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* When Jake asks the class why the Animorphs won against the Yeerks in ''Slaughterhouse-Five'', most of the students respond with a lot of military jargon... and then the last one says "courage and pluck."

* In ''[[Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}} Back to the Future]]'', Tom describes Jake at his most intimidating as being able to make war-princes cry, top-ranked vissers beg for mercy, and people like his family forget what an incredible dork he was the rest of the time.

* In "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/33825400/chapters/84092776 When Demon Hunters Meet the Arrow]]", after [[Series/Supernatural Dean and Sam]] have explained their history to [[Series/{{Arrow}} Oliver Queen's associates]], Laurel is awed to learn that angels are real, Roy is stunned to hear that Sam started the Apocalypse and was briefly host to the Devil, Thea is incredulous that Dean has been to Hell and Purgatory, and Sin... is just shocked that Sam had sex with a demon and a werewolf.

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* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13025068/1/Trigger-Happy Trigger Happy]]'', Thomas loses is temper with the men who have been shooting the engines of Sodor:

---->'''Vriska:''' He's whiny, wimpy, helpless, stupid, and a shitty rapper!

* Invokted in ''Fanfic/LeftBeyond'' by the Foreman after activating the sonic weapon to delay the Apocalypse by a crucial few minutes: "Since we're doing show trials today: Jesus, King of Israel, You stand accused before humanity of gross genocide, perjury, property damage totaling in the trillions, and jaywalking with a farm animal when you crossed through earlier. You have the necessity to remain silent, but we're reading your lips. How do you plead?"

--> '''Sabine''': The ''window''? It’s almost freezing at night and your room is on the first floor! You’ll break your necks one of these days! Next time, you sneak out of the front door or at least a ground floor window like normal people!

-->'''Emmeline Vance:''' Sirius Black is a cad of terrible quality. He's foul-mouthed, inappropriate, completely offensive in any situation and he has a tiny prick!

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11281564/1/ The Pirate's Soldier]]'', when [[Anime/TenchiMuyo Mihoshi]] arrives on Earth, she makes a list of the multiple charges the Galaxy Police has against Ryoko: piracy, robbery, fraud, smuggling, destruction of government property, defacement of cultural artifacts and icons, highjacking, theft of police and military property... and indecent exposure. [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Heero]] and Ayeka take notice on the last one. Ryoko amusedly and shamelessly admits [[DistractedByTheSexy her body comes in handy to distract people.]]

* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7239383/3/National_Security National Security]]'', [[Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia America]] is mildly miffed at whoever decided he should go into hiding after he ends up with [[Series/WhiteCollar Neal]] [[GentlemanThief Caffrey]] on the grounds he could have been stuck with an actual bad guy like a murderer or a rapist or a non-taxpayer.

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* [[http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=55843350#t55843350 This]] ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' KinkMeme fill shows the nations' meeting expenses; they spent thousands and thousands of dollars on everything from strippers to long-distance phone calls to [[NoodleImplements tweezers]], and then one dollar and fifty cents on gum.

* In a ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''/''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' crossover fanfic, ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7441275/1/ Broken Faith]]'' by [=Kur0Kishi=] has this as well in a side mission unrelated to the main plot.

--> "How does [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Yukari]] know about [[VideoGame/StarCraft the Xel'Naga]]? What [[TheChessmaster could she be planning]]? Why is she so obsessed with the idea of [[HasTwoMommies Chen being her and Ran's daughter]]?

* ''FanFic/MystarasLittlePoniesFriendshipIsAdventuring'': The list of crimes Marcus (or rather, his alternate identity Eric of Vestland) is charged with in chapter 3:

* ''FanFic/AShadowOfTheTitans'':

* ''[[FanFic/AdoptedDisplaced Fortresshy: The Nine Fathers]]'': At one point, the following threat is made, via letter:

* In ''FanFic/TheStoryToEndAllStories'', when listing potential suspects, Penny Pringle mentions such well-known villains as ComicBook/LexLuthor and [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]] along with Clifford Daniels, the sadistic 10-year-old from ''{{Film/Clifford}}''.

