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* "Literature/HoratioHornblower": Ship of the line features the sentence "He yearned and hungered for men, more passionately than ever a miser desired gold, or a lover his mistress." Ostensibly, this is about Hornblower trying to find a crew for his ship, but with all the Trope/HoYay between him and Mr. Bush, one wonders.
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* ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel'': "The Deafening Hug" features a scene with a brother a sister hugging. The brother describes his sister in such unintentionally erotic terms, that the reader can only infer incestuous subtext.
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* ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel'': "The Deafening Hug" features a scene with a brother and a sister hugging. The brother describes his sister in such unintentionally erotic terms, that the reader can only infer incestuous subtext.
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** Special mention has to go to Orik's parents: Either Creator/ChristopherPaolini [[CriticalResearchFailure doesn't know what "the pox" actually means to a medieval person]], or he was GettingCrapPastTheRadar (at a really bad time) when Orik says his parents died of the pox. Historically (and certainly in the High Mediaeval era that Inheritance is allegedly set in), "the pox" meant syphilis. Yes, ''that'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis Syphilis]]. Paolini put a reference to sexually transmitted disease in the middle of what was supposed to be a sad and moving scene. Something you aren't telling us about [[ReallyGetsAround mum and dad]], Orik?
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** Special mention has to go to Orik's parents: Either Creator/ChristopherPaolini [[CriticalResearchFailure doesn't know what "the pox" actually means to a medieval person]], person, or he was GettingCrapPastTheRadar (at a really bad time) when Orik says his parents died of the pox. Historically (and certainly in the High Mediaeval era that Inheritance is allegedly set in), "the pox" meant syphilis. Yes, ''that'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis Syphilis]]. Paolini put a reference to sexually transmitted disease in the middle of what was supposed to be a sad and moving scene. Something you aren't telling us about [[ReallyGetsAround mum and dad]], Orik?
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* Chapter 21 of ''Literature/{{Loser}}'' is titled "Something Hard and Thorny:. Doesn't help that he's entering the house of an old lady he barely knows.
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* Chapter 21 of ''Literature/{{Loser}}'' is titled "Something Hard and Thorny:.Thorny". Doesn't help that he's entering the house of an old lady he barely knows.
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* ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'': This bit, when taken out of context: ''But there they found Faramir, still dreaming in his fever, lying upon the table. Wood was piled under it, and high all about it, and all was drenched with oil, even the garments of Faramir and the coverlets; but as yet no fire had been set to the fuel. Then Gandalf revealed the strength that lay hid in him; even as the light of his power was hidden under his grey mantle. He leaped up on to the faggots, and raising the sick man lightly he sprang down again, and bore him towards the door. But as he did so Faramir moaned and called on his father in his dream.''
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* ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'': ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'':
** This bit, when taken out of context: ''But there they found Faramir, still dreaming in his fever, lying upon the table. Wood was piled under it, and high all about it, and all was drenched with oil, even the garments of Faramir and the coverlets; but as yet no fire had been set to the fuel. Then Gandalf revealed the strength that lay hid in him; even as the light of his power was hidden under his grey mantle. He leaped up on to the faggots, and raising the sick man lightly he sprang down again, and bore him towards the door. But as he did so Faramir moaned and called on his father in his dream.''''
** Samwise's poem, "The Stone Troll"
--->"Tom’s leg is game, since home he came,\\
And his bootless foot is lasting lame;\\
But Troll don’t care, and he’s still there\\
With the bone he boned from its owner.\\
Doner! Boner!\\
Troll’s old seat is still the same,\\
And the bone he boned from its owner!"
** This bit, when taken out of context: ''But there they found Faramir, still dreaming in his fever, lying upon the table. Wood was piled under it, and high all about it, and all was drenched with oil, even the garments of Faramir and the coverlets; but as yet no fire had been set to the fuel. Then Gandalf revealed the strength that lay hid in him; even as the light of his power was hidden under his grey mantle. He leaped up on to the faggots, and raising the sick man lightly he sprang down again, and bore him towards the door. But as he did so Faramir moaned and called on his father in his dream.
** Samwise's poem, "The Stone Troll"
--->"Tom’s leg is game, since home he came,\\
And his bootless foot is lasting lame;\\
But Troll don’t care, and he’s still there\\
With the bone he boned from its owner.\\
Doner! Boner!\\
Troll’s old seat is still the same,\\
And the bone he boned from its owner!"
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** Edward says he bit a pillow while consummating their marriage. Granted, they're both a little inexperienced, but still...
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* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p3/ this little joke]] at #8 (slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory).
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* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo [[InnocentFanserviceGuy going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p3/ this little joke]] at #8 (slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory).
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-->''Oh, the joy of being able to cram large pieces of something sweet and solid into one's mouth!''
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--> '''Oreg:'''"You are more tense than [your stallion] in the presence of a mare."
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--> '''Oreg:'''"You '''Oreg:''' You are more tense than [your stallion] in the presence of a mare."
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** In ''Cold Days'', there's an in-universe example: Molly is bandaging Harry's wounds and asks him to take his shirt off.
-->'''Harry:''' Not until you buy me dinner.
** In ''Skin Game'', Harry says (with regard to the political trouble Lara Raith is stirring up) "Alright, I'll put her on my to-do list, then."
-->'''Harry:''' Not until you buy me dinner.
** In ''Skin Game'', Harry says (with regard to the political trouble Lara Raith is stirring up) "Alright, I'll put her on my to-do list, then."
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** In ''Cold Days'', ''Literature/ColdDays'', there's an in-universe example: Molly is bandaging Harry's wounds and asks him to take his shirt off.
-->'''Harry:''' --->'''Harry:''' Not until you buy me dinner.
** In''Skin Game'', ''Literature/SkinGame'', Harry says (with regard to the political trouble Lara Raith is stirring up) up), "Alright, I'll put her on my to-do list, then."
** In
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* As one reviewer of ''Literature/TheGloveOfDarthVader'' pointed out, "Mount Yoda" sounds more like an instruction from a SlashFic than a location.
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--> '''Murtagh:''' I will not expose myself to your probing!
-->'''Narration:''' When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurt everywhere – Brom had not been gentle with his stick.
-->'''Narration:''' When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurt everywhere – Brom had not been gentle with his stick.
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--> '''Murtagh:''' I will not expose myself to your probing!
-->'''Narration:'''probing!\\\
'''Narration:''' When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurteverywhere – Brom everywhere--Brom had not been gentle with his stick.
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'''Narration:''' When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurt
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-->"The clock struck eight strokes. It aroused him; he uncrossed his legs, sat erect, turned to me."
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--> '''Stephen Fry''': ...and a man who [[ItMakesSenseInContext ejaculated out of a second-storey window]].
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--> '''Watson/Narrator''': ''I blinked up at him in some surprise, and perhaps just a little resentment, for I was myself [[ADateWithRosiePalms regular in my habits]].''
--> '''Sherlock''': Very sorry to [[HaveAGayOldTime knock you up]], Watson, but it's the common lot this morning. Mrs Hudson has been knocked up, she retorted upon me, and I on you.
--> '''Sherlock''': Very sorry to [[HaveAGayOldTime knock you up]], Watson, but it's the common lot this morning. Mrs Hudson has been knocked up, she retorted upon me, and I on you.
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** To some people, Creator/TimothyZahn's frequent use of [[BodyMotifs hands]] in names and titles seem like [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation references]]. [[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy Mara Jade]] is the Emperor's Hand, and she wasn't the only one. [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Thrawn had a secret hand]], which in turn was part of the [[Literature/OutboundFlight Empire of the Hand]]. Five deserting stormtroopers became the Hand of Judgment. Then there's this bit from ''Literature/{{Allegiance}}'', where Mara Jade speaks to Darth Vader. Without context it certainly doesn't sound like she's talking about commanding stormtroopers.
-->'''Mara Jade:''' You have the entire Five-Oh-First. [Also known as Vader's Fist] You certainly won't begrudge me my Hand of Judgment.
