> Be human male, because I'm feeling very unoriginal at this particular moment.

> Look around.

Hello. Kilgore Trout won't be posting anymore on the forum in the foreseeable future, and asked to have this told to you.

turn 1

Player locals - Desert - Skiller 2, Goblin Settlement Cathari Sarad | Anolis | Handlere, Human Town - Savaget 1337 > Plains, Mountain gregnes2000.

Skiller 2 - (4) - You take a look around. The air's dry, the rising morning sun bright, and for sprawling out for miles around you are large sand dunes. There doesn't appear to be much activity in the area other than your own. You however can spot some tracks, they appear to have come from human sized lizards. But overall the trail's too faded for you to tell what direction they went in.

Cathari Sarad - (1) - Your senses come flooding back to you. This for you leads to a utter sensory overload. There's a lot of activity bustling. You can tell that there's a lot of goblins similar to you in the area. But currently you're struggling to wrangle in your senses.

Black Mage Anolis - error - Would like to have the power to determine the weather? The ability to change the seasons all at will? I honestly ask you this and answer these questions with one of the following responses. Yes or no?

Handlere - (5) - You look around. You are within a city of goblins it appears. You appear to be significantly taller than that of the local residents. You are taller in comparison to the tallest goblin you can see. You can tell that the mood of the settlement is fair, things appear to be well. However in all probability they could be better. A few of the residents appear curious of you. You note there is goblin delivering the most recent news from a podium. Could you describe your physical characteristics a bit?

Savaget 1337 - (6) - You head north and nothing stops you. Literally, you go through a couple of houses, the human occupants are slightly unnerved by by your determination to continue in the northern direction. Some collateral damage aside you are now on some plains north of a town you walked out of.

gregnes2000 - (4) - You glance around the area. You appear to be within a mountainous area. There a lot of obstacles around. Cliffs, ledges, plateaus a lot of uneven terrain. You can spot a pass you can attempt to maneuver towards.

>Wander aimlessly.

I've been having PC difficulties, I didn't get to post out this as early as I wanted to today. If I don't respond to the replies within 2-3 without an update windows 10 has probably given out and I may take awhile to get another reply out. It seems something just doesn't want me to run this game as GM.

>Climb a sand dune and look around.

>Look for any travelers nearby to stealth kill and take their belongings.

edited 11th Jun '16 2:30:46 AM by Savaget1337

>Yes.

>be manly, rugged orc

>have huge fangs that could probably impale one of the little green ones

>walk north

edited 10th Jun '16 8:47:11 PM by handlere

My apologies for disappearing, everyone! Even I didn't think I'd be gone for this long, and I should've made an effort to get back to you. But, yes, thank you capnrecked for taking my place in my little absence! Finals are only a few days away, but in the meanwhile, I'll see if I can get back here and continue this, whether we want to go on with this new campaign or go on with the old one! Once again, sorry! I shouldn't have disappeared so suddenly!

I'd like to continue your session, Lime.

I am also somewhat in favor of restoring Lime's session.

Same. Sorry, Cap'n.

Might as well get this show on the road, then!

@Kilgore Trout(4,n/a): Your words seem to get through to her, as she raises her hand for another attack, only to stop. Her face shows pain and humility through gritted teeth, her cocky smile wavering.    All I wanted... was to be strong..    She says, in an almost defeated, pathetic manner. Maybe this is your chance? [[spoiler:Since getting people to stop attacking is a variable thing (kinda), let's just leave it up to the others.

@Cathari Sarad(6): As it stands, you can't seem to find anyway to get out of here. It's only the river, and the escalating mountains that separate it. That is, until, your calls for e are finally answered! A spiritual hawk comes flying down, their ghastly caws acting as the voice of rescue! With all of your strength, you use your almost non-existent muscles to jump up there and hope that they grab onto your with their talons! ....too bad you're not a ghost yourself! You just go through its body, before falling into the river below you like a rock. Komachi only notices after late Yeah, your best bet is to.. hey! what're you doin' in there?! They ask, as they hear a loud "PLUNK" in the water.

@Black Mage Anolis(4): Gyras gives you an agreeing nod, as he motions for his large squadron of soldiers to prepare to head for the woods. "Thank you, good sir. Hopefully we'll meet again somewhere. You've been a fine help to our investigation. I do hope that you fare well in the future." And with that, they head off, out of the village. Sure, you're in the clear, but what might that mean for all the other people and that Skiller guy?

@Savaget 1337(3): The vines you summon don't just wilt from the ground like before, but they don't seem to do much. At most, the lack of precision with that attack only causes a few mild scratches on her body. She doesn't seem to respond, however, to your attacks.

@powerpuffbats(4): Your sword starts to hum with powerful energy as it heats up, almost setting itself ablaze with mystical fire, but you seem to notice that one party member, and the enemy at hand, have both decided to relinquish their attacks for a moment?

@T-manboy55(4): Easy peasy, if you do say so yourself. How long has it been since you've seen the outside? A week? Maybe longer than that? Eh, who cares. At least you can finally get to your next job! That is, if you knew where all your buddies were. It seems as if they just disappeared! Although, you do hear stuff in that forest near by... sorta like the struggles of battle!

@Skiller 2(5): You raise your hand up and clench your fists, as your hands are occupied by spiritual energy. The flaring, sparking mass of energy forms itself into a spear. You can barely keep a hold of it as the sheer power sends shocks and shivers down your hand and through your body. Still, you hold on, waiting for this enemy to slip up and attack on some short notice.

> Try escaping, again.

> Adopt sociopathy and forget their potential woes. Instead, attempt to find a place to stay for the night. (Maybe have that as two actions?)

>Try Juron again.

Unfortunately, we lost Kilgore Trout.

edited 19th Jun '16 3:28:35 PM by Savaget1337

>Tries to use Fire abilities.

>Wait for a good shot.

Yeesh, I suppose it's my fault for letting this die, huh.... my deepest apologies! Summer vacation and other circumstances have left me without internet, and over time, I've neglected it! But, hopefully, there's a chance to redo this- if anyone is still around to try, I can sorta build this from the ground up!

Ooh! I'd like to play, it sounds fun!

I also wouldn't mind seeing a reboot of this.

I would like to see a reboot as well.

edited 29th Aug '16 9:53:08 AM by Skiller2

Of course, of course! But, some stuff I'd like to sorta mention- the last game was a bunch of mixed elements, with characters coming from different settings and the like.. kinda. I've been thinking of incorporating an idea for a plot, but it might not be something everyone wishes to make a character or put themselves into. Would everyone be okay with trying this idea, or should it just be something free-range like last time?

Either one's fine with me. A free-range thing though sounds like Crazy Awesome. I live for Crazy Awesome! But a plot has quite a bit of hilarity potential as well, so there's that.