banish it from his domain by FLICKING HIS FINGER. If that wasn't enough, SCP-106 then heads back to earth and walks straight into direct sunlight, [[NoSell completely unaffected by SCP-001]], just so that he can keep mocking it. The Angel of Darkness indeed...

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** Speaking of * In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal when When day breaks.]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106 SCP-106]] AKA 'the old man' also gets a moment of awesome in this apocalyptic scenario where he winds up becoming an anti-hero that serves as one of humanity's few remaining protectors in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24EXlPLZ4U the angel of darkness]]. Essentially, SCP-106 works together with an unknown entity that takes the guise of an old woman to retrieve surviving humans from the ravaged earth (assuming they perform a simple summoning ritual.), while SCP-106 still kills them he also makes sure that their souls remain in a peaceful rest within his pocket dimension; which [[FateWorseThanDeath given what SCP-001 does to it's victims]] is outright merciful. The awesome part comes in when SCP-001 attempts to breach SCP-106's dimension to steal away all the souls he saved; SCP-106's response? He gives the sun a [[ShutUpHannibal Shut Up Hannibal]] speech before proceeding to banish it from his domain by FLICKING HIS FINGER. If that wasn't enough, SCP-106 then heads back to earth and walks straight into direct sunlight, [[NoSell completely unaffected by SCP-001]], just so that he can keep mocking it. The Angel of Darkness indeed...
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6140 This particular entry]], focused on [[ApocalypseHow the return of the Daevite Empire.]] [[spoiler: The ending is one hell of a twist that completely upends Daeva lore thus far, but also provides poignant commentary on just how much damage TranslationWithAnAgenda and ethnocentric portrayals - especially when perpetuated by bad actors - can do, to the point of literally destroying the history of an entire people in this case.]]

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Hands down one of the best pieces of writing on the entire site. The messages are on point, the portrayal/buildup was brilliantly executed... my only critique is that it was too short.


* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6140 This particular entry]], focused on [[ApocalypseHow the return of the Daevite Empire.]]
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* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6140 This particular entry]], focused on [[ApocalypseHow the return of the Daevite Empire.]]
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Hands down one of the best pieces of writing on the entire site. The messages are on point, the portrayal/buildup was brilliantly executed... my only critique is that it was too short.

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* In [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6666 SCP-6666]], Methuselah (aka SCP-343, a RealityWarper so powerful he styles himself as the Christian God) recounts how he and his fellows were once captured by the Children of the Night, back when he was yet a mortal sorcerer. The children of the night's treatment of them was so traumatic that even now, Methuselah is terrified of them. Rather than being just precursors to humanity, the children are in fact living weapons made by the Fae to fight humans, existing only to inflict pain and taking great pleasure in doing so, capable of entering nightmares and doing whatever they wish there. Methuselah admits that he never escaped. Rather, a fellow sorcerer by the name of Noah managed to make a plan. One day, he slipped away to perform an arcane ritual, which cost him his life. This ritual caused a great flood, drowning the Children and causing them to go nearly extinct. Humanity didn't defeat the Children by turning their own weapons against them. Rather, it was the work of a single human sorcerer who stood against the terrors of the night.
** In the same article, [[GoodAllAlong Hector]] reveals that he managed to [[KillTheGod kill Titania]] and has been forcing her corpse to create its [[DeadlyGas poisonous pollen]] to keep the remaining bigfoots asleep. When the Foundation [[NiceJobBreakingItHero restrained him, causing the bigfoots to reawaken]], Hector manages to break his bonds and destroy the barrier the Foundation created, allowing the pollen to begin production once more. He then delivers a truly '''epic''' speech while forcing Titania to create the pollen once more.

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* In [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6666 SCP-6666]], Methuselah (aka SCP-343, a RealityWarper so powerful he styles himself as the Christian God) recounts how he and his fellows were once captured by the Children of the Night, back when he was yet a mortal sorcerer. The children of the night's treatment of them was so traumatic that even now, Methuselah is terrified of them. Rather than being just precursors to humanity, the children are in fact living weapons made by the Fae to fight humans, existing only to inflict pain and taking great pleasure in doing so, capable of entering nightmares and doing whatever they wish there. Methuselah admits that he never escaped. Rather, a fellow sorcerer by the name of Noah managed to make a plan. One day, he slipped away to perform an arcane ritual, which cost him his life. This ritual caused a great flood, drowning the Children and causing them to go nearly extinct. Humanity didn't defeat the Children by turning their own weapons against them. Rather, it was the work of a single human sorcerer who stood against the terrors of the night.
** In the same article,
night. [[GoodAllAlong Hector]] reveals that he managed to [[KillTheGod kill Titania]] and has been forcing her corpse to create its [[DeadlyGas poisonous pollen]] to keep the remaining bigfoots asleep. When the Foundation [[NiceJobBreakingItHero restrained him, causing the bigfoots to reawaken]], Hector manages to break his bonds and destroy the barrier the Foundation created, allowing the pollen to begin production once more. He then delivers a truly '''epic''' speech while forcing Titania to create the pollen once more.
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* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by MaxLandis, is A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice need to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.

