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* Once, I was in hell with Mephisto, because of a deal and he let me go because I talk too much. Let me explain this: Mephisto found me so annoying he break a deal just to nrever deal with me again. Take that spidey!!!

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* Once, I was in hell with Mephisto, because of a deal and he let me go because I talk too much. Let me explain this: Mephisto found me so annoying he break a deal just to nrever never deal with me again. Take that spidey!!!Spidey!!!
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** Course, turns it was all part of my big plan that had me as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) and Death at my side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.

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** Course, turns it was all part of my big plan that had me as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) and Death at my side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.deserves.
*Once, I was in hell with Mephisto, because of a deal and he let me go because I talk too much. Let me explain this: Mephisto found me so annoying he break a deal just to nrever deal with me again. Take that spidey!!!
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Y'know, pretty much any- and everything I do is a [=CMoA=]. We had to move examples from ''Awesome/CableAndDeadpool'' to their own page to make room.

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''Awesome/CableAndDeadpool'' to their has its own page to make room.page.



!! '''Of course, this being an Awesome Moments page, that means one thing: [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff unmarked spoilers]], and lots of 'em! [[Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned Don't say I didn't warn ya!]]'''
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* ''Deadpool: The End'' has me doing all sorts of crazy shit, but here's the starter. The universe is falling to pieces, all the big heroes and villains are trapped and unable to stop me (except Spidey, who I brought back all the girls he likes) and me gonna kill ''Death'' herself. Why? Why would I all of this? ''For Ellie.'' So what if she was dying of old age and lived to 96?! She dies while someone like me lives?! I wasn't gonna take that. I wasn't gonna lose Ellie and I was willing to ''chokehold the universe'' so she doesn't die.

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* ''Deadpool: The End'' has me doing all sorts of crazy shit, but here's the starter. The universe is falling to pieces, all the big heroes and villains are trapped and unable to stop me or neutralized (except Spidey, who I brought back all the girls he likes) three big lady loves of his life) and me gonna kill ''Death'' herself. Why? Why would I all of this? ''For Ellie.'' So what if she was dying of old age and lived to 96?! She dies while someone like me lives?! I wasn't gonna take that. I wasn't gonna lose Ellie and even if I was willing to ''chokehold had to, in my own words, "put the universe'' so she doesn't die.universe in chokehold."

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** Granted, it's kinda mitigated by the fact she pointed out that if I knew all of this, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion why was I falling for a such a trick by a C-lister like Arcade?]] But yeah, we kinda made up and had fun (plus, she might be just a high schooler, but she packs a punch.)

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** Granted, it's kinda mitigated by the fact she pointed out that if I knew all of this, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion why was I falling for a such a trick by a C-lister like Arcade?]] But And yeah, it was awkward that I was about to kill a high-schooler, but we did kinda made make up and had fun (plus, she might be just a high schooler, but she packs a punch.)kick Arcade's ass so it's still pretty cool.



* ''Deadpool Vs Carnage'' was another high point in my awesome career, I decided (well the universe decided) I should fight Carnage, you know that NighInvulnerable sociopath who's so dangerous Spidey had to [[EnemyMine team up with Venom to take him down]], well it took about half a day but I [[VillainousBSOD broke that redneck,]] he may be crazy but nothings ever random in the Marvel Universe.

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* ''Deadpool Vs Carnage'' was another high point in my awesome career, I decided (well the universe decided) I should fight Carnage, you know that NighInvulnerable sociopath who's so dangerous Spidey had to [[EnemyMine team up with Venom to take him down]], well it took about half a day but I [[VillainousBSOD broke that redneck,]] he may be crazy but nothings ever random in the Marvel Universe.Universe.
* ''Deadpool: The End'' has me doing all sorts of crazy shit, but here's the starter. The universe is falling to pieces, all the big heroes and villains are trapped and unable to stop me (except Spidey, who I brought back all the girls he likes) and me gonna kill ''Death'' herself. Why? Why would I all of this? ''For Ellie.'' So what if she was dying of old age and lived to 96?! She dies while someone like me lives?! I wasn't gonna take that. I wasn't gonna lose Ellie and I was willing to ''chokehold the universe'' so she doesn't die.
** Course, turns it was all part of my big plan that had me as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) and Death at my side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.
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** Granted, it's kinda mitigated by the fact she pointed out that if I knew all of this, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion why was I falling for a such a trick by a C-lister like Arcade?]] But yeah, we kinda made up and had fun (plus, she might be just a high schooler, but she packs a punch.)
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* After what happen with my... ex-wife, I decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking I have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for the prime reason). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!

