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* His ''legendary'' threat to [[HateSink Kevin Dunn]] during a booking meeting. Throughout the day, the booking team is discussing [[BestKnownForTheFanservice various things that Sable will be doing that night,]] while Jim kept trying to ask what was going to happen to a specific wrestler who was in danger of being buried. This eventually led to Dunn saying "You know Jim, I find you tiresome." Cornette ''exploded'', threatening to kick his ass across the table, and gave the smark fan hood [[MemeticMutation one of their favorite phrases ever]] when he called Dunn (who apparently has quite prominent front teeth) a "Bucky Beaver Motherfucker."

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* His ''legendary'' threat to [[HateSink Kevin Dunn]] during a booking meeting. Throughout Some background info - WWF had recently [[Wrestling/DelWilkes The Patriot]] in and were attempting to make him a new main event caliber babyface. However, The Patriot didn't really have any locker room allies, so he was repeatedly made to look like a chump. One particular show, he was going to be flat out buried, and Cornette was trying and failing to get the day, the booking team is other bookers to see it. They wouldn't listen and were more interested in discussing [[BestKnownForTheFanservice various things that Sable will would be doing that night,]] while Jim kept trying to ask what was going to happen to a specific wrestler who was in danger of being buried. night.]] This eventually led to Dunn saying "You know Jim, I find you tiresome." Cornette ''exploded'', threatening to kick his ass across the table, and gave the smark fan hood fandom [[MemeticMutation one of their favorite phrases ever]] when he called Dunn (who apparently has quite prominent front teeth) a "Bucky Beaver Motherfucker."
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* After the Midnight Express are jumped by Paul Heyman and his "Original" Midnight Express, a bandaged Cornette delivers a close-up tirade to the camera vowing revenge.
-->'''Cornette''': I have devoted five years of my life to trying to make the Midnight Express the greatest tag team in professional wrestling. During those five years, I have been beat up, I have been busted open, I have been stripped naked and knocked off a three-story scaffold and I deserved half of it but I took a licking and I'm still here and I will be ''damned'' if I'm gonna let a little jerk like you come in here and take my job!
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** For some more delicious LaserGuidedKarma, immediately afterwards, Lesnar went to Danny Davis (the other head of OVW) bawling that "Jim said he was gonna SHOOT me!" But Davis, who had heard the whole thing, simply laughed and basically replied "[[BullyingADragon What the hell did you expect him to say?]]"

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** For some more delicious LaserGuidedKarma, immediately afterwards, Lesnar went to Danny Davis (the other head of OVW) bawling that "Jim said he was gonna SHOOT me!" But Davis, who had heard the whole thing, simply laughed and basically replied "[[BullyingADragon What the hell did you expect him to say?]]"say?]]" From there, Davis and Cornette would explain to Lesnar that nobody would be stupid enough to try and beat him up if they had an issue with him, so if he keeps trying to muscle his way through the locker room, someone back there's gonna take him down the only logical way: [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim to shoot him]].
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* While partaking in the ''Gimmick Battle Royale'' at WrestleMania X-7, he actually got to eliminate Bushwhacker Luke!

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* While partaking in the ''Gimmick Battle Royale'' at WrestleMania Wrestling/WrestleMania X-7, he actually got to eliminate Bushwhacker Luke!
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** This was made funnier by the fact that everyone in the meeting laughed thinking Cornette was joking. All but Dunn(who took offense to the "Bucky Beaver" jab), and Jim Ross who knew that Cornette was serious and fed up enough to physically assault Dunn.
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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an {{entitled bastard}}. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole day before. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I will not fight you, [[CombatPragmatist I will shoot you]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."

