Let's Comprehend: The True Chronicles of my Kindergarten Life

It's in this folder labeled "Draft Book" that I remember writing in when I was little. Now for the internet to see it! I will go a week at a time. Things in parenthesis are things my teacher corrected. Let's start!

Soptember 7

IASTA (I am sitting at a table.)

The picture is of me, and 2 other people sitting at a table. I have a bunch of... burgers? Obviously, I experimented with acronyms in this entry.

September8

I AM JAPN (jumping.)

I remember this. I wanted to write "I am jumping from wave to wave" or something like that, but my teacher was like, "NO THAT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T JUMP WHILE SURFING." The picture is of me surfing on one of three waves. Could I have a secret desire to become Japan?

Oh hey, that week is already finished. Must of started school on Thursday. Tell me if you like this!

edited 9th Oct '10 8:14:05 PM by Reecer6

I think this is an amusing idea for a liveblog. Continue!

Next week!

SePteMber12

JAK (Jay) AeD (and) ME RIID (ride) TAe (the) BAI (big) RAIP (ramp)

I know who Jay is, but was he really such a good friend? Backstory time, Jay is an English person. He left to go back to his home country but came back this year. So the picture, it's of me and (apparently)Jay skating some big ramps. It's symmetrical! Also, raip. Unfortunate Implications?

SePtember14

Jay AoN (and) I S (switched) B (places.)

I have no idea how I confused 'B' with 'places.' So apparently we're in space, all the stars are Christian, and either the sun has a big you-know-what or a rocket crashed into a rocket that crashed into the sun. Me and Jay are holding hands while on skateboards, apparently we're spinning. Sorry, no Freaky Friday here! Man, I must've had an awesome life. Skateboarding on big ramps one day, Being IN SPACE on the next...

sePtember15

JAy AND I R (are) DEIEN (drinking.)

Unfortunate Implications ahoy! So apparently we're at another skatepark. I've looked around the entire city and have not seen one skatepark so far. I think that's lemonade we're drinking. Some of those skaters have hoverboards! *is jealous*

Apparently count: 4

That about ends what seems to be this week. Comments?

edited 9th Oct '10 9:46:31 PM by Reecer6

Please continue.

September20

JAy AN I CAM (e) HoD (home.)

Finally, I capitalize September right! How mudane. We go home. I wish you could see the picture though, it's very detailed. Assuming my house is on the legy and Jay's on the right, my house has a door leading to nowhere, a skater flying out of the window, a sidewalk leading not into the door but a window, and a corpse on the sidewalk. Jay's house has a balcony which you have to go out a window to get to and a... skater blob? We share a backyard, there's a pitchfork in the tree, and Armstrong is walking on the Moon (I didn't make this THAT long ago.)

september21

Jay AND I Are SEBI (sleeping) AT (at) MI (my) [window]ASI (house.)

I officially proclaim window a new letter! Despite the fact we're sleeping in a bunk bed, we're both on the top bunk. The bed faces a black square. Also, at > at? What?

septeMber22

I am TRAM (trying) 2 (to) GT (get) 2 (to) NU (New) YOC (York.)

This begins the I-Love-Toni-Hawk part of the book. I say Toni because it says that every time. So yeah, I'm not actually trying to get to real New York, just in game. The drawing shows, in detail, me pressing a button!

september23

TON(i) HOK (Hawk) iS P(l)A(yi)N(g the () P(l)A(y)GAN(ground )) Bi (by) TA (the) Hi(gh) SOol (School.)

I don't know what my teacher thinks, but that's Tony. T-O-N-Y. The picture is of him doing tricks at some park. He has 200,000 points!

Another week finished.

edited 9th Oct '10 10:42:44 PM by Reecer6

I wanna see pics of your writings!!

Sorry, I don't have access to a camera right now.

No update right now, not in the mood.

Let's read some more!

septeMber26

ToNi HAwK is JiB (jumping) The Biis (bridge) T(h)AT GOS (goes) 2 (to) The TAN (train) SAN (station.)

Jumping? The picture shows that Tony is the size of Godzilla and is crushing the bridge. He might be doing a Japan if he really is jumping.

SePteMber27

ToNi HAWK Si (is) HOOTN (holding) To A CRR (car.)

Since when was Tony Hawk an owl? How do owls ride skateboards? How do owls grab on cars? So according to the picture this owl is holding onto the back of a car in a very small square in the middle of nowhere with only a bridge near it.

SePtember 29

im (I'm) eeDN (eating) COHN (corn.)

The picture is unremarkable. Could I have a secret desire to be corn from the Garden of Eden?

The week's already up. See you next week!