We try to kill SCP-682

Result: 682 roared in protest, and shattered the wall. With his FACE!

Really? Slam him into a wall? Dr      

Test: Have him drink The Best Thing In The World.

Result: 682 greatly enjoyed the drink and requested more. When denied, 682 proceeded to kill [REDACTED] researchers and D-Class personnel.

Test: Attempt to return 682 to its home planet.

Result: Test Cancelled.

"Two reasons we shouldn't do this; One, what would stop MORE of those things from coming here if we do that? and Two, how do you plan on even doing this?" Dr. [REDACTED]

Test: Expose SCP-113 to it multiple times. If it doesn't die we can at least observe what another gender of it's species is like. Or if it even has a gender.

edited 8th Nov '12 12:38:41 PM by Gamemaniac92711

Result: No noticeable change detected in SCP-682

"Apparently this thing is asexual" - Dr. ████

Test: Freeze it in a temporal stasis field

Result: Cancelled.

"It sounds like a good idea, but we have no idea how it will adapt to that. It could gain the ability to slow down time, it could gain super speed... There's just too many risks here." - Dr. █████

Test: Expose it to SCP-009.

edited 16th Nov '12 11:55:27 AM by videogmer314

Result: Cancelled.

What if 682 adapts to it, and manages to use it to infect researchers? Far too risky. Doctor —————-

Test: Have 682 spend ten minutes alone with SCP 1887.

edited 16th Nov '12 8:25:24 PM by ATC

Result: SCP-682 does not interact with SCP-1887, instead destroying the opposite wall of the room. SCP-682 is returned to containment with no personnel fatalities, but [REDACTED] personnel were severely injured.

Test: Airdrop SCP-682 into SCP-1009.

Result: 682 Developed skin flaps capable of supporting its weight, and glided to nearby town of [Redacted]. Estimated ████ Casualties before containment was possible

You let it OUTSIDE?!!? - OS █

Test - Place one (1) standard kitchen knife in SCP 914. Put it through the Fine setting five (5) times. Attach a high tensile strength cable to resulting weapon. Give to a D class personel, and send him in to stab SCP 682 with it repeatedly.

Result: The expected result. The D-Class personnel is now a red stain on the wall...and floor...and ceiling.

Experiment: Throw it out the airlock.

Result: Failure. Within ten seconds of being pushed out of SCP low orbit space station, 682 was rescued by a passing alien craft of unknown make and model. Craft was found crash landing in [REDACTED] hours later, with 682 the only living inhabitant. Remains of bodies on board include a large headed humanoid robot, a humanoid that resembles an African American male but genetic testing reveals extraterrestrial DNA, a two headed alien superficially resembling a caucasian male, and two adult humans, too mangled to identify race or gender. Crashed ship has since been entered as SCP - ████

What the hell were the odds of that? - Dr. ████████

Test: Throw it into the current hole housing SCP 2559-J

edited 17th Dec '12 9:59:15 PM by Seventythree

Result: Cancelled.

The researcher suggesting this was promptly fed to SCP-682 by Dr. Rights.

Test: Go back in time and retrieve the barf larch, then expose 682 to it.

Result: Cancelled. Time travel presently impossible. Researcher who suggested the test taken aside and explained that, in addition to time travel being impossible, it is considered incredibly rude to reject a fellow researchers idea with no explanation given. Researcher then fired into the sun.

Test: Throw it into the hole currently housing SCP-2559-J

edited 2nd Jan '13 5:19:15 PM by Seventythree

Result: SCP-682 destroyed the portal to "The Plane of Infinite Kittens" as well as "The Plane of Infinite Kittens" itself in the process following which SCP-682 returned to our plane and proceeded to kill [REDACTED] researchers and D-Class personnel.