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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] {{jerk|ass}} backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an {{entitled bastard}}. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole day before. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I will not fight you, [[CombatPragmatist I will shoot you]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByYTyiSw1ts A rare editorial segment]] ([[Series/SaturdayNightLive "Eric, you ignorant slut"]]) on ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]]'' allowed him to shoot on the so-called Wrestling/{{Monday Night War|s}}, particularly a much-hyped cage match between Wrestling/HulkHogan & Wrestling/RoddyPiper at ''Wrestling/{{WCW}} Halloween Havoc'':

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByYTyiSw1ts A rare editorial segment]] ([[Series/SaturdayNightLive "Eric, you ignorant slut"]]) on ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]]'' allowed him to shoot on the so-called Wrestling/{{Monday Night War|s}}, particularly a much-hyped cage match between Wrestling/HulkHogan & Wrestling/RoddyPiper at ''Wrestling/{{WCW}} Halloween Havoc'':
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** A highlight from the Debate: Cornette brings up that Bolin pulled a scamon a local super market where he bought a large tenderloin then returned pieces of it to two seperate locations, getting double his money back due to a guarantee. When Bolin uses the excuse it was for his family, Jim counters by getting Bolin to reveal that Bolin threw his own, ill mother out of his house so he could rent to someone with more money, showing just how the man treats his family.

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** A highlight from the Debate: Cornette brings up that Bolin pulled a scamon scam on a local super market where he bought a large tenderloin then returned pieces of it to two seperate locations, getting double his money back due to a guarantee. When Bolin uses the excuse it was for his family, Jim counters by getting Bolin to reveal that Bolin threw his own, ill mother out of his house so he could rent to someone with more money, showing just how the man treats his family.
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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still [[HarsherInHindsight "thinkin', thinkin'!"]] Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today ''inside'' the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, [[{{Jerkass}} obnoxious jerk]] who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\

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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon icon, if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still [[HarsherInHindsight "thinkin', thinkin'!"]] Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today ''inside'' the ring, but outside, ''outside'', he's an adolescent, [[{{Jerkass}} obnoxious jerk]] who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\



* How he handled his firing from TNA: After asking to talk to Dixie Carter directly about it, Dixie cited him "Not being a team player", despite the fact Cornette had always showed up first for meetings, had gone above and beyond for the company to the point of coregraphing most of the matches since Vince Russo refused to touch the in-ring work, and agreeing to a truce with Russo to keep the company afloat after Jeff Jarett was suspended, leaving TNA without a leader. Jim them politley demanded that Dixie admit that Vince Russo convinced her to fire him, as he suspected. When she refused, and had one of her lackey's try to justify it, he calmly rebuked them, not yelling at either of them despite his legendary temper and having every reason to.

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* How he handled his firing from TNA: After asking to talk to Dixie Carter directly about it, Dixie cited him "Not being a team player", despite the fact Cornette had always showed up first for meetings, had gone above and beyond for the company to the point of coregraphing choreographing most of the matches since Vince Russo refused to touch the in-ring work, and agreeing to a truce with Russo to keep the company afloat after Jeff Jarett Jarrett was suspended, leaving TNA without a leader. Jim them politley politely demanded that Dixie admit that Vince Russo convinced her to fire him, as he suspected. When she refused, and had one of her lackey's try to justify it, he calmly rebuked them, not yelling at either of them despite his legendary temper and having every reason to.



* Among the various retired awards that ''Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter'' used to run is the award for "Manager of the Year", which they gave out from 1983 to 1996. Jim Cornette won it ''every single year except two!''[[note]]Wrestling/JimmyHart won the first one in 1983, and Wrestling/SherriMartel won it in 1991, with Cornette winning every other one.[[/note]]

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* Among the various retired awards that ''Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter'' used to run is the award for "Manager of the Year", which they gave out from 1983 to 1996. Jim Cornette won it ''every single year except two!''[[note]]Wrestling/JimmyHart won the first one in 1983, and Wrestling/SherriMartel won it in 1991, with Cornette winning every other one.[[/note]]
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* Among the various retired awards that ''Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter'' used to run is the award for "Best Manager", which they gave out from 1983 to 1996. Jim Cornette won it ''every single year except two!''[[note]]Wrestling/JimmyHart won the first one in 1983, and Wrestling/SherriMartel won it in 1991, with Cornette winning every other one.[[/note]]

