The Cracked Thread

My favorite Cracked Writer is the Canadian enigma that is Bucholz. For he taught me the ways of beating animals with a Bike Chain.

edited 14th Jul '12 12:21:20 AM by Deadpoolrocks

This is basically Stupid Sacrifice - The Article.

I knew Donnie Darko was going to be on there. Without even realising all the extra implications he pointed out. Wow, Donnie really should have stuck around.

Well, I was planning to watch that movie but maybe not.

I wouldn't.

Yeah, I'm not convinced. Then again, I never was.

I was told I should watch it, now I don't have to.

I'd say still watch it

because there are reasons why the sacrifice happens

but then they are rather vague and arent made clear in the regular version (and yet its still better than the directors cut which explains too much)

edited 14th Jul '12 7:04:04 AM by Medigo0

Keep in mind I wasn't going to watch it anyway.

This is an awesome article. #4 is my favorite.

That indeed is a cool article. I personally liked #2 a little better.

For some reason I can't stop chuckling at the fact that right now several articles have multiple comments along the lines of "PENNYWISE KEEPS STARING AT ME". All of which will become meaningless as soon as that image is changed.

Yeah, I see that clown. What about it? Does it really scare anyone or is it kind of a meme?

No, it's just the fact that it's creepy as hell. He has to be, since Pennywise is a LITERAL Monster Clown.

Pennywise? What are you talking about? I don't see *scrolls down* OH MAH GAWD!!!

That glass box toilet... brr...

At least it's better than the Japanese one.

Holy crap, this article brings back painful memories.

It's a crappy list, just a dull article on the whole but the story at the end had me crying with laughter.

Little nitpick (though it was pretty interesting). The Doctor Who movie has been stalled since before the show returned in 2005. In fact, the whole reason we HAVE the right to new episodes is because BBC Worldwide's plans with the movie never went anywhere. And Yates isn't actually attached to it.

edited 19th Jul '12 1:41:14 PM by OldManHoOh

Also, the show's run for decades, and didn't it have one movie in the 90's that was considered a flop and hardly even canon.

Well, in America no-one watched it. I think it drew a better audience in Britain though. It was a TV movie, so I'm not certain if "flop" applies.

Is this guy serious?

I went into the article expecting over-the-top statements played for humour and instead got over-the-top statements apparently in all seriousness.

This guy is a Nolan Batman fan.

Which is fine, but he's acting like every superhero movie after the Nolan trilogy won't even be worth his time. Is that the joke?

Fuck all that noise. There have been good superhero movies before Nolan's Batman trilogy, and there will be after the trilogy, too. And on a side nitpick, why does everyone pick on Hawkeye? Ugh.

That blog only reinforces my opinion on Dan's writing.

I see in general that Cracked has caught Bat-fever.