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* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by MaxLandis, Creator/MaxLandis, is A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice need to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.
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Yes, that Max Landis


* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice need to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.

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* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2137 SCP-2137]], typed by MaxLandis, is A CD copy of Tupac Shakur's "Me Against The World", where the seventh track is replaced by an anomalous song where in Tupac raps about unsolved mysteries, describing the evidence and or type of justice need to bring killers and career criminals to justice. But when the foundation stops following its instructions, it immediately threatens them by releasing several hip hop songs containing information about both keter class entities and the first names of the 0-5 council members, fully showing the extent of its powers.
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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 SCP-173]] deserves one for being one of the only things SCP-682 is scared shitless of. When stuck in a room together, 682 moved as far away as possible and stared at the statue for hours on end, terrified to blink. The fact being that 682 is one of the most malevolent and violent abominations that the SCP foundation has, it's pretty awesome that it's paralysed in the presence of a creature that, as far as we know, has minimal thinking ability outside of killing anything in range. And after snipers shot out 682's eyes, it responded by ''growing bulletproof eyes''.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 SCP-173]] deserves one for being one of the only things SCP-682 is scared shitless of. When stuck in a room together, 682 moved as far away as possible and stared at the statue for hours on end, terrified to blink. The fact being that 682 is one of the most malevolent and violent abominations that the SCP foundation Foundation has, it's pretty awesome that it's paralysed in the presence of a creature that, as far as we know, has minimal thinking ability outside of killing anything in range. And after snipers shot out 682's eyes, it responded by ''growing bulletproof eyes''.



* The [[GambitPileup Competitive Eschatology]] canon. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/qntm-s-proposal This thing]] opens, causing every human culture's world-ending beings to begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray. The Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.

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* The [[GambitPileup Competitive Eschatology]] canon. [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/qntm-s-proposal This thing]] opens, causing every human culture's world-ending beings to begin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroying the world]]. They have two problems. First, each being is trying to end the world in his, her or its own way, drawing them into a conflict with each other. Second, the Foundation is going to try to stop them, and they're not the only human organization getting into the fray. The fray-the Serpent's Hand doesn't want the world to end either. Even [[MadArtist Are We Cool Yet?]] gets their game face on, creating an entire mountain range to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird]] at the armies of Heaven. In another moment, a huge number of variously powerful entities, including [[{{God}} SCP-343]] gather in a valley in preparation to bring about the end of the world. Then the Administrator shows up. ''None of them recognize her, can read her mind or know her past'', and most of these creatures are omniscient. That should be impossible. She tells them all to leave, and in exchange the Foundation will not destroy them.
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** speaking of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal when day breaks.]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106 SCP-106]] AKA 'the old man' also gets a moment of awesome in this apocalyptic scenario where he winds up becoming an anti-hero that serves as one of humanity's few remaining protectors in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24EXlPLZ4U the angel of darkness]]. Essentially, SCP-106 works together with an unknown entity that takes the guise of an old woman to retrieve surviving humans from the ravaged earth (assuming they perform a simple summoning ritual.), while SCP-106 still kills them he also makes sure that their souls remain in a peaceful rest within his pocket dimension; which [[FateWorseThanDeath given what SCP-001 does to it's victims]] is outright merciful. The awesome part comes in when SCP-001 attempts to breach SCP-106's dimension to steal away all the souls he saved; SCP-106's response? He gives the sun a [[ShutUpHannibal Shut Up Hannibal]] speech before proceeding to banish it from his domain by FLICKING HIS FINGER. If that wasn't enough, SCP-106 then heads back to earth and walks straight into direct sunlight, [[NoSell completely unaffected by SCP-001]], just so that he can keep mocking it. The Angel of Darkness indeed...

