I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor walks over. "C-Section baby? Born from a man?"
He stops. "Hey those are options!"
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
"Umm... how did it happen then?"
Spriggan was standing near Fran, asking her.
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
You know, I still don't know what's going on here, or who any of you are... it seems to me that that might be a bit more important than life stories right now...
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
"Oh, so..." Blink thought for a moment. "An arificially-created organic individiual? I was pretty sure those were impossible, though! Then again, you probably came from another world..."
She teleported to the newcomer's other side. "So, what's your name?"
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Gordon looked at who was talking to the newcomer and sighed. Blink wasn't a good source of explanation. He stood, and walked towards the electrode-headed, stitching-covered girl.
"Welcome to the common room," he said first, dryly. "You've been randomly selected by a bunch of godlike beings to compete in random challenges."
Brainfart moment, edited.
edited 4th Mar '11 8:59:46 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Bitch pills
Rey stood, staring at the girl, frowning slightly, seemingly thinking her over.
"She looks like a girl Frankenstein..."
Easing back into life one step at a time
@Rey: She can hear you just fine, you know. My name is Fran Madaraki.
Bitch pills
"What? Oh. I said that out loud. Huh. Sorry about that." He nodded. "Rey Mysterio Jr. Pleasure to meet you."
Easing back into life one step at a time
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
"Fran Madaraki? Well, I better introduce myself now, then!" Blink replied cheerfully, stepping back and striking a pose. "I'm Blink! Master Thief! You need something stolen? I'll steal it for you, but always for a price!"
Gordon sighed. "I'm Doctor Gordon Freeman, it's nice to meet you. Be prepared to be stuck here for a while."
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Mr. (4)
Yuuka peered over from across the room.
Not human, far as outward signs could tell.
Youkai? Not quite...but...
I's very nice to meet all of you! I'm sure we'll get on just fah-ah-choo!
-she sneezed loudly, and one of her eyes popped out and rolled across the floor-
Rats!
-she covered her eyesocket with one hand and groped on the floor with the other-
Please don't step on it!
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
"Holy shit..."
Spriggan was taken by surprise. "Is that a damn real eye?!"
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
Lord of Shadows
Bowser didn't react to the sudden clap in front of his face.
"I did. You still ignored me. And now that I have your attention, may I ask what the heck was going on while I was asleep?"
To be seen, stand up To be heard, speak up To be appreciated, shut up
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Gordon stared for a few moments. "Holy shit."
Blink apparently didn't see anything remotely wrong with this, and instead teleported and tried to catch the eye for Fran.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Bitch pills
Rey stared as the eye rolled across the floor, blinking a time or two, then looked at Spriggan. "Remember what I said earlier about no one throwing up? You can forget that now."
He turned and moved behind his ring and quickly under it, though fortunately any sounds that came from beneath were muffled nearly to the point of being unheard.
Easing back into life one step at a time
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor stares and groans. "UUUUHHHH. EEWWW."
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
Thank you!
-she took the eye from Blink, wiped it on her sleeve and jammed it back in, blinking rapidly-
So embarassing when that happens... and so hard to find a replacement that matches!
Geomancer
Clubs Deuce was with the others and was running when Fran's eye popped out. Instead of reacting with disgust, he stared at it curiously.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
"Agent Spriggan with the Trans Global Specialists Inc., former PMC now security specialist company."
Spriggan introduced himself to Fran.
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
"It's no problem! Although I haven't seen that kinda thing happen before," Blink replied. "Human eyes are attached by a lot of nerve tissue or something like that! Then again, you're an artificially created organic lifeform. Which is really cool, by the way!"
Gordon stared for a few moments more and shook his head. "Um... right... so, do you have any more questions?"
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
What exactly do these godlike beings make us do?
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
"Make us go into challenges. Most of them require combat. Others require our skills."
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
Combat? Oh, I don't know about that! I could never kill someone. Life is far too sacred for that...
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
"Well, let's see... fight monsters, incredibly unusual things that I have no desire to repeat, fix Shakesperean plays, and help psychic dolphins," Gordon said. "I wish I was joking about all that."
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"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Bitch pills
Rey slowly crawled out from under the ring, carrying his shirt, which was rolled up in a ball, looking slightly pale. "I'm gonna...change shirts..." he mumbled, heading for the door to his room. "I think...shouldn't have drunk all that tequila earlier..."
Easing back into life one step at a time
The electrodes are in her head, not her neck
A cyborg?
-Fran laughed cheerfully-
I should say not! Although I definitely wasn't born in the uh, "usual way".