** To some people, Creator/TimothyZahn's frequent use of [[BodyMotifs hands]] in names and titles seem like [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation references]]. [[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy Mara Jade]] is the Emperor's Hand, and she wasn't the only one. [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Thrawn had a secret hand]], which in turn was part of the [[Literature/OutboundFlight Empire of the Hand]]. Five deserting stormtroopers became the Hand of Judgment. Then there's this bit from ''Literature/{{Allegiance}}'', where Mara Jade speaks to Darth Vader. Without context it certainly doesn't sound like she's talking about commanding stormtroopers.
-->'''Mara Jade:''' You have the entire Five-Oh-First. [Also known as Vader's Fist] You certainly won't begrudge me my Hand of Judgment.
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* Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse
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** As one reviewer of ''Literature/TheGloveOfDarthVader'' pointed out, "Mount Yoda" sounds more like an instruction from a SlashFic than a location.
** To some people, Creator/TimothyZahn's frequent use of [[BodyMotifs hands]] in names and titles seem like [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation references]]. [[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy Mara Jade]] is the Emperor's Hand, and she wasn't the only one. [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Thrawn had a secret hand]], which in turn was part of the [[Literature/OutboundFlight Empire of the Hand]]. Five deserting stormtroopers became the Hand of Judgment. Then there's this bit from''Literature/{{Allegiance}}'', ''Literature/StarWarsAllegiance'', where Mara Jade speaks to Darth Vader. Without context it certainly doesn't sound like she's talking about commanding stormtroopers.
-->'''Mara --->'''Mara Jade:''' You have the entire Five-Oh-First. [Also known as Vader's Fist] You certainly won't begrudge me my Hand of Judgment.
** As one reviewer of ''Literature/TheGloveOfDarthVader'' pointed out, "Mount Yoda" sounds more like an instruction from a SlashFic than a location.
** To some people, Creator/TimothyZahn's frequent use of [[BodyMotifs hands]] in names and titles seem like [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation references]]. [[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy Mara Jade]] is the Emperor's Hand, and she wasn't the only one. [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Thrawn had a secret hand]], which in turn was part of the [[Literature/OutboundFlight Empire of the Hand]]. Five deserting stormtroopers became the Hand of Judgment. Then there's this bit from
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* One of the Biggles books is called ''Biggles Takes It Rough''. Biggles also once had a plane called the Willie Willie.
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* One of the Biggles Literature/{{Biggles}} books is called ''Biggles Takes It Rough''. Biggles also once had a plane called the Willie Willie.
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* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', one night of sleeping at the campfire, Ward sits up, unable to sleep, and Oreg thinks he's nervous and needs someone to talk. (The two are the only ones who are awake at that moment). What he says is snigger-worthy, considering the already present HoYay between the two of them, and the fact that Ward is so strained because of an emotional conversation between the two:
--> '''Oreg:'''"You are more tense than [your stallion] in the presence of a mare"
--> '''Oreg:'''"You are more tense than [your stallion] in the presence of a mare"
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* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', one night of sleeping at the campfire, Ward sits up, unable to sleep, and Oreg thinks he's nervous and needs someone to talk. talk to. (The two are the only ones who are awake at that moment). moment.) What he says is snigger-worthy, considering the already present HoYay between the two of them, and the fact that Ward is so strained because of an emotional conversation between the two:
--> '''Oreg:'''"You are more tense than [your stallion] in the presence of amare"mare."
--> '''Oreg:'''"You are more tense than [your stallion] in the presence of a
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* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p3/ this little joke]] at #8 (Slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory.)
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* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p3/ this little joke]] at #8 (Slightly (slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory.)self-explanatory).
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** Special mention has to go to Orik's parents: Either Creator/ChristopherPaolini [[CriticalResearchFailure doesn't know what "the pox" actually means to a mediaeval person]], or he was GettingCrapPastTheRadar (at a really bad time) when Orik says his parents died of the pox. Historically (and certainly in the High Mediaeval era that Inheritance is allegedly set in), "the pox" meant syphilis. Yes, ''that'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis Syphilis]]. Paolini put a reference to sexually transmitted disease in the middle of what was supposed to be a sad and moving scene. Something you aren't telling us about [[ReallyGetsAround mum and dad]], Orik?
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** Special mention has to go to Orik's parents: Either Creator/ChristopherPaolini [[CriticalResearchFailure doesn't know what "the pox" actually means to a mediaeval medieval person]], or he was GettingCrapPastTheRadar (at a really bad time) when Orik says his parents died of the pox. Historically (and certainly in the High Mediaeval era that Inheritance is allegedly set in), "the pox" meant syphilis. Yes, ''that'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis Syphilis]]. Paolini put a reference to sexually transmitted disease in the middle of what was supposed to be a sad and moving scene. Something you aren't telling us about [[ReallyGetsAround mum and dad]], Orik?
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* Near the beginning of ''This Night's Foul Work'', by Fred Vargas, Adamsberg reminisces about one of his past experiences with Violette Retancourt, where they "had resolved their disputes through an exceptionally close contact during which the lieutenant and her commissaire had merged forever". The innuendo may not be quite unintentional, but at any rate, Adamsberg and Retancourt did not have sex ; [[spoiler:Retancourt hid Adamsberg from a whole brigade of Canadian policemen by having him climb on her back like a monkey while she wore nothing but a bathrobe... ItMakesSenseInContext.]]
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* Near the beginning of ''This Night's Foul Work'', by Fred Vargas, Adamsberg reminisces about one of his past experiences with Violette Retancourt, where they "had resolved their disputes through an exceptionally close contact during which the lieutenant and her commissaire had merged forever". The innuendo may not be quite unintentional, but at any rate, Adamsberg and Retancourt did not have sex ; sex; [[spoiler:Retancourt hid Adamsberg from a whole brigade of Canadian policemen by having him climb on her back like a monkey while she wore nothing but a bathrobe... ItMakesSenseInContext.]]
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* ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'' apparently had some of this. The word "ejaculated" is used in some scenes to represent forceful yelling (which was one of the original meanings of the term), which leads to some... rather weird scenes when [[ItMakesSenseInContext taken out of context]]. As Stephen Fry put it on QI,
--> '''Stephen Fry''': ... and a man who [[ItMakesSenseInContext ejaculated out of a second-storey window]].
--> '''Stephen Fry''': ... and a man who [[ItMakesSenseInContext ejaculated out of a second-storey window]].
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* ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'' apparently had some of this. The word "ejaculated" is used in some scenes to represent forceful yelling (which was one of the original meanings of the term), which leads to some... rather weird scenes when [[ItMakesSenseInContext taken out of context]]. As Stephen Fry put it on QI,
''Series/{{QI}}'':
--> '''Stephen Fry''': ... and a man who [[ItMakesSenseInContext ejaculated out of a second-storey window]].
--> '''Stephen Fry''': ...
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** For a serie about abstinence before marriage, the four (and half) books contains a '''lot''' of allusion to masturbation or sex. Such as in new Moon, where Bella's a bit afraid of climbing on Jacob's [[spoiler: bike]], she feels it vibrates between her legs and is amazed at how impressive it is. Not to mention all the times were her descripton of Edward makes us think she's quite happy down here.
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** For a serie series about abstinence before marriage, the four (and half) books contains a '''lot''' of allusion allusions to masturbation or sex. Such as in new Moon, ''New Moon'', where Bella's a bit afraid of climbing on Jacob's [[spoiler: bike]], [[spoiler:bike]], she feels it vibrates vibrate between her legs and is amazed at how impressive it is. Not to mention all the times were where her descripton description of Edward makes us think she's quite happy down here.there.
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** "...he hurled himself at the stick again, grabbing it in is jaws."
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* Literature/LoneWolf has at his disposal a Magi-magic spell known as Power Word, which he uses to project a concussive force by speaking the word "Gloar". But before he does so, the text describes how he opens his mouth and forms it into a distinctive O shape to prepare for the spell. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Oh dear.]]
