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Afen the Air King cleared the room
Afen the Air King: Damn it, petal!
Petalklunk: Afen is Mr. Clean again, this time he used his cleaning powers to erase Cthulhu's ass
Petalklunk: Do I win the stupidity award?
Afen the Air King: No
Petalklunk: Then what do I win?
Afen the Air King: This.
Afen the Air King Pulls out spas-12 shotgun.
Afen the Air King shoots petal in the balls 17 times
Petalklunk: You can't shoot me in the balls over the internet silly.
Afen the Air King: Can't give you an award either.
Petalklunk: Yes you can
Petalklunk: You can mail it
Petalklunk: But you can't mail a shot in the balls.
Afen the Air King: I can also buy a shotgun
Afen the Air King: then buy a bullet-proof container.
Petalklunk: Because the mailman doesn't accept packages with shots in the balls inside of them
Afen the Air King: Fly to your city with the shotgun in my luggage
Afen the Air King: Then go to your front foor.
Afen the Air King: ..
Afen the Air King: and shoot you in the balls
Afen the Air King: then I can take the bus back home
Petalklunk: But you don't know where I live
Petalklunk: I don't even live in a city.
Afen the Air King: Yeah so I couldn't mail you the award either.
Petalklunk: I would give you my PO box adress.
Petalklunk: And you can't fit yourself inside of a Tiny Post office box
Afen the Air King: I could mail you a bomb
Afen the Air King: or anthrax.
Petalklunk: But the Mailman would reject it.
Petalklunk: And say "Shipping this is illegal!"
Afen the Air King: They can't reject anthrax.
Afen the Air King: They would even see it.
Afen the Air King: And its not like the mail company viciously tears open everything they deliver before delivering it
Petalklunk: Besides, how exactly would you rig a bomb to blow up exactly when I found it?
Afen the Air King: Easy.
Afen the Air King: I use a grenade.
Afen the Air King: And attach a string to the pin.
Afen the Air King: and attach the string to the opening
Cinnamon: BEDZ 22:21
Petalklunk: Nevermind
Petalklunk: But since you're talling me all this, I would know that next time I got a package from Canada it would have a grenade inside of it.
Petalklunk: So you just foiled your own plan
Afen the Air King: I am giving you a scenario that I don't plan on enacting.
Afen the Air King: So really if I really wanted you dead I would be like: "Sure, I'll mail you a trophy but it's fragile to make sure to open it from the right side up."
Petalklunk: Then I would slowly turn the box on its side very slowly and carefully.
Petalklunk: And open it from the bottom
Afen the Air King: Why?
Afen the Air King: If this was in said scenario this conversation wouldn't have happened!
Petalklunk: Afen, I'll just destroy any packages from Canada I get, becauseI know you're gonna kill me.
Afen the Air King: That's like if I told you to be careful cause the next place you have to walk through is a mine field then you just around in circles on it.
Afen the Air King: Petal, you're an idiot.
Afen the Air King: Or at least you're acting like one
Petalklunk: Afen, I'm just ACTING like an idiot, I know you're not going to send me a death package.
Afen the Air King: In said scenario, this conversation NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
Petalklunk: Hell, you don't even know my mailing adress.
Afen the Air King: That's not the part you're being an idiot about!
Petalklunk: And I know for a fact you'll never give me a trophy.
Afen the Air King: Aw whatever
Afen the Air King: Screw this conversation
Afen the Air King: It pointless
Afen the Air King: Lets talk about something awesome.
Petalklunk: Like ducks
Afen the Air King: Sure
Afen the Air King: You know what would be awesome but would suck at the same time
Afen the Air King: ?
Petalklunk: Ducks say moo and cows say quack
Afen the Air King: A tornado made of ducks.
Petalklunk: It's the circle of communisim
Petalklunk: And then the circle of communisim take dorothy's house and throws it in a lake
Petalklunk: But the house can't swim
Afen the Air King: :O
Petalklunk: And Dorothy drowns
Afen the Air King: :O
Petalklunk: Then the witches start singing "Ding Dong The house is gone."
Petalklunk: Then a munchkin kicks a witch in the groin
Petalklunk: Then the witch says "What are you kicking me there for? I ain't got no balls!"
Petalklunk: Then the Munchkin says "I'm never going shopping with you again Paula
Petalklunk: And then flies away by eating chees
Petalklunk: And then the Witch of the West says to the Witch of the East. LET'S GO EAT SOME CHOCOLATE!
