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--> TalkingHead: As Davis lay on his deathbed, he literally pleaded with the congress to revoke the act...When young Faunteroy visited the dying man, made the mistake of asserting to Davis \
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--> TalkingHead: As Davis lay on his deathbed, he literally pleaded with the congress to revoke the act...When young Faunteroy visited the dying man, made the mistake of asserting to Davis \\\"that the nation would be better off without those bloodsucking Jews\\\" Davis for his part reached out with a frail hand grabbed young Faunteroy by the collar and fraily hissed, \\\"Never forget sir, that it was a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judah_P._Benjamin blood-sucking Jew]] who saved this country!\\\"
** [[spoiler: Founteroy\\\'s slave Horace totally gets one, for sacrificing his life in order to make sure his owner never gets a chance at the Presidential nomination, preventing a war with Canada.]]
->* EarWorm: Senator Fauntroy\\\'s campaign jingle. Specifically, the longer version that runs over the credits.
** Then there\\\'s the theme to \\\'\\\'Runaway\\\'\\\', a parody of \\\'\\\'{{Cops}}\\\'\\\'--which, in an even more entertaining/dastardly nod, sounds suspiciously like \\\"Bad Boys\\\" (the RealSongThemeTune to \\\'\\\'Cops\\\'\\\'), but done by a diddle-ee country band.
->* {{Anvilicious}}: The Confederacy was \\\'\\\'[[CompleteMonster bad]]\\\'\\\', okay? And the war was [[YouFailHistoryForever about slavery exclusively and there were absolutely, positively no other causes whatsoever]].
The Anvilious one I can \\\'\\\'sort of\\\'\\\' understand, but I\\\'m putting the other two back until someone can explain otherwise.
** [[spoiler: Founteroy\\\'s slave Horace totally gets one, for sacrificing his life in order to make sure his owner never gets a chance at the Presidential nomination, preventing a war with Canada.]]
->* EarWorm: Senator Fauntroy\\\'s campaign jingle. Specifically, the longer version that runs over the credits.
** Then there\\\'s the theme to \\\'\\\'Runaway\\\'\\\', a parody of \\\'\\\'{{Cops}}\\\'\\\'--which, in an even more entertaining/dastardly nod, sounds suspiciously like \\\"Bad Boys\\\" (the RealSongThemeTune to \\\'\\\'Cops\\\'\\\'), but done by a diddle-ee country band.
->* {{Anvilicious}}: The Confederacy was \\\'\\\'[[CompleteMonster bad]]\\\'\\\', okay? And the war was [[YouFailHistoryForever about slavery exclusively and there were absolutely, positively no other causes whatsoever]].
The Anvilious one I can \\\'\\\'sort of\\\'\\\' understand, but I\\\'m putting the other two back until someone can explain otherwise.
