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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#90201: Jan 16th 2017 at 1:15:29 PM

Derp on my part, should've realized. I guess I didn't make the connection because I usually don't consider Jeanne a Saberface (since she's the least Saber-like of the lot).

Anyway, that means that Mufasa is missing.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#90202: Jan 16th 2017 at 2:20:26 PM

You mean Saber Lion? I've been wondering if that's the one crying "Don't fight!" in that scene.

Well, Marq... how familiar are you with the many, many settings that the umbrella of 'DND' covers?
Very, very, very superficially. It would be better to assume that I don't know anything about D&D, as even if I recognize the name of something, I am just ass likely to know anything about it as to have nothing useful at all.

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#90203: Jan 16th 2017 at 2:29:57 PM

Saber Lion is not there. 'Mufasa' refers to Artoria Lancer.

The explanation why is fairly simple and straightforward - she is called the Lion King - that is the name she takes when she is driven mad by Rhongomyniad turning her into a Goddess, whereupon she apparently summons herself to Jerusalem, then she summons the Knights of the Round Table with means superior to Chaldea's because goddess, while there's a three way conflict going on between Ozymandias' Egyptians, the native Hassans and the Crusaders (who are winning because of a servant taking the name of Richard the Lionheart even though everyone can tell that it obviously isn't, who is so ridiculously powerful that the guy could take Gawain during daylight, and taking him down requires Gareth to perform a heroic sacrifice) that Camelot comes in to wreck, resulting in her victory, and then she kickstarts the end of the world and goes about accepting the worthy into the Tower at the End of the World, for which Rhongomyniad is the remote control, through means of selecting a few refugees and letting them in while slaughtering the rest, and occasionally using Rhongomyniad as a Kill Sat against the neighboring villages, though she is eventually defeated by Bedivere bringing back Excalibur to her by means of an arm crafted from it for him by Merlin, because Bedivere not returning Excalibur is kind of the reason everything went to shit. Though it's also made clear that if the Singularity hadn't been fixed and thus destroyed at that point, Artoria Lancer would've gone on to kill us.

Oh, and it should also be mentioned that King Hassan was hanging out in his temple and could've killed Artoria Lancer in like a second whenever he wanted (since he is in full Grand Assassin glory at that point).

That's a very brief and abridged version of events, but it's the gist of it.

edited 16th Jan '17 2:30:17 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#90204: Jan 16th 2017 at 2:33:53 PM

... So, there "Lion King" is not Rhong masquerading as Artoria Lancer, but rather Artoria Lancer temporarily gone crazy due to Rhong?

edited 16th Jan '17 2:34:09 PM by MarqFJA

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#90205: Jan 16th 2017 at 2:37:16 PM

Artoria and the Lion King are technically the same person, but the Lion King is Artoria warped into an entity better described as Goddess Rhongomyniad than as Artoria.

It's complicated and somewhat nonsensical, but the point is, they're both the same and not the same person.

Furthermore, there is no 'temporarily', and she's also technically not crazy - she has a Goddess' perspective, and from where she's looking... well, she's basically taking the few healthy specimens of humans she finds in an attempt to save the species from the End of the World.

edited 16th Jan '17 2:38:11 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
Kurush from Stockholm Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Desperate
#90206: Jan 17th 2017 at 9:42:20 AM

Part 3 coming up, part 4 coming soon.

At least this time when she woke, Nodoka didn’t have that bad dream again.

And she found her leg bound with a splint. No need, her ring of regeneration handled bad wounds in a jiffy, but whoever did that probably didn’t know about it. Unless…

She checked her left ear, that’s where she usually kept it. The earring was gone. Damnit, that meant that the broken leg was there to stay. And there was next to no anaesthetic so far from the githyanki legion.

The second thing she noticed was that her clothes had been swapped out for something simpler: A soft green nightgown, which gave her the hope that whoever dressed her for bed was either a woman, or a polite elderly man.

And the room she found herself was made of wood, not stone, with a hearth in the middle and a kitchen in the corner along with a table and enough chairs to hold six people altogether. And then she saw her things by the table.

