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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-drugs-and-harder-pharmacists/2424 A teen tries to rob a pharmacy,]] and the cashier (the submitter) just points him to the pharmacy storage. The manager is confused over the submitter's nonchalant response, only to see the same teen flee the store, chased by the new hire, a buff ex-boxer 35 yr old trained boxer technician.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-drugs-and-harder-pharmacists/2424 A teen tries to rob a pharmacy,]] and the cashier (the submitter) just points him to the pharmacy storage. The manager is confused over the submitter's nonchalant response, only to see the same teen flee the store, chased by the new hire, a buff ex-boxer technician.
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* A crazy druggie breaks into a house to kidnap a young boy.[[labelnote:Context]]The man befriended the boy's biological mother while they were both in rehab, and the latter made the mistake of telling him that she was trying to get clean so she could see her son, complete with real names. Upon getting out and falling off the wagon, the druggie decided to take the boy to see his mother.[[/labelnote]] [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-mother-of-all-mama-bears/219798/ The boy's stepmother has several Brazilian Jiu Jitsu awards.]] [[CurbStompBattle It ends about as well as you'd expect]]; the man was probably lucky all she did was break his arms.
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* A crazy druggie breaks into a house to kidnap a young boy.[[labelnote:Context]]The man befriended the boy's biological mother while they were both in rehab, and the latter made the mistake of telling him that she was trying to get clean so she could see her son, complete with real names. Upon getting out and falling off the wagon, the druggie decided to take the boy to see his mother.mother (the mother didn't know about this plan).[[/labelnote]] [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-mother-of-all-mama-bears/219798/ The boy's stepmother has several Brazilian Jiu Jitsu awards.]] [[CurbStompBattle It ends about as well as you'd expect]]; the man was probably lucky all she did was break his arms.
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* A crazy druggie breaks into a house to kidnap a young boy.[[labelnote:Context]]The man befriended the boy's biological mother while they were both in rehab, and the latter made the mistake of telling him that she was trying to get clean so she could see her son, complete with real names. Upon getting out and falling off the wagon, the druggie decided to take the boy to see his mother.[[/labelnote]] [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-mother-of-all-mama-bears/219798/ He encounters a housewife who The boy's stepmother has several Brazilian Jiu Jitsu awards.]] [[CurbStompBattle It ends about as well as you'd expect]]; the man was probably lucky all she did was break his arms.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hellish-customers/78137 Luffasir?]] It's Lucifer, and I don't need any more morons worshiping me. Now get the h*** out of here.
** In the same vein: [[http://notalwaysright.com/showing-devilish-customers-how-its-done/78564 I went [to Hell] once. Now I RULE it. Now GET OUT OF OUR STORE.]]
** In the same vein: [[http://notalwaysright.com/showing-devilish-customers-how-its-done/78564 I went [to Hell] once. Now I RULE it. Now GET OUT OF OUR STORE.]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.Occasionally, you find a witty comeback to being told to "go to Hell" or the like:
** "[[http://notalwaysright.com/hellish-customers/78137 Luffasir?]] [[YouMakeMeSic It'sLucifer, Lucifer,]] and I don't need any more morons worshiping me. Now get the h*** hell out of here.
here."
**In the same vein: [[http://notalwaysright.com/showing-devilish-customers-how-its-done/78564 "[[https://notalwaysright.com/showing-devilish-customers-how-its-done/78428/ I went [to Hell] once. there once.]] [[BadassBoast Now I RULE it. it.]] Now GET OUT OF OUR STORE.]]"
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/just-a-cast-the-first-stones-throw-away-from-a-true-christian/79558 "Well, if I’m going to Hell]], I don’t believe there’s much hope for any of us now, is there?"
** "[[http://notalwaysright.com/hellish-customers/78137 Luffasir?]] [[YouMakeMeSic It's
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** [[http://notalwaysright.com/just-a-cast-the-first-stones-throw-away-from-a-true-christian/79558 "Well, if I’m going to Hell]], I don’t believe there’s much hope for any of us now, is there?"
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/feeding-the-baby-and-the-trolls/78431 Two idiots with an an inexplicable hatred of breastfeeding]] learn that those Renaissance fair swords? swords [[CoolSword They're are real.]] For bonus points, the guard never broke character.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/soldiering-through-bad-customers/79399 Soldier tells off rude customers.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/had-it-up-to-their-neck-with-bad-customers/79416 Now that's Karma.This cashier]] gets shouted at by a rude customer who's trying to rush for an interview. [[LaserGuidedKarma Turns out the submitter's father is doing the interviewing.]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/getting-owned-by-the-owner-part-6/79471 When crime leads to getting smacked in the face by a serving tray.]]
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conversation]] takes a turn for the surreal when the undead are brought up, but it's all helped by every party being good sports about it.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/getting-owned-by-the-owner-part-6/79471 Whencrime leads the owner's addressing a customer's complaints,]] she hears people shouting to getting smacked stop a snatch thief. Without hesitating, she smacks the snatch thief in the face by a serving tray.]]with her tray and then goes back to business like normal.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/good-grief/23877 A knight in shining armor]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-heathen-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/23721 A Heathen is for life.]]bigoted customer calls the non-Christian submitter a heathen,]] and threatens to expose her homosexuality to the staff. A female coworker overhears this, and flirts with the submitter to shut the customer up.
