Joyful angel
Did you see that asshole steal my purse?
You know, I've never hated John Cena. .
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
How optimistic are you?
A terminal disease. I don't know what, but it's definitely terminal.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
What do you think of my new look?
Pot-bellied.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
my current job
So, how'd you like your chicken?
*snap* Coitenly! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Singularity of Self Delusion
I really think you watch too much of the Three Stooges, woouldn't you agree?
- incoherent rambling, begging, pleading and pained screaming*
You want me to stop, don't you? But where's the fun in that?!
Don't question my methods, I'm a doctor!
How sweet it is
Why are you not using anesthesia when operating on me?
No, I am not wearing THAT, thank you.
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Red Like Santa
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So, what did you think of that Uwe Boll movie?
I just came for some allergy medication. Why are you removing my brain?
You really should wear a shirt in public.
The real question is "Why not"?
edited 7th Jun '16 8:58:15 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerI can't believe you just stripped in public! Why would you do that?
Blue.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Red Like Santa
Patient, what is the color of your penis right now?
Because I feel like it.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Carl, why are you killing that man?
Llamas, of course, why do you ask.
edited 7th Jun '16 10:27:45 AM by 4maskwolf
Destroyer of worlds.
What powers your time machine?
The manual said the best way to get reception was if you did it without wearing pants.
Is not impressed.
Joyful angel
Where are you pants?
Well we can at least agree he's a prick.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Colourful Linguist
What would you say about your younger self?
There's this news report about something you did.
"Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life." ~ Omar Khayyam
How sweet it is
Okay, why is everyone acting like paparazzi around me?
One is enough; I don't need another.
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Interfector
Why did you amputate one of your balls?
It's kind of like Team Fortress 2, except not really like TF 2 at all.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Red Like Santa
Why did you blow up the kitten orphanage?
Because I know you want some.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Why'd you double your licorice prices?!
Then Cain slew his brother, Abel, and—SHIT! WRONG STORY!
edited 7th Jun '16 2:56:48 PM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Interfector
What happens after part 31 of the Quran?
Oh, I all high as a holy shit right now.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Joyful angel
Do you smoke all the drugs in the police evidence room?
Well at least I'm an honest coward!
edited 8th Jun '16 6:08:41 AM by Superjohn
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Why would you think avoiding the draft would make you anything but a coward?
I did it to become immortal. It didn't work the way I intended it, though.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
why did you steal that walrus photograph and use a spell to bring it to life to have a battle to the death?
well you try killing three lions with one syringe!
edited 7th Jun '16 7:00:38 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
my current job
Dude, why do you look like the lovechild of Frankenstein and the topographical map of Nepal?
You worry too much!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
What is this sandwich's meat made from?
That's why you always use pepper spray.
Now known as Cyber Controller