History Awesome / HellsingUltimateAbridged

'''Integra:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, I'm sorry.]] [[PreAssKickingOneLiner We don't give a fuck.]]

--->'''Jan:''' I don't give a shit! I don't give a fuck! I don't give a shit! 'Cause I don't give a fuck!

--->'''Luke:''' [[HopeSpot ...I'm near the stairs.]] Gota get to the stairs. If I could just get up the stairs, I- *stairs escalate into the darkness* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Awwwwwwww.... Fuck.]]

* '''The Opening.''' So, not much is happening, and then all of a sudden, the zepplins come. And after a while, [[MoralEventHorizon London is annihilated]], all to the tune of [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic War]]. Again, they played ''[[DramaticIrony War]]''. The Nazis [[CrossesTheLineTwice Crossed The Line]] '''5 times'''. And the Major's singing parts of the lyrics (with the deliberately opposite meaning) make the whole scene that much more unnerving. Overall, a very well-done job by Creator/TeamFourStar for keeping a scene ''[[{{Gorn}} brutal]]'' along with all the beautiful irony.

* Due to being a silent character, [[BadassBaritone (with the exception of a VERY deep grunt)]] the Captain comes off as just as much of a badass as he was in the original series. As demonstrated when he effortlessly caught Walter's RazorWire.

* Admit it, when Alucard [[TakeThat shot]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]] [[TakeThat to death]], you knew this series was going to be awesome.

'''Luke:''' I'm ''trying'' to have a ''serious conversation'' here.\\

** On one hand, anyone raised Christian may be tempted to take Anderson forgiving Alucard with a grain of salt, as often times - particularly in modern religions - religious leaders and zealots will "forgive" as a form of emotional blacmail, putting on a show of righteousness for their fellow believers while simultaneously attempting to take the wind out of their detractors without ever ''actually'' forgiving anyone beyond just saying the words. But when Anderson says it, he's quiet and solemn, even more so than any of the times previously when we've heard him recite literal prayers or Bible scriptures. The awesomeness here isn't just that Anderson says the words "I forgive you," ''it's that he legitimately does forgive Alucard.''

** On one hand, anyone raised Christian may be tempted to take Anderson forgiving Alucard with a grain of salt, as often times - particularly in modern religions - religious leaders and zealots will forgive as a form of emotional blackmail, putting on a show of righteousness for their fellow believers while simultaneously attempting to take the wind out of their detractors. But when Anderson says it, he's quiet and solemn, even more so than any of the times previously when we've heard him recite literal prayers or Bible scriptures. The awesomeness here isn't just that Anderson forgives Alucard, ''it's that he genuinely means what he's saying.''

* On a meta level of awesome, this series is showing more and more that the cast's acting is improving through leaps and bounds, and everyone sounds totally badass during their action scenes too. [=Takahata101=] especially gets points for being able to balance funny!Alucard and badass!Alucard and still maintaining a consistent character.
** The better microphones by Episode 2 and the superb mixing of sound, voice and music by Episode 3 starts to give you the feeling that you're watching an official dub (albeit a dub in a similar vein to the Creator/AdultSwim version of ''Manga/CrayonShinChan'', but a dub that, nonetheless, could air on television or be released on DVD).
* Also getting ''Creator/ChristopherSabat'' to do a voice in Episode 3. Sure, they got him to do a voice before in the Bardock special and had Creator/KyleHebert on a few times for ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', but that doesn't make the cameo any less amazing.
** Episode 4 tops it with Rip Van Winkle being voiced by Creator/JessicaCalvello (and Brett Weaver as Commander Violet)!
*** And then Jessica herself made a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djG0j3bpCLQ full video]] of Rip Van Winkle singing ''[[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} Never Gonna Give You Up]]'', because that's what Rip was singing prior to Alucard's arrival. ''And she maintains the accent through the whole song.''
** And for the cherry on top, Creator/MatthewMercer as the leader of the Italian papal forces in episode 6.
* [[ApprovalOfGod The official Hellsing voiceactors quoting the abridged series on the DVD commentaries]].
-->'''K.T. Grey''': "[[https://youtu.be/sg7odelI8t4?t=43m30s Bitches love cannons.]]"
* The livestream of the final episode on Twitch was immediately followed by several moments of heartwarming and awesome.
** Twitch user [[https://www.twitch.tv/pr0bait Pr0Bait]] donating ''800,000 bits'' ($8,000) in one go, rendering everyone speechless.
** The cast and crew just marinating in the last nine years of effort all coming to fruition.
** [=Pr0Bait=] coming back with a vengeance to donate the last 200,000 bits to round out an even one million, rendering Lanipator catatonic.

'''Alucard:''' The funny thing is, ''(bites down and destroys bullet)'' [[JerkassHasAPoint in any other circumstance]], you might have had a point there. Except [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX my boss is a woman]], I was a [[GenderBender chick]] in the '40s, ''[[MisanthropeSupreme I hate everyone equally]]'', and there's ''NO ONE ALIVE'' who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle, ''Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE''! ''(Clocks her across the jaw.)''