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-->'''Blind guy:''' I can pay more attention to appreciating people for who they are, instead of judging by beauty. Dating is not a beauty contest.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/mean-girls-the-next-generation/19442 Mean Girls: The Next Generation]] is one for both the mom and the daughter.
* What to do when your older sister tries to impose on you? [[http://notalwaysright.com/she-hit-a-nerve-pinch-part-2/24376 Why]], [[OneHitKill one-shot her]]!
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/mean-girls-the-next-generation/19442 Mean Girls: [[https://notalwaysright.com/mean-girls-the-next-generation/48157/ The Next Generation]] submitter's school enemy]] quickly eats her words when she learns a substitute teacher she tries to insult is one for both the mom and the daughter.
submitter's mother.
* What to do when your older sister tries to impose on you?[[http://notalwaysright.com/she-hit-a-nerve-pinch-part-2/24376 [[https://notalwaysright.com/she-hit-a-nerve-pinch-part-2/49692/ Why]], [[OneHitKill one-shot her]]![[TapOnTheHead knock her out]]!
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dont-go-gentle-on-him/51103 A rude, sexist kid]] learns the hard way what being a true gentleman means.
** Even more awesome is that [[HeelFaceTurn he actually did try to be a better person after that]].
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/some-relatives-you-never-see-anymore/51990 Ninja brother.]]
** Even more awesome is that [[HeelFaceTurn he actually did try to be a better person after that]].
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**means. Even more awesome is that [[HeelFaceTurn he actually did try to be a better person after that]].
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** [[http://notalwaysright.com/feeling-like-an-atten-dunce/33151 A similar case, but with different circumstances.]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-test-has-your-name-on-it/33051 The best way This professor of a hard class]] offers a deal to reward the students -- a bare passing grade for those who are willing choose to work.leave without taking the test. Most of the class does. The submitter, who has been struggling, doesn't, as they want their grades to reflect their efforts. Once the remaining attendance is confirmed, [[SecretTestOfCharacter the test is revealed, and only asks that the student write their name.]]
** * [[http://notalwaysright.com/feeling-like-an-atten-dunce/33151 A similar case, but This professor]] is aware of an attendance problem, and rewards those who didn't cut class with different circumstances.]]a credited but really simple pop quiz.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/she-has-a-mother-thing-coming-part-2/33553 This mother]] goes into MamaBear mode after learning that her son was being abused by his racist teacher. During the Civil Rights Movement!
--> '''My Mom:''' "You!" *walks closer to teacher* "Don't you EVER lay a finger on my boy! If you have anything to say, you talk to me. I better not hear from him that you hurt him, because I'll skin your a**! Got it?"
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/no-pain-no-gain/33698 Another mother.]] "I never thought I'd say this, but lady, I am suing your a**."
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/anger-management-versus-desk-management/33746 And another.]] "EXCUSE ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?!"
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/making-the-teacher-get-the-picture/33974 This mother too]]. The father is also implied to be a PapaWolf.
** This site gets a lot of {{Mama Bear}}s, it seems. [[http://notalwaysright.com/bad-con-duct/34073 Here's another.]] "If you EVER touch my son again, I will crush your windpipe so fast you won't even REGISTER why you can’t breathe!"
** And another one, where a Mama Bear responds in kind to a teacher's abuse of a student. [[http://notalwaysright.com/flipping-out-over-the-desk/35044 "Now clean]] [[TranquilFury it up."]]
--> '''My Mom:''' "You!" *walks closer to teacher* "Don't you EVER lay a finger on my boy! If you have anything to say, you talk to me. I better not hear from him that you hurt him, because I'll skin your a**! Got it?"
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/no-pain-no-gain/33698 Another mother.]] "I never thought I'd say this, but lady, I am suing your a**."
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/anger-management-versus-desk-management/33746 And another.]] "EXCUSE ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?!"
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/making-the-teacher-get-the-picture/33974 This mother too]]. The father is also implied to be a PapaWolf.
** This site gets a lot of {{Mama Bear}}s, it seems. [[http://notalwaysright.com/bad-con-duct/34073 Here's another.]] "If you EVER touch my son again, I will crush your windpipe so fast you won't even REGISTER why you can’t breathe!"
** And another one, where a Mama Bear responds in kind to a teacher's abuse of a student. [[http://notalwaysright.com/flipping-out-over-the-desk/35044 "Now clean]] [[TranquilFury it up."]]
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* The site has no shortage of stories involving awesome parents.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/she-has-a-mother-thing-coming-part-2/33553 This mother]] goes into MamaBear mode after learning that her son was being abused by his racist teacher. During the Civil Rights Movement!
--> ---> '''My Mom:''' "You!" *walks closer to teacher* "Don't you EVER lay a finger on my boy! If you have anything to say, you talk to me. I better not hear from him that you hurt him, because I'll skin your a**! Got it?"
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/no-pain-no-gain/33698Another mother.]] This mother lays into a negligent nurse]] who ignored the diagnosis of a broken finger because the submitter "wasn't in enough pain". The best part is that the mother had no medical training but had better common sense than the trained nurse.
---> "I never thought I'd say this, but lady, I am suing your a**."
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/anger-management-versus-desk-management/33746And another.]] An impatient teacher attempts to beat the student,]] only for her mother to walk in at the right moment.
---> "EXCUSE ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?!"
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/making-the-teacher-get-the-picture/33974 Thismother too]]. The mother]] asserts her familial bond to clarify a mix-up.
