The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
A beartrap that clamps itself on the eyes of the victim, blinding them.
The Silencer.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Dread Pirate Captain
A powerful rapier infused with magic that steals the voice of its victims, forever silencing them.
Soul of the Imperfect
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Swashbuckler
A ball of light that is used to summon it's owner, a Paladin that fell from his God's graces and became corrupted.
Rabbit's Feet
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
Also nicknamed "Thumper." A pair of man-portable anti-aircraft guns with built-in repulsors to move the user out of enemy fire.
The Rat's Nest
edited 9th Jul '15 9:04:29 PM by Knowlessman
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Dread Pirate Captain
A spherical device, roughly three inches in diameter, that releases several mouse robots when activated. These robots, while small, are quite fast and can attack by biting with sharp fangs. They also contain an explosive charge that allows for kamikaze attacks.
Glass Satellite
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Dying inside and out.
A massive space based laser that reaches temperatures so hot that it melts the surrounding area into glass, even if it isn't sand.
The Gauntlets of Disbelief
edited 10th Jul '15 7:47:38 PM by Elyzian
Sleep? Sleep?! Sleep is for the weak!
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Donning these gloves allows you to rewrite the laws of reality the way you think they work.
Blade of Rebellion
edited 11th Jul '15 9:28:20 AM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
This blade calls on the spirits of the rebels. It gets longer and more powerful depending on the place and how recently the rebellion took place.
The Cane Card.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
The World's Least Powerful Man
A trap card. When activated, the monster is beaten by a crotchety old man with a walking stick. Move the monster to the bottom of your deck and shuffle.
Blaster
edited 10th Jul '15 10:20:41 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
A boombox that blasts its music at volumes loud enough to shatter the eardrums of anyone within a 20-foot radius... Including the user.
The Box of Shame.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
a cube that emits a laser which causes the target enough shame that they give up.
THE DOUBLE LASER SAURUS 9001
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Swashbuckler
A Tyrannosaurus Rex that has space armor covering it and lasers on it's back, head, arms, tail, knees, and left eyeball. Called the '9001' because models 1-9000 couldn't handle it. Apparently it HAD to be a T-Rex. Who knew?
Double-Barrel Cobra
A cobra-shaped gun with two barrels in its mouth that shoots poisonous needles.
The Incomprehensible Wave Cannon.
Dread Pirate Captain
A mage-cannon built in ancient times, said to be the container of an evil spirit. It is called so due to what it fires - a concentrated wave of magical energy that cannot be perceived as any comprehensible shape to the human eye and mind.
Brilliance of Twilight
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Swashbuckler
A black sword that can shine a bright light. When swung, waves of solid light launches from the blade.
Grizzly Hammer
A warhammer whose head is in the shape of a grizzly bear's head, it does more damage due to the sharp teeth of the bear head in addition to its weight.
The Dessert Eagle.
edited 16th Jul '15 4:51:09 PM by InfinityRyujin
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
an all american ice cream grenade launcher.
the staker fourteen fifty
edited 17th Jul '15 9:03:33 AM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
An oversized crossbow/man-portable ballista that dates back to the 15th century. It is a simple weapon made out of high-quality steel and wood. Engraved on the bow and stock are crude holy symbols and prayers. Due to the size it is impossible to load ordinary bolts into this weapon. Instead it appears that this weapon is meant to load sharpened wooden stakes the size of an adult's forearm.
Captain Headshot's Last-Ditch Backup Knife of Desperation
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Dread Pirate Captain
A jackknife that serves as an Emergency Weapon once the wielder runs out of gun ammo. It's admittedly weak and not very sharp, but just having it causes the wielder's firearms to fire mystic bullets that swiftly and accurately guide themselves toward enemy heads for easy head shots.
The Mitochondrial Adam
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Huh? Where's his weapon? I can't fight a guy who d—" - Every Fighter who has ever faced this weapon
Remember Adam from NGE? Now the progenitor of angels is in the palm of your hands! As in, he is literally part the cell mitochondria in your hands. Handle with care.
Soul of the Dragon Champion
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
A flashing blue orb of ancient origins, containing the spirit of a mighty Draconic Champion. Rubbing the orb will allow the wielder to summon a spectre of the Champion himself for limited time. It is also quite heavy and makes for a surprisingly good bludgeon.
Marabahaya
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Dread Pirate Captain
A scepter that was once in the possession of an ancient king. Besides amplifying magical energy for use in combat, it also grants its owner the ability to foresee misfortunes that may befall them in the near future.
Moonshine & Lollipop
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
A pair of small crossbows, designed to be dual-wielded. One has sleep darts, the other uses poison-tipped bolts.
Lux Maledictus: Ranpu
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
A giant, star-shaped neon sign that is surprisingly good for killing things.
Sleep? Sleep?! Sleep is for the weak!The Abysmal Mual