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01:01:48 PM Jun 16th 2013
[[The Flying Spaghetti Monster is an aspect of Azathoth]] Bare with me here One of Azathoth's titles is "The Blind Idiot God", and if you read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you know the FSM is omnipotent, but he sure as hell ain't omniscent. He made the universe when he was blackout drunk! Azathoth hangs out in the center of the universe with many lesser gods playing music to keep him passified. The Pastafarian version of heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory, is it really that much of a stretch to thing the FSM has some demonic pipers hanging out up there? Plus, if you look at a picture of Azathoth and the FSM, they look exactly the same! It would also explain all the insane troll logic that Pastafarianism runs on, since Azathoth is THE reality warper. All the contradictions in the Church of the FSM are the result of his worshippers trying to wrap their minds around his infinite power and insanity. Finally, if the FSM is some kind of aspect of Azathoth, it would nicely explain why there is no devil figure in Pastafarianism, no being in the universe is stupid enough to try to fuck with an omnipotent, all powerful entity! In addition, Chaos from Greek Mythology is also an incarnation of Azathoth, as is the God Probe thing from the "Godfellas" episode of Futurama. These are all just the nicer forms the creator of the world might be taking
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