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* Among the various retired awards that ''Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter'' used to run is the award for "Best Manager", "Manager of the Year", which they gave out from 1983 to 1996. Jim Cornette won it ''every single year except two!''[[note]]Wrestling/JimmyHart won the first one in 1983, and Wrestling/SherriMartel won it in 1991, with Cornette winning every other one.[[/note]]
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* Among the various retired awards that ''Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter'' used to run is the award for "Best Manager", which they gave out from 1983 to 1996. Jim Cornette won it ''every single year except two!''[[note]]Wrestling/JimmyHart won the first one in 1983, and Wrestling/SherriMartel won it in 1991, with Cornette winning every other one.[[/note]]
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* How he handled his firing from TNA: After asking to talk to Dixie Carter directly about it, Dixie cited him "Not being a team player", despite the fact Cornette had always showed up first for meetings, had gone above and beyond for the company to the point of coregraphing most of the matches since Vince Russo refused to touch the in-ring work, and agreeing to a truce with Russo to keep the company afloat after Jeff Jarett was suspended, leaving TNA without a leader. Jim them politley demanded that Dixie admit that Vince Russo convinced her to fire him, as he suspected. When she refused, and had one of her lackey's try to justify it, he calmly rebuked them, not yelling at either of them despite his legendary temper and having every reason to.
** His agreeing to work peacefully with Vince Russo is also one: Despite Jeff Jarett having refused to let him out of the company when Jim wanted to leave after TNA rehired Russo and slowly but surely getting more and more duties on, Jim was still professional enough to go face to face with his mortal enemy in order to keep the promotion afloat.
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** A highlight from the Debate: Cornette brings up that Bolin pulled a scamon a local super market where he bought a large tenderloin then returned pieces of it to two seperate locations, getting double his money back due to a guarantee. When Bolin uses the excuse it was for his family, Jim counters by getting Bolin to reveal that Bolin threw his own, ill mother out of his house so he could rent to someone with more money, showing just how the man treats his family.
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** And all that? [[MotorMouth Delivered in under two minutes.]]

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** And all that? that was [[MotorMouth Delivered delivered in under two minutes.]]
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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole day before. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I will not fight you, [[CombatPragmatist I will shoot you]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."

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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick.{{entitled bastard}}. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole day before. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I will not fight you, [[CombatPragmatist I will shoot you]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."
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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I will not fight you, [[CombatPragmatist I will shoot you]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."
** For some more delicious LaserGuidedKarma, immediately afterwords Lesnar went to Danny Davis (the other head of OVW) bawling that "Jim said he was gonna SHOOT me!" But Davis, who had heard the whole thing, simply laughed and basically replied "[[BullyingADragon What the hell did you expect him to say?]]"

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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day.day before. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I will not fight you, [[CombatPragmatist I will shoot you]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."
** For some more delicious LaserGuidedKarma, immediately afterwords afterwards, Lesnar went to Danny Davis (the other head of OVW) bawling that "Jim said he was gonna SHOOT me!" But Davis, who had heard the whole thing, simply laughed and basically replied "[[BullyingADragon What the hell did you expect him to say?]]"



But the pinnacle of this "icon" garbage came at last night's cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper, to determine–in their minds only–who the real icon is. [=WCW=] had the gall to say "this is the greatest cage match in history", when it was only the greatest in three weeks since ''Hell in a Cell''. But here you've got a 46-year-old bald movie star wannabe who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build taking on a guy with an artificial hip that hadn't wrestled a full schedule in 10 years! It's a tribute to the massive egotism, in my mind, of both men and indictment of WCW's promotional policies that this match ''even took place'', much less being the main event, when the card was probably [[TallPoppySyndrome the best that WCW's capable of havin'!]] By the 10-minute mark, they were suckin' wind so bad the first three rows passed out [[AlmostOutOfOxygen of oxygen deprivation!]] – would've been funny if it wasn't so sad.\\\
''Well'', I'm sick and damn tired of hearing guys claim to be The Icon, especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn't know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was 20 years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation, and those are long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession! And in my mind, no one man is bigger than this [[InsistentTerminology sport]], but if there ''is'' an Icon, it would be a man who has great ability inside the ring and professionalism and maturity outside of it! Let's leave all the petty, backstabbing, I-make-more-money-than-you BS with the hat-check girl, and concentrate on talent and attitude! Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/RicFlair, and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Steve Austin]] have never claimed to be icons, which means they're big candidates to be just that!\\\

