History Awesome / OneThousandWaysToDie

14th Sep '17 9:26:14 PM Nylsa
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* '''Premature Endings''': A woman walks through a hospital filled with people suffering fro injuries that wouldn't look out of place on the rest of the show. The woman walks through them all and into a room containing her dying father, who's had a long, rewarding life and is about to pass away of... old age. This is a twofold moment of awesome, one for the show's message (you can either live like the people before this and end up on the show, or you can live sensibly like the dying old man and watch the show), and one for the fact that the man died ''completely peacefully''!

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* '''Premature Endings''': A woman walks through a hospital filled with people suffering fro from injuries that wouldn't look out of place on the rest of the show. The woman walks through them all and into a room containing her dying father, who's had a long, rewarding life and is about to pass away of... old age. This is a twofold moment of awesome, awesome- one for the show's message (you can either live like the people before this and end up on the show, or you can live sensibly like the dying old man and watch the show), and one for the fact that the man died ''completely peacefully''!
22nd Jul '17 7:05:46 AM Snipertoaster
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* '''Premature Endings''': A woman walks through a hospital filled with people suffering fro injuries that wouldn't look out of place on the rest of the show. The woman walks through them all and into a room containing her dying father, who's had a long, rewarding life and is about to pass away of... old age. This is a twofold moment of awesome, one for the show's message (you can either live like the people before this and end up on the show, or you can live sensibly like the dying old man and watch the show), and one for the fact that the man died ''completely peacefully''!
19th Jul '17 5:15:04 AM Luigifan
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* '''Bring Bring''' An obnoxious Chinese sweatshop owner obsessed with gangster rap is killed when his abused workers get their revenge on him by [[TheDogBitesBack poisoning him with a gold grill lined with rosary peas]].
* '''Back Stabbed''' A Viking leaves his brother in charge of his village while he goes marauding. The brother abuses this power to rape the women in the village, including his brother's wife. When his brother returns and catches him. He kills his brother by cutting his back open and ripping his lungs out (this is called the "Blood Eagle").

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* '''Bring Bring''' Bring''': An obnoxious Chinese sweatshop owner obsessed with gangster rap is killed when his abused workers get their revenge on him by [[TheDogBitesBack poisoning him with a gold grill lined with rosary peas]].
* '''Back Stabbed''' Stabbed''': A Viking leaves his brother in charge of his village while he goes marauding. The brother abuses this power to rape the women in the village, including his brother's wife. When his Eventually, the marauding brother returns and catches him. He the rapist, and kills his brother him by cutting his back open and ripping his lungs out (this is called the "Blood Eagle").



* '''Orspasm''' A woman with PGAD (a condition that makes people orgasm from the slightest vibration) is tormented by her current boyfriend who makes her orgasm for his own pleasure. One day he pokes her with a muscle massager and she orgasms which causes her to knock him down the stairs killing him. Even if it was an accident, it was pretty awesome seeing her do that.
* '''Homie Invasion/Homie's Dead''' A thief named Vince sneaks into a couple's house and attacks the husband with a baseball bat when he investigates, killing him. The wife tries CPR, but it doesn't work. However, after she leaves in grief (and a [[FissionMailed fake title card]]), the man wakes up, as apparently her CPR caused what's known as "[[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_syndrome Lazarus Syndrome]]". As Vince is trying to climb down the balcony, the husband's revival scares the hell out of him, causing him to fall three stories onto ''solid pavement''.

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* '''Orspasm''' '''Orspasm''': A woman with PGAD (a condition that makes people orgasm from the slightest vibration) is tormented by her current boyfriend boyfriend, who makes her orgasm for his own pleasure. One day day, he pokes her with a muscle massager massager, and she orgasms orgasms, which causes her to knock him down the stairs stairs, killing him. Even if it was an accident, it was pretty awesome seeing her do that.
* '''Homie Invasion/Homie's Dead''' Dead''': A thief named Vince sneaks into a couple's house and attacks the husband with a baseball bat when he investigates, killing him. The wife tries CPR, but it doesn't work. However, after she leaves in grief (and a [[FissionMailed fake title card]]), the man wakes up, as apparently her CPR caused what's known as "[[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_syndrome Lazarus Syndrome]]". As Vince is trying to climb down the balcony, the husband's revival scares the hell out of him, causing him to fall three stories onto ''solid pavement''.
6th Jul '17 10:53:10 PM nombretomado
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* '''Radium Girls''': In this case, it's not the death that is a crowning moment, but the aftermath of said death. A woman from the 1920s named Wendy died by covering herself with glow-in-the-dark, [[ANuclearError radioactive paint]] (using it as body paint for her lover during sex), and contracted bone cancer. The company she worked for knew about the dangerous effects of radium, yet used it in their paint anyway, and in fact [[MoralEventHorizon encouraged]] the female workers to keep their paintbrushes sharp by licking them, and thus consuming dangerous radioactive material. After the woman's death, her co-workers filed one of the first successful workers' rights lawsuits, won, and according to the narration, "increased safety standards across America." TheOtherWiki confirms this [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls as the truth]]; ''it was the first successful lawsuit of its kind in the United States''.