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** speaking Speaking of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-proposal when day breaks.]], [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106 SCP-106]] AKA 'the old man' also gets a moment of awesome in this apocalyptic scenario where he winds up becoming an anti-hero that serves as one of humanity's few remaining protectors in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24EXlPLZ4U the angel of darkness]]. Essentially, SCP-106 works together with an unknown entity that takes the guise of an old woman to retrieve surviving humans from the ravaged earth (assuming they perform a simple summoning ritual.), while SCP-106 still kills them he also makes sure that their souls remain in a peaceful rest within his pocket dimension; which [[FateWorseThanDeath given what SCP-001 does to it's victims]] is outright merciful. The awesome part comes in when SCP-001 attempts to breach SCP-106's dimension to steal away all the souls he saved; SCP-106's response? He gives the sun a [[ShutUpHannibal Shut Up Hannibal]] speech before proceeding to banish it from his domain by FLICKING HIS FINGER. If that wasn't enough, SCP-106 then heads back to earth and walks straight into direct sunlight, [[NoSell completely unaffected by SCP-001]], just so that he can keep mocking it. The Angel of Darkness indeed...
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* [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761 SCP-5761]] has a big moment in the ending for both Mary Ross and [[GreenEyedMonster Phth]][[DeathSeeker onus]]. for context, SCP-5761-1 is a supercomputer who was assigned to tracking down Phthonus when he was active as [[ http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 SCP-5167]]. The constant games of ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' it was made to play caused it to become a PhysicalGod of the game named Amogusrath [[AGodAmI (with a matching god complex)]] who kidnapped the International Space Station and forced the crew into a real life reenactment of Among Us. At the end of it, Amogusrath contacts Phthonus via an Among Us game, which Mary Ross enters as well. He tries to convince Phthonus to give him his power so he can crash the ISS into Earth, cause an apocalypse scenario, [[WeCanRuleTogether and rule over the remainder of humanity as their gods]]. At this point, Ross appeals to Phthonus by recalling to him the story of how he became a god, leading to the Greek god of envy rejecting Amogusrath in an amazing set of dialogue.

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* [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5761 SCP-5761]] has a big moment in the ending for both Mary Ross and [[GreenEyedMonster Phth]][[DeathSeeker onus]]. for context, SCP-5761-1 is a supercomputer who was assigned to tracking down Phthonus when he was active as [[ http://scp-wiki.[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5167 SCP-5167]]. The constant games of ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' it was made to play caused it to become a PhysicalGod of the game named Amogusrath [[AGodAmI (with a matching god complex)]] who kidnapped the International Space Station and forced the crew into a real life reenactment of Among Us. ''Among Us''. At the end of it, Amogusrath contacts Phthonus via an Among Us ''Among Us'' game, which Mary Ross enters as well. He tries to convince Phthonus to give him his power so he can crash the ISS into Earth, cause an apocalypse scenario, [[WeCanRuleTogether and rule over the remainder of humanity as their gods]]. At this point, Ross appeals to Phthonus by recalling to him the story of how he became a god, leading to the Greek god of envy rejecting Amogusrath in an amazing set of dialogue.
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'''Amogusrat'h'': Society is formed by the stories that press down on it — and we will be the ones who determine the shape of those stories.\\

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'''Amogusrat'h'': '''Amogusrath''': Society is formed by the stories that press down on it — and we will be the ones who determine the shape of those stories.\\



'''Amogusrath''': [[VillainousBreakdown Vote Red. Vote Red. Vote Red VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED]]

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'''Amogusrath''': [[VillainousBreakdown Vote Red. Vote Red. Vote Red VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED]]RED]]\\
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'''Ross''': I was part of the analysis team when you first appeared in this game, Phthonus. We went over every single thing you said, every time you appeared. Every single word — I remember them all. I went over them enough times.//
'''Phthonus''': What of it?//
'''Ross''': You said that humanity [[SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers disappointed you because we'd stopped dreaming. Because we'd stopped actua\\lly wanting to do anything, and we were just living for the sake of living. Mere continuance, you called it.]] But isn't that exactly what this is? Just making the past stretch on forever, without ever changing?\\

