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Author: JonnyB

Mar 5th 2012 at 1:52:53 PM

* ''Ghostbusters'' (since nobody's going to fill subby in with it, I will.)
-->'''Gozer:''' Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!
-->'''Ray Stantz:''' What do you mean, choose? We don't understand!
-->'''Gozer:''' Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
-->'''Peter Venkman:''' Oh, I get it. Real cute! [to the others] Whatever we think of - if we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, okay? So empty your heads, don't think of anything. We've only got one shot at this.
-->'''Gozer:''' The choice is made!
-->'''Venkman:''' Whoa! Hold on!
-->'''Gozer:''' The Traveller has come!
-->'''Venkman:''' Nobody chose anything! [turns to Egon] Did you choose anything?
-->'''Egon Spengler:''' No.
-->'''Venkman:''' [to Winston] Did you?
-->'''Winston Zeddemore:''' My mind is totally blank.
-->'''Venkman:''' I didn't choose anything.
-->[All three slowly turn to look at Ray]
-->'''Ray:''' I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
-->'''Venkman:''' [sternly] What? What "just popped in there?"
-->'''Ray:''' I- I- I tried to think...
-->'''Egon:''' Look!
-->[They all look over one side of the roof]
-->'''Ray:''' No! It can't be!
-->'''Venkman:''' What is it?
-->'''Ray:''' It can't be!
-->'''Venkman:''' What did you do, Ray?!
-->'''Winston:''' Oh, shit!
-->[They all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat]
-->'''Ray:''' [sighs, resigned] It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. 
-->'''Ray:''' I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
-->'''Venkman:''' Nice thinkin', Ray.