---> '''Mum:''' “Furthermore, you have made my daughter cry over YOUR mistake. I’m angry, [[PapaWolf but pray her fatheris also implied to be a PapaWolf.
** This site gets a lot of {{Mama Bear}}s, it seems. [[http://notalwaysright.doesn’t hear about this.]]”
**[[http://notalwaysright.com/bad-con-duct/34073Here's another.]] This mother]] is rightfully ''furious'' when she learns of her son's disproportionate punishment.
---> "If you EVER touch my son again, I will crush your windpipe so fast you won't even REGISTER why you can’t breathe!"
**And another one, where a Mama Bear responds in kind to a teacher's abuse of a student. [[http://notalwaysright.com/flipping-out-over-the-desk/35044 "Now clean]] A teacher crazy over organization]] punishes a student by flipping their desk for the infraction of being slightly disorganized. When another student tries to console them that the punishment was unjust, the teacher asserts her position, but unknowingly [[RightBehindMe within earshot of the submitter's mother.]] The mother [[TranquilFury calmly strides into the classroom, identifies the teacher's desk, and empties it up."]]onto the ground, commanding that teacher to clean up,]] while the entire class and higher staff bears witness to the whole thing.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/she-has-a-mother-thing-coming-part-2/33553 This mother]] goes into MamaBear mode after learning that her son was being abused by his racist teacher. During the Civil Rights Movement!
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/no-pain-no-gain/33698
---> "I never thought I'd say this, but lady, I am suing your a**."
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/anger-management-versus-desk-management/33746
---> "EXCUSE ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?!"
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/making-the-teacher-get-the-picture/33974 This
---> '''Mum:''' “Furthermore, you have made my daughter cry over YOUR mistake. I’m angry, [[PapaWolf but pray her father
** This site gets a lot of {{Mama Bear}}s, it seems. [[http://notalwaysright.
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** The teacher in [[http://notalwaysright.com/has-to-pull-up-her-sleeves-for-this-one/34099 this one]] deserves ten.
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* The student in [[http://notalwaysright.com/being-very-candid-with-her-camera/33956 this story]] deserves is on a medal.
**field trip to Auschwitz, where taking selfies is disrespectful. When they hear of two classmates doing so, they snatch away the camera and slap both classmates in one fell swoop.
-->'''Teacher:''' [[IllPretendIDidntHearThat “I saw nothing. But let’s leave it at one ‘nothing’, shall we?”]]
* The teacher in [[http://notalwaysright.com/has-to-pull-up-her-sleeves-for-this-one/34099 this one]]deserves ten.addresses the effects of bullying using ''herself'' as an example. It takes a lot of guts to revisit a history of self-harm (and ''attempted suicide'') to drive home that bullying can have grave consequences.
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-->'''Teacher:''' [[IllPretendIDidntHearThat “I saw nothing. But let’s leave it at one ‘nothing’, shall we?”]]
* The teacher in [[http://notalwaysright.com/has-to-pull-up-her-sleeves-for-this-one/34099 this one]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-toxic-personalities-become-intoxicated/32882 This.]] Just because someone has been extremely patient with you, you,]] don't think she can't knock your ass out in an instant.
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-kindness-chronicles/190762/ This woman]] reaches out to the then-teenaged submitter when they found out that [[YourCheatingHeart their mother and father]] father were getting divorced, getting food with them and sitting in her car in a parking lot. Come Covid-19, and the 'Car Chronicles' are no longer feasible. What does the woman do? Switch to [=FaceTiming=] and walks instead. Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/she-has-bad-jeans/147872/ This entry]] tells of a young woman who had to deal with a very, VERY entitled, mentally stunted cousin on occasion. One day, years later, her boyfriend proposes to her, but the happy moment is cut short when said entitled cousin goes ranting and raving and throwing a childish tantrum about how she has to be the one to get married first, not the original poster. Obviously, the [=OP=] isn't having any of it and tells her off for being a grade-A bitch. What happens afterward isn't pretty, but good for [=OP=] for refusing to put up with her cousin's bullcrap.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-smoker/11050 A customer tries to buy cigarettes but has no ID to prove his age.]] So he attempts to threaten the cashier (the submitter) with TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay. One of the submitter's coworkers, who's an ex-boxer, takes up his offer of "the hard way", scaring away the unruly customer.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-smoker/11050 A customer tries to buy cigarettes but has no ID to prove his age.]] So he attempts to threaten threatens the cashier (the submitter) cashier]] with TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay. One of the submitter's coworkers, who's TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay, an ex-boxer, ex-boxer coworker gleefully takes up his offer of "the hard way", the offer, scaring away the unruly customer.him away.
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/he-who-giveth/72734/ This security manager]] reprimands a client for unsafe security practices, and when the client is unapologetic about it, confident that security can't do anything to him. The submitter he brings this up the issue with the client's own manager, and both agree to punish him by removing his computer.
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/74414/ A bigoted customer refuses to let women handle his tech support.]] So when the male manager intervenes, he immediately hands the phone over to the female submitter who's the only one among them familiar with the fix and puts the customer in his place.
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/74414/ A bigoted customer refuses to let women handle his tech support.]] So when the male manager intervenes, he immediately hands the phone over to the female submitter submitter, who's the only one among them familiar with the who knows how to fix it, and puts the customer in his place.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-well-defend/21969 "Army Strong, a**hole!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/r-e-s-p-e-c-t/22119 Do not mess with the "man-beater".]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-well-defend/21969 "Army Strong, a**hole!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/r-e-s-p-e-c-t/22119 Do not mess with the "man-beater".]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/semper-bye-bye/74558 "YOU FORGOT YOUR JUG OF MILK!"]]
