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Author: AgProv

Apr 14th 2017 at 9:41:54 AM

[[AC: Fan Works]]
* The ''{{Discworld}}'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12321109/20/Gap-Year-Adventures Gap Year Adventures]]'' sees two recently-graduated Assassins go tourining in a remote continent purely for the hell'of it. A sister at Home sends them [[Magazine/{{Cosmopolitan}} some typical cheesecake magazines aimed at the aspiring young woman]], of the sort that include lots of pictures of desirable young men in Ankh-Morpork who are, conveniently, not wearing too many clothes. The younger sister who receives the magazines reminisces that as schoolgirls in the dorms, these pictures used to circulate as fantasy fodder and were pinned up over many bedspaces. Then she heatedly says that when the Hunk of the Month turns out to be your own ''brother'' (a well-thought of football player), then this takes all the joy out of it and makes it all decidedly ''[[{{Squick}} squicky]]''. Her friend who is ''not'' related to the Hunk of the Month still finds reasons to be alone with the magazine...