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* ''Literature/HarryPotter''
** "...could see Draco banging his goblet on the table. [[CargoShip It was a sickening sight."]] The Italian translation managed to keep the double-entendre.
** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]'' opens with a scene in which Harry secretly plays with his wand in bed, and has to tell his aunt that no, he's not playing with his wand. As Cleolinda Jones put it "Ummmm..." "I KNOW!" It's even more dodgy in the film version, when Harry's Uncle Vernon keeps bursting into the room to find out what's going on. Vernon is played by Richard Griffiths, AKA [[Film/WithnailAndI Uncle Monty]].
** The name of [[UnfortunateNames Nymphadora Tonks]]. "Tonker" being a word popularized by ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' for a certain part of the anatomy, and "Nymphadora" sounding terribly similar to the word "nymphomania". Lampshaded by Tonks herself; she ''hates'' her first name.
** "People may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly."
** "He pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
** "Does he still think I entered myself?"
** There are at least two online lists of accidental innuendo in the books as put together by fans. [[http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/ One example (for books 3 and 5)]].
** "Was ... was it ''you-know-what'', darling? Did he use his - his ''thing?"''
** "I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --" "He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.
** The chant "HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF!", especially since Mrs. Weasley is wiping her face as they're chanting.
** Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed.\\
"You-- you--"\\
"Hermione--"\\
"--you and him!"\\
"Hermione, calm down--"\\
"I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--"\\
"Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--"
** "...when it [The Room Of Requirement] appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk."
** Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.
** Describing Viktor Krum's wand: "Rather thicker than one usually sees... quite rigid... ten and a quarter inches...". Then there's
--->"...You treat it regularly?"\\
"Polished it last night," said Cedric, grinning.\\
Harry hooked down at his own wand. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
** In ''Chamber of Secrets'', Percy's non-explanation to the trio about how Ginny walked in on him [[strike:[[AC:masturbating masturbating masturbating]]]] kissing his girlfriend.
*** The quote is: "Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was - well, never mind - the point it, she spotted me doing something and I, um, asked her not to mention it to anybody."
** "[Harry] contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione."
** "...another person was panting and coughing and staggering around. Hermione had come again, as she had come when the snake attacked..."
** "Snape!" [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]] Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating."
** "You mean we're not allowed to use magic!" Ron ejaculated loudly."
** "All the girls around Cho began doing it."
** The Finnish translation is about as rife with this as the originals, but special mention goes to The Goblet of Fire, since the Finnish word for "egg" (as in golden egg, an important plot item) happens to be a synonym for the male... "wand".
** A great deal of Accidental Innuendo consistently surrounds the Chamber of Secrets. The fact Harry enters the big cavernous, chamber with a wand and a sword. To top it off the only time anyone goes into the chamber it is one of the OfficialCouple (Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione).
* ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel'': "The Deafening Hug" features a scene with a brother a sister hugging. The brother describes his sister in such unintentionally erotic terms, that the reader can only infer incestuous subtext.[[invoked]]
** "...could see Draco banging his goblet on the table. [[CargoShip It was a sickening sight."]] The Italian translation managed to keep the double-entendre.
** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]'' opens with a scene in which Harry secretly plays with his wand in bed, and has to tell his aunt that no, he's not playing with his wand. As Cleolinda Jones put it "Ummmm..." "I KNOW!" It's even more dodgy in the film version, when Harry's Uncle Vernon keeps bursting into the room to find out what's going on. Vernon is played by Richard Griffiths, AKA [[Film/WithnailAndI Uncle Monty]].
** The name of [[UnfortunateNames Nymphadora Tonks]]. "Tonker" being a word popularized by ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' for a certain part of the anatomy, and "Nymphadora" sounding terribly similar to the word "nymphomania". Lampshaded by Tonks herself; she ''hates'' her first name.
** "People may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly."
** "He pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
** "Does he still think I entered myself?"
** There are at least two online lists of accidental innuendo in the books as put together by fans. [[http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/ One example (for books 3 and 5)]].
** "Was ... was it ''you-know-what'', darling? Did he use his - his ''thing?"''
** "I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --" "He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.
** The chant "HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF!", especially since Mrs. Weasley is wiping her face as they're chanting.
** Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed.\\
"You-- you--"\\
"Hermione--"\\
"--you and him!"\\
"Hermione, calm down--"\\
"I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--"\\
"Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--"
** "...when it [The Room Of Requirement] appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk."
** Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.
** Describing Viktor Krum's wand: "Rather thicker than one usually sees... quite rigid... ten and a quarter inches...". Then there's
--->"...You treat it regularly?"\\
"Polished it last night," said Cedric, grinning.\\
Harry hooked down at his own wand. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
** In ''Chamber of Secrets'', Percy's non-explanation to the trio about how Ginny walked in on him [[strike:[[AC:masturbating masturbating masturbating]]]] kissing his girlfriend.
*** The quote is: "Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was - well, never mind - the point it, she spotted me doing something and I, um, asked her not to mention it to anybody."
** "[Harry] contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione."
** "...another person was panting and coughing and staggering around. Hermione had come again, as she had come when the snake attacked..."
** "Snape!" [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]] Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating."
** "You mean we're not allowed to use magic!" Ron ejaculated loudly."
** "All the girls around Cho began doing it."
** The Finnish translation is about as rife with this as the originals, but special mention goes to The Goblet of Fire, since the Finnish word for "egg" (as in golden egg, an important plot item) happens to be a synonym for the male... "wand".
** A great deal of Accidental Innuendo consistently surrounds the Chamber of Secrets. The fact Harry enters the big cavernous, chamber with a wand and a sword. To top it off the only time anyone goes into the chamber it is one of the OfficialCouple (Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione).
* ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel'': "The Deafening Hug" features a scene with a brother a sister hugging. The brother describes his sister in such unintentionally erotic terms, that the reader can only infer incestuous subtext.[[invoked]]
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** "...could see Draco banging his goblet on the table. [[CargoShip It was a sickening sight."]] The Italian translation managed to keep the double-entendre.
** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]'' opens with a scene in which Harry secretly plays with his wand in bed, and has to tell his aunt that no, he's not playing with his wand. As Cleolinda Jones put it "Ummmm..." "I KNOW!" It's even more dodgy in the film version, when Harry's Uncle Vernon keeps bursting into the room to find out what's going on. Vernon is played by Richard Griffiths, AKA [[Film/WithnailAndI Uncle Monty]].
** The name of [[UnfortunateNames Nymphadora Tonks]]. "Tonker" being a word popularized by ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' for a certain part of the anatomy, and "Nymphadora" sounding terribly similar to the word "nymphomania". Lampshaded by Tonks herself; she ''hates'' her first name.
** "People may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly."
** "He pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
** "Does he still think I entered myself?"
** There are at least two online lists of accidental innuendo in the books as put together by fans. [[http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/ One example (for books 3 and 5)]].
** "Was ... was it ''you-know-what'', darling? Did he use his - his ''thing?"''
** "I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --" "He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.
** The chant "HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF!", especially since Mrs. Weasley is wiping her face as they're chanting.
** Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed.\\
"You-- you--"\\
"Hermione--"\\
"--you and him!"\\
"Hermione, calm down--"\\
"I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--"\\
"Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--"
** "...when it [The Room Of Requirement] appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk."
** Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.
** Describing Viktor Krum's wand: "Rather thicker than one usually sees... quite rigid... ten and a quarter inches...". Then there's
--->"...You treat it regularly?"\\
"Polished it last night," said Cedric, grinning.\\
Harry hooked down at his own wand. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
** In ''Chamber of Secrets'', Percy's non-explanation to the trio about how Ginny walked in on him [[strike:[[AC:masturbating masturbating masturbating]]]] kissing his girlfriend.
*** The quote is: "Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was - well, never mind - the point it, she spotted me doing something and I, um, asked her not to mention it to anybody."
** "[Harry] contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione."
** "...another person was panting and coughing and staggering around. Hermione had come again, as she had come when the snake attacked..."
