Licking is ho- oh wait this isn't the Nunnery :P
Venom Awakens
Licking can be romantic as well. XD
Standing on the edge of the crater...
@ Volly. Exactly. One of my friends are in a relationship, and they lick each other because its so adorably hilarious and silly. 
Well yes. It's also just a turn-on for me :P
Dark Master of Stairs
Number of guys kissed: 0
...
Number of traumatic break-ups: 0
Number of STD's accrued from drunken one-night stands: 0
Amount of money spent on dates: $0.00
Number of unfaithful boyfriends: 0
Volume of tears shed over relationship angst: 0mL
Number of unwanted pregnancies: 0
Amount of money spent on child support: $0.00
Number of nude pictures accidentally or maliciously released to the public: 0
Number of seconds spent angsting over categories and nomenclature: 0
Lovelife satisfaction level: Hugh Hefner. 
A Pathetic
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Jeez, I think that would freak me out. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Silver fucking lining master.
edited 7th Aug '13 10:33:59 AM by TopographicOcean
YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY
Venom Awakens
You're into dudes, so two of those aren't relevant anyway.
Is it the MOUTHS aspect?
edited 7th Aug '13 10:37:31 AM by VolatileChills
Standing on the edge of the crater...
Dark Master of Stairs
I practice every day. 
They still matter as brightsides to my situation. And it's not inconceivable that I could get drunk out of my wits and end up getting raped by a woman, leaving her pregnant and demanding child support. So it counts. 
Venom Awakens
But you don't drink. -_-
Standing on the edge of the crater...
A Pathetic
Yeah, pretty much.
Kissing is going to difficult enough as it is to get past, while licking is like a step further to me.
edited 7th Aug '13 10:40:43 AM by TopographicOcean
YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY
whatever he can
Forced to drink? :P
dead devotion
whatever he can
Girls kissed — 0
Girls waiting to be kissed — 1 XD
dead devotion
Dark Master of Stairs
I drink virgin drinks, which could possibly be spiked.
October, right?
Venom Awakens
Fair enough. That's why you need to be paranoid with your drinks, like I am. XD
whatever he can
That's a maybe. (on her kissing me) :/
dead devotion
A Pathetic
KISS - AWAITING DEPLOYMENT.
COUNTDOWN ACTIVATED.
edited 7th Aug '13 10:49:55 AM by TopographicOcean
YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY
Months left to go: 1 - 2
Number of parents who know: 0
Number of friends who know: 283
A Pathetic
Two hundred and eighty three?
Venom Awakens
That only works if you only count biological parents. XD
edited 7th Aug '13 10:53:08 AM by VolatileChills
Standing on the edge of the crater...
@ Toppy. I don't know how to define "friend".
@ Volly. Oh, yeah. XD
whatever he can
@TOPBRO: Commencing countdown, engines on. XD
dead devotion
Dark Master of Stairs
Chili-kun: Yes, yes indeed. I'm quite careful. I know guys who've had their drinks spiked before, and I'd imagine teetotalers pose nice shiny targets.
PREPARING TO JETTISON INTERFERING PARENTAL UNITS FROM THE CARGO BAY
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Number of Dates: Several
Number of Meaningful Relationships: 0
Number of Hearts Broken: 2-3
I have...the worst luck...
-curls up into a ball-
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Venom Awakens
Number of women I've rejected: 6-7
Number of women I've been rejected by or turned down due to them already being taken: 20+ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Standing on the edge of the crater...
@ Volly. Hey, I don't need to be told twice. :D