The man behind the slaughter
Why are the lights on?
Dude, just shut the fuck up!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
PAINKILLER
Do you think the guards will hear us?
It was a black friday sale.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
my current job
Oh my god, you look like you've been through a hellstorm! What happened to you, mate?!
I fell out of the tree.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Why are you covered in blood?
Its not an obsession! I'm just extremely devoted.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Braids From S286 Not Included
What's with your waifu shrine?
Drop down and give me 20!
edited 16th Nov '15 10:22:02 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
How sweet it is
Sorry that I'm an hour late for our training session. Will you forgive me?
For starters, your hair is on fire.
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
At the heart of the world...
So how'd the experiment go?
I ate my peas. You should be happy.
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Why'd you leave all of the vegetables to waste?
Homework. Homework. Homework.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
The man behind the slaughter
Why are you tired?
HEY LOOK AT MEEEE!(does a stupid dance).
edited 17th Nov '15 1:03:29 PM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Scarlet Witch
What do you want me to do, again?
That's not tomato juice.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Dread Pirate Captain
-holds up a glass of red liquid- Hey, I found this sitting on the counter. What is it?
Yes, you can call the deliveryman if it's necessary.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
The man behind the slaughter
Want me to deliver the message?
Eh, it was a worthless universe anyway.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
You're a monster for killing all those people, you know that?
Infantry does not beat tank!
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising
Dread Pirate Captain
So I devised this wargame strategy called "Infantrycide", where we put all our resources into making lots of infantry units to attack anything the enemy has. Whaddaya think of it?
No, no, you do not use a power strip that way!
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Fly Air Madeline
I'm gonna go roast these ultrathin vanilla wafers in the power strip prongs, that okay with you?
Through sheer determination alone, I'm going to move this department store to a more suitable location with my mind!
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
The man behind the slaughter
Don't you think putting a department store on top of Mt. Everest was a bad Idea?
Well, he was going to die from cancer anyway.
edited 24th Nov '15 7:12:55 AM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Dread Pirate Captain
Why did you shoot that old man down with an AA-12 at point-blank range?!
Admittedly, these confetti and balloons are rather unnecessary.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Why did you buy so much pointless crap for this event?! It's a meeting!
Okay fine, this is where I put it.
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Where's the body?
It was only at half volume.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
The man behind the slaughter
Why is the song so loud?
I made it female because reasons.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Dread Pirate Captain
You do realize that our figurine doesn't need to have gender..details, right?
I slept only two hours yesterday for this. I refuse to have it any other way.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
64th Successor
bump
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
The man behind the slaughter
Don't you Remember that Santa doesn't exist?
If I cared for my life, then I would have left at the beginning.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Why haven't you left Tom?
I love you.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
Why did you lose the briefcase?!
Iunno. They just started working.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.