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* After what happen with my... ex-wife, I decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking I have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for the prime reason). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!epic!
* It must have been hard for the guys at Marvel to top ''Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe'' but they pulled it off with ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'', in the end every Deadpool Marvel's ever given us, including [[TheWorfEffect the one that killed the Marvel Universe]] [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain (but not]] [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine that one)]] had an all out brawl and only one survived, ME, so to summarize ''[[NormalFishInATinyPond A'' Deadpool]] is badass enough to kill [[WorldOfBadass the Marvel Universe]] and I'm the toughest Deadpool in the Multiverse, yeah.
* ''Deadpool Vs Carnage'' was another high point in my awesome career, I decided (well the universe decided) I should fight Carnage, you know that NighInvulnerable sociopath who's so dangerous Spidey had to [[EnemyMine team up with Venom to take him down]], well it took about half a day but I [[VillainousBSOD broke that redneck,]] he may be crazy but nothings ever random in the Marvel Universe.
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* After what happen with my... ex-wife, i decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for the prime reason, making a deal with that Collector jerk being the second). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!

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* After what happen with my... ex-wife, i I decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking I have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for the prime reason, making a deal with that Collector jerk being the second).reason). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!
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* After what happen with my... ex-wife, i decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking i have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for, the prime reason, making a deal with that Collector jerk being the second). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!

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* After what happen with my... ex-wife, i decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking i thinking have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for, for the prime reason, making a deal with that Collector jerk being the second). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!
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* After what happen with my... ex-wife, i decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking i have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kll for, the prime reason, making a deal with that collector jerk being the second). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in wasn't epic!

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* After what happen with my... ex-wife, i decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking i have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kll kill for, the prime reason, making a deal with that collector Collector jerk being the second). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!
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* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. 'I don't read Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.

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* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. 'I don't read Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.poser.
* After what happen with my... ex-wife, i decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking i have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kll for, the prime reason, making a deal with that collector jerk being the second). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in wasn't epic!
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* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. I don't read Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.

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* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. I 'I don't read Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.
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* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. I don't read Deadpool'.

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* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. I don't read Deadpool'.Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.
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* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and i decided to remind her who i was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck. That will show Ms. I don't read Deadpool'.

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* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and i I decided to remind her who i I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck.Duck comic. That will show Ms. I don't read Deadpool'.
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* In Deadpool: Too Soon, A guy who tried to hit on my wife decided to try and win her back via killing alot of people I posed with for my christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) I turn him to a eunuch and threaten to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.

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* In Deadpool: Too Soon, A guy who tried to hit on my wife decided to try and win her back via killing alot of people I posed with for my christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) I turn him to a eunuch and threaten to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.life.
* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and i decided to remind her who i was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck. That will show Ms. I don't read Deadpool'.
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* In Deadpool: Too Soon, A guy who tried to hit on my wife via killing alot of people I posed with for my christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) i turn him to a eunuch and threaten to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.

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* In Deadpool: Too Soon, A guy who tried to hit on my wife decided to try and win her back via killing alot of people I posed with for my christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) i I turn him to a eunuch and threaten to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.
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--->'''Messiah''': But... I bring serenity... Absolute contentment...\\

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--->'''Messiah''': -->'''Messiah''': But... I bring serenity... Absolute contentment...\\
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* At [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APc-ZaRZeuY the premiere]] of ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine'', ComicBook/{{MODOK}} tried to pressure me into telling a joke, even though I clearly wasn't in the mood. He continued to pester me, so I retold his origin as a BlackComedy! This might also double as a TakeThat to those who see my comics as nothing more than a bunch of gags.