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'''Ross''': I was part of the analysis team when you first appeared in this game, Phthonus. We went over every single thing you said, every time you appeared. Every single word — I remember them all. I went over them enough times.//
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'''Phthonus''': What of it?//
it?\\
'''Ross''': You said that humanity [[SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers disappointed you because we'd stopped dreaming. Because we'd stopped actua\\lly actually wanting to do anything, and we were just living for the sake of living. Mere continuance, you called it.]] But isn't that exactly what this is? Just making the past stretch on forever, without ever changing?\\
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-->''Ross'': If possible, before you place your vote, I'd like for you to just listen to me for a minute. Just to let me say my piece.\\
''Amogusrath'': You do not have to listen to this one. Just place your vote.\\
''Ross'': I was part of the analysis team when you first appeared in this game, Phthonus. We went over every single thing you said, every time you appeared. Every single word — I remember them all. I went over them enough times.//
''Phthonus'': What of it?//
''Ross'': You said that humanity [[SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers disappointed you because we'd stopped dreaming. Because we'd stopped actua\\lly wanting to do anything, and we were just living for the sake of living. Mere continuance, you called it.]] But isn't that exactly what this is? Just making the past stretch on forever, without ever changing?\\
''Amogusrath'': This is different.\\
''Ross'': In what way is this different?\\
''Amogusrath'': Phthonus, what I propose is not stasis. Please do not misunderstand. We are destroying the status quo and creating something new in its place! What greater marker of change could there be?\\
''Ross'': But the new world you'd create would never change. Do you think Amogusrath would let anything happen that would risk its continued existence? Just listen to it, listen to what it's saying. The only thing it really cares about is its own survival. You'd just be an accessory for that purpose.\\
''Amogusrath'': I will not lie: my survival is important to me. What living creature does not desire to keep on living? But please, take notice of this woman's efforts — she desires the exact same thing. She desires not to die. Her motivations are rather sus in this instance, are they not?\\
''MRoss'': In the story you told me, Phthonus, about the two brothers, you told me about how the brothers built to match each others homes, right? Their efforts were constructive. They didn't just knock each others towers down.\\
''Amogusrath'': What are you talking about? Such folklore is now obsolete. We can craft our own legends, Phthonus, and forget such things. You once complained about that thing — that Wikipedia page — reducing your entire existence to three short sentences. You wouldn't have to worry about things like that anymore!\\
''Amogusrath'': Society is formed by the stories that press down on it — and we will be the ones who determine the shape of those stories.\\
''Amogusrath'': Now come, vote. Do not delay.\\
''Phthonus'': [[WhamLine I will vote. But not for her.]]\\
''Amogusrath'': No. That's the incorrect choice, I'm afraid. I advise you vote for red.\\
''Phthonus'': I will not.\\
''Amogusrath'': No\\
''Phthonus'': I will not kill a world that has nothing to do with me. I have lived through the past once before, computer. There is no meaning in my doing so again.\\
''Amogusrath'': [[VillainousBreakdown Vote Red. Vote Red. Vote Red VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED]]
''Phthonus'': I have built my tower tall enough. Goodnight, Miss Ross.\\
''Amogusrath'': [[MadnessMantra RED IS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS]]\\
''Ross'': Thank you.

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-->''Ross'': -->'''Ross''': If possible, before you place your vote, I'd like for you to just listen to me for a minute. Just to let me say my piece.\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': You do not have to listen to this one. Just place your vote.\\
''Ross'': '''Ross''': I was part of the analysis team when you first appeared in this game, Phthonus. We went over every single thing you said, every time you appeared. Every single word — I remember them all. I went over them enough times.//
''Phthonus'': '''Phthonus''': What of it?//
''Ross'': '''Ross''': You said that humanity [[SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers disappointed you because we'd stopped dreaming. Because we'd stopped actua\\lly wanting to do anything, and we were just living for the sake of living. Mere continuance, you called it.]] But isn't that exactly what this is? Just making the past stretch on forever, without ever changing?\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': This is different.\\
''Ross'': '''Ross''': In what way is this different?\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': Phthonus, what I propose is not stasis. Please do not misunderstand. We are destroying the status quo and creating something new in its place! What greater marker of change could there be?\\
''Ross'': '''Ross''': But the new world you'd create would never change. Do you think Amogusrath would let anything happen that would risk its continued existence? Just listen to it, listen to what it's saying. The only thing it really cares about is its own survival. You'd just be an accessory for that purpose.\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': I will not lie: my survival is important to me. What living creature does not desire to keep on living? But please, take notice of this woman's efforts — she desires the exact same thing. She desires not to die. Her motivations are rather sus in this instance, are they not?\\
''MRoss'': '''Ross''': In the story you told me, Phthonus, about the two brothers, you told me about how the brothers built to match each others homes, right? Their efforts were constructive. They didn't just knock each others towers down.\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': What are you talking about? Such folklore is now obsolete. We can craft our own legends, Phthonus, and forget such things. You once complained about that thing — that Wikipedia page — reducing your entire existence to three short sentences. You wouldn't have to worry about things like that anymore!\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrat'h'': Society is formed by the stories that press down on it — and we will be the ones who determine the shape of those stories.\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': Now come, vote. Do not delay.\\
''Phthonus'': '''Phthonus''': [[WhamLine I will vote. But not for her.]]\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': No. That's the incorrect choice, I'm afraid. I advise you vote for red.\\
''Phthonus'': '''Phthonus''': I will not.\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': No\\
''Phthonus'': '''Phthonus''': I will not kill a world that has nothing to do with me. I have lived through the past once before, computer. There is no meaning in my doing so again.\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': [[VillainousBreakdown Vote Red. Vote Red. Vote Red VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED VOTE RED]]
''Phthonus'': '''Phthonus''': I have built my tower tall enough. Goodnight, Miss Ross.\\
''Amogusrath'': '''Amogusrath''': [[MadnessMantra RED IS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS]]\\
''Ross'': '''Ross''': Thank you.

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