** "Snape!" [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]] Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating."
** "You mean we're not allowed to use magic!" Ron ejaculated loudly."
** "All the girls around Cho began doing it."
** The Finnish translation is about as rife with this as the originals, but special mention goes to The Goblet of Fire, since the Finnish word for "egg" (as in golden egg, an important plot item) happens to be a synonym for the male... "wand".
** A great deal of Accidental Innuendo consistently surrounds the Chamber of Secrets. The fact Harry enters the big cavernous, chamber with a wand and a sword. To top it off the only time anyone goes into the chamber it is one of the OfficialCouple (Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione).
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** The Adventure of the Speckled Band gives us:
--> '''Watson/Narrator''': ''I blinked up at him in some surprise, and perhaps just a little resentment, for I was myself regular in my habits.''
--> '''Sherlock''': Very sorry to [[HaveAGayOldTime knock you up]], Watson, but it's the common lot this morning. Mrs Hudson has been knocked up, she retorted upon me, and I on you.
--> '''Watson/Narrator''': ''I blinked up at him in some surprise, and perhaps just a little resentment, for I was myself regular in my habits.''
--> '''Sherlock''': Very sorry to [[HaveAGayOldTime knock you up]], Watson, but it's the common lot this morning. Mrs Hudson has been knocked up, she retorted upon me, and I on you.
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* Entreri fantasizes about shoving his ''magical flute'' down Jarlaxle's throat to shut him up in ''Literature/TheSellswords''.
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* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'':
** In ''Cold Days'', there's an in-universe example: Molly is bandaging Harry's wounds and asks him to take his shirt off.
-->'''Harry:''' Not until you buy me dinner.
** In ''Skin Game'', Harry says (with regard to the political trouble Lara Raith is stirring up) "Alright, I'll put her on my to-do list, then."
** In ''Cold Days'', there's an in-universe example: Molly is bandaging Harry's wounds and asks him to take his shirt off.
-->'''Harry:''' Not until you buy me dinner.
** In ''Skin Game'', Harry says (with regard to the political trouble Lara Raith is stirring up) "Alright, I'll put her on my to-do list, then."
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* Wiz Creative's [[http://www.wizw.com/wiz_ch_01.asp ''Booby'' ]] (Children's book series about a yellow dog. In Korean).
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* The ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' books are full of these, from describing how Chuck and Steve in "The Haunted Mask" think Carly Beth is "a great screamer" and how much they "love making her scream" to Evan's and Andy's antics with the titular growing, gooey substance of "Monster Blood." As mentioned in the Blog section under New Media, it's no wonder Troy Steele created the "Out of Context Alert" specifically to point these out.
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*** "For a moment they writhed together on the ground..." "...grappling with Hawkfrost in a clump of reeds." "As Hawkfrost lunged down towards him..." "Their bodies heaving and twisting..." "The cats froze, then untangled themselves." It's official; [[MemeticSexGod almost every single fight featuring Hawkfrost can be read as a sex scene]].
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*** "For a moment they writhed together on the ground..." "...grappling with Hawkfrost in a clump of reeds." "As Hawkfrost lunged down towards him..." "Their bodies heaving and twisting..." "The cats froze, then untangled themselves." It's official; [[MemeticSexGod almost every single fight featuring Hawkfrost can be read as a sex scene]].scene.
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** Stiffener Medick was bad enough (a medick, for the record, is a plant), but why did Mr Jacques think it was a good idea to name one of his characters Felch? One hopes it means something different in Juska.
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* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', one night of sleeping at the campfire, Ward sits up, unable to sleep, and Oreg thinks he's nervous and needs someone to talk. (The two are the only ones who are awake at that moment). What he says is snigger-worthy, considering the already present HoYay between the two of them:
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* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', one night of sleeping at the campfire, Ward sits up, unable to sleep, and Oreg thinks he's nervous and needs someone to talk. (The two are the only ones who are awake at that moment). What he says is snigger-worthy, considering the already present HoYay between the two of them: them, and the fact that Ward is so strained because of an emotional conversation between the two:
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--> '''Oreg:'''"You are more tense than [your stallion] in the presence of a mare"
--> '''Oreg:'''"You are more tense than [your stallion] in the presence of a mare"
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* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p23/#8 this little joke.]] (Slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory.)
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* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p23/#8 com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p3/ this little joke.]] joke]] at #8 (Slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory.)
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** For a serie about abstinence before marriage, the four (and half) books contains a '''lot''' of allusion to masturbation or sex. Such as in new Moon, where Bella's a bit afraid of climbing on Jacob's [[spoiler: bike]], she feels it vibrates between her legs and is amazed at how impressive it is. Not to mention all the times were her descripton of Edward makes us think she's quite happy down here.
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* From ''Literature/AdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn'': "and [Jim] would always call me honey, and pet me and do everything he could think of for me, and how good he always was".
* ''Literature/AlfiesHome'': Alfie's narration about his future home life: "I play with both my kids. We share a lot, spend time together, and touch in good ways."
* Ax, in one of the later ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' books had a line that was something like this: "I am not a horse. But I do resemble one in some ways." that sent some fans in the 'hung like a horse' direction.
* ''Literature/AWildSheepChase'': "he was entered by a sheep", although the accidental is on part of the Sheep Professor. Murakami invoked this trope in a very obvious manner.
* ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy''. There's probably a few more than this honestly, if only someone had been listening.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' I tried last night and you were gone. Who was it? Which magician were you seeing?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Don’t get so worked up. It was a brief encounter. Nothing serious. It’s over.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' Nothing serious? Think I’m going to believe that?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Calm down, Mr. Jealous. You’re making a scene.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' Who was it? Man or woman?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Look, I know what you’re thinking, and I didn’t.
* One of the Biggles books is called ''Biggles Takes It Rough''. Biggles also once had a plane called the Willie Willie.
* ''Bizarre Books: A Compendium of Classic Oddities'' contains a chapter full of real, published books with titles such as ''Scouts in Bondage'', ''Cock Tugs'', ''Shag the Pony'', ''Some Account of my Intercourse with Madame Blavatsky from 1872 to 1884'', ''Fishing for Boys'', and ''Drummer Dick's Discharge''.
* ''Literature/CambridgeLatinCourse'': In spades, especially if you're learning Latin and tend to make mistakes translating it, many lines can come out having a completely different meaning to what they are meant to. Even some of the properly translated lines tend towards this.
-->Domicilia est anus.
* While it's less prevalent than it is in the movie (see above) ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' still manages it at least once:
-->''Oh, the joy of being able to cram large pieces of something sweet and solid into one's mouth!''
** In one of Dahl's writings for Playboy, "schnozzberry" was used as a euphemism for "penis."
* ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid: Rodrick Rules''
-->"At lunch, a bunch of girls came up to Rowley and started kissing his butt."
* One of the Series/DoctorWho Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures novels is called ''The Taint''. When you no longer giggle over the fact it's a slang term for the perineum, you have graduated from fandom newbiehood.
* Christina Rossetti held to the last that there are no sexual allusions in her poem [[http://www.victorianweb.org/authors/crossetti/gobmarket.html "Goblin Market"]] (pub.1862). After lots of disturbing scenes involving little girls sucking strange fruits "until her lips were sore" we get this image of Lizzie being besieged by goblins who try to feed her their addictive fruit:
-->Lizzie utter’d not a word;\\
Would not open lip from lip\\
Lest they should cram a mouthful in:\\
But laugh’d in heart to feel the drip\\
Of juice that syrupp’d all her face,\\
And lodg’d in dimples of her chin,\\
And streak’d her neck which quaked like curd.
* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p23/#8 this little joke.]] (Slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory.)
* As one reviewer of ''Literature/TheGloveOfDarthVader'' pointed out, "Mount Yoda" sounds more like an instruction from a SlashFic than a location.
* ''Literature/GreenEggsAndHam'': "Could you, would you, with a goat?", "I would not, could not, with a goat!"
