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Author: JonnyB

Jul 8th 2010 at 12:47:37 PM

''{{Zorro}}, The Gay Blade'' comes to mind.
-->'''Alcalde:''' And he wore what?
-->'''Tax collector:''' Plum.
-->'''Alcalde:''' He wore a fruit?
-->'''Tax collector:''' No Excellency, he was dress-ed entirely in plum. Everything matched. And he talk-ed differently from the first time he robb-ed me. 
-->'''Alcalde:''' Yes?
-->'''Tax collector:''' He sounded like a... poof!
-->'''1st Don:''' Excellency, I've been robbed! By Zorro! He was dressed in yellow like a big banana!
-->'''Alcalde:''' Aha, I think he is trying to tell me something! First a plum, then a banana!
-->'''2nd Don:''' Alcalde! Alcalde!
-->'''Alcalde:''' Si?
-->'''2nd Don:''' Something terrible has happened!
-->'''Alcalde:''' I know! Just tell me what he wore!
-->'''2nd Don:''' Green!
-->'''Alcalde:''' Like a lime?
-->'''2nd Don:''' Like an avocado!
-->'''Alcalde:''' Aha! Two fruits, and now a vegetable!
-->'''Tax collector:''' Actually, avocado is a fruit, Excellency. ({{beat}}) I know, you're right. Two fruits, one vegetable.
-->'''3rd Don:''' Excellency!
-->'''Alcalde:''' What did he wear, if I may? 
-->'''3rd Don:''' Red!
-->'''Alcalde:''' Red like an apple, or red like a radish?
-->'''3rd Don:''' Red like a rose!
-->'''Alcalde:''' Aha! Two fruits, one vegetable, and one flower! 
-->'''4th Don:''' Alcalde! Alcalde!
-->'''Alcalde:''' Si? 
-->'''4th Don:''' I've been robbed, by a bandit! He dressed like a... like a salad!
-->'''Alcalde:''' A salada? Con tomatos?
-->'''4th Don:''' Y rabanitos y pepinos!