History Awesome / OneThousandWaysToDie

18th Jan '16 9:20:42 AM Juste_Morai
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-->'''Boxer''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Guess what?! I ain't no lady!]] *[[MegatonPunch punch]]*

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-->'''Boxer''': -->'''Bobby Jones''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Guess what?! I ain't no lady!]] *[[MegatonPunch punch]]*
18th Jul '15 4:03:21 PM MeowthRocket
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** And unlike the Ex'd Ex example, this could easily be classified as self-defense or justifiable homicide due to the man carrying a gun and already having a police record, meaning despite leading to the junkie's death, the nurse will likely recieve at most a warning or probation.
7th Jul '15 12:05:39 PM GunarmDyne
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** Loses all awesomeness when they see it's their old friend and the girl bursts into tears... Even worse is that in an instant, the man has [[SchoolDays ruined their lives]], making sure the wedding is replaced by visiting him in a jail cell.

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** Loses all awesomeness when they see it's their old friend and the girl bursts into tears... Even worse is that in an instant, the man has [[SchoolDays ruined their lives]], making sure the wedding is replaced by visiting him in a jail cell.
11th May '15 11:54:44 AM Scarecrow22
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** Loses all awesomeness when they see it's their old friend and the girl bursts into tears... Even worse is that in an instant, the man has ruined their lives, making sure the wedding is replaced by visiting him in a jail cell.

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** Loses all awesomeness when they see it's their old friend and the girl bursts into tears... Even worse is that in an instant, the man has [[SchoolDays ruined their lives, lives]], making sure the wedding is replaced by visiting him in a jail cell.
29th Mar '15 10:19:48 AM Meowth
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** Loses all awesomeness when they see it's their old friend and the girl bursts into tears... Even worse is that in an instant, the man has ruined their lives, making sure the wedding is replaced by visiting him in a jail cell.
19th Jan '15 7:18:09 PM JadeEyes1
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* '''Radium Girls''': In this case, it's not the death that is a crowning moment, but the aftermath of said death. A woman from the 1920s named Wendy died by covering herself with glow-in-the-dark, [[ANuclearError radioactive paint]] (using it as body paint for her lover during sex), and contracted bone cancer. She got the idea because the company she worked for knew about the dangerous effects of radium, yet used it in their paint anyway, and in fact [[MoralEventHorizon encouraged]] the female workers to keep their paintbrushes sharp by licking them, and thus consuming dangerous radioactive material. After the woman's death, her co-workers filed one of the first successful workers' rights lawsuits, won, and according to the narration, "increased safety standards across America." TheOtherWiki confirms this [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls as the truth]]; ''it was the first successful lawsuit of its kind in the United States''.

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* '''Radium Girls''': In this case, it's not the death that is a crowning moment, but the aftermath of said death. A woman from the 1920s named Wendy died by covering herself with glow-in-the-dark, [[ANuclearError radioactive paint]] (using it as body paint for her lover during sex), and contracted bone cancer. She got the idea because the The company she worked for knew about the dangerous effects of radium, yet used it in their paint anyway, and in fact [[MoralEventHorizon encouraged]] the female workers to keep their paintbrushes sharp by licking them, and thus consuming dangerous radioactive material. After the woman's death, her co-workers filed one of the first successful workers' rights lawsuits, won, and according to the narration, "increased safety standards across America." TheOtherWiki confirms this [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls as the truth]]; ''it was the first successful lawsuit of its kind in the United States''.
8th Sep '14 4:26:27 PM Juste_Morai
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* '''Back Stabbed''' A Viking leaves his brother in charge of his village while he goes marauding. The brother abuses this power to rape the women in the village, including his brother's wife. When his brother returns and catches him. He kills his brother by cutting his back open and ripping his lungs out (this is called Blood Eagle).
-->'''Chieftain:''' I'm going to kill you! ''The worst way I know how!''

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* '''Back Stabbed''' A Viking leaves his brother in charge of his village while he goes marauding. The brother abuses this power to rape the women in the village, including his brother's wife. When his brother returns and catches him. He kills his brother by cutting his back open and ripping his lungs out (this is called Blood Eagle).
-->'''Chieftain:'''
the "Blood Eagle").
-->'''Nygarde:'''
I'm going to kill you! ''The gonna take your life! ''I'm gonna do it the worst way I we know how!''
27th Dec '13 9:03:00 AM TotalDramaRox97
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* '''Orspasm''' A woman with PGAD (a condition that makes people orgasm from the slightest vibration) is tormented by her current boyfriend who makes her orgasm for his own pleasure. One day he pokes her with a muscle massager and she orgasms which causes her to knock him down the stairs killing him. Even if it was an accident, it was pretty awesome seeing her do that.
20th Sep '13 4:08:52 AM porkyThegrumpiest
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* '''Wrin-Killed''': A purse-snatcher gets his trachea smashed by a little old lady with 40 years' experience in Tae Kwon Do when he tried to take her purse. Eagerly and hilariously lampshaded in the recreation itself, since the bystanders actually start cheering for the grandma as they watch on how she curbstomps the AssholeVictim.

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* '''Wrin-Killed''': A purse-snatcher gets his trachea smashed by a little old lady with 40 30 years' experience in Tae Kwon Do when he tried to take her purse. Eagerly and hilariously lampshaded in the recreation itself, since the bystanders actually start cheering for the grandma as they watch on how she curbstomps the AssholeVictim.



* '''Bring Bring''' An obnoxious Chinese sweat-shop owner is killed when his abused workers [[TheDogBitesBack poison his tacky gold grill]].

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* '''Bring Bring''' An obnoxious Chinese sweat-shop sweatshop owner obsessed with gangster rap is killed when his abused workers get their revenge on him by [[TheDogBitesBack poison his tacky him with a gold grill]].grill lined with rosary peas]].
27th Jul '13 12:11:16 AM ManCalledTrue
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-->'''Chieftain:''' I'm going to kill you! ''The worst way I know how!''
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