** The animated short is popular for YoutubePoop for this very reason.
* ''Literature/HarryPotter''
** "...could see Draco banging his goblet on the table. [[CargoShip It was a sickening sight."]] The Italian translation managed to keep the double-entendre.
** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]'' opens with a scene in which Harry secretly plays with his wand in bed, and has to tell his aunt that no, he's not playing with his wand. As Cleolinda Jones put it "Ummmm..." "I KNOW!" It's even more dodgy in the film version, when Harry's Uncle Vernon keeps bursting into the room to find out what's going on. Vernon is played by Richard Griffiths, AKA [[Film/WithnailAndI Uncle Monty]].
** The name of [[UnfortunateNames Nymphadora Tonks]]. "Tonker" being a word popularized by ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' for a certain part of the anatomy, and "Nymphadora" sounding terribly similar to the word "nymphomania". Lampshaded by Tonks herself; she ''hates'' her first name.
** "People may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly."
** "He pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
** "Does he still think I entered myself?"
** There are at least two online lists of accidental innuendo in the books as put together by fans. [[http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/ One example (for books 3 and 5)]].
** "Was ... was it ''you-know-what'', darling? Did he use his - his ''thing?"''
** "I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --" "He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.
** The chant "HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF!", especially since Mrs. Weasley is wiping her face as they're chanting.
** Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed.\\
"You-- you--"\\
"Hermione--"\\
"--you and him!"\\
"Hermione, calm down--"\\
"I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--"\\
"Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--"
** "...when it [The Room Of Requirement] appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk."
** Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.
** Describing Viktor Krum's wand: "Rather thicker than one usually sees... quite rigid... ten and a quarter inches...". Then there's
--->"...You treat it regularly?"\\
"Polished it last night," said Cedric, grinning.\\
Harry hooked down at his own wand. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
** In ''Chamber of Secrets'', Percy's non-explanation to the trio about how Ginny walked in on him [[strike:[[AC:masturbating masturbating masturbating]]]] kissing his girlfriend.
*** The quote is: "Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was - well, never mind - the point it, she spotted me doing something and I, um, asked her not to mention it to anybody."
** "[Harry] contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione."
** "...another person was panting and coughing and staggering around. Hermione had come again, as she had come when the snake attacked..."
** "Snape!" [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]] Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating."
** "You mean we're not allowed to use magic!" Ron ejaculated loudly."
** "All the girls around Cho began doing it."
** The Finnish translation is about as rife with this as the originals, but special mention goes to The Goblet of Fire, since the Finnish word for "egg" (as in golden egg, an important plot item) happens to be a synonym for the male... "wand".
** A great deal of Accidental Innuendo consistently surrounds the Chamber of Secrets. The fact Harry enters the big cavernous, chamber with a wand and a sword. To top it off the only time anyone goes into the chamber it is one of the OfficialCouple (Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione).
* ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel'': "The Deafening Hug" features a scene with a brother a sister hugging. The brother describes his sister in such unintentionally erotic terms, that the reader can only infer incestuous subtext.[[invoked]]
* ''Literature/TheHungerGames'': ''Mockingjay'' had Johanna say this:
-->''Peeta and I had adjoining rooms. We know each others screams very well.''
* ''Literature/InheritanceCycle''. Paolini's accidental erotica is infamous.
--> '''Murtagh:''' I will not expose myself to your probing!
-->'''Narration:''' When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurt everywhere – Brom had not been gentle with his stick.
** Special mention has to go to Orik's parents: Either Creator/ChristopherPaolini [[CriticalResearchFailure doesn't know what "the pox" actually means to a mediaeval person]], or he was GettingCrapPastTheRadar (at a really bad time) when Orik says his parents died of the pox. Historically (and certainly in the High Mediaeval era that Inheritance is allegedly set in), "the pox" meant syphilis. Yes, ''that'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis Syphilis]]. Paolini put a reference to sexually transmitted disease in the middle of what was supposed to be a sad and moving scene. Something you aren't telling us about [[ReallyGetsAround mum and dad]], Orik?
* Some of the dated language in ''Literature/JaneEyre'' can bring this effect on us modern readers. One part in particular:
-->"The clock struck eight strokes. It aroused him; he uncrossed his legs, sat erect, turned to me."
** Rochester at one point describes Blanche as an "extensive armful."
* From ''Gods of Mars'', the second ''Literature/JohnCarterOfMars'' book by Edgar Rice Burroughs: "...a black seaman sprang from the bowels of this strange craft. Xotar addressed the seaman."
* ''Literature/LesMiserables'': "I have come to sleep with you," from Marius to Courfeyrac.
* ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'' contains quite a few of these. For example: "His grey shorts were sticking to him with sweat. Ralph glanced at them admiringly, and when Jack saw his glance he explained."
* ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'': This bit, when taken out of context: ''But there they found Faramir, still dreaming in his fever, lying upon the table. Wood was piled under it, and high all about it, and all was drenched with oil, even the garments of Faramir and the coverlets; but as yet no fire had been set to the fuel. Then Gandalf revealed the strength that lay hid in him; even as the light of his power was hidden under his grey mantle. He leaped up on to the faggots, and raising the sick man lightly he sprang down again, and bore him towards the door. But as he did so Faramir moaned and called on his father in his dream.''
* Chapter 21 of ''Literature/{{Loser}}'' is titled "Something Hard and Thorny:. Doesn't help that he's entering the house of an old lady he barely knows.
* Entire ''chapters'' of ''Literature/MobyDick'' are devoted to this. (Most infamously the one about squeezing the sperm.)
* "... but his man parts were those of a giant." That is, the human-looking parts of a centaur in Lynn Flewelling's ''[[Literature/{{Nightrunner}} Luck in the Shadows]]''. Still, it's hard to get the words "hung like a horse" out of your head once you've read that sentence...
* Near the beginning of ''This Night's Foul Work'', by Fred Vargas, Adamsberg reminisces about one of his past experiences with Violette Retancourt, where they "had resolved their disputes through an exceptionally close contact during which the lieutenant and her commissaire had merged forever". The innuendo may not be quite unintentional, but at any rate, Adamsberg and Retancourt did not have sex ; [[spoiler:Retancourt hid Adamsberg from a whole brigade of Canadian policemen by having him climb on her back like a monkey while she wore nothing but a bathrobe... ItMakesSenseInContext.]]
* [[http://www.amazon.com/Octonauts-Only-Lonely-Monster/dp/1597020052 "The Octonauts and the Only Lonely Monster"]]. Does that scream "naughty tentacles" or what?
* The Colombian Spanish translation of the title of the book ''The Other Guy Blinked: How Pepsi Won the Cola Wars'' (about the Cola Wars between Coke and Pepsi) is ''La Guerra de las Colas'' (Literally as ''The War of the Colas''). The Colombian translators possibly didn't figure it out that the word ''Cola'' has different meanings in the Spanish-speaking world (Since it's the only translation of that book in that language). In European Spanish, ''Cola'' is translated as ''Glue'' and in Mexican Spanish, ''Cola'' is a slang for ''Ass'', among others.
* This gem from ''Literature/ThePhantomTollbooth'':
--> '''Tock''': Oh, I don't just watch Lethargians, I watch boys too...
* The ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' series:
** ''The Long Patrol'':
*** "Gurgan Spearback pressed his long pole against the water. It sprayed out either side of the butt [...] They stepped out of his way and he pounded the pole home into the hole with several powerful thrusts. Water squirted everywhere from the enlarged aperture, soaking them."
*** The squirrel Arven talks to the hare Pasque about the sword of Martin; "D'you see that sword? Did you know that it has the power to make pretty hare maidens happy?" Oops.
*** "I'll take 'em somewheres nice'n'quiet where I'll do that pair 'ard'n'slow afore dawnbreak."
** ''Salamandastron'': "'This is the way ter do it, mucker,' Dingeye breathed excitedly. 'Now lerrit go straight. It should go right across the 'all, across the passage an' right up the stairs.'"
