We try to kill SCP-682

Revision: "WHY exactly are we planning on specifically avoiding the containment procedures of a Keter class SCP specifically so we can feed it to a being that most likely would be considered a 'Non-human' being and thus any it eats would instantly be replaced regardless? Modify the test, just give it one of the cakes we already have." -Dr. [REDACTED]

Result: Failure. When the nuke was dropped on SCP-682, the SCP-682 actually absorbed all the power the nuke had with no problems.

Test: Expose it to Fred Rogers.

Result: It ate Fred Rogers.

Test: Attempt to poison it.

Result: 682 stated that we have terrible taste in poisons. Apparently 682 views poison as we view liquor.

Test: Make him fight Sans from Undertale.

Result: Failure. Sans got annihilated by SCP-682's gaming skills. According to SCP-682, Sans currently resides in the same place W.D. Gaster resides. Also, according to 682, there are also [DATA EXPUNGED]

Test: Throw SCP-682 in a cage with 100000 legions of God-Mode Mary Sues. The cage itself is floating in the Warp.

edited 30th Nov '15 7:38:13 AM by arcada188

Result: 682 takes the beatings like a champ, before straight up murdering them./ Test: Set Dio Brando on the thing.

Result: Failure. Za Warudo didn't work on SCP-682 and he [DATA EXPUNGED] Dio Brando. Now he has all the power of Dio Brando. He tested it on at least [DATA EXPUNGED] personnel.

Test: Have Kenshiro fight SCP-682.

edited 2nd Dec '15 10:27:23 AM by arcada188

Result: Failure. Kenshiro wasn't able to put a fight against SCP-682 and was eaten alive.

Test: Write down "SCP-682" in a Death Note.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 killed and [DATA EXPUNGED] the Shinigami, while the Death Note burst into flames.

Test: Pit SCP-682 against Dr. Manhattan.

edited 6th Dec '15 9:56:45 AM by arcada188

Failed: He didn't even flinch.

Make him listen to Céline Dion.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 listened for 5 minutes, said that it was absolutely horrible, said that Celine Dion is [DATA EXPUNGED] and then forced the personnel that were overseeing the test to listen to a distorted, brain-destroying version of the song.

Test: Have SCP-682 chase Roadrunner.

edited 6th Dec '15 10:07:23 AM by arcada188

Result: Failure. SCP-682 ate the Roadrunner before he could start running.

I accidentaly pressed Enter.

edited 6th Dec '15 10:08:21 AM by SCP682WILLDIE

Result: Failure. SCP-682 didn't destroy the cubic room - he walked right through the walls and put the overseeing personnel inside.

Test: Have John Kramer (or Amanda Young, or Mark Hoffman) put it inside an (inescapable) death trap.

Result: SCP-682 blocked John Kramer's way before he could leave the room where the death trap was located, then SCP-682 forced John Kramer to open the door, and flee. Then SCP-682 trapped John Kramer inside the Death Trap.

"What a smart son of a bitch." - Dr. Clef

Test: Trap him inside a almost- "supernova-ing' star, and then destroy the star, causing the Supernova.

edited 6th Dec '15 10:13:58 AM by SCP682WILLDIE

Well, at least the fucker got the death he deserved.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 absorbed the explosion, then threw some of the personnel into space, generated a miniature sun and threw it at some of the personnel. The results were... not pretty.

Test: Have Jerry try to outwit him.

. Also, I'm pretty sure SCP-682 wouldn't go down so easily.

edited 6th Dec '15 10:17:17 AM by arcada188

Failure: Jerry's stupid and falls for a Tom dummy. Death Ensues.

Try to find him a mate.

edited 6th Dec '15 10:17:44 AM by Piando

Result: SCP-682 tried to found a hidden Jerry, and couldn't. He then goes in a rampage and kill [[DATA REDACTED]] D-class personnel, and a few police officers.

Test: Trap him between two coliding white dwarfs

"He can't survive now" - Dr. Dwanson

Result: A D-class personnel guy told SCP-682 that they would try to find a mate for him. He took that as a insult and proceeded to slowly kill the D-class personnel guy, before eating him.

edited 6th Dec '15 10:25:09 AM by SCP682WILLDIE

and Result: It results into more SCP-682.

"Are you guys fucking stupid? Now we have more of these abominations!" - Dr. Clef

Result: SCP-682 survives and rushes to Earth at top speed. Explosion ensues.

Test: Drunk drive over him.

edited 6th Dec '15 10:24:32 AM by arcada188

Result: SCP-682 took the damage without scratches, but was REALLY angry, and then mercilessly killed the driver.

Test: Travel back to the past when SCP-682 was still an egg and destroy the egg.

edited 6th Dec '15 10:32:56 AM by SCP682WILLDIE

Eh...Are anyone still there?

Result: Failure. Not only SCP-682 was strong when he was an egg, but the Foundation's attack on him is what birthed his hatred of life.

Test: Seal SCP-682 into an insignificant rock that isn't any different from any other rock and throw it into the other side of the galaxy.

edited 6th Dec '15 11:20:24 AM by arcada188

Sucess, but another galaxy gets destroyed. Have fun living with that.

Test: Just ignore him.

Result: After several days, SCP-682 said that everything was boring, and then ate some D-class personnel.

Test: Feed him to The Blob(Aaah, that old trash...Nostalgic)

Result: 682 gets half absorbed before swallowing the thing whole./ Test: Negotiate with it?