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* At [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APc-ZaRZeuY the premiere]] of ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine'', ComicBook/{{MODOK}} tried to pressure me into telling a joke, even though I clearly wasn't in the mood. He continued to pester me, so I retold his origin as a BlackComedy! This might also double as a TakeThat to those who see my comics as nothing more than a bunch of gags.gags.
* In Deadpool: Too Soon, A guy who tried to hit on my wife via killing alot of people I posed with for my christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) i turn him to a eunuch and threaten to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.
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* For example, in Deadpool #900, I deliver a BreakThemByTalking to a psychiatrist who used his position to abuse his patients... one of them being a 16 year old girl. I then cut his head off. No biggie. The awesome part? During the whole time I was in the room with the guy, my thought bubbles didn't talk to me, meaning the incident with the girl really hit home. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I was utterly focused on killing the guy.]]

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* For example, in Deadpool #900, I deliver a BreakThemByTalking to a psychiatrist who used his position to abuse his patients... one of them being a 16 year old girl. I then cut his head off. No biggie. The awesome part? During the whole time I was in the room with the guy, my thought bubbles didn't talk to me, meaning the incident with the girl really hit home. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I was was]] [[TranquilFury utterly focused focused]] [[PapaWolf on killing the guy.]]
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-->'''Bullseye''': Okay. Yeah, I admit it. That was [[SymbolSwearing #@$%in']] ''awesome''.
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-->'''Me:'''I really hate that video. I get my butt kicked by that cheap dark fireball-spamming [[MultiversalConqueror Dormammu]]. Laaaame. Next one's better.

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* I shot Zombie President UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt in the head.

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* [[http://ninegrid.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dudepeel.jpg I shot shot]] Zombie President UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt in the head.
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* No one suggests a PG-13 ''Deadpool'' movie and gets away with it! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEkqZxLyrg Not even]] [[Series/SavedByTheBell Slater]]!

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* No one suggests a PG-13 ''Deadpool'' movie and gets away with it! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEkqZxLyrg Not even]] [[Series/SavedByTheBell Slater]]!Slater]]!
* At [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APc-ZaRZeuY the premiere]] of ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine'', ComicBook/{{MODOK}} tried to pressure me into telling a joke, even though I clearly wasn't in the mood. He continued to pester me, so I retold his origin as a BlackComedy! This might also double as a TakeThat to those who see my comics as nothing more than a bunch of gags.
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* No one suggests a PG-13 ''Deadpool'' movie and gets away with it! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEkqZxLyrg Not even]] [[Series/SavedByTheBell Slater]]!
* Speaking of the movie, there's a scene where I shoot three guys in the head ''[[OneHitPolykill with one bullet]]''.

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* No one suggests a PG-13 ''Deadpool'' movie and gets away with it! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEkqZxLyrg Not even]] [[Series/SavedByTheBell Slater]]!
* Speaking of the movie, there's a scene where I shoot three guys in the head ''[[OneHitPolykill with one bullet]]''.
Slater]]!
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* Speaking of the movie, there's a scene where I shoot three guys in the head ''[[OneHitPollykill with one bullet]]''

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* Speaking of the movie, there's a scene where I shoot three guys in the head ''[[OneHitPollykill ''[[OneHitPolykill with one bullet]]''bullet]]''.
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* No one suggests a PG-13 ''Deadpool'' movie and gets away with it! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEkqZxLyrg Not even]] [[Series/SavedByTheBell Slater]]!

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* No one suggests a PG-13 ''Deadpool'' movie and gets away with it! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEkqZxLyrg Not even]] [[Series/SavedByTheBell Slater]]!Slater]]!
* Speaking of the movie, there's a scene where I shoot three guys in the head ''[[OneHitPollykill with one bullet]]''
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Not very awesome for people who think the cinema has become oversaturated with comic book adaptations (not that I mind)


* Hey! Guess who's got a movie coming out in 2016?! That's right this guy!!
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* Bullsye is sent after me, the great Deadpool, one last time (and in Hawkeye's costume, [[DarkAvengers for some bizarre reason]]). And [[http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bullseye+ain+t+got+shit+on+Deadpool_e691c0_3928647.jpg this happens]].

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* Bullsye is sent after me, the great Deadpool, one last time (and in Hawkeye's costume, [[DarkAvengers [[ComicBook/DarkAvengers for some bizarre reason]]). And [[http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bullseye+ain+t+got+shit+on+Deadpool_e691c0_3928647.jpg this happens]].

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