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But the pinnacle of this "icon" garbage came at last night's cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper, to determine–in their minds only–who the real icon is. [=WCW=] had the gall to say "this is the greatest cage match in history", when it was only the greatest in three weeks since ''Hell in a Cell''. But here you've got a 46-year-old bald movie star wannabe wannabe, who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build build, taking on a guy with an artificial hip that hadn't wrestled a full schedule in 10 years! It's a tribute to the massive egotism, in my mind, of both men and indictment of WCW's promotional policies that this match ''even took place'', much less being the main event, when the card was probably [[TallPoppySyndrome the best that WCW's capable of havin'!]] By the 10-minute mark, they were suckin' wind so bad the first three rows passed out [[AlmostOutOfOxygen of oxygen deprivation!]] – would've been funny if it wasn't so sad.\\\
''Well'', I'm sick and damn tired of hearing guys claim to be The Icon, especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn't know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was 20 years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation, and those are long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession! And in my mind, no one man is bigger than this [[InsistentTerminology sport]], but if there ''is'' an Icon, it would be a man who has great ability inside the ring ring, and professionalism and maturity outside of it! Let's leave all the petty, backstabbing, I-make-more-money-than-you BS with the hat-check girl, and concentrate on talent and attitude! Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/RicFlair, and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Steve Austin]] have never claimed to be icons, which means they're big candidates to be just that!\\\



-->"But Phil Mushnick not only hates wrestling, he hates wrestling fans. Well, Mr. Mushnick I'm a wrestling fan and a lot of the people who read the New York Post and TV Guide are wrestling fans, too. We don't enjoy being insulted by publications we pay money to read. We don't appreciate being told we don't know how to parent our children. We don't want a pompous, self-righteous man with a grudge sitting on top of Mount Olympus looking down his nose at us campaigning to take away the constitutional right that every American is guaranteed, that is freedom of speech, freedom of choice, and freedom to enjoy whatever entertainment we choose. But if this has been going on so long, why am I mad right now? Because recently Phil Mushnick used Wrestling/BrianPillman's death to call for another outcry against wrestling.

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-->"But Phil Mushnick not only hates wrestling, he hates wrestling fans. Well, Mr. Mushnick Mushnick, I'm a wrestling fan and a lot of the people who read the New ''New York Post Post'' and TV Guide ''TV Guide'' are wrestling fans, too. We don't enjoy being insulted by publications we pay money to read. We don't appreciate being told we don't know how to parent our children. We don't want a pompous, self-righteous man with a grudge sitting on top of Mount Olympus looking down his nose at us campaigning to take away the constitutional right that every American is guaranteed, that is freedom of speech, freedom of choice, and freedom to enjoy whatever entertainment we choose. But if this has been going on so long, why am I mad right now? ''right now?'' Because recently Phil Mushnick used Wrestling/BrianPillman's death to call for another outcry against wrestling.



* While partaking in the ''Gimmick Battle Royale'' at WrestleMania X-7, he actually got to eliminate Bushwhacker Luke!

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* While partaking in the ''Gimmick Battle Royale'' at WrestleMania X-7, he actually got to eliminate Bushwhacker Luke!Luke!
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* His ''legendary'' threat to [[HateSink Kevin Dunn]] during a booking meeting. Throughout the day, the booking team is discussing [[BestKnownForTheFanservice various things that Sable will be doing that night,]] while Jim kept trying to ask what was going to happen to a specific wrestler who was in danger of being buried. This eventually led to Dunn saying "You know Jim, I find you tiresome." Cornette ''exploded'', threatening to kick his ass across the table, and gave the smark fan hood [[MemeticMutation one of their favorite phrases ever]] when he called Dunn (who apparently has quite prominent front teeth) a "Bucky Beaver Motherfucker."

