History Awesome / NotAlwaysRight

25th Jan '17 11:54:06 AM decoy73
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/her-number-has-been-talibanned/32687 Don't try threatening the Taliban on these guys.]]
-->'''Manager:''' “Ma’am, I am from Iran. I watched the Taliban kill my two sons because they wouldn’t join. You want me to issue a credit after making that kind of a threat? No. I’ve flagged your account. You will receive no further credits. Pay your bill through the automated system before the fifteenth to avoid a late fee, which also will not be credited. Goodbye.”
17th Dec '16 10:13:05 PM TheBuddy26
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* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/trying-to-reverse-engineer-bigotry/34194 This class here.]] An old substitute teacher actively refuses to let the only girl in a class even enter the classroom, because [[UnfortunateImplications he thinks it's a boys-only class]] [[StayInTheKitchen and that her only purpose of taking it was to impress a husband]]. [[IAmSpartacus On the second day, the entire rest of the class decides to sit out the class with that girl]] for the entire two weeks that the substitute is there, and when the normal teacher returns said substitute was forced to retire early by the superintendent and school board. A stand against misogyny indeed!
16th Dec '16 4:57:38 PM sslemmons
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* [[https://notalwayslearning.com/made-sul-furious/45450 This story]] is just a cascade of awesome. The submitter gets stuck in that one group where only one person (her) ever bothered to do any work. After the umpteenth time this happens (with the teammates [[RegueInAudacity looking condoms on a school computer]] no less), she [[TranquilFury quietly snaps]] and goes to the teacher who agrees to give them the grades they deserve, standing by that decision when they complain. Then when one of the group members [[DisproportionateRetribution pours sulfuric acid on the submitter's hands]], she proceeds to calmly go over to the sink and run cold water on her hands (helped by the fact that it was diluted for school use but still). Then this exchange happens.

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* [[https://notalwayslearning.com/made-sul-furious/45450 This story]] is just a cascade of awesome. The submitter gets stuck in that one group where only one person (her) ever bothered to do any work. After the umpteenth time this happens (with the teammates [[RegueInAudacity [[RefugeInAudacity looking up free condoms on a school computer]] no less), she [[TranquilFury quietly snaps]] and goes to the teacher who agrees to give them the grades they deserve, standing by that decision when they complain. Then when one of the group members [[DisproportionateRetribution pours sulfuric acid on the submitter's hands]], she proceeds to calmly go over to the sink and run cold water on her hands (helped by the fact that it was diluted for school use but still). Then this exchange happens.
10th Dec '16 4:41:58 AM ladyofthelibrary
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* [[https://notalwayslearning.com/made-sul-furious/45450 This story]] is just a cascade of awesome. The submitter gets stuck in that one group where only one person (her) ever bothered to do any work. After the umpteenth time this happens (with the teammates [[RegueInAudacity looking condoms on a school computer]] no less), she [[TranquilFury quietly snaps]] and goes to the teacher who agrees to give them the grades they deserve, standing by that decision when they complain. Then when one of the group members [[DisproportionateRetribution pours sulfuric acid on the submitter's hands]], she proceeds to calmly go over to the sink and run cold water on her hands (helped by the fact that it was diluted for school use but still). Then this exchange happens.
--> Submitter: *coldly and while giving him an unblinking DeathGlare* “Thank you; now I have you on assault.”
--> Guy: *getting uncomfortable because not only did the acid not burn her but also DeathGlare* “You don’t have s***.”
--> Teacher: “Actually, she has you on either aggravated assault or assault with a deadly weapon with 27 witnesses. Submitter, do you want me to call the police?”
** The police weren't called since the submitter and teacher just wanted to ScareEmStraight but it worked in spades.
19th Oct '16 12:59:28 PM GunarmDyne
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/let-that-entitlement-slide-into-the-bus-lane/59527 Let That Entitlement Slide Into The Bus Lane]]. An awesome manager remains verbally polite with a customer but delivers a metaphorical "Up yours!" by tearing apart the customer's ridiculous complaint before her very eyes. His response against any potential fallout? WorthIt!
13th Oct '16 5:09:51 PM zandercan
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/catcher-in-the-sky/4417 Catcher in the Sky]]. One for the ill-informed customer for a change, because he managed to catch a wild bird ''with his bare hands''. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
8th Oct '16 4:19:46 PM Zoriax91
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** He also found a replacement lightbulb with the correct voltage. He took it from the ceiling. When it was still on. And he barely notices that it's hot.
31st Jul '16 12:56:15 AM Shamrock95
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/great-discrimination-part-4/54300 An Islamophobic asshole is dragged out kicking and screaming after insulting and assaulting a Muslim customer.]]
25th May '16 10:20:08 AM treehugger0369
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* [[https://notalwaysright.com/heroic-rescue-required-aisle-three A thief punches out a cashier and steals from the register]], [[LaserGuidedKarma only for another customer to punch him out on the way out.]] Said customer proceeds to ask if he can finish his shopping before having to testify, like stopping a robbery was just a minor inconvenience.
13th Apr '16 9:04:03 AM Chabal2
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* Why Salamandastron would make a good name for a mountain home:
--> [[https://notalwaysfriendly.com/getting-pikkle-naming/41100 Eulaliaa!!!]]\\
[[{{Literature/Redwall}} REDWAAAAALL!!!!]]
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