When this cashier gets hit on by a sleazy customer,]] she calls up a stock personnel to scare him off.
*[[http://notalwaysright.com/this-well-defend/21969 "Army Strong, a**hole!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/r-e-s-p-e-c-t/22119 Do not mess with[[https://notalwaysright.com/this-well-defend/74574/ An aggressive customer]] gets taken down by a smaller woman, who also calls out the "man-beater".]]apathetic manager.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/r-e-s-p-e-c-t/74617/ When this bigoted customer]] gets aggressive towards the female workers, one of them plays up her repuation of a "man-beater" to scare him off.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/r-e-s-p-e-c-t/22119 Do not mess with
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/r-e-s-p-e-c-t/74617/ When this bigoted customer]] gets aggressive towards the female workers, one of them plays up her repuation of a "man-beater" to scare him off.
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** "I am vengeance. I am the night. I am ... Batman."
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/good-things-come-in-small-dosages/22648 Good to know it's never too early to instill manners and chivalry in a person.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/courage-under-hire/22826 This employee foils an attempted robbery]] without even realizing what was happening.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/boss-like-a-boss/23505 This is how bosses should react]] to those insulting homosexuals.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/out-bat-ter-angels/23665 “When crazy Spiderman went crazy and Batman took off his costume and he was an actually real hero and made crazy Spiderman go away!”]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/good-things-come-in-small-dosages/22648 Good to know it's never too early to instill manners and chivalry in a person.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/courage-under-hire/22826 This employee foils an attempted robbery]] without even realizing what was happening.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/boss-like-a-boss/23505 This is how bosses should react]] to those insulting homosexuals.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/out-bat-ter-angels/23665 “When crazy Spiderman went crazy and Batman took off his costume and he was an actually real hero and made crazy Spiderman go away!”]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/she-has-a-real-problem/24945 The first thing out of the cashier's mouth.]] Owned!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-has-been-governated/24928 I'd vote for him]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fare-the-horde/24798 FOR THE HORDE!!!!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/she-has-a-real-problem/24945 The first thing out of the cashier's mouth.]] Owned!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-has-been-governated/24928 I'd vote for him]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fare-the-horde/24798 FOR THE HORDE!!!!]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/not-the-sharpest-bigot/24910 [[https://notalwaysright.com/not-the-sharpest-bigot/75455/ A racist customer]] drags the submitter into her manager's office, and proceeds to threaten with a swiss-army knife. The manager draws her own knife, scaring him into obedience.
--> "That's one. I'm carrying nine. Let him go."]]
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*[[http://notalwaysright.com/she-has-a-real-problem/24945 [[https://notalwaysright.com/she-has-a-real-problem/75466/ A customer insults a bagger with a mental disability.]] The first thing cashier, who's witnessed the whole exchange, only has this to say to her:
--> '''Cashier:''' “Refusal of service for massive discrimination towards a valued employee, as well as a regular customer. You may leave your items here; we’ll shelve them later. Please leave.”
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/he-has-been-governated/32887/ A student jumps queue,]] only to find out that he's done so in front of thecashier's mouth.]] Owned!
Governor.
*[[http://notalwaysright.com/he-has-been-governated/24928 I'd vote for him]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fare-the-horde/24798 FOR THE HORDE!!!!]][[https://notalwaysright.com/fare-the-horde/75425/ This tired and irritated submitter]] forces a bus-rider to pay his fare.
--> "That's one. I'm carrying nine. Let him go.
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--> '''Cashier:''' “Refusal of service for massive discrimination towards a valued employee, as well as a regular customer. You may leave your items here; we’ll shelve them later. Please leave.”
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/he-has-been-governated/32887/ A student jumps queue,]] only to find out that he's done so in front of the
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-toxic-personalities-become-intoxicated/25871 This chick]] knows how to deal with an angry drunk.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/preaching-to-the-converted/27548 This vicar]] shows us how best to deal with a HollywoodAtheist.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/bohemian-medicine/76433 There are some things that just unite us all.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-karate-kid-christmas-special/26311 Nine year old karate student: 1, six-foot-tall bully: 0.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/they-make-a-mockery-of-muggery/76644 This dude.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/preaching-to-the-converted/27548 This vicar]] shows us how best to deal with a HollywoodAtheist.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/bohemian-medicine/76433 There are some things that just unite us all.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-karate-kid-christmas-special/26311 Nine year old karate student: 1, six-foot-tall bully: 0.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/they-make-a-mockery-of-muggery/76644 This dude.]]
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/when-toxic-personalities-become-intoxicated-2/75758/ When this girl]] gets accused by an angry drunk for "stealing her boyfriend", she knocks out the drunk in one punch when the situation escalates. Even the bouncer was impressed!
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/preaching-to-the-converted/76241/ This vicar]] comes face-to-face with a HollywoodAtheist, and hams up a spontaneous conversion to piss them off.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-toxic-personalities-become-intoxicated/25871 com/bohemian-medicine/76433 A bunch of patients in a waiting room]] all start singing along to [[Music/{{Queen}} "Bohemian Rhapsody"]]
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-karate-kid-christmas-special/75888/ Thischick]] knows how to deal with nine-year-old karate student]] floors an angry drunk.
adult who's threatening him over a toy.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/preaching-to-the-converted/27548 This vicar]] shows us how best com/they-make-a-mockery-of-muggery/76644/ Two unruly customers]] get scared off when a customer recognizes them. The reason?