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* His ''legendary'' threat to [[HateSink Kevin Dunn]] during a booking meeting. Throughout the day, the booking team is discussing [[BestKnownForTheFanservice various things that Sable will be doing that night,]] while Jim kept trying to ask what was going to happen to a specific wrestler who was in danger of being buried. This eventually led to Dunn saying "You know Jim, I find you tiresome." Cornette ''exploded'', threatening to kick his ass across the table, and gave the smark fan hood [[MemeticMutation one of their favorite phrases ever]] when he called Dunn (who apparently has quite prominent front teeth) a "Bucky Beaver Motherfucker.""
* While partaking in the ''Gimmick Battle Royale'' at WrestleMania X-7, he actually got to eliminate Bushwhacker Luke!
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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I'm not going to fight you because you're a genetic freak, [[CombatPragmatist instead I'll get my gun and shoot you 30 times]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."

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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I'm I will not going to fight you because you're a genetic freak, you, [[CombatPragmatist instead I'll get my gun and I will shoot you 30 times]].you]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."



-->(Jim pauses for about five seconds, that shocked and that angry that when he begins again it's in a state of TranquilFury.)

-->"Well, Brian Pillman was a friend of mine. From the time he was born with throat cancer he had the courage to undergo 36 different throat operations. He had the courage to withstand the punishment of pro football and ten years as a pro wrestler. He had the courage to come back from a car wreck that shattered his ankle and from a lot of other personal tragedies. Then one night he went to sleep in a hotel room and he died. And for you, Phil Mushnick, to use his death as an excuse for another call to action in your one-man vendetta against pro wrestling is more vulgar and more obscene than anything that you've ever falsely accused the wrestling industry of being guilty of. So on behalf of the wrestling fans, the wrestling industry, the friends and family of Brian Pillman, and anyone in this country that denies any one man the right to force his morals and his beliefs on all of us and to take away our constitutional rights, on behalf of those people, I say go to hell Phil Mushnick, and try to reform things down there because we're doing just fine without you."

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-->(Jim pauses for about five seconds, that shocked and that angry that when he begins again it's in a state of TranquilFury.)

-->"Well, Brian Pillman was a friend of mine. From the time he was born with throat cancer he had the courage to undergo 36 different throat operations. He had the courage to withstand the punishment of pro football and ten years as a pro wrestler. He had the courage to come back from a car wreck that shattered his ankle and from a lot of other personal tragedies. Then one night night, he went to sleep in a hotel room and he died. And for you, Phil Mushnick, to use his death as an excuse for another call to action in your one-man vendetta against pro wrestling is more vulgar and more obscene than anything that you've ever falsely accused the wrestling industry of being guilty of. So on behalf of the wrestling fans, the wrestling industry, the friends and family of Brian Pillman, and anyone in this country that denies any one man the right to force his morals and his beliefs on all of us and to take away our constitutional rights, on behalf of those people, I say go to hell Phil Mushnick, and try to reform things down there because we're doing just fine without you."
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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still [[FunnyAneurysmMoment "thinkin', thinkin'!"]] Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today ''inside'' the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, [[{{Jerkass}} obnoxious jerk]] who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\

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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still [[FunnyAneurysmMoment [[HarsherInHindsight "thinkin', thinkin'!"]] Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today ''inside'' the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, [[{{Jerkass}} obnoxious jerk]] who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\
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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still "thinkin', thinkin'!" Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today ''inside'' the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, [[{{Jerkass}} obnoxious jerk]] who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\

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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still [[FunnyAneurysmMoment "thinkin', thinkin'!" thinkin'!"]] Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today ''inside'' the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, [[{{Jerkass}} obnoxious jerk]] who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\
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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[Jerkass a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I'm not going to fight you because you're a genetic freak, [[CombatPragmatist instead I'll get my gun and shoot you 30 times]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."

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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[Jerkass [[{{Jerkass}} a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I'm not going to fight you because you're a genetic freak, [[CombatPragmatist instead I'll get my gun and shoot you 30 times]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."
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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[AwesomeEgo a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I'm not going to fight you because you're a genetic freak, [[CombatPragmatist instead I'll get my gun and shoot you 30 times]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."