Afen the Air King: night
Afen the Air King left the chat
Petalklunk: Good night
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Afen the Air King cleared the room
Afen the Air King: lol
Afen the Air King: I couldn't resist puting something insane in right before clearing the room
Cinnamon: i missed it
Afen the Air King: Good
Afen the Air King: Good thing you missed it
Afen the Air King: You'd probably kill me
Boogiecat: ...
Boogiecat: I might kill you too, depending on what it was.
Afen the Air King: It wasn't what you think boogie
Afen the Air King: Cinn would kill me not you
Boogiecat: OK, good.
Afen the Air King: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEh
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Afen the Air King: Who's teh n00b who thinks he's a fucking Mr. Saturn?
Afen the Air King: Cinn?
Cinnamon: what
Cinnamon: oh god is he posting again
Cinnamon: i swear i will choke a bitch
Cinnamon: i hate that guy so much
Afen the Air King: No I checked out the crossover chat
Afen the Air King: Who is the user?
Cinnamon: hes an idiot that joined starmen
Cinnamon: his name is in the post of rage afen
Cinnamon: you blind
Afen the Air King: What's his name?
Cinnamon: its in the post
Afen the Air King: The post of rage?
Cinnamon: its like right there
Cinnamon: in the chat room
Cinnamon: his name
Afen the Air King: His name is Mr. Saturn?!
Cinnamon: what the fuck are you blind
Afen the Air King: That... That's like THE most unoriginal name ever!!!!
Petalklunk joined the chat
Cinnamon: Alpha also hates the new user Mr. Starman who thinks he's a fucking Mr. Saturn. Emma hates the new user Mr. Starman who thinks he's a fucking Mr. Saturn
Afen the Air King: Or Starman
Afen the Air King: Sorry
Afen the Air King: Still
Cinnamon: Mr. Starman
Cinnamon: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck him
Afen the Air King: Thats like the most unoriginal name I've ever seen... ever
Cinnamon: i want to slap him
Petalklunk: It kind of annoys me when people just put PK in front of their names, like If I were PK Petalklunk
Cinnamon: look at all his posts and tell me you do not want to slap him
Cinnamon: at least my name made sense petal
Cinnamon: my name was an actual attack
Cinnamon: For my character at least
Cinnamon: just not something stupid for something else
Petalklunk: A psychic attack where you turn into a killer robot would be awesome.
Afen the Air King: At least mine was original!
The Irrational Mod, Claus joined the chat
Cinnamon: it was more like make your ears bleed
The Irrational Mod, Claus: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Afen the Air King: Claus!
Afen the Air King: You made it in!
Boogiecat: Hey!
Cinnamon: ho shit its claus
Boogiecat: It's the guy who can't handle Chatzy!
Afen the Air King Hugs Cinn
Boogiecat: But he's here.
Boogiecat: Woah, uh.
Cinnamon: :I
Afen the Air King: Sorry I'm just overjoyed
Boogiecat: Afen, what.
Cinnamon: are you touching me
The Irrational Mod, Claus: no actually, i'm guy who's gonna kill chatzy
Petalklunk: Mine was a randomlt generated name from an MMO, and I was just like "Ah, What the hell?" and I used it for Starmen
Boogiecat: That was unexpected.
Cinnamon: like everyone else claus
Afen the Air King: That was kinda the point boogie
Boogiecat: :I
The Irrational Mod, Claus kills chatzy, and then moves on with my life like weirdo i am
Afen the Air King: lol
The Irrational Mod, Claus: *like the
Petalklunk: Anyway, Claus is here, LET'S ALL GET NAKED NOW!
The Irrational Mod, Claus: wut
Afen the Air King: Lets celebrate by banning Petal!
Petalklunk: Nevermind
Afen the Air King: lol
The Irrational Mod, Claus: lol
Afen the Air King: I'm still loling from Boogie and Cinns reactions.
Petalklunk: You would never ban me, I'm too awesome to ban.
Boogiecat: lol
Afen the Air King: It was awesome
Boogiecat: ...
Afen the Air King: lol
Boogiecat eyes Afen
Boogiecat clears throat
Cinnamon slaps Afen like a pimp
Boogiecat: Whatever.
Afen the Air King: Why art thou eying me?
Boogiecat: Oh, nothing.
Boogiecat: Just thought I saw something on your face.
Cinnamon: 20th centry dipshit
Afen the Air King: Cinn you said I could do that before!
