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Anemo1 The one and only from Wherever I was originally Since: Apr, 2014
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#80176: Mar 31st 2015 at 3:49:12 PM

Those are American biscuits

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rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Archivist10 Oh for God's sake! Since: Jan, 2013
Oh for God's sake!
#80178: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:10:09 PM

SCM: I think you may be thinking of Yorkshire puddings.

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80179: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:12:39 PM

No, I have an embargo on all things pudding, and I KNOW I ate these things. With gravy. Everything but cheese and cake is better with gravy, which proves that cake is superior and cheese is a bane on food.

Hyp3rB14d3 Since: Jan, 2001
#80180: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:16:03 PM

Nonsense! Cheese is great! ...Except when it isn't.

Archivist10 Oh for God's sake! Since: Jan, 2013
Oh for God's sake!
#80181: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:16:49 PM

Cheese. Me no like cheese.

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80182: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:21:12 PM

Cheese should only exist in pizza and pasta. In anything else it is a poison.

Anemo1 The one and only from Wherever I was originally Since: Apr, 2014
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#80183: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:44:35 PM

Magey, the biscuits your thinking of are the things the Pillsbury dough boy makes. Large, round, fluffy, commonly served with breakfast or dinner.

British biscuits on the other hand are small cookies commonly served with tea or as dessert.

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SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80184: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:46:43 PM

No, I know chicken was involved with the biscuits at some point. And spinach for some reason.

Anemo1 The one and only from Wherever I was originally Since: Apr, 2014
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#80185: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:47:20 PM

Chicken and biscuits are commonly served together in the American South

And yes, large amounts of gravy are also involved.

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SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80186: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:52:08 PM

Ah. That explains it.

So, Negima stuff. Would win a shooting war between Academy City and Mahora Academy?

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#80187: Mar 31st 2015 at 4:52:54 PM

I didn't choose this username fer nuthin'. Cheese is always great, as long as it isn't too salty and dry.

[up]On the subject of Index, I've been meaning to ask, which one do you dislike the most, Kamina or Touma?

edited 31st Mar '15 4:53:52 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80188: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:02:47 PM

Touma. His existence is a cancer. Kamina is merely a symptom of a larger problem. Like Chernobyl was a symptom.

UberNimrod "EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out." from Likely nowhere near you Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
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#80189: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:07:47 PM

I really need to sit down when I am home and finish off Index. I'm liking whatI have seen so far.

Biscuits are usually served with gravy as they range from dry and powdery to hard as a brick.

Cheese is wonderful. Enough said.

It is me, or is no one really commenting on Setsuna being deathly afraid of cats? I know I have mentioned Cookie and Biscuit on here before. I seem to think I said something about thinking about The Adventures of Cookie and Biscuit last month. I figured Setsuna would earn more commentary.

Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!
SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80190: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:13:18 PM

Hmm... Setsuna never fought the Fatette catgirl, did she?

SkormSnow-Strider Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#80191: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:14:08 PM

I find the idea hilarious and kinda adorable at the same time. Especially with Konoka actually acting sensitive to her little issue.

Now, how would she react to Koyomi's beast form...

EDIT: [up][nja]'d

edited 31st Mar '15 5:14:27 PM by SkormSnow-Strider

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80192: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:17:52 PM

And seriously, who'd win a shooting war: Academy City, Mahora Academy, Hakoniwa Academy, Ariadne, or Oorai?

SkormSnow-Strider Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#80193: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:29:20 PM

I want to say Mahora, but that's me arguing from a point of ignorance regarding the other contenders. Uh...they organized themselves fast with a stockpile of weapons from MM?

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80194: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:34:06 PM

Well, they have the robots Chao used from the Festival, the spider tanks, the magic cloaks, hats and weapons, and if they can get them running, 6 demon god soldiers.

edited 31st Mar '15 5:34:22 PM by SCMof2814

UberNimrod "EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out." from Likely nowhere near you Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
"EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out."
#80195: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:38:30 PM

Mahora would have to sit on the sidelines and sulk as they are not nearly as Magical as Ariadne or as Science as Academy City.

BUT, Mahora might be large enough to have their own Tank Division as a club activity.

I need to commit more time to research this.

Edit: If you are throwing in the demon god soldiers, then Mahora wins. Simple.

edited 31st Mar '15 5:39:54 PM by UberNimrod

Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!
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#80196: Mar 31st 2015 at 5:55:46 PM

Raising Negi

How to Use Tools

The loud banging sounds coming from the backyard was immediately suspicious, if for no other reason than loud banging sounds have historically been a bad thing in the house.

When they realized SCM wasn't in the bizarre gothic dungeon he called his room, the other member of the house grabbed the first aid kit and fire extinguisher and followed the noise.

What they found was almost anticlimactic.

"No Negi, you need to hold it lower down," SCM was saying as Negi hammered away at the nail. "If you hold it too close to the head, you lose a lot of power, and you never get anything done. It's a leverage thing. Here I'll show you again."

"What the hell is going on here?" Anemoi said.

Both Negi and SCM looked up innocently. The former probably was, but the latter, not so much. "I am teaching Negi about how to use tools," he said, as if it were obvious. "He got screwdrivers easily enough, but he needs to work on his hammering technique, and we're working on getting him to saw straight. He still tends to curve a bit when he saws. Next, we'll move on to sandpaper and how to use a planer."

"Not that!" Anemoi said, pointing to the tree behind them. "That!"

"It's a treehouse, obviously. Every kid should have one."

"Yes, but why is there a spiked moat around it?"

"Demons," Negi and SCM said seriously.

"We'll be ready this time," Negi said, nodding decisively.

Anyone wan to continue this scene?

Hyp3rB14d3 Since: Jan, 2001
#80197: Mar 31st 2015 at 6:03:39 PM

You don't like cheese on your omelettes, tacos, or mozzarella sticks?

EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
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#80198: Mar 31st 2015 at 6:04:38 PM

Eva01 opened his mouth to object, before stopping. After a brief Picard maneuver, he let out a sigh. "Yeah, sure, why the hell not. As long as nobody gets hurt on that who isn't supposed to be, go right on ahead."

Then he went back to playing PSX in his room.

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#80199: Mar 31st 2015 at 6:11:29 PM

[up][up]Mozzarella sticks, fine. Cheese is only okay on Pizza, Pasta, some burgers and mozzarella sticks. On things like pancakes, cakes, ice-cream, hotdogs, candy, rice, and chicken, it's a no-no.

rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#80200: Mar 31st 2015 at 6:28:11 PM

Most the stuff you list is over on the sweet end of the spectrum. Of course you don't have cheese with that. I wouldn't, and my standard dinner is potatoes with cheese.

And seriously, who'd win a shooting war: Academy City, Mahora Academy, Hakoniwa Academy, Ariadne, or Oorai?
Can't speak with authority about most of those, but in most cases I'd give Ariadne the advantage Mahora because while the latter is full of tough students I don't think Ariadne even has muggle-level students. Magic combat's part of the standard curriculum, right?

On the other hand, Chao is sufficiently bullshit for her resources to single-handedly tip the balance the other way. In either case, luck and strategy and such means it's not a sure thing.


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