History Awesome / MajorPayne

* How does Payne get his revenge for the contract hit? By challenging the boys to retrieve a trophy from a rival school and promptly contacting the school ahead of time to tip them off, leaving the boys to [[CurbStompBattle get some serious ass-kickings]].

'''Payne:''' ''[to the others]'' Rest of you men frel the same way? ''[[[SureLetsGoWithThat the others shrug and make casual gestures of agreement]]]'' Meet me on the parade ground. We got work to do.\\

'''Payne:''' ''[to the others]'' Rest of you men frel the same way? ''[[[SureLetsGoWithThat the others shrug and make casual gestures of agreement]]]'' Meet me on the parade ground. We got work to do.

-->'''Payne:''' Fe fi fo fum... What beanstalk you fall from?

--->'''Alex:''' I want to win that trophy, sir!\\

'''Alex:''' [''Standing tall and proud, fighting back tears''] Sir. I want to ''earn'' that trophy, sir. [''Salutes'']

* Tiger gets his own, leading the demonstration at the end complete with Music/MichaelJackson homages.

** Alex immediately gets his own right after that. With his newfound respect for Payne, he vows to not just get the trophy, but that he wants to ''earn'' it.

* How does Payne get his revenge for the contract hit? By challenging the boys to retrieve a trophy from a rival school [[spoiler:and promptly contacting the school ahead of time to tip them off, leaving the boys to [[CurbStompBattle get some serious ass-kickings]]]].

* After all the conflict with the boys, Payne [[spoiler:[[PapaWolf sticks up for Alex]] when [[AbusiveParents Alex's drunk, emotionally abusive stepdad tries to cause trouble]]. For once, he does this without any violence or screaming whatsoever. By then, he and the boys have finally managed to achieve a level of respect for each other]].
-->[[spoiler:'''Payne:''' ''(after effortlessly dodging the stepfather's drunken, wild punches)'' Now I'ma ask you nicely. ''Please'' return to your vehicle.]]
** Also deserving a mention is [[spoiler:the look of appreciation and gratitude written across Alex's face for what Payne did. Payne then says to Alex, in a surprisingly subdued and almost paternal voice, "Go on back to your bunk, son."]]

* Tiger fears there's a boogeyman in his closet? No problem. Payne casually strolls into the bedroom and ''[[NoKillLikeOverkill fires five bullets into the closet door]]''.

* There's the biker hired by Alex to intimidate Payne, played by Wrestling/BamBamBigelow who's nearly 400 pounds. The big guy gets his shit ruined in a manner of seconds and Payne throws in a YourMom joke for good measure.

* How does Payne get his revenge for the contract hit? By challenging the boys to retrieve a trophy from a rival school [[spoiler:and promptly contacting the school ahead of time to tip them off, leaving the boys to get some serious ass-kickings]].

* Tiger leading the demonstration at the end complete with Music/MichaelJackson homages.

* There's Payne's ''devastating'' dressing-down of his [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits cadets]], which quickly evolves into one great big ReasonYouSuckSpeech.

* Firstly, in the opening scene, he storms an enemy compound single-handedly, with no helmet, and gets everyone to surrender ASAP, in a {{Badass}} EstablishingCharacterMoment.

* Firstly, in the opening credits he storms an enemy compound singlehandedly, with no helmet, and gets everyone to surrender ASAP, in a {{Badass}} EstablishingCharacterMoment.
* There's Payne's ''devastating'' dressing-down of his [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits cadets]], which quickly evolves into one great big TheReasonYouSuckSpeech.
* Tiger fears there's a boogeyman in his closet? No problem. Payne casually strolls up and ''[[NoKillLikeOverkill fires five bullets into the closet door.]]''

* How does Payne get his revenge for the contract hit? By challenging the boys to retrieve a trophy from a rival school, [[spoiler: and promptly contacting the school ahead of time to tip them off, leaving the boys to get some serious ass-kickings.]]
* He tells Tiger a ([[{{Metaphorgotten}} slightly catastrophic]]) version of ''The Little Engine That Could,'' and then goes out dancing with Emily.