** "Mr Thrugg, I dreamed about you last night." "Ho ho ho, I bet you did an' all, youngun!"
** ''Pearls of Lutra'': A female corsair captain declares that the pirate alliance should "get wood free, whenever we needs it!", and one character sings a [[SchoolgirlLesbians rather more romantic-sounding lament than probably intended]] to her deceased friend.
*** "The high warm sun shone down on Cluny the Scourge. Cluny was coming!"
*** The moles, thanks to their FunetikAksent, pronounce "came" as "cummed" on occasion.
** ''Outcast of Redwall'': [[SissyVillain Zigu]], when encouraged by his second-in-command to challenge Swartt to a duel, asks "Tell me, why should I 'take 'im', as you so crudely put it?"
** ''Martin the Warrior'': "Many times Felldoh had bent under Skalrag's rod..."
** [[http://kalza.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/&offset=24#/d36pk47 The cartoon show doesn't escape this either.]]
* ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'' apparently had some of this. The word "ejaculated" is used in some scenes to represent forceful yelling (which was one of the original meanings of the term), which leads to some... rather weird scenes when [[ItMakesSenseInContext taken out of context]]. As Stephen Fry put it on QI,
--> '''Stephen Fry''': ... and a man who [[ItMakesSenseInContext ejaculated out of a second-storey window]].
* The book ''Literature/{{Silverwing}}'' includes a bit about "A squirrel, storing nuts in the crotch of a tree."
* Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse
** To some people, Creator/TimothyZahn's frequent use of [[BodyMotifs hands]] in names and titles seem like [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation references]]. [[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy Mara Jade]] is the Emperor's Hand, and she wasn't the only one. [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Thrawn had a secret hand]], which in turn was part of the [[Literature/OutboundFlight Empire of the Hand]]. Five deserting stormtroopers became the Hand of Judgment. Then there's this bit from ''Literature/{{Allegiance}}'', where Mara Jade speaks to Darth Vader. Without context it certainly doesn't sound like she's talking about commanding stormtroopers.
-->'''Mara Jade:''' You have the entire Five-Oh-First. [Also known as Vader's Fist] You certainly won't begrudge me my Hand of Judgment.
** Also: the music they play in the cantina is apparently called "[[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz jizz]] music." Hasbro apparently just refers to it as "jazz" nowadays.
* In TheFifties, "boob" was used as slang with a similar meaning to "idiot" or "silly person". The line "My goodness, Pam, did you ever see such a pair of boobs?" in the very first novel in the ''Literature/StClares'' series was presumably innocent originally, then.
* ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' Series novel ''Eclipse'', in the dedication. Among his other positive qualities, the author thanks her husband for his "willingness to eat out." One may be shocked by the level of TMI about their private relationship, before realizing Meyer means going to restaurants.
* In ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals'' Glenda points out that the proposed uniform design with "UU" on the front resembles breasts. (Especially since wizards are usually rather fat to begin with.)
* ''Literature/{{Warrior|Cats}}s'':
** This gem: "The old cat ran a paw over something smooth and pale--a bare branch clasped beneath his twisted claws. Jaypaw stiffened. ''My stick!''" Considering ''who'' the old cat in question is, this becomes total {{Squick}}.
** ''Everything'' about [[CargoShip Jaypaw/feather's stick]]. Other notable examples are how "It feels important" and Jaypaw expressing a desire to not have his Clanmates staring at his stick.
*** "[[ADateWithRosiePalms He wanted to touch the stick again]]."
** Might be a bit of stretch, but ''Sunset'' features some Accidental {{Gorn}} with [[spoiler:[[HoYay Brambleclaw driving a long, straight piece of wood into Hawkfrost, and feeling the sharpened end sinking deep into him. Then "Hawkfrost stiffened" and collapsed]] ''[[HoYay directly on top]]'' [[HoYay of Brambleclaw, and was left lying on his chest for a few seconds]]]].
** "...he hurled himself at the stick again, grabbing it in is jaws."
** The authors seem to be obsessed with using the word "stiffened" or something similar to convey shock (e.g. "Graystripe went rigid", which happens right after [[HoYay Firestar touches him on the shoulder]].).
** In a similar vein, there are the elders and their stiff joints, often shortened to just being stiff. There are many instances of the narration, and sometimes ''the characters themselves'', commenting on how stiff someone is.
** The cover of ''[[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/warriors/images/0/02/PowerThree-3.jpg Outcast]]''. What else could they be doing in that position!?
** "I had Ottersplash in a grip so tight she had to beg me to let her go!"
** The scene where Sorreltail crosses the border and Hawkfrost attacks her could easily be seen as the two of them having sex if taken out of context.
*** "For a moment they writhed together on the ground..." "...grappling with Hawkfrost in a clump of reeds." "As Hawkfrost lunged down towards him..." "Their bodies heaving and twisting..." "The cats froze, then untangled themselves." It's official; [[MemeticSexGod almost every single fight featuring Hawkfrost can be read as a sex scene]].
** Also in ''Fading Echoes'', when Jayfeather checks Briarpaw's backbone. It's described as "nipping" her backbone and going down towards her tailbone. Two comments on it: "[[HoYay Jayfeather's straight!]]" and "Jayfeather's raping someone!"
** "Thank [=StarClan=] we managed to beat [=RiverClan=] off," mewed Brackenfur. "No, thank ''us''," Cloudpaw put in."
** "You're not as gentle as Spottedleaf," Jaykit moaned.
* In the futuristic MarySuetopia of Marge Piercy's novel ''Woman on the Edge of Time'', the weapons they use are called "jizzers". So there they are, on the front lines, firing off their jizzers at approaching cyborgs.
* ''Literature/WelkinWeasels'' is [[http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/outcontextquotes.htm full of this stuff]]. The worst part is probably the food fight in ''Castle Storm'', which is actually described as a "delightful orgy", complete with one participant having "cream dripping from his whiskers" ... It doesn't help that the sea walls are constantly referred to as "dykes".
* [[http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=daegaer&keyword=G.+Manville+Fenn&filter=all Everything G. Manville Fenn ever wrote. Ever.]]
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* From ''Literature/AdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn'': "and [Jim] would always call me honey, and pet me and do everything he could think of for me, and how good he always was".
* ''Literature/AlfiesHome'': Alfie's narration about his future home life: "I play with both my kids. We share a lot, spend time together, and touch in good ways."
* Ax, in one of the later ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' books had a line that was something like this: "I am not a horse. But I do resemble one in some ways." that sent some fans in the 'hung like a horse' direction.
* ''Literature/AWildSheepChase'': "he was entered by a sheep", although the accidental is on part of the Sheep Professor. Murakami invoked this trope in a very obvious manner.
* ''Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy''. There's probably a few more than this honestly, if only someone had been listening.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' I tried last night and you were gone. Who was it? Which magician were you seeing?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Don’t get so worked up. It was a brief encounter. Nothing serious. It’s over.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' Nothing serious? Think I’m going to believe that?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Calm down, Mr. Jealous. You’re making a scene.
-->'''Nathaniel:''' Who was it? Man or woman?
-->'''Bartimaeus:''' Look, I know what you’re thinking, and I didn’t.
* One of the Biggles books is called ''Biggles Takes It Rough''. Biggles also once had a plane called the Willie Willie.
* ''Bizarre Books: A Compendium of Classic Oddities'' contains a chapter full of real, published books with titles such as ''Scouts in Bondage'', ''Cock Tugs'', ''Shag the Pony'', ''Some Account of my Intercourse with Madame Blavatsky from 1872 to 1884'', ''Fishing for Boys'', and ''Drummer Dick's Discharge''.
* ''Literature/CambridgeLatinCourse'': In spades, especially if you're learning Latin and tend to make mistakes translating it, many lines can come out having a completely different meaning to what they are meant to. Even some of the properly translated lines tend towards this.
-->Domicilia est anus.
* While it's less prevalent than it is in the movie (see above) ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' still manages it at least once:
-->''Oh, the joy of being able to cram large pieces of something sweet and solid into one's mouth!''