--> '''Customer:''' [[MuggingTheMonster “They tried todeal with a HollywoodAtheist.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/bohemian-medicine/76433 There are some things that just unite us all.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-karate-kid-christmas-special/26311 Nine year old karate student: 1, six-foot-tall bully: 0.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/they-make-a-mockery-of-muggery/76644 This dude.]]mug me about two hours ago.”]]
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/preaching-to-the-converted/76241/ This vicar]] comes face-to-face with a HollywoodAtheist, and hams up a spontaneous conversion to piss them off.
* [[http://notalwaysright.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.
--> '''Customer:''' [[MuggingTheMonster “They tried to
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/bohemian-medicine/76433 There are some things that just unite us all.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-karate-kid-christmas-special/26311 Nine year old karate student: 1, six-foot-tall bully: 0.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/they-make-a-mockery-of-muggery/76644 This dude.]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hey-mr-dj-put-my-record-on/77021 This DJ.]]DJ]] gets a request for a song, but has to delay playing it until they can find the right opportunity to do so. The requesting customer isn't having any of it, gets aggressive, and has to be hauled off by security. Just as she's getting pulled away, the DJ puts on her requested song as a parting gift.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-nurses-should-rule-the-world-part-5/77506 Best]] MamaBear ever.When an insecure father threatens a sickly girl,]] her mother, who's head nurse, [[MamaBear has none of it and gets him kicked out of the hospital.]]
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hippocrates-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave/780 This one]] deserves credit for setting the doctor's priorities straight.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fighting-fire-with-fire-2/1077 When]] parents fail to step up...
* Maybe we ''do'' [[http://notalwaysright.com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store/192 need one of]] [[BigDamnHeroes these]] in every store.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/every-bad-crowd-has-a-silver-lining/2429 This]] one is also a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
* Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/fast-food-for-fast-thinkers/3204 this]]. Burn.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won/2115 This]] is another good example. Owned.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-poser-by-any-other-name-part-2/8983 In the same vein.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-drugs-and-harder-pharmacists/2424 Doug started working today...]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-cashiers-should-rule-the-world/4230 Why cashiers should rule the world.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/choose-your-battles/1281 Gotta love the stealth burn.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/retail-defender-anticheapskate-edition/906 You almost feel sorry for this guy.]] ''Almost''.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store-part-3/1033 The best counter to the race card]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/coming-to-a-theater-near-you-gangsta-ushers/371 Gangsta ushers.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-barkeeps-should-rule-the-world-part-2/2319 Why barkeeps should rule the world.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/lt-ripley-goes-shopping/71380/ Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-real-hot-sauce-now/8343 This cashier is awesome.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-large-can-of-whoop-a-and-a-side-of-just-desserts/8419 That's how you open a can of whoop-ass.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-the-navy-his-fate-is-sealed/71475/ A lieutenant jerkass and an awesome Rear-Admiral.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-good-ol-fashioned-a-whoopin/1139 A good ol' fashioned ass whoopin' is in order.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/your-prank-got-spanked/1068 Always check your caller-ID.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/your-prank-got-spanked-part-2/1145 Part 2!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/ah-children/10771 Ah, Children.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-smoker/11050 "Okay, let's do this the hard way."]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/whos-got-the-power-now/933 Who's got the power now?]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/whos-got-the-power-now-part-2/1857 And part 2.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dont-kick-up-a-fuss-if-your-heart-isnt-in-it/11027 Always remember to have a heart.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/smoke-your-veggies/9604 This is how all mothers should respond to this problem.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/let-me-give-you-a-pizza-my-mind/10035 Not only did he get owned, he also left a tip.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/trucker-in-need-of-break-fluid/9667 All they have is "coffee, please".]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-devil-you-know/13207 A bigot is pwned.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/can-i-show-you-my-social-insecurity-card/16613 Age before insecurity.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-show-up-a-show-off/17222 Don't be disrespectful in front of the Irish.]] They'll gladly hand your ass to you.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-press-comes-to-shove/18082 This lady's fiancé]] is pure awesome!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dovahkiins-day-off/19832 FUS RO DAH!]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-can-light-up-the-skyrim/26499 STRUN BAH QO!]][[labelnote:*]][[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "T-The Dragonborn..."]][[/labelnote]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-who-giveth/13852 Do not taunt the management.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-strong-arm-of-the-law/21121 If you take one more step, I WILL taze you!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/21360 Gotta love managers who help smack down the bigots.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/se-habla-japanol/9879 This employee is a real]] CunningLinguist.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fighting-fire-with-fire-2/1077 When]] parents fail to step up...
