Markup View

Author: randomsurfer

Dec 24th 2013 at 2:44:23 PM

Would these jokes count?
* Two native indians are talking.The younger one asks:
-->Tell me Flying Eagle, how do the people of our tribe get their names?
-->Well, when the baby is born the father steps out of the tent and names his child after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask me this Humping Dogs?
* There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where their parents got their names from. The first Indian said, "My parents decided to call me Jumping Deer because when they were conceiving me, a deer went jumping over them." The second Indian said, "My parents named me Running Waterfall because when I was conceived, they were next to a waterfall." The third Indian said, "This is really strange. My parents also named me after something that happened when I was conceived. They named me Broken Condom..."
* From a BobAndRay routine, where Bob is interviewing a man running for president:
-->Hummerbeck: "It's not "Mister" G.L. Hummerbeck, it's "The Right Honorable" G.L. Hummerbeck."
-->Bob: "Oh, you're assuming the full title of presidency already." 
-->Hummerbeck: "No, no, that's my first name. "Right Honorable."...I'm part Winabago Indian, and when a child is born they give it a name after the first thing it sees right after it is born. And in my case it was the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, the Right Honorable Charles Evans Hughes."
-->Bob: "That's a very interesting story." 
-->Hummelbeck: "I think it'd be a more interesting story if I knew what the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court was doing on the reservation in our tent on the day I was born, but nobody seems to remember that."