** In one of Dahl's writings for Playboy, "schnozzberry" was used as a euphemism for "penis."
* ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid: Rodrick Rules''
-->"At lunch, a bunch of girls came up to Rowley and started kissing his butt."
* One of the Series/DoctorWho Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures novels is called ''The Taint''. When you no longer giggle over the fact it's a slang term for the perineum, you have graduated from fandom newbiehood.
* Christina Rossetti held to the last that there are no sexual allusions in her poem [[http://www.victorianweb.org/authors/crossetti/gobmarket.html "Goblin Market"]] (pub.1862). After lots of disturbing scenes involving little girls sucking strange fruits "until her lips were sore" we get this image of Lizzie being besieged by goblins who try to feed her their addictive fruit:
-->Lizzie utter’d not a word;\\
Would not open lip from lip\\
Lest they should cram a mouthful in:\\
But laugh’d in heart to feel the drip\\
Of juice that syrupp’d all her face,\\
And lodg’d in dimples of her chin,\\
And streak’d her neck which quaked like curd.
* ''Literature/EndersGame'' is chock-full of scenes with boys as young as seven [[NoNudityTaboo going around the Battle School barracks bare-ass naked most of the time.]] Granted, there's nothing sexual intended here, but good luck explaining that in this era of the PedoHunt. Especially given that Card is [[HeteronormativeCrusader so notoriously anti-gay]], leading to [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p23/#8 this little joke.]] (Slightly NSFW, but entirely self-explanatory.)
* As one reviewer of ''Literature/TheGloveOfDarthVader'' pointed out, "Mount Yoda" sounds more like an instruction from a SlashFic than a location.
* ''Literature/GreenEggsAndHam'': "Could you, would you, with a goat?", "I would not, could not, with a goat!"
** The animated short is popular for YoutubePoop for this very reason.
* ''Literature/HarryPotter''
** "...could see Draco banging his goblet on the table. [[CargoShip It was a sickening sight."]] The Italian translation managed to keep the double-entendre.
** ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]'' opens with a scene in which Harry secretly plays with his wand in bed, and has to tell his aunt that no, he's not playing with his wand. As Cleolinda Jones put it "Ummmm..." "I KNOW!" It's even more dodgy in the film version, when Harry's Uncle Vernon keeps bursting into the room to find out what's going on. Vernon is played by Richard Griffiths, AKA [[Film/WithnailAndI Uncle Monty]].
** The name of [[UnfortunateNames Nymphadora Tonks]]. "Tonker" being a word popularized by ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' for a certain part of the anatomy, and "Nymphadora" sounding terribly similar to the word "nymphomania". Lampshaded by Tonks herself; she ''hates'' her first name.
** "People may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly."
** "He pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
** "Does he still think I entered myself?"
** There are at least two online lists of accidental innuendo in the books as put together by fans. [[http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/ One example (for books 3 and 5)]].
** "Was ... was it ''you-know-what'', darling? Did he use his - his ''thing?"''
** "I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --" "He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.
** The chant "HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF!", especially since Mrs. Weasley is wiping her face as they're chanting.
** Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed.\\
"You-- you--"\\
"Hermione--"\\
"--you and him!"\\
"Hermione, calm down--"\\
"I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--"\\
"Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--"
** "...when it [The Room Of Requirement] appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir," said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk."
** Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt.
** Describing Viktor Krum's wand: "Rather thicker than one usually sees... quite rigid... ten and a quarter inches...". Then there's
--->"...You treat it regularly?"\\
"Polished it last night," said Cedric, grinning.\\
Harry hooked down at his own wand. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
** In ''Chamber of Secrets'', Percy's non-explanation to the trio about how Ginny walked in on him [[strike:[[AC:masturbating masturbating masturbating]]]] kissing his girlfriend.
*** The quote is: "Well, er, if you must know, Ginny, er, walked in on me the other day when I was - well, never mind - the point it, she spotted me doing something and I, um, asked her not to mention it to anybody."
** "[Harry] contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione."
** "...another person was panting and coughing and staggering around. Hermione had come again, as she had come when the snake attacked..."
** "Snape!" [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]] Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating."
** "You mean we're not allowed to use magic!" Ron ejaculated loudly."
** "All the girls around Cho began doing it."
** The Finnish translation is about as rife with this as the originals, but special mention goes to The Goblet of Fire, since the Finnish word for "egg" (as in golden egg, an important plot item) happens to be a synonym for the male... "wand".
** A great deal of Accidental Innuendo consistently surrounds the Chamber of Secrets. The fact Harry enters the big cavernous, chamber with a wand and a sword. To top it off the only time anyone goes into the chamber it is one of the OfficialCouple (Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione).
* ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel'': "The Deafening Hug" features a scene with a brother a sister hugging. The brother describes his sister in such unintentionally erotic terms, that the reader can only infer incestuous subtext.[[invoked]]
* ''Literature/TheHungerGames'': ''Mockingjay'' had Johanna say this:
-->''Peeta and I had adjoining rooms. We know each others screams very well.''
* ''Literature/InheritanceCycle''. Paolini's accidental erotica is infamous.
--> '''Murtagh:''' I will not expose myself to your probing!
-->'''Narration:''' When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurt everywhere – Brom had not been gentle with his stick.
** Special mention has to go to Orik's parents: Either Creator/ChristopherPaolini [[CriticalResearchFailure doesn't know what "the pox" actually means to a mediaeval person]], or he was GettingCrapPastTheRadar (at a really bad time) when Orik says his parents died of the pox. Historically (and certainly in the High Mediaeval era that Inheritance is allegedly set in), "the pox" meant syphilis. Yes, ''that'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis Syphilis]]. Paolini put a reference to sexually transmitted disease in the middle of what was supposed to be a sad and moving scene. Something you aren't telling us about [[ReallyGetsAround mum and dad]], Orik?
* Some of the dated language in ''Literature/JaneEyre'' can bring this effect on us modern readers. One part in particular:
-->"The clock struck eight strokes. It aroused him; he uncrossed his legs, sat erect, turned to me."
** Rochester at one point describes Blanche as an "extensive armful."
* From ''Gods of Mars'', the second ''Literature/JohnCarterOfMars'' book by Edgar Rice Burroughs: "...a black seaman sprang from the bowels of this strange craft. Xotar addressed the seaman."
* ''Literature/LesMiserables'': "I have come to sleep with you," from Marius to Courfeyrac.
* ''Literature/LordOfTheFlies'' contains quite a few of these. For example: "His grey shorts were sticking to him with sweat. Ralph glanced at them admiringly, and when Jack saw his glance he explained."
* ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'': This bit, when taken out of context: ''But there they found Faramir, still dreaming in his fever, lying upon the table. Wood was piled under it, and high all about it, and all was drenched with oil, even the garments of Faramir and the coverlets; but as yet no fire had been set to the fuel. Then Gandalf revealed the strength that lay hid in him; even as the light of his power was hidden under his grey mantle. He leaped up on to the faggots, and raising the sick man lightly he sprang down again, and bore him towards the door. But as he did so Faramir moaned and called on his father in his dream.''
* Chapter 21 of ''Literature/{{Loser}}'' is titled "Something Hard and Thorny:. Doesn't help that he's entering the house of an old lady he barely knows.
* Entire ''chapters'' of ''Literature/MobyDick'' are devoted to this. (Most infamously the one about squeezing the sperm.)
* "... but his man parts were those of a giant." That is, the human-looking parts of a centaur in Lynn Flewelling's ''[[Literature/{{Nightrunner}} Luck in the Shadows]]''. Still, it's hard to get the words "hung like a horse" out of your head once you've read that sentence...
* Near the beginning of ''This Night's Foul Work'', by Fred Vargas, Adamsberg reminisces about one of his past experiences with Violette Retancourt, where they "had resolved their disputes through an exceptionally close contact during which the lieutenant and her commissaire had merged forever". The innuendo may not be quite unintentional, but at any rate, Adamsberg and Retancourt did not have sex ; [[spoiler:Retancourt hid Adamsberg from a whole brigade of Canadian policemen by having him climb on her back like a monkey while she wore nothing but a bathrobe... ItMakesSenseInContext.]]