* Maybe we ''do'' [[http://notalwaysright.com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store/192 need one of]] [[BigDamnHeroes these]] in every store.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/every-bad-crowd-has-a-silver-lining/2429 This]] one is also a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
* Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/fast-food-for-fast-thinkers/3204 this]]. Burn.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won/2115 This]] is another good example. Owned.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-poser-by-any-other-name-part-2/8983 In the same vein.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-drugs-and-harder-pharmacists/2424 Doug started working today...]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-cashiers-should-rule-the-world/4230 Why cashiers should rule the world.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/choose-your-battles/1281 Gotta love the stealth burn.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/retail-defender-anticheapskate-edition/906 You almost feel sorry for this guy.]] ''Almost''.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store-part-3/1033 The best counter to the race card]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/coming-to-a-theater-near-you-gangsta-ushers/371 Gangsta ushers.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-barkeeps-should-rule-the-world-part-2/2319 Why barkeeps should rule the world.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/lt-ripley-goes-shopping/71380/ Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-real-hot-sauce-now/8343 This cashier is awesome.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-large-can-of-whoop-a-and-a-side-of-just-desserts/8419 That's how you open a can of whoop-ass.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-the-navy-his-fate-is-sealed/71475/ A lieutenant jerkass and an awesome Rear-Admiral.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-good-ol-fashioned-a-whoopin/1139 A good ol' fashioned ass whoopin' is in order.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/your-prank-got-spanked/1068 Always check your caller-ID.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/your-prank-got-spanked-part-2/1145 Part 2!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/ah-children/10771 Ah, Children.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-smoker/11050 "Okay, let's do this the hard way."]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/whos-got-the-power-now/933 Who's got the power now?]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/whos-got-the-power-now-part-2/1857 And part 2.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dont-kick-up-a-fuss-if-your-heart-isnt-in-it/11027 Always remember to have a heart.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/smoke-your-veggies/9604 This is how all mothers should respond to this problem.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/let-me-give-you-a-pizza-my-mind/10035 Not only did he get owned, he also left a tip.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/trucker-in-need-of-break-fluid/9667 All they have is "coffee, please".]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-devil-you-know/13207 A bigot is pwned.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/can-i-show-you-my-social-insecurity-card/16613 Age before insecurity.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-show-up-a-show-off/17222 Don't be disrespectful in front of the Irish.]] They'll gladly hand your ass to you.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-press-comes-to-shove/18082 This lady's fiancé]] is pure awesome!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dovahkiins-day-off/19832 FUS RO DAH!]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-can-light-up-the-skyrim/26499 STRUN BAH QO!]][[labelnote:*]][[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "T-The Dragonborn..."]][[/labelnote]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-who-giveth/13852 Do not taunt the management.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-strong-arm-of-the-law/21121 If you take one more step, I WILL taze you!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/21360 Gotta love managers who help smack down the bigots.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/se-habla-japanol/9879 This employee is a real]] CunningLinguist.
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* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hippocrates-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave/780 This one]] deserves credit for setting A doctor calls to confirm a patient's insurance coverage.]] She's insistent that she [[SkewedPriorities urgently needs information on the doctor's priorities straight.
patient's coverage]], to which the submitter retorts that she should worry about treating the patient first.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fighting-fire-with-fire-2/1077When]] parents fail to step up...
* Maybe we ''do'' [[http://notalwaysright.com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store/192 need one of]] [[BigDamnHeroes these]] in every store.
A father is unapologetic about his five children's unruly behavior.]] A group of eight men take matters into their own hands, telling the father they're prisoners out on parole and have no qualms about killing a whole family. The unruly bunch leave quickly.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/every-bad-crowd-has-a-silver-lining/2429 This]] one is also com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store/192 A customer gets irate for not being served immediately,]] but when he gets very threatening, the next customer in line grabs him in a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
* Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/fast-food-for-fast-thinkers/3204 this]]. Burn.
choke hold and forces him out of the store.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fast-food-for-fast-thinkers/3204 A cashier overhears the customers insulting their intelligence.]] When one of them comes up to try and outsmart them, the cashier flawlessly answers each question and stumps the customer in the process.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won/2115This]] is another good example. Owned.
A man claiming to be a lawyer threatens to sue the store,]] only to be defeated by someone experienced in law using the details of the store's policy.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-poser-by-any-other-name-part-2/8983 In the samevein.]]
vein:]] a customer claiming to be a lawyer and threatening to sue gets exposed as a fraud by an actual prosecutor.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-drugs-and-harder-pharmacists/2424Doug started working today...]]
A teen tries to rob a pharmacy,]] and the cashier (the submitter) just points him to the pharmacy storage. The manager is confused over the submitter's nonchalant response, only to see the same teen flee the store, chased by a buff technician.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-cashiers-should-rule-the-world/4230Why cashiers should rule The submitter is buying tampons for his mother, and is mocked by other customers for it.]] The female cashier catches on, and acts like the world.]]
submitter's girlfriend in order to embarrass the mocking customers.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/choose-your-battles/1281Gotta love A customer tries to return a game that doesn't fit the stealth burn.]]
store's return policy,]] and threatens to beat up the cashier when he gets turned down. The cashier's best friend jumps in with a subtle burn that causes the customer to back down.
-->'''Best Friend:''' Hey, really quick, could I get your name and if you have any severe allergies to pain-killers? ...I’m his wrestling and sparring partner, and I’m calling you an ambulance.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/retail-defender-anticheapskate-edition/906You almost feel sorry for this guy.A customer is insistent on a type of antivirus but isn't willing to pay.]] ''Almost''.
He comes up with the idea of downloading it (likely illegally), to which another customer suggests a likely malware-ridden porn site. He takes it hook, line and sinker.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store-part-3/1033The best counter A customer tries to get the race card]]
cashier in trouble by accusing them of racism.]] He gets quickly called out by a bigger, imposing customer, who also happens to be African-American.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/coming-to-a-theater-near-you-gangsta-ushers/371Gangsta A customer tries to steal an extra bag for himself,]] only to be cornered by "gangsta ushers.]]