The Irrational Mod, Claus: i heard eyes taste like....eyes.
Petalklunk: I heard Homosexuals are gay
Cinnamon: i am the best fucking Claus eur
Boogiecat: I heard Afen...is suck.
Petalklunk: I know that for a fact boogie
The Irrational Mod, Claus: what the crap. yellow faces. :-O
The Irrational Mod, Claus: THE EMOTICONS. IT BURNS.
Afen the Air King joined the chat
Cinnamon: TURN OFF THE DAMN SMILIES
The Irrational Mod, Claus: HOW
Petalklunk: >:)
Cinnamon: I SEWAR TO GOD I WILL GO CLAUS AND KILL YOU ALL
Afen the Air King: Why does boogie suddenly dislike me?
Cinnamon: room properties
Boogiecat: I didn't say that.
Boogiecat: I don't claim to have ever said that.
Afen the Air King: Also Claus, have you checked out my RP?
The Irrational Mod, Claus: THANK GOD. THEY ARE GONE.
The Irrational Mod, Claus: yeah i did
The Irrational Mod, Claus: it doesn't catch my full interest
Afen the Air King: Yes but your body language says you dislike me.
Petalklunk: We don't dislike you afen, you're just the one who's the least picked on, so we need to pick on you sometimes.
The Irrational Mod, Claus: also, i posted in WFS@, and PSI
Boogiecat: I do not-
Boogiecat eyes Afen
Boogiecat: -nor have I ever disliked you, Afen.
Afen the Air King: What? But claus, you can play as a demon! A demon! Isn't that your fantasy?!
Afen the Air King: Tell you what boogie.
Afen the Air King: Tell me it in the elite chat.
Boogiecat: Fine.
The Irrational Mod, Claus: well honestly not the grunt or hell hound slave driver "Traditional" demon. I've always gone for humanoid demon that is cleverish and powerful. with dark magic and usuallt wields a giant sword.
Petalklunk: Is it just me, or is Legotrekker a communist fool sometimes?
Afen the Air King: You can use a sword claus
Afen the Air King: Or I can make a magic class.
The Irrational Mod, Claus: but i guess that would be humanish magic user, but the dark magic user with a sword i've always done usually had good agility and could take many hits from most anything. but would very easily be defeated by holy magic user
The Irrational Mod, Claus: it just doesn't catch my full interest.
Afen the Air King: Aw :(
The Irrational Mod, Claus: i'll tell you what. i'll watch it and see how well it goes as the story progresses, and if it catches my full interest, i'll think about making a character22:23
Petalklunk: Anyway, here's some comics for you Claus http://local-static3.forum-files.fo... http://local-static2.forum-files.fo... http://local-static1.forum-files.fo... http://local-static4.forum-files.fo...
The Irrational Mod, Claus: i'm currently all ready thinking about it, btw, but i'm just not sure yet
The Irrational Mod, Claus: also, i am now going to yell some random crap, because i haven't done that in like, 4 days or something.
Afen the Air King: Okay
The Irrational Mod, Claus: YUGIOH CARDS HAVE BLACK HOLDS ON THE BACKS OF THEM
Afen the Air King: lol
The Irrational Mod, Claus: *HOLES
The Irrational Mod, Claus: POKEBALLS ARE PRISONS
Petalklunk: TOAST IS GOOD
The Irrational Mod, Claus: I AGREE
The Irrational Mod, Claus: I MADE FRIED EGGS FOR BREAKFES
The Irrational Mod, Claus: THEY CAME OUT GOOD
Petalklunk: Also, we have a TV Tropes page now https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.p...
The Irrational Mod, Claus: EVEN THOUGH I FORGOT THE FREAKING SALT AND PEPPER LIKE 3 TIMES
The Irrational Mod, Claus: :O
Petalklunk: Claus, you should become Known on TV Tropes, then you can add tropes
The Irrational Mod, Claus cleared the room 21:43
Petalklunk: WHAT THE FUCK? 21:43
Petalklunk: WHAT THE FUCK CLAUS? 21:43
Petalklunk: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK? 21:43
The Irrational Mod, Claus: wut 21:44
Petalklunk: I wanted to archive that hilarious conversation 21:45
Petalklunk: AND YOU RUINED IT BOY! 21:45
The Irrational Mod, Claus: what are you talking about? 21:45
Petalklunk: I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR MOTHER
Re cut request: Hold on a moment. I'll have to do a bit of research.
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