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* '''Radium Girls''': In this case, it's not the death that is a crowning moment, but the aftermath of said death. A woman from the 1920s named Wendy died by covering herself with glow-in-the-dark, [[ANuclearError radioactive paint]] (using it as body paint for her lover during sex), and contracted bone cancer. The company she worked for knew about the dangerous effects of radium, yet used it in their paint anyway, and in fact [[MoralEventHorizon encouraged]] the female workers to keep their paintbrushes sharp by licking them, and thus consuming dangerous radioactive material. After the woman's death, her co-workers filed one of the first successful workers' rights lawsuits, won, and according to the narration, "increased safety standards across America." TheOtherWiki Wiki/TheOtherWiki confirms this [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls as the truth]]; ''it was the first successful lawsuit of its kind in the United States''.
1st Jan '17 10:47:54 AM ImperialMajestyXO
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* '''Bring Bring''' An obnoxious Chinese sweatshop owner obsessed with gangster rap is killed when his abused workers get their revenge on him by [[TheDogBitesBack poison him with a gold grill lined with rosary peas]].

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* '''Bring Bring''' An obnoxious Chinese sweatshop owner obsessed with gangster rap is killed when his abused workers get their revenge on him by [[TheDogBitesBack poison poisoning him with a gold grill lined with rosary peas]].
27th Oct '16 4:17:14 AM Anarky17
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* '''Homie Invasion/Homie's Dead''' A thief named Vince sneaks into a couple's house during a heat wave (all the doors and windows are open) and attacks the husband with a baseball bat when he investigates, killing him. The wife tries CPR, but it doesn't work. However, after she leaves in grief (and a [[FissionMailed fake title card]]), the man wakes up, as apparently her CPR caused what's known as "the Lazarus Syndrome". As Vince is trying to climb down the balcony, the husband's revival scares the hell out of him, causing him to fall three stories onto ''solid pavement''.

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* '''Homie Invasion/Homie's Dead''' A thief named Vince sneaks into a couple's house during a heat wave (all the doors and windows are open) and attacks the husband with a baseball bat when he investigates, killing him. The wife tries CPR, but it doesn't work. However, after she leaves in grief (and a [[FissionMailed fake title card]]), the man wakes up, as apparently her CPR caused what's known as "the "[[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_syndrome Lazarus Syndrome".Syndrome]]". As Vince is trying to climb down the balcony, the husband's revival scares the hell out of him, causing him to fall three stories onto ''solid pavement''.
27th Oct '16 4:14:40 AM Anarky17
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* '''Homie Invasion/Homie's Dead''' A thief named Vince sneaks into a couple's house during a heat wave (all the doors and windows are open) and attacks the husband with a baseball bat when he investigates, killing him. The wife tries CPR, but it doesn't work. However, after she leaves in grief (and a [[FissionMailed fake title card]]), the man wakes up, as apparently her CPR caused what's known as "the Lazarus Syndrome". As Vince is trying to climb down the balcony, the husband's revival scares the hell out of him, causing him to fall three stories onto ''solid pavement''.
--> '''Narrator:''' There'll be no resurrecting you, Vince. Ya rat bastard.
18th Jan '16 9:20:42 AM Juste_Morai
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-->'''Boxer''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Guess what?! I ain't no lady!]] *[[MegatonPunch punch]]*

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-->'''Boxer''': -->'''Bobby Jones''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Guess what?! I ain't no lady!]] *[[MegatonPunch punch]]*
18th Jul '15 4:03:21 PM MeowthRocket
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** And unlike the Ex'd Ex example, this could easily be classified as self-defense or justifiable homicide due to the man carrying a gun and already having a police record, meaning despite leading to the junkie's death, the nurse will likely recieve at most a warning or probation.
7th Jul '15 12:05:39 PM GunarmDyne
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** Loses all awesomeness when they see it's their old friend and the girl bursts into tears... Even worse is that in an instant, the man has [[SchoolDays ruined their lives]], making sure the wedding is replaced by visiting him in a jail cell.

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** Loses all awesomeness when they see it's their old friend and the girl bursts into tears... Even worse is that in an instant, the man has [[SchoolDays ruined their lives]], making sure the wedding is replaced by visiting him in a jail cell.
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