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Author: NubianSatyress

Sep 13th 2017 at 6:01:13 PM

This might make a good page quote:

->'''Kirito:''' Hey, do you think getting married was the worst mistake of our lives?
->''[{{Beat}}]''
->'''Asuna:''' W-W-What do you mean?  Don't you wanna be married to me?  I wanna be married to ''you!''  DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!?
->'''Kirito:''' No!  I mean, yes!  I mean--
->'''Left-Brain!Asuna:''' What the fu... ''What the hell are you doing?!'' THAT WAS OUR OUT!!
->'''Right-Brain!Asuna:''' I dunno, I panicked!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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And here's the corresponding entry.

* ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' spoofs the cliched romance between the teenaged Kirito and Asuna by portraying them as two kids in way over their heads, doing what they think adults are "supposed" to do in a sexual relationship.  The episode in which they marry involves a MachoismTango where each one tries to heap more and more responsibility onto the relationship (adopting a child, then attempting to adopt two, then three, then an entire orphanage) to force the other to back out.  They finally talk things out at the end of the episode after witnessing the death of their "daughter", and agree that while their marriage was the worst mistake they've ever made, they want to stay together and see where it goes.