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Author: surgoshan

Jul 7th 2012 at 1:45:32 PM

* Parodied on {{Chuck}}, where Chuck tries to instruct Captain Awesome on the lie to tell to his wife about where he's been all night. As Awesome is a BadLiar, he completely misunderstands what Chuck is trying to say and spirals into absurdity.
--> '''Ellie:''' Why didn't you call?
--> '''Awesome:''' Um... After I got off the overnight, I, I decided I needed to clear my head. So, I went for a run. In Griffith Park. No cell phones there. So... I'm running and, I just, I heard something, in a tree, and there's a, there's a cat, a hurt cat, I go to see if it needed medical attention, then I realized, ... ... ... [[EverythingsWorseWithBears It's a bear.]] Yeah, yeah! The cat's a bear! It's a bear and it jumps out at me and it attacks and it's like it's angry at me for some reason this bear RAAARHGH Yeah! And I... cut off its head! ... Yeah, babe, I had to decapitate the bear. Self defense. In order to survive. I'm just glad you weren't there to see it, it was [[IncrediblyLamePun really grizzly]].
--> '''Ellie:''' Do you honestly expect me to believe this?