ITT: We're in Hell

Well, got nothing better to do, I suppose.

I'm no good at prose, I talk normal.

Careful Demon, she may try sucking out your soul. Unless, that was your plan. So...-looking down the pit- What's first? Limbo?

Sounds good. Hmm, actually doesn't look bad.

If you refer to where those damned to wander in search of God dwell, yes. Now get down here already, it's really depressing.

Yup. Atheists, pagans, and unbaptized babies ahoy.

Succubus: Nah, i don't plan on that. He too smart for me to try and do that. (Hugs him from behind.)

Me: Meh, Might as well follow you guys.

Right. Evidently this was where they put me. I got lost for a while...but I'm just an agnostic, mind you.

edited 26th May '10 3:57:19 PM by Keybreak

Well, I'm exploring hell. (Grins) and I'll be back, too!

I wonder if any of these people realize that the entrance to Hell is right there in clear sight?

Me: (Looks at a sign that says Hell is right here, ya douchebags, in clear sight.) There it is.

edited 26th May '10 3:59:56 PM by Demongodofchaos

Oh Katsuun, you know that'd be too easy. And I know there was a trope for that, but I might have forgotten it when I noticed those guys with their heads turned backwards...

The entrance is blocked off in any case.

edited 26th May '10 4:00:24 PM by Keybreak

We know that; so get into it already!

So the ancients lacked common sense then. This should be simpler than I thought.

edited 26th May '10 4:00:50 PM by Katsuun

Who goes here again? Lawyers?

edited 26th May '10 4:01:08 PM by thespacephantom

Shouldn't we maybe take a rope or something so we can get out if we get lost?

If you can find a rope that is several miles long and able to survive fire and water and lord knows what else.

Well we have to get this boulder out of the way first.

Huh, first punishment in hell: Figure out how the hell to get into hell. Oh hell no.

Um, we're in HELL, Chabal. Getting lost is the least of our worries.

-pokes boulder, which then crumbles into dust.- Huh. That was easy.

May as well be tormented together. On the other hand, misery is company.

Wait, why go into hell? I'd rather stay out here and try to find a way back to Earth, or a route to heaven. More loot there.

"Approaching a place where nothing shines."

Can we get a move on? The second circle awaits. Heaven is only accessible by hell.

edited 26th May '10 4:04:23 PM by Katsuun

We should find a philosopher. I hear they make good guides.

edited 26th May '10 4:04:29 PM by rumetzen

Me: Too easy.

Well, I suggested "Lets go someplace nicer!" but nooooo, you had to smash the big boulder and lead us to the scary place, didn't you?

Purgatory is just on the other side. Come on guys. -climbs down to the second circle-