We try to kill SCP-682

Result: Failed. A good chunk of 682 was destroyed, but not nearly enough for a repeat test, and he regenerated it anyway.

Test: Chuck a Master Ball at it and throw it into Mt. Doom

Result: Failure. SCP-682 caught the Master Ball in its mouth and ate it. No attempt at containing it through other means was able to get through Mordor.

Test: Put it inside a Bag of Holding, then put a Portable Hole inside the bag.

edited 11th Feb '15 2:27:48 PM by videogmer314

Result: If this test was done an xk-class end of the world scenario by cause of a temporal paradox woulld occur. Thus by order of the O5 this test or similar tests cannot be tested.

"Inception doesn't only hurt your brain thinking about it, it can hurt the univese as well, test wisely people." -Dr. Kinro

Test: Force 682 to watch the dumbest, most cheesiest comedies over and over.

edited 12th Feb '15 7:22:00 PM by DrKinro

Result: we tried this already. He got bored. Again. and breached containment killing [REDACTED] personnel. AGAIN.

Test: Fuse the molecules he is made up of with other atoms, causing him to change into something else.

Result: Although such tests could kill any normal living being 682 [REDACTED]. Thus 682's internal systems [REDACTED]. Unfortunately, over the long period of time it took 682 [REDACTED] killing hundreds of D-class and staff.

"Lets never dought 682's adaptive properties. On that note are we sure that it dosent just mutate? That test was horrifing. And if we do something stupid as this again the O5 would probably terminate us" -Dr. Kinro

Pit 682 against every godzila and every kaiju and it might as well fight a bunch of dragons too.

Result: Denied for unoriginal use of brute force. Haven't you learned by now that we can't defeat 682 by throwing as many combatants as we can at it?

Test: Have 682 think really, really hard about how it's able to adapt to any deadly situation and survive all of these attempts on its life in an attempt to invoke the Centipede's Dilemma.

edited 13th Feb '15 10:07:48 PM by IchigoMontoya

Result: Failure: 682's adaptations are a natural response to danger.

Test: Keep maiming 682 untill it's cancrrous cells engulf it.

Result: Cancelled, that would waste too much equipment and D-class for the minuscule chance of it working.

Test: Trap it in a staring contest with 173

Result: Failed. SCP-682 did exactly the same thing it did last time, but started at growing the bulletproof eyes.

"That's been done before. 682, judging from what I've seen, remembers a few adaptations just in case."

Test: Hurl SCP-682 at SCP-1548

Result: -LEVEL 3 SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED-

Test: Feed it some gourmet meals to stall for time.

edited 14th Feb '15 8:28:36 PM by PastryPerson

OOC: Did you write that rap battle? Because it's awesome

Result: Nothing. That was a waste of time.

Test: tell 239 that 682 is dead.

edited 14th Feb '15 11:44:16 PM by SmartGirl333

Result: At first, nothing happened. But upon analysing the cameras, it was noted that 682 blinked out of existence for a mere picosecond before returning unharmed.

Test: Use a SPD Morpher to judge it for murder and contain it in a containment card.

Result: 682 escaped the Containment Card by summoning an army of .

Test: Send 682 through time to an XK caused by 1548.

Result: [REDACTED]

"SO MUCH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Test: arouse it :')

Result: Denied. That's one of the worst ideas in the history of bad ideas, not to mention one of the sickest.

"Note to self: have Dr. Trip fired for suggesting such a disgusting and suicidal method." - Agent Montoya.

Test: Suggest to 682 that if it hates life so much, then it should commit suicide in order to permanently get away from us.

edited 15th Feb '15 4:11:20 PM by IchigoMontoya

Result: Because if its adaptations, 682 was unable to comit suicide.

"Somehow I find that test hilarius" Dr. Kinro

Test: Have 682 sent to the time after the end of the universe. If there Is nothing but 682 then It cant come back!

Result: success, scp is gone, but so is the universe.

Because apparently the universe will end in a big rip, we can conclude that scp-682 will be torn atom from atop forever, but eventually by chance one of the atoms will happen to become trapped in another universe.

In that universe, an sp foundation doctor suggests killing it with

Test:send it back in time to before the universe began.

Result: Success. SCP-682 vanished.

(Back in our universe)

"Well, that failed. 682's back."

Test: Crash a plane into SCP-682.

Result: Failed. What did you think was gonna happen?

Test: Attempt to wipe 682's memory clean so that he'll forget that he wants to kill anything with a pulse.

Result: Failed. Apparently, it's an instinct of some sort. Or he's just really resistant to that kind of thing.

Test: Put it on a rollercoaster so it dies from motion sickness. I'll be there to....like....monitor the situation, yeah.

Result: 682 simply adapted to not be afected by nausea

"Adaptations, hard to destroy... I wish new scientists would skim the results of past tests." Dr. Kinro

Test: Send 682 to soviet russia, in soviet russia 682 finds it hard to destroy us.

Result: Failure. Russia did nothing to stop 682 from ripping apart the D Class send to Russia with 682.

Test: Expose 682 to SCP-983.

Result: [Failure] SCP-983 did responded to SCP-682 when first introduced, although after five {5} minutes 983 did a backflip and said "RING DING DING DING IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY" and proceeded to repeat this █ amount of times before turning off although showing no effect on 682's age. Leaving 682 unharmed.

"How the hell did we guess 682's birthday!?" - Dr. Doors

Test: {Equip a D-Class with SCP-668 and instruct him to 'Tear that damn lizard to shreds'} "Due to it's memetic properties 682 might not be able to defend itself, not sure if a knife can kill him by these means, but it may allow us to use other methods on it." Dr. ███

edited 20th Feb '15 1:34:44 PM by HowDoIDoor

Result: SCP-682 grabbed the knife and killed the D-class and half the security guards on-site before it was stopped remotely by [REDACTED].

Test: Throw SCP-682 into a pool of SCP-874.

Result: Complete failure. SCP-682 vanished for ██ minutes, before bursting from SCP-874. SCP-682 then proceeded to rampage through the site, slaughtering over ████ D-class and ███ agents before D-[REDACTED] used an improvised trap to contain SCP-682 until trained personnel could arrive. D-[REDACTED] was promoted to field agent shortly following SCP-682's recontainment.

Test: Drop a giant metal fist on SCP-682's head.