nibs-san has returned
My panties, are in my room, senpai.
I am determined to find the best savings!
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Tell me something happy
Why, exactly, are you holding a Wal-Mart employee at gunpoint?
I fell asleep halfway through it.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
nibs-san has returned
Why didn't you turn the porn off when I walked in?
I live for chocolate
edited 27th Nov '14 7:35:40 PM by nbs4
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
my current job
So what do you think of that film about that weird band we saw last week?
No, I left it in the printer.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
nibs-san has returned
Did you take that picture of the deceased with us in the car so I can put it on their grave?
It'll soothe your wounds.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Lovely Legilimens
So what does this potion that says "totally not poison" do?
I'm cold. You're cold. I found this teddy bear — even he is cold — and my whisky won't last forever.
Bonus points if you get the reference.
edited 28th Nov '14 9:18:20 AM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
my current job
What is your problem, mister?
Well, the mirror's broken, so we won't be able to for another month.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
actually i am dead wow
Lovely Legilimens
Discord, what are you?
I keep on forgetting that they can teleport!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Why didn't you dodge?
Because mud tastes good.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Lovely Legilimens
Why are you eating that? It's not chocolate cake!
Sadly, this box doesn't have a label on it, so I don't know what's inside.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Is that what I think it is?
Because that is what love is.
Lovely Legilimens
Why is love an open door?
His memories are leaking from his hippocampus!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Why is his nose all runny?
Because nobody likes Venusaur.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
my current job
Well, points for creativity, but why did you kill it?
Uh, just one, actually.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Lovely Legilimens
How many geeky collectibles do you have?
Out of my way. I'M DOING QUESTS!!!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Tief girl with eartude
Why are you smashing up my po-
Well, I would, but I'm washing my hair.
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Breath of the Sun
Will you get out of the damn shower? You're wasting hot water!
Wait, I think that was World Famous Pugilist Tommy Ray Handley!
edited 29th Nov '14 7:41:07 PM by kagescorpionakki
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Lovely Legilimens
Who's that guy doing ridiculous things in that area?
Because their beards freak me out.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Why did you blow up Russia?
Because, you're secretly Superman, who's secretly Batman.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
One just might
Why are you insisting that I'm so awesome?
I don't know who, but I know I'm following and stalking someone.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
actually i am dead wow
Who's that person there and... wait a minute... what the hell are you doing?
No, I work at the muffin factory.
boop I'm more active on here
Lovely Legilimens
Oh man, are you ever gonna run out of muffins?
I expected some tofu, but all I got was no-fu!
edited 30th Nov '14 7:44:22 AM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Tief girl with eartude
Why did you sigh up for that nihilism based martial-arts class?
Because I was a robot all along.
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Whodunit?
Oh no. I've been looking all over in the wrong place!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."