"What have you DONE!?!" - Dr. Rights as she murdered the researcher responsible for the test

Test: Betray the Administrator and feed him to SCP-682

"I don't care if he dosen't like it I want Administrator Dr. Bright dead!" Dr[REDACTED]

edited 8th Jan '13 9:54:44 PM by MickeyFrogeater

Result: SCP-682 immediately ate administrator Bright and did nothing else.

Test: put him, 106 and 173 in a room.

Result: Failure, 682 Blinked out of existence, along with [DATA EXPUNGED] D-Class Personnel, reappearing after the test was deemed unfeasible inside his containment unit. Whether this shows it would have worked, or was some effect of the other two that is undocumented is currently being studied by Dr. Bright.

Experiment: Expose 682 to the flower known as Poison Joke, while keeping cure for its effects on site. If effect of the 'joke' makes him less lethal, leave it as is and see if further exposure causes further reductions in his abilities. If it makes him more lethal, use antidote, and destroy all further samples of Poison Joke.

edited 12th Jan '13 1:04:21 PM by StarSage

Result: SCP-682 burst into an insane molten mass of lava covered with tentacles, antidote was used restoring SCP-682 to normal and all further samples of Poison Joke were eradicated.

Test: Pit SCP-682 against Deathwing(who is just as immortal as SCP-682).

unless SCP-682 is Deathwing we'll at least be rid of one threat to this world right? And what are the chances of him actually being Deathwing? - Dr. Bright following his ressurection while executing Dr[REDACTED]

edited 13th Jan '13 11:26:11 PM by MickeyFrogeater

Result: Success. SCP-682 promptly mauled Deathwing to death.

Test: Send 682 into the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

Result: Mailed back, with a note that say even "We are not even that mean"

Test: Have 682 fight Asura.

Result: Test denied Reasoning: Pre-testing calculations show that there is no known universe that can handle that much pure awesomeness for a millisecond. Any attempts to do this will result in complete destruction of all universes.

Test: reverse-engineer SCP-682's DNA to create Hybrid super soldiers from D-class and other sources and command a battalion of them to engage 682.

Result: Test Canceled

"ARE YOU IDIOTS INSANE?!" Dr. [REDACTED]

Test: Cross the streams.

Result: Failed. 682 somehow knew what the plan was stepped between the beams, causing SCP to explode. Reformed several minutes later, and a second test, placing the Proton Packs into another room resulted in him putting out some kind of field that attracted the beams towards him, blowing the wall in his containment. 682 escaped through the hole and was captured several hours later after destroying the town of REDACTED.

Experiment: Use SCP 750 on 682. If he's trying to destroy us because we disgust him, maybe he'll stop if he thinks we're like him.

result: Success! Or, it was. 682 lost all hostile tendencies, and actually started to feel guilty, but then he adapted.

Test: place one katana into Scp 914 along with one picture of each of the following:

• Excalibur
• The Master Sword
• The Swords of the Cross
• The Honjo Masamune
• The Masamune
• The Buster Sword
• A Diamond Sword
• A Lightsaber
• A Keyblade

Set this all on very fine and use the resulting omega katana on 682

Result: Failure. SCP-914 produced a copy of SCP-572. The copy is now designated SCP-572-a.

Test: Leave SCP-682 where it is and evacuate the population of Earth to another planet.

Result: SCP-682 followed humanity to the new planet and and proceeded to kill [REDACTED] researchers and D-Class personnel.

"What did anyone EXPECT!?!" - Dr. Clef

Test: Due to DNA evidence that suggests the Deathwing SCP-682 mauled to death was actually Deathwing's son Nefarian Dr. Bright suggests to use said DNA evidence to find the real Deathwing to use against SCP-682 and hope that it dosen't point to SCP-682 itself.

"If Deathwing isn't SCP-682 itself then the beast will most likely fight Deathwing for all eternity, if SCP-682 is Deathwing himself then we're all doomed!" - Dr. Bright

Result: Incomplete. The real deathwing is still being searched for.

Test: Put 063 in machine (forgot number) on very fine, feed to 682.