* After all that conflict with the boys, Payne [[spoiler: [[PapaWolf sticks up for Alex]] when [[AbusiveParents Alex's drunk, emotionally abusive dad tries to cause trouble.]] For once, he does this without any violence or screaming whatsoever. By then, he and the boys have finally managed to achieve a level of respect for each other.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Payne:''' ''(after effortlessly dodging the stepfather's drunken, wild punches)'' Now I'ma ask you nicely. Please return to your vehicle.]]
** Also deserving a mention is [[spoiler: the look of appreciation and gratitude written across Alex's face for what Payne did. Payne then says to Alex, in a surprisingly subdued and almost paternal voice, "Go on back to your bunk, son."]]

* Tiger leading the demonstration at the end complete with MichaelJackson homages.

* Then, there's Payne's ''devastating'' dressing-down of his [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits cadets]], which quickly evolves into one great big TheReasonYouSuckSpeech.
* Tiger fears there's a boogeyman in his closet? No problem. Payne casually strolls up and ''[[NoKillLikeOverkill fires five bullets]] [[CrazyAwesome into the closet door.]]''

* Then there's the biker hired by Alex to intimidate Payne, played by Wrestling/BamBamBigelow who's nearly 400 pounds. Of course, the big guy gets his shit ruined in a manner of seconds and Payne throws in a YourMom joke for good measure.

* And how does Payne get his revenge? By challenging the boys to retrieve a trophy from a rival school, [[spoiler: and promptly contacting the school ahead of time to tip them off, leaving the boys to get some serious ass-kickings.]] While all that goes down, he tells Tiger a ([[{{Metaphorgotten}} slightly catastrophic]]) version of ''The Little Engine That Could,'' and then goes out dancing with Emily.

* And one more for Payne: after all that conflict with the boys, he [[spoiler: [[PapaWolf actually sticks up for Alex]] when [[AbusiveParents Alex's drunk, emotionally abusive dad tries to cause trouble.]] For once, he does this without any violence or screaming whatsoever. By then, he and the boys have finally managed to achieve a level of respect for each other.]]

* Tiger leading the demonstration at the end. Complete with MichaelJackson homages.
* Not only is he not affected by the LaxativePrank in the expected way, he turns the joke back at the pranksters. [[{{Fartillery}} Literally]].

* Then there's the biker hired by Alex to intimidate Payne, played by BamBamBigelow who's nearly 400 pounds. Of course, the big guy gets his shit ruined in a manner of seconds and Payne throws in a YourMom joke for good measure.

* And one more for Payne: after all that conflict with the boys, he [[spoiler: [[PapaWolf actually sticks up for Alex]] when [[AbusiveParents Alex's drunk, emotionally abusive dad tries to cause trouble.]] For once, he does this without any violence or screaming whatsoever. By then, he and the boys have finally managed to achieve a level of respect for each other.
-->'''Payne:''' ''(after effortlessly dodging the stepfather's drunken, wild punches)'' Now I'ma ask you nicely. Please return to your vehicle.]]

* And one more for Payne: after all that conflict with the boys, he [[spoiler: [[PapaWolf actually sticks up for Alex]] when [[AbusiveParents Alex's drunk, emotionally abusive dad tries to cause trouble.]] For once, he does this without any violence or screaming whatsoever. By then, he and the boys have finally managed to achieve a level of respect for each other.]]
-->'''Payne:''' ''(after effortlessly dodging the stepfather's drunken, wild punches)'' Now I'ma ask you nicely. Please return to your vehicle.

* And one more for Payne: after all that conflict with the boys, he [[spoiler: [[PapaWolf actually sticks up for Alex]] when [[AbusiveParents Alex's drunk, emotionally abusive dad tries to cause trouble.]] For once, he does this without any violence or screaming whatsoever. By then, he and the boys have finally managed to achieve a level of respect for each other.]]