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RBomber Since: Nov, 2010
#14776: May 14th 2015 at 2:46:33 AM

If you just want to only ruin his day, a well placed one apple is enough. Ruined engine block or roof will do that to you.

The problem is that, like sniping, shooting an apple from orbit into specified target requires you to count many variables like you wouldn't believe. Visual parallax, Earth rotation, wind situation, clouds, air drag, change caused by speeding through sound barrier....

Also, tracking apple sized things in orbit from ground is really, really hard to do.

It's much, much simpler to just dump big, observable object on your target, with math much simple, on account that even if you miss about 10 m, you still got result.

With lots of Collateral Damage, but still got result nevertheless.

Also, apple, and anything made of sugar in general, is bad choice for shooting from orbit, on account that they usually won't survive reentry. Better have apple made of uranium, or heat-resistant ceramic, if possible. Or diamond. Or....

On Harry and miss Naga: I more counting on possiblilities that Dresden accidentally makes a faux pas by calling her(?) "Miss" Airavata.

edited 14th May '15 3:17:46 AM by RBomber

Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#14777: May 14th 2015 at 4:46:21 AM

That Marcone looks like he should be expecting James Bond to die. Or maybe getting punched in the throat by Liam Neeson.

And that kind of math makes me happy.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
math792d Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#14778: May 16th 2015 at 3:17:10 AM

Marcone is a complete idiot throughout pretty much all of Down Town.

Still not embarrassing enough to stan billionaires or tech companies.
Pannic Since: Jul, 2009
#14779: May 19th 2015 at 8:53:20 PM

So I skipped book 2 and I'm like three chapters into Grave Peril. Been introduced to Michael and some stuff about confronting ghosts.

And that's it. See you all in a few months, or whenever it is I dust off my Kindle again!

Fanfiction I hate.
math792d Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#14780: May 23rd 2015 at 7:00:31 AM

Reading about Las Tierras Rojas in the Paranet Papers really makes me want to set a game there.

Still not embarrassing enough to stan billionaires or tech companies.
Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#14781: May 23rd 2015 at 10:23:55 AM

That being?

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
math792d Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#14782: May 23rd 2015 at 12:20:02 PM

Basically Central and South America post-Red Court.

Otherwise known as 'everything's fucked, yo.'

There's a Red Court rage vampire who really wants to be Batman.

edited 23rd May '15 12:20:16 PM by math792d

Still not embarrassing enough to stan billionaires or tech companies.
rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
World's Cutest Direwolf
#14783: May 23rd 2015 at 2:17:23 PM

Bit too Hulk Smash in defense of the innocent to pull off the code against killing, though.

Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#14784: May 23rd 2015 at 2:27:26 PM

Red Court? My memory's a bit fuzzy, but weren't they the ones Dresden fucked up?

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#14785: May 23rd 2015 at 2:37:42 PM

Math meant a Whamp.

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Druplesnubb Editor of Posts Since: Dec, 2013
Editor of Posts
#14786: May 23rd 2015 at 3:53:59 PM

But why would you ever want to skip Book 2?

NativeJovian Jupiterian Local from Orlando, FL Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Jupiterian Local
#14787: May 23rd 2015 at 4:07:32 PM

The first three books were really not all that great. Hell, the first two were basically the same book with the names changed. It was Strictly Formula, right down to "Harry brews some potions for something, circumstances change to negate their original purpose, but he ends up using them for something unexpected during the climax instead". It wasn't really until the fourth book that the series hits its stride.

Really from Jupiter, but not an alien.
asterism from the place I'm at Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
#14788: May 23rd 2015 at 4:10:32 PM

You'll still probably want to read books 2 and 3. 2 has the first appearance of the werewolves, and 3 has a whole host of characters who'll be Important Later, though on a more main character note you've got Thomas and Michael.

edited 23rd May '15 4:10:57 PM by asterism

Heart of Stone
NativeJovian Jupiterian Local from Orlando, FL Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Jupiterian Local
#14789: May 23rd 2015 at 4:11:35 PM

Yeah, they're worth reading through once, if only because they introduce stuff that keeps coming up again later. They're not terrible in and of themselves, but they're definitely no where near as good as the rest of the series.

Really from Jupiter, but not an alien.
LogoP Party Crasher from the Land of Deep Blue Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Party Crasher
#14790: May 23rd 2015 at 4:42:00 PM

Going back to the Red Vamps a bit, do we actually know how they, used to, reproduce? I may have missed a few lines reading the books but it was never clear, to me.

Now, we know that it's not via bite. They keep whole villages drugged-up for years with their saliva. We also know that Susan was somehow "infected" with their demonic thirst. So... do they convert people into half-vamps by feeding them their blood or something?

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
math792d Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#14791: May 23rd 2015 at 5:03:17 PM

The nobles are apparently the only ones who can do it. Maybe their bite is just Special.

Still not embarrassing enough to stan billionaires or tech companies.
Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#14792: May 23rd 2015 at 6:44:12 PM

For the record, my country probably wouldn't be a shithole post Rampocalypse.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
LMage Scion of the Dragon from Miss Robichaux's Academy Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Scion of the Dragon
#14793: May 23rd 2015 at 7:00:01 PM

You know what's sad?

It's been almost a year since I went perusing Dresden Files fanfic archives and there are basically no real additions of any note. Not even for the Dresden/Marcone ship.

"You are never taller then when standing up for yourself"
kingtiger522 Since: Jul, 2012
#14794: May 23rd 2015 at 9:40:09 PM

[up][up]It'd get a little bit shitholier, at least. Tough to escape the results of that kind of implosion.

[up]TBPF, I'm not super familiar with the Dresden fanfic scene in general but it's never been terribly robust, from what I can recall.

LMage Scion of the Dragon from Miss Robichaux's Academy Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Scion of the Dragon
#14795: May 23rd 2015 at 9:45:48 PM

In general despite a wide fallowing the Dresden fandom as a whole is pretty slim. The strongest community is the RP community- and even only holds it's own against works with equal sized bases.

I'm not sure why, but on the whole the Dreden Files fandom tends to be so -passive-.

"You are never taller then when standing up for yourself"
Millardkillmoore Since: Mar, 2010
#14796: May 23rd 2015 at 10:24:15 PM

I'd agree with that. But it's also one of the sanest, calmest, and nicest fandoms I've seen.

edited 23rd May '15 10:24:26 PM by Millardkillmoore

RBomber Since: Nov, 2010
#14797: May 23rd 2015 at 11:34:20 PM

Well, if that's cup of your tea, there are writer that updates his Dresden crossover, not regularly, but often enough to gives me hope.

math792d Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#14798: May 23rd 2015 at 11:45:33 PM

[up][up] I have seen the stupid that dwells in this particular fan community.

I respectfully disagree.

Still not embarrassing enough to stan billionaires or tech companies.
RBomber Since: Nov, 2010
#14799: May 24th 2015 at 12:07:40 AM

It has the least crazy. You can't expect any fandom without some stupid in them.

Being the best doesn't actually makes you perfect.

KnightofLsama Since: Sep, 2010
#14800: May 24th 2015 at 12:21:09 AM

For the record, my country probably wouldn't be a shithole post Rampocalypse.

Now I have to ask, where is that exactly. Because I see "The Land of Quakes and Hills" and I think New Zealand.


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