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* During Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[AwesomeEgo [[Jerkass a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I'm not going to fight you because you're a genetic freak, [[CombatPragmatist instead I'll get my gun and shoot you 30 times]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."
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* Special mention must be made for The Great Debate: Jim Cornette vs. Kenny Bolin in 2009 on the Who's Slammin' Who? podcast. Over the course of 40 minutes, Cornette [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech soundly tears Bolin apart, calling him on his scams, manipulative behaviour and general bastardry]]. Upon [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FzkjvxxSNk&t=31m36s broaching the subject of Bolin's "charity foundation"]] which supposedly helps teenage girls who are victims of abuse, Cornette delivers one of the greatest put downs of all time that leaves Bolin utterly speechless[[note]]To elaborate; Grizzly Smith was the father of JakeRoberts, who was conceived when Smith raped the 13 year old daughter of a woman he was dating). [[OhCrap Bolin then learns from Cornette that Cornette will be receiving his own segment on the podcast where he will proceed to call Bolin out whenever he lies about something in the business.]][[/note]]:

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* Special mention must be made for The Great Debate: Jim Cornette vs. Kenny Bolin in 2009 on the Who's Slammin' Who? podcast. Over the course of 40 minutes, Cornette [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech soundly tears Bolin apart, calling him on his scams, manipulative behaviour and general bastardry]]. Upon [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FzkjvxxSNk&t=31m36s broaching the subject of Bolin's "charity foundation"]] which supposedly helps teenage girls who are victims of abuse, Cornette delivers one of the greatest put downs of all time that leaves Bolin utterly speechless[[note]]To elaborate; Grizzly Smith was the father of JakeRoberts, Wrestling/JakeRoberts, who was conceived when Smith raped the 13 year old daughter of a woman he was dating). [[OhCrap Bolin then learns from Cornette that Cornette will be receiving his own segment on the podcast where he will proceed to call Bolin out whenever he lies about something in the business.]][[/note]]:
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* During BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[AwesomeEgo a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I'm not going to fight you because you're a genetic freak, [[CombatPragmatist instead I'll get my gun and shoot you 30 times]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."

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* During BrockLesnar's Wrestling/BrockLesnar's OVW days, he was apparently [[AwesomeEgo a massive jerk]] backstage: constantly gloating over being on the fast track while openly admitting he didn't give a damn about wrestling, bullying the ring crew, going off-script to berate the audience and generally behaving like an entitled prick. Cornette gave him multiple warnings but Brock didn't listen. Eventually Jim met his limit when Brock decided for no apparent reason to shoot on Synn (Cornette's wife and the Heel manager he was feuding with) by working her recent piercing while press slamming her, and really twisted the knife by threatening to do it the whole preceding day. When Cornette found out, he found Brock and declared something which amounted to, "Don't you ever dare disrespect her or anyone else like that again. If you do, I'm not going to fight you because you're a genetic freak, [[CombatPragmatist instead I'll get my gun and shoot you 30 times]]. I don't care how tough you are, you won't get back up from a bullet to the head."



--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still "thinkin', thinkin'!" Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today ''inside'' the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, obnoxious jerk who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\
But the pinnacle of this "icon" garbage came at last night's cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper, to determine–in their minds only–who the real icon is. [=WCW=] had the gall to say "this is the greatest cage match in history", when it was only the greatest in three weeks since ''Hell in a Cell''. But here you've got a 46-year-old bald movie star wannabe who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build taking on a guy with an artificial hip that hadn't wrestled a full schedule in ten years! It's a tribute to the massive egotism, in my mind, of both men and indictment of WCW's promotional policies that this match ''even took place'', much less being the main event, when the card was probably [[TallPoppySyndrome the best that WCW's capable of havin'!]] By the 10-minute mark, they were sucking wind so bad the first three rows passed out [[AlmostOutOfOxygen of oxygen deprivation]]–would've been funny if it wasn't so sad.\\\

