Cracked takes a look in the mirror.
And much like any lesser animal fails to recognise itself.
But at least the comments section is more aware.
Basically canon
J.F. Sargent says goodbye to list articles...
sort of. Saying anything else would spoil it.
The law in the night
I'm 'aving a good giggle here m8.
That was surprisingly funny.
Inter arma enim silent leges
also known as Oryutzen
http://www.cracked.com/video_20118_newsy-how-to-know-if-shes-dtf-5Bph5D.html
This was rather reductive.
http://www.cracked.com/article_24154_the-6-biggest-dick-moves-by-famous-superheroes.html
You know I don't think Cracked reads the entire Wiki article on these comics before writing these.
Or just omit info for the sake of jokes.
God-Mayor of Sim-Kind
You know, I'm seriously considering on writing an article or two on Cracked for an quick buck.
Answer no master, never the slave Carry your dreams down into the grave Every heart, like every soul, equal to break
I wouldnt call it 'quick'. It took them several months to edit the article I wrote.
edited 17th Aug '16 5:27:06 PM by Xopher001
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
You wrote an article?
Mind linking it for me?
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
Ah, cool. I remembered liking that article.
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
Thank you
http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-not-at-all-creepy-tricks-remembering-peoples-names/
I tended to use #5, associating their name with something famous, or common.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-inspirational-quotes-from-historys-biggest-monsters/#Comments
I know the American Left just bought a condo inside it's own colon but calling Nixon one of 'Histories greatest Monsters' is still pushing it.
I dunno, did you ever see his nose?
That a half-troll made it to become the U.S. President is an inspiration to monstrous humanoids everywhere.
I can't tell if ATB is an extreme leftist or rightist. Maybe it's just safer to say that he's an extreme annoyance.
An extreme idiot in any case. At least he didn't bring up Trump into this this time.
Anyway, for stuff that isn't stupid in at least three different ways, an article about people who create fake languages for movies and tv shows and one about how animators get treated like shit by the movie industry.
You can't call a language fake after it's been created. The way animators are treated though. Wow
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
I have a friend who is planning on going into animation.
I gotta warn him about this.
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
The law in the night
It turns out animators don't have much differently from game developers.
Inter arma enim silent leges
Cracked interviews a pair of strikebreakers.
Most of the comments are some variation on "I usually feel some sympathy for the people in these personal experience articles, but f*ck these two."
Can't say I disagree with that sentiment. I understand that people need to earn a living and that not everyone can be an astronaut, but joining the goon squad to ensure the victory of your corporate overlords over those uppity plebs seems just so incredibly low. Like, "Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain" low.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-male-visionaries-were-females-heres-how-theyd-be-fired/#Comments
Just in case you were considering giving this one a shot, it's from the same literary genius behind 'Cup of Vomit'.
'Takes a bow'