"
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-barkeeps-should-rule-the-world-part-2/2319Why barkeeps should rule This barkeeper]] quickly lectures an unruly customer on the world.]]
meaning of "on the rocks":
-->'''Submitter:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Do you know what "on the rocks" also means?]]\\
''*Customer gets thrown out by the doorman*''
* When [[http://notalwaysright.com/lt-ripley-goes-shopping/71380/ this customer]] finds out the store is out of wasp spray, he buys materials to improvise a flamethrower.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/lt-ripley-goes-shopping/71380/ Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping.]]
com/a-large-can-of-whoop-a-and-a-side-of-just-desserts/8419 This restaurant worker]] has enough of a kid's unruly behavior and threatens him to get him to leave. He comes back with his mother, who threatens to file a police report. The submitter says that she has nothing on the numerous witnesses who can testify.
-->'''Submitter:''' “So, do you want your can of whoop-ass here, or shall I serve it to you in court?”
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-real-hot-sauce-now/8343 This cashier is awesome.]]
com/in-the-navy-his-fate-is-sealed/71475/ A rude customer thinks he can act how he wants just because he's a lieutenant.]] He gets found by his superior, a rear-admiral, who promises to punish him severely when they get back to camp.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-large-can-of-whoop-a-and-a-side-of-just-desserts/8419 That's how you open com/a-good-ol-fashioned-a-whoopin/1139 A customer attempts to attack a can of whoop-ass.]]
cashier over an expired coupon,]] but gets pulled away by the manager who smacks some sense into him.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-the-navy-his-fate-is-sealed/71475/ com/your-prank-got-spanked/1068 A lieutenant jerkass prank caller reaches a gun store.]] They get scared off with a DramaticGunCock, and an awesome Rear-Admiral.]]
a reminder that the Caller ID can identify their location.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-good-ol-fashioned-a-whoopin/1139 com/your-prank-got-spanked-part-2/1145 A good ol' fashioned ass whoopin' is in order.]]
hotel gets prank-called,]] but calmly and politely tells them to never call back.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/your-prank-got-spanked/1068 Always check your caller-ID.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/your-prank-got-spanked-part-2/1145 Part 2!]]
com/ah-children/10771 A five-year-old]] yells at an irate customer to behave herself, causing her to leave in embarrassment.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/ah-children/10771 Ah, Children.]]
com/hard-smoker/11050 A customer tries to buy cigarettes but has no ID to prove his age.]] So he attempts to threaten the cashier (the submitter) with TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay. One of the submitter's coworkers, who's an ex-boxer, takes up his offer of "the hard way", scaring away the unruly customer.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-smoker/11050 "Okay, let's do this com/whos-got-the-power-now/933 A customer tries to get a refund over a very trivial matter.]] When she tries to escalate the hard way."]]
issue, the technician bluntly tells her that it's not happening, and disconnects the call after she is reduced to begging for the refund.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/whos-got-the-power-now/933 Who's got the power now?]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/whos-got-the-power-now-part-2/1857 And part 2.]]
A customer who's defaulted on his electrical bills]] threatens to kill the submitter. The response:
-->'''Submitter:''' “The difference between you and me, sir, is that I know where YOU live.”
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dont-kick-up-a-fuss-if-your-heart-isnt-in-it/11027Always remember This selfish passenger]] is annoyed that he has to wait on the plane because another passenger had a heart attack and needed the paramedics to transport him out. When he starts kicking up a fuss, a different passenger tells him off, asking him to put himself in the patient's shoes.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/smoke-your-veggies/71714/ This mother]] learns [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes from her daughter]] that her son has been smoking weed in secret. She decides to order some extra fragrant food to torture her son and his friends when their cravings set in.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/let-me-give-you-a-pizza-my-mind/71810/ By sheer coincidence, this submitter's workplace and her home have very similar phone numbers.]] An insistent caller tries to make an order on aheart.]]
day when the restaurant is closed, and when her father picks up, he decides to settle the matter personally. Not only was the caller forced to eat his words, he followed up at a later day with a tip and a letter of apology.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-devil-you-know/72603/ A bigoted patient requests that another nurse attend to her, due to prejudice against the submitter's sect.]] The coworker comes in, explains that the submitter is more of a model Christian than the patient thought of her, and also exposits on her own less-than-ideal-Christian lifestyle.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/can-i-show-you-my-social-insecurity-card/73319/ A customer is adamant about not needing to show his ID.]] Another customer intuits his insecurities and embarrasses him about it.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/when-press-comes-to-shove/73611/ This lady's fiancé]] intimidates a rude customer into backing off.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/dovahkiins-day-off/74018/ A customer]] snatches away another customer's pre-order copy of ''VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}''. A tall man catches on to what's happening, and rams the fleeing thief into the arms of security with a '''"FUS RO DAH!"'''
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/he-can-light-up-the-skyrim/75954/ This worker at a comic book store]] gets called to attend to a faulty bathroom bulb, but he's well aware of the time it takes for the bathroom lights to come on. He has a little fun with this, and fits in a well-timed '''"STRUN BAH QO!"'''[[labelnote:*]][[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "T-The Dragonborn..."]][[/labelnote]]
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/he-who-giveth/72734/ This security manager]] reprimands a client for unsafe security practices, and the client is unapologetic about it, confident that security can't do anything to him. The submitter brings this up with the client's own manager, and both agree to punish him by removing his computer.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-strong-arm-of-the-law/74362/ A pair of suspicious customers walk in]] and the cashier recognizes one of them, who has been blacklisted for selling stolen merchandise. As the cashier stalls for time, a police officer comes in and corners them until they are properly arrested.