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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still "thinkin', thinkin'!" Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today ''inside'' the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, [[{{Jerkass}} obnoxious jerk jerk]] who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\
But the pinnacle of this "icon" garbage came at last night's cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper, to determine–in their minds only–who the real icon is. [=WCW=] had the gall to say "this is the greatest cage match in history", when it was only the greatest in three weeks since ''Hell in a Cell''. But here you've got a 46-year-old bald movie star wannabe who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build taking on a guy with an artificial hip that hadn't wrestled a full schedule in ten 10 years! It's a tribute to the massive egotism, in my mind, of both men and indictment of WCW's promotional policies that this match ''even took place'', much less being the main event, when the card was probably [[TallPoppySyndrome the best that WCW's capable of havin'!]] By the 10-minute mark, they were sucking suckin' wind so bad the first three rows passed out [[AlmostOutOfOxygen of oxygen deprivation]]–would've deprivation!]] – would've been funny if it wasn't so sad.\\\
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''Well'', I'm sick and damn tired of guys claim to be The Icon, especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn't know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was 20 years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation, and those are long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession! And in my mind, no one man is bigger than this [[InsistentTerminology sport]], but if there ''is'' an Icon, it would be a man who has great ability inside the ring and professionalism and maturity outside of it! Let's leave all the petty, backstabbing, I-make-more-money-than-you BS with the hat-check girl, and concentrate on talent and attitude! Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/RicFlair, and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Steve Austin]] have never claimed to be icons, which means they're big candidates to be just that!\\\

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''Well'', I'm sick and damn tired of hearing guys claim to be The Icon, especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn't know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was 20 years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation, and those are long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession! And in my mind, no one man is bigger than this [[InsistentTerminology sport]], but if there ''is'' an Icon, it would be a man who has great ability inside the ring and professionalism and maturity outside of it! Let's leave all the petty, backstabbing, I-make-more-money-than-you BS with the hat-check girl, and concentrate on talent and attitude! Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/RicFlair, and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Steve Austin]] have never claimed to be icons, which means they're big candidates to be just that!\\\
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But the pinnacle of this "icon" garbage came at last night's cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper, to determine–in their minds only–who the real icon is. [=WCW=] had the gall to say "this is the greatest cage match in history", when it was only the greatest in three weeks since ''Hell in a Cell''. But here you've got a 46-year-old bald movie star wannabe who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build taking on a guy with an artificial hip that hadn't wrestled a full schedule in ten years! It's a tribute to the massive egotism, in my mind, of both men and indictment of WCW's promotional policies that this match ''even took place'', much less being the main event, when the card was probably [[TallPoppySyndrome the best that WCW's capable of having!]] By the 10-minute mark, they were sucking wind so bad the first three rows passed out [[AlmostOutOfOxygen of oxygen deprivation]]–would've been funny if it wasn't so sad.\\\
''Well'', I'm sick and damn tired of guys claim to be The Icon, especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn't know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was 20 years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation, and those are long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession! And in my mind, no one man is bigger than this sport, but if there ''is'' an Icon, it would be a man who has great ability inside the ring and professionalism and maturity outside of it! Let's leave all the petty, backstabbing, I-make-more-money-than-you BS with the hat-check girl, and concentrate on talent and attitude! Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/RicFlair, and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Steve Austin]] have never claimed to be icons, which means they're big candidates to be just that!\\\

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But the pinnacle of this "icon" garbage came at last night's cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper, to determine–in their minds only–who the real icon is. [=WCW=] had the gall to say "this is the greatest cage match in history", when it was only the greatest in three weeks since ''Hell in a Cell''. But here you've got a 46-year-old bald movie star wannabe who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build taking on a guy with an artificial hip that hadn't wrestled a full schedule in ten years! It's a tribute to the massive egotism, in my mind, of both men and indictment of WCW's promotional policies that this match ''even took place'', much less being the main event, when the card was probably [[TallPoppySyndrome the best that WCW's capable of having!]] havin'!]] By the 10-minute mark, they were sucking wind so bad the first three rows passed out [[AlmostOutOfOxygen of oxygen deprivation]]–would've been funny if it wasn't so sad.\\\
''Well'', I'm sick and damn tired of guys claim to be The Icon, especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn't know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was 20 years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation, and those are long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession! And in my mind, no one man is bigger than this sport, [[InsistentTerminology sport]], but if there ''is'' an Icon, it would be a man who has great ability inside the ring and professionalism and maturity outside of it! Let's leave all the petty, backstabbing, I-make-more-money-than-you BS with the hat-check girl, and concentrate on talent and attitude! Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/RicFlair, and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Steve Austin]] have never claimed to be icons, which means they're big candidates to be just that!\\\
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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still "thinkin', thinkin'!" Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today inside the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, obnoxious jerk who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\

