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Author: randomsurfer

Apr 6th 2011 at 8:06:46 PM

*''TheSimpsons'': when all the adults are having lots of sex due to Grandpa's love tonic, the kids in town try to figure out what's going on.  
-->Bart: OK, it's now painfully clear the adults are ''definitely'' paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
-->Milhouse: You fool!  Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy? Or have they gotten to you too? ''[he and Bart start wrestling]''
-->Lisa: Hey!  Hey, hey, stop it!  Stop it!  Why are you guys jumping to such ridiculous conclusions?  Haven't you ever heard of Occam's Razor?  "The simplest explanation is probably the correct one."
-->Bart: ''[condescending]'' So what's the simplest explanation?
-->Lisa: I don't know.  [[SarcasmMode Maybe they're all reverse vampires and they have to get home before dark.]]
-->Everyone: Aah!  Reverse vampires!  Reverse vampires!
::They eventually decide that
-->the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.