We Are Our Avatars (Discussion)

They cant end the series yet....

Lol

What imca said

I don't believe I've ever actually explained Blackjack's full range of abilities and I really don't want it to seem like I'm making stuff up to fit the situation, so if anyone want's an explanation just ask. She's a complex character with a lot of stuff up her sleeve.

I normally play with a "bring it up as relevant" style for my characters, since I find that players who are more interested in that stuff will be more likely to ask than not. If you wanna talk about your characters, then just go ahead, no one's gonna stop yah mang.

Thank's for the tip. She's just got a lot of quirks....

And this isn't even the most badass/edgy/frustratingly complex/emotionally unstable she gets...

She get's even better later in the story.◊

edited 29th Jul '15 7:07:18 PM by MozillaFireBoss

Well, yes, but that's a story. Not a character in an rp.

Big diff.

Yeah, with a character like this you really have to manage a balance between what is acceptable in a story, and what would be totally OP in the rp; like folly. Worked in the story, won't work here.

Anyways, the most important thing everyone should know for now is that Blackjack has a perk called Made of Stubbornium, which means that the closer she is to death, the more she can ignore pain and the harder she is to kill. It comes from taking far more bullets than any living thing should.

edited 29th Jul '15 7:27:43 PM by MozillaFireBoss

Closer she is to death, more effort it takes to kill eh?

Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat; and if the regular way doesn't work you just need to try another.

May I suggest one?

We at Jakobs still believe what our fathers taught us; aim for the head. Only with a fine, high-quality Jakobs Corporation firearm will you be able to bypass perks and damage resistance and knock down your targets, four legs or two, with a single, decisive blow. You don't need hundred-round magazines or recoil reduction; not if the first shot is the only one you have to fire.

Remember; if it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs! ^{Jakobs Corporation Legal Disclaimer} This post is entirely in jest. I don't even know why I made it, but if you laughed or enjoyed it then it wasn't a waste of time. Jakobs accepts no liability for hurt feelings, hurt body parts, or death.

edited 29th Jul '15 7:43:46 PM by SpartyMcFly

You can try, but you, and her will discover how deep her augments go-

Her skull has been hardened with high-strength steel, you'll probably blow off a sizable portion of her face, but you won't kill her with the first shot at least. She can be one-shotted, but it's gonna require a large caliber rifle. She is probably one of like, three things a Jakobs will need more than one shot for.

But I'm not going to descend into a debate, instead I'll just say she's probably one of the most durable characters on the roleplay.

edited 29th Jul '15 8:14:44 PM by MozillaFireBoss

The Jakobs Corporation calmly asks that you re-read the legal disclaimer.

Y'know what, if you happen to be the proud owner of the biggest, baddest, most powerful rifle that Jakobs manufactures, then yes, you could kill blackjack with a headshot.

If you absolutely, positively, must incapacitate blackjack, shoot her horn, its akin painwise to breaking all four limbs at once, and would send her into a near catatonic state.

If all else fails try dropping boats on her, that appears to be frighteningly effective.

I just re-read the disclaimer again.. I'm a dingus. But this is useful info so I'll leave it here.

edited 29th Jul '15 9:21:39 PM by MozillaFireBoss

The Jakobs Corporation was only ever here to advertise, and bears you no ill will. We wish you luck in your future endeavours.

Jakobs: We know that when you've got wood in your hand, you're happy.

edited 29th Jul '15 9:25:51 PM by SpartyMcFly

The Jakobs Skullmasher would be the anwer.

Some people like the bessie, but there is no problem the Skullmasher cant solve better.

edited 29th Jul '15 9:33:14 PM by Imca

The Jakobs Corporation would like to take this moment to say that while the Skullmasher is at base more powerful, the Bessie deals more damage on a critical strike and is more accurate.

The Skullmasher, however, is far cheaper and more common.

Jakobs: Wood is where it's at.

how long can I do this before people get angry? let's find out

Jakobs? Is that a thing I should about?

Borderlands, Nemstol.

Ah...I am an idiot.

I personally prefer the godfinger or elephant gun.

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edited 30th Jul '15 5:43:39 AM by MozillaFireBoss

Precreated statement

Due to new laptop i David "shiny" page shall be returning to nigh full time rping within the next few days. Whether this is good or bad is up to y'all

It means we're probably going to go to Marvel/DC world next, aren't we?

edited 31st Jul '15 12:29:13 PM by SpartyMcFly

I do have a secret wars idea....

Hoorah

So, I need to drop off for a bit.

My real life is getting really busy again.

Bye Nemstol, good luck in all your endeavors.

Also, I'm going to keep the Kerberos side of this sideplot moving if it kills me. (Which it might)