* [[http://www.amazon.com/Octonauts-Only-Lonely-Monster/dp/1597020052 "The Octonauts and the Only Lonely Monster"]]. Does that scream "naughty tentacles" or what?
* The Colombian Spanish translation of the title of the book ''The Other Guy Blinked: How Pepsi Won the Cola Wars'' (about the Cola Wars between Coke and Pepsi) is ''La Guerra de las Colas'' (Literally as ''The War of the Colas''). The Colombian translators possibly didn't figure it out that the word ''Cola'' has different meanings in the Spanish-speaking world (Since it's the only translation of that book in that language). In European Spanish, ''Cola'' is translated as ''Glue'' and in Mexican Spanish, ''Cola'' is a slang for ''Ass'', among others.
* This gem from ''Literature/ThePhantomTollbooth'':
--> '''Tock''': Oh, I don't just watch Lethargians, I watch boys too...
* The ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' series:
** ''The Long Patrol'':
*** "Gurgan Spearback pressed his long pole against the water. It sprayed out either side of the butt [...] They stepped out of his way and he pounded the pole home into the hole with several powerful thrusts. Water squirted everywhere from the enlarged aperture, soaking them."
*** The squirrel Arven talks to the hare Pasque about the sword of Martin; "D'you see that sword? Did you know that it has the power to make pretty hare maidens happy?" Oops.
*** "I'll take 'em somewheres nice'n'quiet where I'll do that pair 'ard'n'slow afore dawnbreak."
** ''Salamandastron'': "'This is the way ter do it, mucker,' Dingeye breathed excitedly. 'Now lerrit go straight. It should go right across the 'all, across the passage an' right up the stairs.'"
** "Mr Thrugg, I dreamed about you last night." "Ho ho ho, I bet you did an' all, youngun!"
** ''Pearls of Lutra'': A female corsair captain declares that the pirate alliance should "get wood free, whenever we needs it!", and one character sings a [[SchoolgirlLesbians rather more romantic-sounding lament than probably intended]] to her deceased friend.
*** "The high warm sun shone down on Cluny the Scourge. Cluny was coming!"
*** The moles, thanks to their FunetikAksent, pronounce "came" as "cummed" on occasion.
** ''Outcast of Redwall'': [[SissyVillain Zigu]], when encouraged by his second-in-command to challenge Swartt to a duel, asks "Tell me, why should I 'take 'im', as you so crudely put it?"
** ''Martin the Warrior'': "Many times Felldoh had bent under Skalrag's rod..."
** [[http://kalza.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/&offset=24#/d36pk47 The cartoon show doesn't escape this either.]]
* ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'' apparently had some of this. The word "ejaculated" is used in some scenes to represent forceful yelling (which was one of the original meanings of the term), which leads to some... rather weird scenes when [[ItMakesSenseInContext taken out of context]]. As Stephen Fry put it on QI,
--> '''Stephen Fry''': ... and a man who [[ItMakesSenseInContext ejaculated out of a second-storey window]].
* The book ''Literature/{{Silverwing}}'' includes a bit about "A squirrel, storing nuts in the crotch of a tree."
* Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse
** To some people, Creator/TimothyZahn's frequent use of [[BodyMotifs hands]] in names and titles seem like [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation references]]. [[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy Mara Jade]] is the Emperor's Hand, and she wasn't the only one. [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Thrawn had a secret hand]], which in turn was part of the [[Literature/OutboundFlight Empire of the Hand]]. Five deserting stormtroopers became the Hand of Judgment. Then there's this bit from ''Literature/{{Allegiance}}'', where Mara Jade speaks to Darth Vader. Without context it certainly doesn't sound like she's talking about commanding stormtroopers.
-->'''Mara Jade:''' You have the entire Five-Oh-First. [Also known as Vader's Fist] You certainly won't begrudge me my Hand of Judgment.
** Also: the music they play in the cantina is apparently called "[[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz jizz]] music." Hasbro apparently just refers to it as "jazz" nowadays.
* In TheFifties, "boob" was used as slang with a similar meaning to "idiot" or "silly person". The line "My goodness, Pam, did you ever see such a pair of boobs?" in the very first novel in the ''Literature/StClares'' series was presumably innocent originally, then.
* ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' Series novel ''Eclipse'', in the dedication. Among his other positive qualities, the author thanks her husband for his "willingness to eat out." One may be shocked by the level of TMI about their private relationship, before realizing Meyer means going to restaurants.
* In ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals'' Glenda points out that the proposed uniform design with "UU" on the front resembles breasts. (Especially since wizards are usually rather fat to begin with.)
* ''Literature/{{Warrior|Cats}}s'':
** This gem: "The old cat ran a paw over something smooth and pale--a bare branch clasped beneath his twisted claws. Jaypaw stiffened. ''My stick!''" Considering ''who'' the old cat in question is, this becomes total {{Squick}}.
** ''Everything'' about [[CargoShip Jaypaw/feather's stick]]. Other notable examples are how "It feels important" and Jaypaw expressing a desire to not have his Clanmates staring at his stick.
*** "[[ADateWithRosiePalms He wanted to touch the stick again]]."
** Might be a bit of stretch, but ''Sunset'' features some Accidental {{Gorn}} with [[spoiler:[[HoYay Brambleclaw driving a long, straight piece of wood into Hawkfrost, and feeling the sharpened end sinking deep into him. Then "Hawkfrost stiffened" and collapsed]] ''[[HoYay directly on top]]'' [[HoYay of Brambleclaw, and was left lying on his chest for a few seconds]]]].
** "...he hurled himself at the stick again, grabbing it in is jaws."
** The authors seem to be obsessed with using the word "stiffened" or something similar to convey shock (e.g. "Graystripe went rigid", which happens right after [[HoYay Firestar touches him on the shoulder]].).
** In a similar vein, there are the elders and their stiff joints, often shortened to just being stiff. There are many instances of the narration, and sometimes ''the characters themselves'', commenting on how stiff someone is.
** The cover of ''[[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/warriors/images/0/02/PowerThree-3.jpg Outcast]]''. What else could they be doing in that position!?
** "I had Ottersplash in a grip so tight she had to beg me to let her go!"
** The scene where Sorreltail crosses the border and Hawkfrost attacks her could easily be seen as the two of them having sex if taken out of context.
*** "For a moment they writhed together on the ground..." "...grappling with Hawkfrost in a clump of reeds." "As Hawkfrost lunged down towards him..." "Their bodies heaving and twisting..." "The cats froze, then untangled themselves." It's official; [[MemeticSexGod almost every single fight featuring Hawkfrost can be read as a sex scene]].
** Also in ''Fading Echoes'', when Jayfeather checks Briarpaw's backbone. It's described as "nipping" her backbone and going down towards her tailbone. Two comments on it: "[[HoYay Jayfeather's straight!]]" and "Jayfeather's raping someone!"
** "Thank [=StarClan=] we managed to beat [=RiverClan=] off," mewed Brackenfur. "No, thank ''us''," Cloudpaw put in."
** "You're not as gentle as Spottedleaf," Jaykit moaned.
* In the futuristic MarySuetopia of Marge Piercy's novel ''Woman on the Edge of Time'', the weapons they use are called "jizzers". So there they are, on the front lines, firing off their jizzers at approaching cyborgs.
* ''Literature/WelkinWeasels'' is [[http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/outcontextquotes.htm full of this stuff]]. The worst part is probably the food fight in ''Castle Storm'', which is actually described as a "delightful orgy", complete with one participant having "cream dripping from his whiskers" ... It doesn't help that the sea walls are constantly referred to as "dykes".
* [[http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=daegaer&keyword=G.+Manville+Fenn&filter=all Everything G. Manville Fenn ever wrote. Ever.]]
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