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Author: maxwellsilver

Mar 23rd 2013 at 2:13:00 AM

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' has Brett, who's been beaten up by Lana and shot by both Rona and Cyril. And got his ass beat by Archer after [[spoiler:mocking him for having breast cancer]]. And was shot ''twice'' by Archer in season one before ever appearing onscreen. ("God DAMN it, Archer!") In "El Secuestro", he takes a bullet in the stomach early on and spends the rest of the episode bleeding there, even getting yelled at for not picking up the ringing phone fast enough. In "Drift Problem", Lana fires a machine gun at Archer's new car to demonstrate that it's bulletproof. Nobody else is hurt, but a ricocheting bullet hits him in the stomach. In "Skin Game", [[spoiler:Barry maims him in the elevator and writes "Barry Was Here" in his blood]]. [[SerialEscalation The topper (thus far)]] was when Archer was trying to break into Krieger's lab by shooting at the bulletproof door. The bullet ricocheted off the door, then a wall, ''then'' Cyril's pocketwatch held just right, then another wall, ''down a stairwell'', and finally hit Brett a few floors down. Who gets chewed out [[BadBoss by Malory for leaving such a large stain]].