Nodoka didn’t want to stay cooped up in bed all day, not with her goal in mind, and she still had some power left. She raised her hand and directed it to the table. “Mea virga,” she whispered, focusing on one of her two foci.

With fortune, her ring began to clutter in response and then it flew straight to her hand, planting itself firmly on her index finger. “Yes,” she cheered and with her main telekinetic powers restored, Nodoka called on the rest of her items to come to her. One by one, they came.

First of all, her Pactio card. This was the most important thing to her these days and she took a look to ensure her illusion still held firm.

Ministra Magi

MADIV

Pudica Bibliothecaria

With her true name concealed, she was satisfied and put the card next to her to receive the other items.

“Ah, I see you are awake.”

The voice cut her concentration off and the items fell in a clutter to the floor. It was a middle-aged wide woman in a dark green gown and a white apron, carrying a tray loaded with food and a cup. “Oh, don’t mind me, I just came to see if you were fine.”

“Uh…” was all Nodoka could say in response. “...thanks?”

“You gave the boys quite a shock out there, crashing from the sky,” the woman continued. “Little Bryce shouted his head off thinking you were some kind of sky demon here to tear us apart or something.”

“What.”

“That’s what his father said, too.” The woman put the tray aside for a moment to pick up Nodoka’s things for her. “Then we noticed you had a broken leg.”

Nodoka regained her more talkative ways with that topic. “Yeah, about that… if you’d just left me alone on that, my regeneration ring would have handled that.”

“Oh, you have one of those? Oh dear, didn’t know that.” She put the items down on the table, somewhat to Nodoka’s chagrin. “Come on, you must be hungry.”

“Oh no, I’m not really-”

GROWLL~

“Um… maybe, just one bite…” A very much embarrassed, hungry girl from Japan trapped on another planet in another dimension across the galaxy admitted, much to the older woman’s amusement.

For Marq's bewildered mind, this setting is Forgotten Realms, one of the most famous of D&D there is. Then for a little personal flavor, I put it in a mixture of editions 3.5, 4th and Pathfinder, a separate setting that was established as a "3.75" edition when players became unhappy with 4th edition lore.

And I'll be adding the deities from Pathfinder, as well, as the Faerûnean pantheon. My story, my say in how it goes.

edited 17th Jan '17 9:49:09 AM by Kurush

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#90207: Jan 17th 2017 at 5:05:32 PM

So, been feeling like writing a short fic, and have absolutely no idea what to write. My muse seems to sadistically keep throwing ideas for huge fics at me, then evilly withholding inspiration, leaving me to stew in my own ideas like that time Dream rescued his ex from a rapist writer.

Right now, I have a weird idea for a Little Witch Academia/Negima fusion, where Ayaka is inspired to learn magic by watching an magical Stage Show by Shiny Erebus and goes off to learn magic from Mahora Academy...

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#90208: Jan 17th 2017 at 6:45:53 PM

For this year's Saint Valentine.

Loving a Shadow.

"Don't you ever think of who your ideal woman would be?" Skuld asked him. "Don't you ever, even if faintly, even if fleetingly, dream of the perfect woman?"

Morisato Keiichi shrugged, looking up at the false stars over Evangeline's resort. "That's kind of a wrong thing to do, isn't it? I mean, I guess it's like thinking of that imaginary person as an object, some sort, watchacallit, abstraction? Like, something pulled together from pieces of what you like best from one person and another and so on. I'd have imagined you of all people would be against that, Sku-chan."

"Still," she insisted, "there's no harm on dreaming, on playing pretend, just every once in a while, right? Don't you ever think of that kind of sublime ideal of beauty, grace and kindness? Doesn't she ever show up in dreams that hopefully aren't gross or you'll die? Don't my words bring anything, any sort of memory of someone like that, to you?"