* To quote Jamie in ''FanFic/FantasyOfUtterRidiculousness:''

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12856057/1/Deadpool-Announces-Hit-the-Mark Deadpool Announces Hit the Mark]]'' shows Deadpool on [[Series/{{Arrow}} Lian Yu]] as Oliver's trainer. It then cuts to a ''second'' Deadpool wearing heavy body padding and a pink wig ("Tumblrpool") typing at a computer. In a [[{{TakeThat}} clear jab]] at the crazier members of the ''Series/{{Arrow}}'' fandom...

* During ''FanFic/YouGotHaruhiRolled'''s court case arc, [[JerkAss Haruhi]] is on trial. When listing her charges, the prosecutor plays with this trope: Haruhi is accused of thievery (the most serious on the list, but mentioned first), being stupid and an asshole, as well as pushing a random passerby. This last one is treated as severe as the others, because Haruhi is unfortunate enough to be in a KangarooCourt.

* ''FanFic/{{Hivefled}}'': The warnings page lists death, rape, incest, torture, body horror, [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]], [[MummiesAtTheDinnerTable necrophilia]], and "dubious use of buckets". ItMakesSenseInContext, though; said "dubious use" involves BizarreAlienBiology and [[{{Squick}} forced incestuous reproduction]].

* ''FanFic/ShadowsAwakening'': When Jade is listing reasons she shouldn't trust [[EnemyWithin the Queen]], she mentions how the Queen tried to ally herself with Shendu, kill Jackie, how the Queen antagonized everyone, and finally, [[FashionVictimVillain the Queen's sense of fashion (or lack thereof)]].

* ''FanFic/ThoseLackingSpines'': "Organization XIII was not a nice group of sort-of-kind-of-former people. They toyed with minds, they twisted relationships, they used lives as tools, they manipulated innocents, they spread chaos, they captured hearts, they lengthened the lines at the DMV and they commanded Heartless."

* Invokted in ''FanFic/LeftBeyond'' by the Foreman after activating the sonic weapon to delay the Apocalypse by a crucial few minutes: "Since we're doing show trials today: Jesus, King of Israel, You stand accused before humanity of gross genocide, perjury, property damage totaling in the trillions, and jaywalking with a farm animal when you crossed through earlier. You have the necessity to remain silent, but we're reading your lips. How do you plead?"

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* In FanFic/TalesFromTheOtherRailway, some of the Thin Git's crimes are unpaid parking tickets, uncompensated property damage, and unapologetic name calling.

* During [[GoodIsNotNice Peter Wisdom's]] tirade against [[DirtyCoward Fudge]] in ''Fanfic/ChildOfTheStorm,''he expresses a desire to see Fudge up on charges for "treason, criminal negligence, and being a [[PrecisionFStrike f**ing]] idiot."

* This moment from ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2107570/1/Lord-of-Caer-Azkaban Lord of Caer Azkaban]]'':

* In ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7207871/1/Meet_The_Godparents Meet the Godparents]]'', Harry is nervous about meeting Ron's Aunt Muriel and tries to joke about it.

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** ''FanFic/{{Hivefled}}'': The warnings page lists death, rape, incest, torture, body horror, [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]], [[MummiesAtTheDinnerTable necrophilia]], and "dubious use of buckets". ItMakesSenseInContext, though; said "dubious use" involves BizarreAlienBiology and [[{{Squick}} forced incestuous reproduction]].
** Shows up a lot in ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/980776/chapters/1931119 Moirallegiance Is Science]]'':
*** Starting with the author's listed warnings of swearing, (mention of) [[BizarreAlienReproduction buckets]], [[HeterosexualLifePartners no homo]], and BreakingTheFourthWall.

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* In ''{{Fanfic/Spellbound}}'', Marinette's mother scolds Adrien and Felix for sneaking out of their bathroom window to come and visit - not because they're defying their father, but because it's a long way down.

