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DirectorCannon Prima Donna Director from A cornfield in Indiana Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: I want you to want me
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#526: Jul 20th 2012 at 7:39:40 PM

It is Batman Week.

"Urge to thump... rising." -Fighteer
Skylark2 A Sequel To A SF Novel from Australia Since: May, 2012
A Sequel To A SF Novel
#527: Jul 20th 2012 at 11:27:20 PM

Also Nolan as the first guy to treat super heroes seriously, really?

edited 20th Jul '12 11:27:35 PM by Skylark2

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Psyclone Since: Jan, 2001
#528: Jul 21st 2012 at 4:14:16 AM

http://www.cracked.com/article_19900_5-disturbing-ways-food-will-be-different-in-future.html

...I don't see how #5 through #3 are disturbing, ESPECIALLY #3. Vertical farming is awesome.

Also, for a minute I thought #2 would involve the urine recycling systems being developed in order to deal with peak phosphorus (which I believe was even mentioned on Cracked). But no, it's straight Waterworld style pee filters. My mistake.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#529: Jul 21st 2012 at 4:17:12 AM

Yeah, it seems that the author is rather excited about the entries. Maybe he should have replaced "Disturbing" with "Awesome."

edited 21st Jul '12 4:17:26 AM by dRoy

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Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#530: Jul 21st 2012 at 4:34:20 AM

It's a crappy list, just a dull article on the whole but the story at the end had me crying with laughter.
Haven't finished reading it yet, but the article linked under #3 is very interesting to me.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#531: Jul 21st 2012 at 4:51:08 AM

Oh my God, 17 is just brilliant.

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Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#532: Jul 21st 2012 at 4:56:46 AM

... Would you mind explaining? I never read the book and I'm curious.

UltimatelySubjective Conceptually Frameworked from Once, not long ago Since: Jun, 2011
Conceptually Frameworked
#533: Jul 21st 2012 at 6:00:08 AM

Well, I wouldn't say brilliant...

See Fence Painting.

To elaborate, Tom Sawyer is a mischievous character. Would rather goof off than do chores. One day he had to whitewash the fence (paint it white I think). So he began at the task in earnest, but looking completely absorbed and fascinated at whitewashing the fence. After a while other children gathered, and were incredibly curious what the fuss was about. Tom remained absorbed and acted incredibly reluctant to share the task. Eventually all the other children were so interested that they were willing to pay him to paint the fence. Even though it was his chore. And it was work.

Basically he convinced them fence painting was fun through reverse psychology and not only got out of the task himself, but also profited.

edited 21st Jul '12 6:00:54 AM by UltimatelySubjective

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Ookamikun Since: Jan, 2001
#534: Jul 21st 2012 at 8:25:32 AM

Batman fanboy talks trash about Superman

Tip: Saying All Star Superman is great won't invalidate your Batman fanboy eyeglasses.

Saiga (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#535: Jul 21st 2012 at 8:34:45 AM

[up]x7 The problem is that the writers aren't the ones who pick the titles, so often you'll see articles that don't quite match the title.

That sign one was pretty fun.

edited 21st Jul '12 8:38:35 AM by Saiga

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#536: Jul 21st 2012 at 9:05:21 AM

[up] That sucks.

This is one of my favorite articles of all time.

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Saiga (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#537: Jul 21st 2012 at 9:08:16 AM

You wish to learn how to kill men with your bare hands?

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#538: Jul 21st 2012 at 9:10:18 AM

You mean you don't?

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Saiga (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#539: Jul 21st 2012 at 9:46:23 PM

There's nothing left for me to learn.cool

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#540: Jul 21st 2012 at 10:17:20 PM

Awesome, sir. cool

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WinterWorlock Since: May, 2012
#541: Jul 22nd 2012 at 12:51:43 AM

Uh. On the topic that Batman "better" than Superman article. I swear it's fanboys like that that are driving me further and further away from the rich guy and towards the man in blue.

Saiga (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#542: Jul 22nd 2012 at 12:53:42 AM

I don't like either of them, but the Batman hype is quite hard to bear.

Skylark2 A Sequel To A SF Novel from Australia Since: May, 2012
A Sequel To A SF Novel
#543: Jul 22nd 2012 at 12:56:34 AM

Jesus the Batman articles are getting boring, I mean I like him as much as the next guy but there is such a thing as overexposure.

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WinterWorlock Since: May, 2012
#544: Jul 22nd 2012 at 12:59:01 AM

Oh, I know. Ugh, Batman is the Wolverine of DC: over-exposed and while-a-fine-superhero-in-his-own-right-is-not-the-do-all-be-all-of-superheroes-so-stop-acting-like-he-is.

JethroQWalrustitty OG Troper from Finland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
OG Troper
#545: Jul 22nd 2012 at 4:29:02 AM

Michael Swaim raps about how much Batman sucks for Gotham citizens

I'm... not sure what I expected. Because it's not titled like that on the front page. And when it did go to the rap bit, I was pleasantly surprised. The difference might not be apparent to people who don't like rap at all *

, but there's a difference between rapping and just reciting words over a beat. Swaim actually does carry the flow, and there's a lot of clever wordplay and tasteful use of rap cliches without making it a complete caricature.

The chorus isn't that great, but whatever. Maybe he should have gotten Wocka Floca Flame to do taht, because that's all he's good for.

edited 22nd Jul '12 4:29:31 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

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Skylark2 A Sequel To A SF Novel from Australia Since: May, 2012
A Sequel To A SF Novel
#546: Jul 22nd 2012 at 6:00:38 AM

[up]Wocka Floca Flame? Sounds like a strange Australian cartoon character.

edited 22nd Jul '12 6:06:37 AM by Skylark2

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nairoxev Since: Nov, 2011
#547: Jul 22nd 2012 at 10:34:23 AM

I like the silly article titles. I am positive and take their idiocy as part of the joke.

edited 22nd Jul '12 10:35:43 AM by nairoxev

JethroQWalrustitty OG Troper from Finland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
OG Troper
#548: Jul 22nd 2012 at 10:56:32 AM

Wocka Floca Flame? Sounds like a strange Australian cartoon character.

He did get his name from a cartoon character. Rap names are weird, some times.

edited 22nd Jul '12 10:56:39 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

the statement above is false
Ookamikun Since: Jan, 2001
#549: Jul 22nd 2012 at 11:16:58 AM

Uh. On the topic that Batman "better" than Superman article. I swear it's fanboys like that that are driving me further and further away from the rich guy and towards the man in blue.

Exactly. hell, you can reverse the title and it'd also apply to Batman.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#550: Jul 24th 2012 at 2:46:10 AM

TV Tropes is the number 12. I love how whenever there are websites related photoshop contest at least one of them is about TV Tropes.

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