History Awesome / Parksandrecreation

* Ron's friends decided to have a sudden wedding. But they can't find wedding rings in time. Ron does what any person would do : Extract a lamp from the wall, and then develop a pair of rings using the metal from the lamp - Liquifying the metal and all.

* "[[IWasBornReady I was born ready.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBh7KKD-Hc I'm Ron f***ing Swanson.]]"

* "[[IWasBornReady I was born ready.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBh7KKD-Hc I'm RON FUCKING SWANSON.]]"

** Culminating in a rendition of "5000 Candles in the Wind" by all of the above, plus [[spoiler:a sax solo by Mr Duke Silver!]]

* In "Lucky" Leslie bombs an inpromtu interview by showing up drunk. However she is saved by the tape of it being lost in airport luggage. TheStinger reveals that the airport staff, whom Leslie has done much for in the past, purposely threw it in the trash.

** Tammy proceeds to leave the room in a hurry.

* In "Ron & Tammys" A drinking contest is held between Ron's mother and his first wife and the winner gets Ron to come with her. They drink 'Swanson family mash liquor', a whose "legal use is to strip the varnish off of speedboats". Wanting Ron to stay a the office, Leslie joins in and gets drunk after a couple of shots. April takes one sip, spits it out and collapses. Finally wanting to end this and decide his own fate, Ron takes the jug in one hand and drinks down the rest of it with no problem.

* {{Patton Oswalt}}'s filibuster about what the new ''{{Star Wars}}'' movie should be like. All filmed in one take, and likely improvised. Full version seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

* Ron and Ben's father reaching for the last shrimp at the party. Yes, basically Ron Swanson and [[BreakingBad Mike Ehrmantraut]] staring each other down.

* Patton Oswalt's filibuster about what the new ''{{Star Wars}}'' movie should be like. All filmed in one take, and likely improvised. Full version seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY

* Patton Oswalt's filibuster about what the new ''{{Star Wars}}'' movie should be like. All filmed in one take, and likely improvised.

* Ann getting a reluctant April to sing Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" with her and Donna suddenly joining in.

* Ann getting a reluctant April to sing Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" with her and also Donna suddenly joining in.

* Ann getting a reluctant April to sing Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" and Donna suddenly joining in.

* Ron Swanson [[spoiler: punching Councilman Jamm]] in the face.

--> '''Ron''': People who buy things are suckers.

* Ron and Ben's father reaching for the last shrimp at the party. Yes, basically Ron Swanson and [[BreakingBad Mike Ehrmantraut]] staring each other down.

* When Leslie [[spoiler:wins.]]

--> [[spoiler: I’m very angry. I’m angry that Bobby Newport would hold this town hostage and threaten to leave if you don’t give him what he wants. It’s despicable. Corporations are not allowed to dictate what a city needs. That power belongs to the people. Bobby Newport and his daddy would like you to think it belongs to them. I love this town, and when you love something you don’t threaten it. You don’t punish it. You fight for it, you take care of it, you put it first. As your City Councilor, I’ll make sure that no one takes advantage of Pawnee. If I seem too passionate, it’s because I care. If I come on strong, it’s because I feel strongly, and if I push too hard, it’s because things aren’t moving fast enough. This is my home, you are my family, and I promise you, I’m not going anywhere.]]

* Leslie's speech during her campaign in response to [[spoiler: the Newports threatening to leave Pawnee and take their candy business with them if [[UpperClassTwit Bobby Newport]] doesn't get elected]].

* In "Bowling for Votes" Ben punches out a potential JerkAss voter who called Leslie a "bitch". Leslie even says right afterward that it was "awesome" and kisses him.

* In "Bowling for Votes" Ben punches out a potential a JerkAss voter who called Leslie a "bitch". Leslie even says right afterward that it was "awesome" and kisses him.

* In "Ron & Tammys" A drinking contest is held between Ron's mother and his first wife and the winner gets Ron to come with her. They drink 'Swanson family mash liquor', a whose "legal use is to strip the varnish off of speedboats". Wanting Ron to stay a the office, Leslie joins in and gets drunk after a couple of shots. April takes one sip, spits it out and collapses. Finally wanting to end this and decide his own fate, Ron takes the jug in one hand and drinks down the rest of it with no problem.