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* When Naruto is introducing and mentioning things about himself after [[TimeTravel time traveling]] in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5496758/3/Time-MixUp Time MixUp]]'', he says he dislikes "traitorous, revenge obsessed bastards who decide to destroy an entire village because of the actions of a couple of its citizens, and the three minute wait for my instant ramen to be ready."

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* Multiple examples from the ''Manga/OnePiece'' SelfInsertFic ''FanFic/ThisBites'':

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* In ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Fragmentation Fragmentation]]'', Captain-General Janos Marik confronts the temporary stand-in for [[PathOfInspiration ComStar's]] ambassador while he was off planet about a series of 'rumors' about their organisation. Rumors that are all absolutely true.

--->'''Trixie:''' I called your mane a rat's nest, goaded you into a rigged contest, turned your hair into a disgusting green mess, humiliated you in front of the entire town, and then bragged about doing it! And before that I publicly humiliated two of your best friends!\\

--->''Octavia hesitated as she looked around the cramped apartment. Piles of unwashed clothes lay everywhere, which was odd as Vinyl had never worn clothes in the short time Octavia knew her. The sink was filled with messy dishes, which Octavia suspected were several days, if not weeks, old. The walls were cracked, the ceiling was leaking in a few rooms, and the carpet didn’t match the drapes.''

-->'''Popplio:''' We're taking you in for illegal possession of explosives, illegal detonation of explosives, gross property damage, theft in the first degree, terrorizing citizens, and interrupting our dinner!

* In ''FanFic/BringMeAllYourElderly'', Iroh brings up what could result from meddling between two separate realities: "injuries, death, the end of the universe as we know it, badly written teenage drama... The possibilities are endless."

---> ''Janos'': Rumors that [=ComStar=] is experimenting with [[GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul drugs to pacify entire populations]], that [=ComStar=] intends to recreate the Terran Hegemony with itself as the ruling party, that it was responsible for [[MythologyGag that recent nasty pirate affair between the Lyrans and the Combine]], and, of course, the deeply disturbing slander that [=ComStar=] is [[CallForward conducting human experimentation to produce]] SuperSoldiers for the [=ComGuard=]. That the Primus intends to recreate the Star League with himself as the First Lord. And, of course, the usual age-old accusations that [=ComStar=] reads the mail we send that they might profit from private communications. Such base rumors about the [[BlatantLies noble couriers]] who carry our mail never seem to die. Human nature, I suppose.

* During [[GoodIsNotNice Peter Wisdom's]] tirade against [[DirtyCoward Fudge]] in ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,''he expresses a desire to see Fudge up on charges for "treason, criminal negligence, and being a [[PrecisionFStrike f**ing]] idiot."

* In ''Fanfic/TheOfficialFanfictionUniversityOfMiddleEarth'': "Sauron would going to roast her for breakfast. He would make her grow long pointy nails. He would flunk her." (OK, the latter might be pretty bad for a fangirl, who'd have to leave Middle-Earth.)

* ''FanFic/MegaManRecut'': Proto Man’s list of crimes in the first chapter ends with "defacement of a public statue". Sadly, this was not foreshadowing for Mega-Pinocchio's Abraham Lincoln incident.

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* Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn states in the Terms of Service: "Unless it violates some other policy, we will not remove Content for offensiveness, no matter how awful, repugnant, or badly spelled we may personally find that content to be." and "You understand that using the Archive may expose you to material that is offensive, erroneous, sexually explicit, indecent, blasphemous, objectionable, or badly spelled."

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* In ''Slut-Raven (a NSFW ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' story on [=AdultFanFiction.org=]), Raven's rant against her alternate self ends with this:
-->'''Raven:''' She’s ruining my reputation, destroying the team dynamic, provoking emotions and thoughts that shouldn’t exist, and, worst of all, she likes to take it UP THE BUTT.

* In the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/600401 The Importance of Being Mostly Human]]'', Willikins lists some of the father-son activities shared by Sam Vimes and Young Sam as including "fishing for eldritch horrors in the Ankh, [[Discworld/{{Snuff}} upturning country legal systems]], [and] tiddly-winks".