The young man fell into a long contemplative silence before shrugging again. "I'm not that good imagining things. It must be easy for someone like Sku-chan, but I'm just an average guy. No way I could ever imagine someone as perfect as that, the way you're describing her. Much less that I could ever have met someone like her, so I could remember her."

Skuld pouted and looked aside. "It wasn't supposed to happen like this."

"Huh?"

"Nothing," she muttered.

You were supposed to remember, at least something, at least the vaguest deja vu here and there. Yours was a romance supposed to trascend time, something bigger than ourselves. Belldandy always thought so. This isn't fair to her, either!

"Stupid Keiichi," she kept on mumbling, even more bitterly.

"Eh? What did I do? You're just setting me up, aren't you? If I had told you yes, then you'd have accused me of being a pervert, objetifying women and having torrid dreams about them. Then you'd ask me how big her breasts were, and you'd start sulking on your chest and—"

"Like I'd care what do you think about my chest!" she snapped at him. "At least Urd isn't here, to think I'm basically doing what I always gave her hell for doing. For once I got what I always wanted, and yet now I just can't enjoy it..."

He gave her a perplexed stare. "I swear I just don't understand you, Sku-chan."

"Of course you wouldn't," she sighed, averting her eyes from him once more. She sniffled and rubbed her nose, and then she heard him again.

"I wish I could have dreams as beautiful as yours, anyway. I really do."

So maybe there was some hope for him yet.

edited 17th Jan '17 6:50:17 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

UberNimrod "EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out." from Likely nowhere near you Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
"EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out."
#90209: Jan 18th 2017 at 11:15:40 AM

@SCM Have you tried a FSN/Pokémon spoof in which the FSN characters are trying to capture the various Sabers?

I got to thinking about that the other day, and I see only 4 FSN/Pokémon crossovers on F Fnet. You'd think there would be at least something with that idea as a plot. Even if it is stupid.

Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#90210: Jan 18th 2017 at 11:23:50 AM

Technically, we already have Fate: Capsule Servants, which is almost the same thing.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#90211: Jan 18th 2017 at 11:27:45 AM

I am genuinelly surprised that we haven't seen a Pokemon third gen mod with the servants from FGO.

We have enough servants to cover all 383 pokemon, after all.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
chiufan95 Since: Jul, 2015
#90212: Jan 18th 2017 at 12:37:01 PM

[up]Really? I thought there were only around a hundred known servants.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#90213: Jan 18th 2017 at 1:17:02 PM

Every servant has 3 forms except for a couple which only have the one.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
TheNobody Since: Jan, 2011
#90214: Jan 18th 2017 at 2:09:09 PM

Your Chibi Saberface is evolving! Congratulations, Chibi Saberface evolved into Arturia!

Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#90215: Jan 18th 2017 at 2:21:02 PM

Could be done. That's how they did Touhou. But even beyond that, every servant has three forms corresponding to their ascencions. There's more than enough to fill 383 slots.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#90216: Jan 18th 2017 at 3:41:22 PM

What, Lily Evolves to Arturia or Arturia Alter depending on your karma meter, who both evolve to Lancer Artoria and Lancer Alter respectively, and you use a Beach Stone to evolve her to Pisstoria?

edited 18th Jan '17 3:41:57 PM by SCMof2814

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#90217: Jan 18th 2017 at 4:24:10 PM

It's not piss.

Give it up, we're all against you in this subject.

I mean, there's gotta be a limit on these things. The last thing anyone needs to add to something perfectly normal like 'King Arthur in a bikini frolicking in the beach with Mordred, Saint Martha, a fox, two pirates, an immortal witch who can turn you into a hermaphrodite and Marie Antoinette while not saving boar civilizations' is 'and she wields a watergun full of urine'.

SkormSnow-Strider Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#90218: Jan 18th 2017 at 5:20:42 PM

...I feel like I'm missing some context here, but at times like this I must ask myself, do I really wanna know what it is?

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#90220: Jan 18th 2017 at 5:28:35 PM

So... anyway, I guess you're working on your valentines day thing for this year? After I missed last year, I figured I would get ready earlier this time.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#90221: Jan 18th 2017 at 6:02:16 PM

[up][up][up]All the context you need is given by OM's post, but if you want more...

