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Well, you\'ve certainly proved you\'ve got endurance. So do I: mum never raised a quitter! As of right now I need to go to work. I\'ll be back, but stepping back from the cut-and-thrust does make one wonder a couple of things: firstly, whether parrying the next lot will do more than spin the pedals on the well-known Endless Cycle; and secondly, what you\'d have to do to persuade Idumeanpatriot that it\'s okay to call you an anti-semite.
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Well, you\\\'ve certainly proved you\\\'ve got endurance. So do I: mum never raised a quitter! As of right now I need to go to work. I\\\'ll be back, but stepping back from the cut-and-thrust does make one wonder a couple of things: firstly, whether parrying this latest lot will do more than spin the pedals on the well-known Endless Cycle; and secondly, what you\\\'d have to do to persuade Idumeanpatriot that it\\\'s okay to call you an anti-semite.
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\\\'\\\"These guys [Cultural Marxists],\\\" he explained [to the Holocaust denial conference], \\\"were all Jewish.\\\"\\\'
\\\'Nothing he said equates \\\"Jews\\\" and \\\"Cultural Marxists\\\".\\\'
Sure thing, chief. Now, did you know that everything bad that ever happened since 1763 was the fault of an evil conspiracy of, ah, (flicking through dictionary), Social, that\\\'s a nice vague word, (flick-flick-flick), ah, Misers, that\\\'s a word wrongly but stereotypically associated with Scots and having a broadly negative significance. Yes, that\\\'s it, Social Misers!
It\\\'s true! These Social Misers want to undermine and overthrow western civilisation and its crowning achievements of [insert your favourite stuff here] because, uh, shits and gigs, I guess?
Now who were the leading Social Misers? Glad you asked. Robert Burns; basically invented it. Sir Walter Scott, huge Social Miser. Robert Louis Stevenson, about the hugest. Hugh MacDiarmid, the Social Miser\\\'s Social Miser. Let\\\'s not forget the ladies, Muriel Spark is in there. Oh, and, ah, Lord Byron.
Now, esteemed members of the We Hate Scots Club who have graciously invited me to speak before you today, do you spot the pattern? Yeah, they may have disagreed about a whole bunch of stuff, but all of these guys... were Scots! (Okay, so Byron was of Scottish descent but didn\\\'t actually live as a Scot and in fact even said some nasty things about Scots, which was common back then, it was a different time, but look, I\\\'m trying to associate Scottish people with bad stuff in your mind here so just go with it will ya it\\\'s close enough!)
What\\\'s more, their Scottishness is an objective fact. Look \\\'em up on Wikipedia, says they were all Scots! (Except Byron but seriously shut up.) That\\\'s just the facts. Nothing anti-Scottish about stating an objective, agreed-upon fact. And if I state that objective, agreed-upon fact, while expounding my conspiracy theory that all bad things ever were the fault of a sinister conspiracy of seemingly-harmless Scots whose existence I just made up, while addressing We Hate Scots Club to uh... persuade them to be less anti-Scots?, oh, come on, nobody will buy that!, well, can\\\'t think of anything better... what could be anti-Scots about that?
Holy shit is that Edward Longshanks, Hammer of the Scots, in the audience? Wow, what a great hon-! I disavow Edward Longshanks, obviously not a good guy at all. Oh well, I can\\\'t control who\\\'s in my audience, now, can I? It\\\'s a public forum and Edward Longshanks can show up if likes.
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Now, as has been kindly pointed out, I\\\'m newly delurked around here. I\\\'m just a guy who\\\'s ticked off about tripping over fascist propaganda every few feet while I traipse around my favourite website. I don\\\'t know what the procedure is for scrubbing a page; presumably one gets mods involved. Anybody able to help me out here? Youngstormlord? Rather than pedal the Endless Cycle, I feel we should move forward on all fronts, and while I am of course thoroughly biased, it does seem to me that you and I have built up a pretty solid case to the eyes of a good-faith observer and obliged our opposition to tie himself in some pretty remarkable contortions, so I say let\\\'s crack on.
\\\'Nothing he said equates \\\"Jews\\\" and \\\"Cultural Marxists\\\".\\\'
Sure thing, chief. Now, did you know that everything bad that ever happened since 1763 was the fault of an evil conspiracy of, ah, (flicking through dictionary), Social, that\\\'s a nice vague word, (flick-flick-flick), ah, Misers, that\\\'s a word wrongly but stereotypically associated with Scots and having a broadly negative significance. Yes, that\\\'s it, Social Misers!
It\\\'s true! These Social Misers want to undermine and overthrow western civilisation and its crowning achievements of [insert your favourite stuff here] because, uh, shits and gigs, I guess?
Now who were the leading Social Misers? Glad you asked. Robert Burns; basically invented it. Sir Walter Scott, huge Social Miser. Robert Louis Stevenson, about the hugest. Hugh MacDiarmid, the Social Miser\\\'s Social Miser. Let\\\'s not forget the ladies, Muriel Spark is in there. Oh, and, ah, Lord Byron.
Now, esteemed members of the We Hate Scots Club who have graciously invited me to speak before you today, do you spot the pattern? Yeah, they may have disagreed about a whole bunch of stuff, but all of these guys... were Scots! (Okay, so Byron was of Scottish descent but didn\\\'t actually live as a Scot and in fact even said some nasty things about Scots, which was common back then, it was a different time, but look, I\\\'m trying to associate Scottish people with bad stuff in your mind here so just go with it will ya it\\\'s close enough!)
What\\\'s more, their Scottishness is an objective fact. Look \\\'em up on Wikipedia, says they were all Scots! (Except Byron but seriously shut up.) That\\\'s just the facts. Nothing anti-Scottish about stating an objective, agreed-upon fact. And if I state that objective, agreed-upon fact, while expounding my conspiracy theory that all bad things ever were the fault of a sinister conspiracy of seemingly-harmless Scots whose existence I just made up, while addressing We Hate Scots Club to uh... persuade them to be less anti-Scots?, oh, come on, nobody will buy that!, well, can\\\'t think of anything better... what could be anti-Scots about that?
Holy shit is that Edward Longshanks, Hammer of the Scots, in the audience? Wow, what a great hon-! I disavow Edward Longshanks, obviously not a good guy at all. Oh well, I can\\\'t control who\\\'s in my audience, now, can I? It\\\'s a public forum and Edward Longshanks can show up if likes.
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Now, as has been kindly pointed out, I\\\'m newly delurked around here. I\\\'m just a guy who\\\'s ticked off about tripping over fascist propaganda every few feet while I traipse around my favourite website. I don\\\'t know what the procedure is for scrubbing a page; presumably one gets mods involved. Anybody able to help me out here? Youngstormlord? Rather than pedal the Endless Cycle, I feel we should move forward on all fronts, and while I am of course thoroughly biased, it does seem to me that you and I have built up a pretty solid case to the eyes of a good-faith observer and obliged our opposition to tie himself in some pretty remarkable contortions, so I say let\\\'s crack on.
