Markup View

Author: randomsurfer

Jul 25th 2013 at 10:27:01 PM

* ''Film/{{Porkys}}'': Mrs. Ballbreaker sees one of the boys' penises when he sticks it through a peephole in the girls' shower room.  She says that she can identify the penis by a mole on it, and insists that the principal let her examine all the boys in order to find the culprit.  The principal refuses.
* RealLife: In MichaelJackson's molestation accusation from the early 1990s the boy who accused Michael described his penis, and Michael was forced to have his penis photographed in order to confirm or deny the boy's accusation.
* ''TwoBrokeGirls'': Caroline's father's former mistress is writing a book about him, in which she claims among other things that he has a small penis.  Caroline goes on ''Piers Morgan'' to defend her father (for the "among other things" part, not the small penis part - she refuses to discuss that).  She also happens to have a photo of her father on her phone in which he is accidentally flashing the camera.  [[HilarityEnsues Through a conveluted course of events]] Morgan sees the photo and immediately dismisses the mistress's story because Caroline's father's penis is quite healty; if she's lying about that, she's most likely lying about the rest of it too.