It's about the Fate Grand Order summer event, which featured some servants in swimsuits and alternate classes. Artoria got the Archer class and a water gun which SCM insists is filled with urine. It is clearly and very obviously not, but his obsession with urine has resulted in me deciding to block him and move on to pretend he doesn't exist anymore.

I thought he might have gotten over the joke a little while back but he clearly hasn't so I've decided that this time I'm making it permanent.

It should also be noted that SCM is abnormally, almost supernaturally, lucky with the Gacha and that definitely doesn't help the situation.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#90222: Jan 18th 2017 at 6:12:54 PM

I'm only lucky when you're pissed at me, and since there's a Servant I want right now... well, you see where this is going.

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#90223: Jan 18th 2017 at 7:36:12 PM

Valentine.

The Unmentioned.

"Did you ever meet my mother?" Negi asked.

Headmaster Konoe shook his head. "No, I'm afraid we never crossed paths personally. Eishun was her acquaintance for a long time, however. Didn't you ever ask him about her while you were in Kyoto?"

Negi made a long, awkward pause, then said, "I'll make sure of asking him next time we meet."

"How about my father's wife?" Shirou asked.

"From what I understand, she was raised in seclusion, and I never got to meet her either. Again, Eishun got to know her, however, since he briefly got himself embroiled in the Fuyuki War. That boy's got a real nose for trouble, I tell you, ho ho!"

The old man rasped, then added, "I have crossed paths with her father, the elder of the Einzberns, a few times, however. A... difficult man to deal with. If he educated young Illyasviel, it's no wonder she would be... indisposed towards you."

"I see," Negi pondered. "But, my father would tell you about her while visiting you, wouldn't he?"

"Ah, Nagi was the kind of man who would boast a lot about attracting beautiful women, but would hardly ever admit he'd fallen for one in turn. I mean, it was easy enough to see it whenever he was in love, but he always was reluctant to admit his feelings that openly. He was old fashioned in that way, I honestly don't know if he saw that acceptance as a weakness of sorts or honestly just couldn't convey his feelings in words. Nagi was a harder to read man than it would seem at first sight."

As he let Negi absorb that quietly, Konoe looked at the other boy in his office. "Now, Kiritsugu, I'm sure he'd have been a lot more open on the subject if he hadn't been... hurting so much. I don't think he ever recovered from Irisviel's death at all, but then, I imagine you would know that better than I."

Shirou looked down somberly. "He wouldn't even mention her to me. I just wish I could know what kind of person she was."

"There aren't even graves we can visit," Negi said. "No pictures either, it's almost as if they never existed. It doesn't seem fair, when one thinks about it, and even we carried on with that, never really stopping to think—"

"Arika," Konoemon said softly.

"Eh?" Negi blinked.

"Her name was Arika," he distantly added, reaching over to gently pat his head. "I don't know if the others ever told you that, but I can tell you this much, whenever you see Nagi again, tell him you have carried her name in your heart just as much as his. That is the best gift you'll ever be able to give him."

He looked at Shirou next, and added, "And when you and your sister solve your differences, remember telling her of how you're sure Kiritsugu and Irisviel's spirits will truly be at peace then."

They nodded silently and bowed their heads slightly as thanks.

Still eavesdropping from the outside hall, right by the office's door, Konoka sniffled loudly, wiped their eyes with a handkerchief, and pulled her phone out.

"Hello? Mom? I'm sorry I haven't called for a while..."

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
UberNimrod "EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out." from Likely nowhere near you Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
"EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out."
#90225: Jan 18th 2017 at 8:35:45 PM

[up][up] All according to plan.

I feel a little annoyed that you guys can play FGO. I thought it was only in Japanese?

In unrelated news, I am about to take several pallets of Zenturion melons from Dallas TX to Clarksville AR. Yes, those are the real name as I had to go look. Mostly because it sounded like something from a bad Robo Tech porno.

Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!

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