History ArsonMurderAndJaywalking / WebComics

::: Best part, this is completely in character for V, who is very rapidly showing just how distant, calculating, and TrueNeutral (s)he actually is.

** The suggestion from an Imp that [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0625.html Vaarsuvius add a little virgin's blood to his spell casting s/he objects to the idea]]:

** [[http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20091001.html "I bet they grow their hair into little horns, and they offer live sacrifices to appease their Naked Master. And they don't let you have a television in your room."]]

* In ''WebComic/StandStillStaySilent'', we get to see one of Lalli's dreams right before he awakes from a PowerStrainBlackOut induced DeepSleep. In it, there is no more LanguageBarrier between himself and the rest of the team (he usually relies on his cousin as a TranslatorBuddy), so he can understand his good friend asking him to wake up, his commander praising him for the effort that caused the DeepSleep in the first place and the TeamChef promising to make a feast to celebrate. The contribution of the not-much-liked-by-Lalli stowaway to this ideal scenario? Admitting that [[LongHairedPrettyBoy his very long hair and somewhat messy hair]] is "super dumb" and promising to cut it all off.

---> I plugged in this lamp and my dog went rigid, spoke a sentence of perfect Akkadian, and then was hurled sideways through the picture window. ''Even worse, it's one of those lamps where the switch is on the cord.''

* Recent ads for ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'' promoted it as "Drugs. Murder. Politics."
** And during one outing, Axel killed a fat man, slit a Chuck E Cheese employee's throat with a pizza cutter...and switched ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' [=DVDs=] with ''Film/SawII''.

** [[http://www.xkcd.com/1036/ In a more recent comic,]] Randall compares the difference between before and after online product reviews. The AltText reads:

* From ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', the suggestion from an Imp that [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0625.html Vaarsuvius add a little virgin's blood to his spell casting s/he objects to the idea]]:
--> '''Vaarsuvius:''' That is reprehensible, depraved, and most importantly, highly impractical given our current location.
** Best part, this is completely in character for V, who is very rapidly showing just how distant, calculating, and TrueNeutral (s)he actually is.

** [[ComedicSociopathy Bangladesh DuPree]] upon learning that she can kill anyone while guarding the Baron, rattles off a list of killing tools to Gil, wondering if she can use any of them. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070718 The list]] included a knife, a magic wand, an axe... and a piece of cheese. Now there's a girl who loves her boss, uh [[PsychoForHire job]].

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Example on page 332:
-->[[spoiler:'''Jill''']]: If she wants to come out of hiding she's going to be confronted with [[http://itsadinosaur.com/comic/dino_332/ politics, religion, and favorite movies]] like the rest of us.

* [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=637 Three demons]] summoned in ''Webcomic/SequentialArt''. Gra'Sha'Nuul: defiler of graves. Sabba'Dez'Na: that of fetid waters. Creator/UweBoll: whose touch turns all to poo.

** The mayor once threatened Sam as follows: "I'll rip his tentacles off! I'll boil him in pudding and drive a stake of mistletoe through his heart! I'll have him tied to a post and forced to attend every budget meeting for the next century!"

* In ''WebComic/StandStillStaySilent'', we get to see one of Lalli's dreams right before he awakes from a PowerStrainBlackOut induced DeepSleep. In it, there is no more LanguageBarrier between himself and the rest of the team (he usually relies on his cousin as a TranslatorBuddy), so he can understand his good friend telling to wake him up, his commander praising him for the effort that caused the DeepSleep in the first place and the TeamChef promising to make a feast to celebrate. The contribution of the not-much-liked-by-Lalli stowaway to this ideal scenario? Admitting that [[LongHairedPrettyBoy his]] somewhat messy RapunzelHair is "super dumb" and promising to cut it all off.

* In ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'', the [[http://www.xkcd.com/887/ future predictions for 2100]] end with: "Rainforests mostly gone due to climate shifts", "All coral reefs gone" and "Gillette introduces 14 bladed razor".

* One ''Pop Culture Shock Therapy'' strip has the witch from ''{{Hansel and Gretel}}'' excitedly looking at Jeffrey Dahmer's entry on Match.com, which reads, "Interests: Luring people to my house to kill, cook, and eat them; Golf". Interestingly enough, besides the obvious parallels, there's a bag of golf clubs labeled "Titleist" in the house.

-->'''Dan:''' [[EldritchAbomination Look at that thing.]] It probably ate a puppy for breakfast right before it burned down an orphanage and talked loudly on a cell phone at a restaurant.

* In ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' [[MadScientist Kevyn]]'s list of crimes includes treason, high treason, and grand spamming (the only charge that could stick). But considering that spammers are considered lower than pedophiles by the 31st century and he sent the teraport blue-prints to almost a third of the galaxy it's kind of a subversion.

* [[http://starmen.net/vote/vote.php?id=23189 This exchange]] from the Earthbound fan comic ''TheChosenFour'':

* PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi has the crowd at the convention center saying: "They've blocked all the exits!" "We're trapped!" "We're all gonna die!" "Stop pushing! Stop pushing! For God's sakes stop pushing!" "Oh God I dropped my contact lens!"

* In ''WebComic/StandStillStaySilent'', we get to see one of Lalli's dreams right before he awakes from a PowerStrainBlackOut induced DeepSleep. In it, there is no more LanguageBarrier between himself and the rest of the team (he usually relies on his cousin as a TranslatorBuddy), so he can hear his good friend wake him up, his commander praising him for the effort that caused the DeepSleep in the first place and the TeamChef promising to make a feast to celebrate. The contribution of the not-much-liked stowaway to this ideal scenario? Admitting that his somewhat messy RapunzelHair is "super dumb" and promising to cut it all off.

* In ''WebComic/StandStillStaySilent'', we get to see one of Lalli's dreams right before he awakes from a PowerStrainBlackOut induced DeepSleep. In it, there is no more LanguageBarrier between himself and the rest of the team (he usually relies on his cousin as a TranslatorBuddy), so he can hear his good friend wake him up, his commander praising him for the effort that causes the DeepSleep in the first place and the TeamChef promising to make a feast to celebrate. The contribution of the not-much-liked stowaway to this scenario? Admitting that his somewhat messy RapunzelHair is "super dumb" and promising to cut it all off.

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* ''Webcomic/MenInHats'': [[http://meninhats.com/d/20021016.html Oh no, the off topic!]]

* Dark goddess Shub Megawrath of ''{{Bruno the Bandit}}'''s high school class project was to destroy the world. With a lot of help from fellow demon [[spoiler:Archio]], she blotted out the sun, made the dead rise to devour the flesh of the living, made milk go sour before its "Best before" date, and made the stars fall from the sky and destroy cities. These were mentioned in that exact order.

* [[http://boymeetsboy.keenspot.com/d/20020406.html This strip]] of ''BoyMeetsBoy'':