Romance

If the girl likes some other guy, move on and leave them alone!

You don't own her! She can date whoever she wants!

@ VOLLY. NAH. ITS TOO FAR AWAY.

Take a train/bus/whatever they have in your area.

Dude, its like a six-hour train ride.

I have a job interview in two hours.

I am not going to make it home in time.

You need a while to make the exploding paste in the first place. Do it some other day.

Or just not follow VC's advice and do what you can to be a good friend to the gal. If it works out, great. If not, you'll still have a good friend and the crushy feelings will fade in time.

I DON'T ACTUALLY FOLLOW HIS ADVICE. I'M MERELY HUMOURING HIM.

BUT YES, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TOLD ME, I SUPPOSE.

   You have enough friends already! Don't settle for it this time!   

edited 21st Jun '13 6:17:01 AM by VolatileChills

And stop typing in capslock

It's giving me a headache

@ VOLLY. NU. You won't make me succumb to your reign of terror! No amount of sugared sweet treats can make me!

Sometimes popular opinion is the one to follow. Other times when everyone is throwing themselves off a cliff and encouraging you to do the same, it's a good idea to stop and think, "Do I really want to do this?" This, however, is not one of those times.

   Not even...    gummy bears?

edited 21st Jun '13 6:22:38 AM by VolatileChills

@ Pho. That's exactly what everyone said when I decided to stay up all night to see Peony.

@ Volly. Not even the gummiest of bears.

   If you don't destroy him, you may end up regretting it every time you see them together.   

But I never see them together.

You're not very good at convincing me.

   THE EVILLY PERVERTED PRINCE COMMANDS THE HOPSON TO DESTROY   

   You will if you don't stop them.   

But

They live like five hours away from me by the train

The only people who visit Birmingham are Dutch tourists.

edited 21st Jun '13 6:36:53 AM by Inhopelessguy

Wait, she lives five hours away as well?

yuh-huh.

Oh, then I advise you to drop her like a rock.

Drop it like its hot?

Yeah, and then drop the beat.

What about bombs? Do I drop bombs?

/Hopey is later arrested by the Home Office for inciting an act of terror

Yes, yes you do.

Make sure to drop them on their house, and not the ones around it.