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--> "I'm Jim Cornette, I just wonder if any of you are sick and tired as I am of people who claim to be the "[[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords ICON]]" of wrestling? Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper claim to be the icon, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels is the "icon that can still go", Wrestling/BretHart would claim to be the icon if he wasn't too busy crying about being screwed, and I guess Wrestling/RandySavage is still "thinkin', thinkin'!" Well, Shawn Michaels is still the single most talented wrestler today inside ''inside'' the ring, but outside, he's an adolescent, obnoxious jerk who takes his tights and goes home if he doesn't get his way. Bret Hart is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but if he'd been screwed as many times as he claims, he would've struck oil by now. And Randy Savage is a legend, but let's face it, how many records ''did'' Music/FrankSinatra sell last year?\\\
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''Well'', I'm sick and damn tired of guys claim to be The Icon, especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn't know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was twenty years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation, and those are long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession! And in my mind, no one man is bigger than this sport, but if there ''is'' an Icon, it would be a man who has great ability inside the ring and professionalism and maturity outside of it! Let's leave all the petty, backstabbing, I-make-more-money-than-you BS with the hat-check girl, and concentrate on talent and attitude! Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/RicFlair, and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Steve Austin]] have never claimed to be icons, which means they're big candidates to be just that!\\\
And on a personal note to Hulk Hogan: you are a household word, [[TakeThat but so is garbage; and it stinks when it gets old, too]]. I'm Jim Cornette, and that's my opinion."

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''Well'', I'm sick and damn tired of guys claim to be The Icon, especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn't know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was twenty 20 years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation, and those are long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession! And in my mind, no one man is bigger than this sport, but if there ''is'' an Icon, it would be a man who has great ability inside the ring and professionalism and maturity outside of it! Let's leave all the petty, backstabbing, I-make-more-money-than-you BS with the hat-check girl, and concentrate on talent and attitude! Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/RicFlair, and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Steve Austin]] have never claimed to be icons, which means they're big candidates to be just that!\\\
And on a personal note to Hulk Hogan: you are a household word, [[TakeThat but so is garbage; and it stinks when it gets old, too]]. too.]] I'm Jim Cornette, and that's my opinion."
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But the pinnacle of this "icon" garbage came at last night's cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper, to determine–in their minds only–who the real icon is. [=WCW=] had the gall to say "this is the greatest cage match in history", when it was only the greatest in three weeks since ''Hell in a Cell''. But here you've got a 46-year-old bald movie star wannabe who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build taking on a guy with an artificial hip that hadn't wrestled a full schedule in ten years. It's a tribute to the massive egotism, in my mind, of both men and indictment of WCW's promotional policies that this match ''even took place'', much less being the main event, when the card was probably [[TallPoppySyndrome the best that WCW's capable of having!]] By the 10-minute mark, they were sucking wind so bad the first three rows passed out [[AlmostOutOfOxygen of oxygen deprivation]]–would've been funny if it wasn't so sad.\\\

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But the pinnacle of this "icon" garbage came at last night's cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper, to determine–in their minds only–who the real icon is. [=WCW=] had the gall to say "this is the greatest cage match in history", when it was only the greatest in three weeks since ''Hell in a Cell''. But here you've got a 46-year-old bald movie star wannabe who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build taking on a guy with an artificial hip that hadn't wrestled a full schedule in ten years. years! It's a tribute to the massive egotism, in my mind, of both men and indictment of WCW's promotional policies that this match ''even took place'', much less being the main event, when the card was probably [[TallPoppySyndrome the best that WCW's capable of having!]] By the 10-minute mark, they were sucking wind so bad the first three rows passed out [[AlmostOutOfOxygen of oxygen deprivation]]–would've been funny if it wasn't so sad.\\\

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