04:52:08 PM Jan 12th 2011
My college's housing department pretty well qualifies. They have rules about alcohol, pets, and weapons so crazy strict they practically forfeit the right to hold us responsible for our own actions, because they preclude the notion that we possibly can be. We're talking like, not only would they fine you for having a pet, they'd fine you for letting a blind person bring their seeing-eye dog into your apartment. They make it pretty clear that if they could charge the residents rent without actually letting them live in the apartments, they'd do it in a heartbeat. Boy am I glad to be outta there.