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KaizerGibby Spooky Fugger from SWÄRJE Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Spooky Fugger
#7276: May 4th 2015 at 3:52:57 AM

I'd glomp the living shit out of him.

"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#7278: May 4th 2015 at 3:34:19 PM

   PET IT!!!   

Something something Arena.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#7279: May 4th 2015 at 3:58:52 PM

I'd wonder what she was doing with that flail.

Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#7280: May 4th 2015 at 4:02:06 PM

Try very, very hard to not catch his attention. And then I would leave. If things got bad, my backup plan would be to sic a mob of teenage girls on him

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#7281: May 4th 2015 at 5:20:03 PM

Pass by without talking? He looks very normal.

Intel_Captain Apparently Not Dead from That's classified information Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Apparently Not Dead
#7282: May 4th 2015 at 6:26:58 PM

I would pet him and give him a ridiculous nickname.

-insert appropriate signature here-
CSP1220 Victory and Great Defeat Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Victory and Great Defeat
#7283: May 6th 2015 at 7:59:25 AM

I'd enthusiastically shake his hand.

edited 6th May '15 8:00:47 AM by CSP1220

Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#7284: May 6th 2015 at 8:27:39 AM

Thinking the city must be really close to a jungle.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#7285: May 6th 2015 at 8:37:29 AM

back away real slow-like

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#7286: May 6th 2015 at 10:22:07 AM

Probably gush about how cute they were together.

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
YOLOisfox Something something DBZ from your closet Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Something something DBZ
#7287: May 6th 2015 at 10:23:01 AM

Hit on her

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#7289: May 6th 2015 at 10:53:12 AM

Stay on the OTHER side of the street.

Something something Arena.
Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#7290: May 6th 2015 at 8:25:08 PM

I would curiously peer at the flail.

Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#7291: May 6th 2015 at 8:47:43 PM

Pass right on by without saying a word. They don't look like they'd like to be talked to.

GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#7292: May 6th 2015 at 8:48:04 PM

I'd squee all over the place

edited 6th May '15 8:48:13 PM by GhostElm

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#7293: May 6th 2015 at 9:03:19 PM

Probably tease him by nicknaming him Sparky or something like that.

| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#7294: May 6th 2015 at 9:10:28 PM

Ask him if he needed any help with River.

SymeSynth The Vagrant Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
The Vagrant
#7295: May 6th 2015 at 9:14:35 PM

Just stare.

Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#7296: May 7th 2015 at 1:08:11 AM

Fucking run.

edited 7th May '15 1:08:36 AM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#7297: May 7th 2015 at 7:05:54 AM

Smile and wave.

Something something Arena.
Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#7298: May 7th 2015 at 7:07:11 AM

miss, is that a mace ?

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
RobotTophat Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses from nowhere Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
#7299: May 7th 2015 at 12:19:46 PM

Would probably stay away just in case so that I wouldn't be the reason our planet got blow up.

Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#7300: May 8th 2015 at 4:49:00 AM

Would think he was a cosplayer and be horrified there was a con I didn't know about

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.

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