--> '''Officer:''' “If you take one more step, I WILL taze you!”
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/74414/ A bigoted customer refuses to let women handle his tech support.]] So when the male manager intervenes, he immediately hands the phone over to the female submitter who's the only one among them familiar with the fix and puts the customer in his place.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/smoke-your-veggies/9604 This is how all mothers should respond to this problem.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/let-me-give-you-a-pizza-my-mind/10035 Not only did he get owned, he also left a tip.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/trucker-in-need-of-break-fluid/9667 All they have is "coffee, please".]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-devil-you-know/13207 A bigot is pwned.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/can-i-show-you-my-social-insecurity-card/16613 Age before insecurity.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-show-up-a-show-off/17222 Don't be disrespectful in front of the Irish.]] They'll gladly hand your ass to you.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-press-comes-to-shove/18082 This lady's fiancé]] is pure awesome!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dovahkiins-day-off/19832 FUS RO DAH!]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-can-light-up-the-skyrim/26499 STRUN BAH QO!]][[labelnote:*]][[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "T-The Dragonborn..."]][[/labelnote]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-who-giveth/13852 Do not taunt the management.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-strong-arm-of-the-law/21121 If you take one more step, I WILL taze you!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/21360 Gotta love managers who help smack down the bigots.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/se-habla-japanol/9879 This employee employee]] is a real]] CunningLinguist.real CunningLinguist, engaging a customer with their limited grasp of Spanish before managing to flawlessly take the order in Japanese.
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* Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/fast-food-for-fast-thinkers/3204 this]]. Burn.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fast-food-for-fast-thinkers/3204 A cashier overhears the customers insulting their intelligence.]] When one of them comes up to try and outsmart them, the cashier flawlessly answers each question and stumps the customer in the process.
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-->'''Best Friend:''' Hey, really quick, could I get your name and if you have any severe allergies to pain-killers? ...I’m his wrestling and sparring partner, and I’m calling you an ambulance.
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-->'''Submitter:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Do you know what "on the rocks" also means?]]\\
''*Customer gets thrown out by the doorman*''
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/smoke-your-veggies/71714/ This mother]] learns [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes from her daughter]] that her son has been smoking weed in secret. She decides to order some extra fragrant food to torture her son and his friends when their cravings set in.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/let-me-give-you-a-pizza-my-mind/71810/ By sheer coincidence, this submitter's workplace and her home have very similar phone numbers.]] An insistent caller tries to make an order on a
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-devil-you-know/72603/ A bigoted patient requests that another nurse attend to her, due to prejudice against the submitter's sect.]] The coworker comes in, explains that the submitter is more of a model Christian than the patient thought of her, and also exposits on her own less-than-ideal-Christian lifestyle.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/can-i-show-you-my-social-insecurity-card/73319/ A customer is adamant about not needing to show his ID.]] Another customer intuits his insecurities and embarrasses him about it.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/when-press-comes-to-shove/73611/ This lady's fiancé]] intimidates a rude customer into backing off.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/dovahkiins-day-off/74018/ A customer]] snatches away another customer's pre-order copy of ''VideoGame/{{Skyrim}}''. A tall man catches on to what's happening, and rams the fleeing thief into the arms of security with a '''"FUS RO DAH!"'''
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/he-can-light-up-the-skyrim/75954/ This worker at a comic book store]] gets called to attend to a faulty bathroom bulb, but he's well aware of the time it takes for the bathroom lights to come on. He has a little fun with this, and fits in a well-timed '''"STRUN BAH QO!"'''[[labelnote:*]][[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "T-The Dragonborn..."]][[/labelnote]]
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/he-who-giveth/72734/ This security manager]] reprimands a client for unsafe security practices, and the client is unapologetic about it, confident that security can't do anything to him. The submitter brings this up with the client's own manager, and both agree to punish him by removing his computer.
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/the-strong-arm-of-the-law/74362/ A pair of suspicious customers walk in]] and the cashier recognizes one of them, who has been blacklisted for selling stolen merchandise. As the cashier stalls for time, a police officer comes in and corners them until they are properly arrested.
--> '''Officer:''' “If you take one more step, I WILL taze you!”
* [[https://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/74414/ A bigoted customer refuses to let women handle his tech support.]] So when the male manager intervenes, he immediately hands the phone over to the female submitter who's the only one among them familiar with the fix and puts the customer in his place.
* [[http://notalwaysright.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/let-me-give-you-a-pizza-my-mind/10035 Not only did he get owned, he also left a tip.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/trucker-in-need-of-break-fluid/9667 All they have is "coffee, please".]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-devil-you-know/13207 A bigot is pwned.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/can-i-show-you-my-social-insecurity-card/16613 Age before insecurity.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-show-up-a-show-off/17222 Don't be disrespectful in front of the Irish.]] They'll gladly hand your ass to you.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-press-comes-to-shove/18082 This lady's fiancé]] is pure awesome!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dovahkiins-day-off/19832 FUS RO DAH!]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-can-light-up-the-skyrim/26499 STRUN BAH QO!]][[labelnote:*]][[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "T-The Dragonborn..."]][[/labelnote]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-who-giveth/13852 Do not taunt the management.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-strong-arm-of-the-law/21121 If you take one more step, I WILL taze you!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/21360 Gotta love managers who help smack down the bigots.]]
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