* '''The Opening.''' So, not much is happening, and then all of a sudden, the zepplins come. And after a while, [[MoralEventHorizon London is annihilated]], all to the tune of [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic War]]. Again, they played ''[[DramaticIrony War]]''. The Nazis [[CrossesTheLineTwice Crossed The Line]] '''[[UpToEleven 5 times]]'''. And the Major's singing parts of the lyrics (with the deliberately opposite meaning) make the whole scene that much more unnerving. Overall, a very well-done job by Creator/TeamFourStar for keeping a scene ''[[{{Gorn}} brutal]]'' along with all the beautiful irony.

'''Alucard:''' Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?

* How about the fact that the Major did not want to needlessly pick a fight with Integra, said woman being one of the only characters he is legitimately wary of, this moment at least to this troper serves as one for both of them; Integra for being such a [[LadyOfWar badass]] that the Major actively cautioned to not underestimate her and one for the Major for having the sense to not just fuck with the Protags without a shit ton of planning to stack the deck in his favor.

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[[caption-width-right:350:"{{Say my name}}, you Nazi bitch! I said ''say my fucking name!''"]]

->''"ALUCARD! ''[[OneWingedAngel Go for a walk.]]''"''
-->-- '''Integra'''

With only a few episodes Creator/TeamFourStar has shown that it can make ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' as awesome as [[Manga/{{Hellsing}} the original]].

[[caption-width-right:350:"SayMyName, you Nazi bitch! I said ''say my fucking name!''"]]

* Equal parts awesome and disturbing: Both Taka and his sister overlaying their voices when Walter tries to attack Alucard, leading to an incredibly creepy line that just serves to show Walter how outmatched he is.

-->'''Alucard:''' Listen to me, Draculina! You are so much stronger than you let yourself be!\\

* Overlaps as a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}. According to WordOfGod, since there are no Dairy Queen branches in England, Alucard [[CrazyAwesome brought the car all the way to America just to smash it into a Dairy Queen.]]

* Seras transforming into a full vampire. Not only does she [[TookALevelInBadass take an instant level in badass]], she gets off a few good lines, including a PreAsskickingOneLiner and a CallBack to ''Episode 1'', all set to Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl." Functionally, she goes [[CrazyAwesome full Alucard]].

-->'''Heinkel''': "Your gun looks ''[[KilledMidSentenceridicu-]]''"

** You have to remember that, even with manipulating Iscariot into expending vital resources to render Alucard's #LifeHack useless, even with getting Walter to betray Alucard and force him into a corner so that he would need to refill on souls, and even with finding someone like Schrodinger with their unique abilities, it still boiled down to a '''50%''' chance of success provided everything else went right. You got to admire the sheer iron will of someone willing to go as far as he did on, as he put it, the "proverbial coin flip".

'''Major:''' ''I CALLED HEADS!''\\

** You have to remember that, even with manipulating Iscariot into expending vital resources to render Alucard's
"Life Hack" useless, even with getting Walter to betray Alucard and force him into a corner so that he would need to refill on souls, and even with finding someone like Schrodinger with their unique abilities, it still boiled down to a '''50%''' chance of success provided everything else went right. You got to admire the sheer iron will of someone willing to go as far as he did on, as he put it, the "proverbial coin flip".

** It's worth mentioning that there was predicated on one-in-two odds that Alucard would cease to exist on consuming and observing Schrodinger. Which means that everything the Major did was based on a [=50/50=] chance of success versus failure. You got to admire the sheer iron will of someone willing to go as far as he did on, as he put it, the "proverbial coin flip" that his plan would either remove his enemy from the playing field or fizzle out entirely.

** It's worth mentioning that there was a one-in-two chance that Alucard would cease to exist on consuming and observing Schrodinger. Which means that everything the Major did was based on a [=50/50=] chance of success versus failure. You got to admire the sheer iron will of someone willing to go as far as he did on the mere 50% chance that his plan would either be a total success or a complete failure.

* When Walter is in full VillainousBreakdown mode, having utterly failed to kill Alucard, who should turn up to take him down? Heinkel, who not only shoots him, not only comes out of the shadows looking VERY much like Anderson, but quotes [[Film/KillBill The Bride]] on top of it!

--->'''Anderson:''' By Jove, you fucking hedder of a woman! You're surrounded by fifty Nazi vampires, armed ''literally'' to the teeth, and what do you do?! You [[ViolationOfCommonSense get out of your FUCKING car]], [[LetsGetDangerous pull out your sword]], [[OffWithHisHead cut off one of their heads,]] [[BadassBoast and yell]] '''[[BringIt "COME AT ME, YOU KRAUT SHITS!"]]''' NO WONDER Alucard wants to plow that virgin soil! [[InLoveWithYourCarnage I'M THINKING ABOUT GROWIN' SOME FLOWERS MESELF]]!