If I was God, I'd kill 9001 babies!
Be green.
If I was satan. I would just make everyone hear justin bieber music in there heads and only thing they will see is twilight.
I am bad at picking things.
If I were Satan, I'd take a kitten...and eat it!
Also I'd declare pizza to be a symbol of worship, see how people deal with the inevitable outlawing/taboo of it.
damn people already talkin' about doing good things to screw with people...
edited 8th Dec '10 4:23:26 AM by tachikaze
Burn up, hurricane of justice!
That's...actually kinda evil.
Be green.
I would make mothers kill there own babys.
I am bad at picking things.
If I were Satan, I'd murder puppies.
Departed days ahead.
If I were Satan, I would renovate Hell and turn it into a health spa. All that natural heat from the rocks must do wonders for the soul.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
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If I were Satan...
I would basically act like Gig. Simple.
edited 8th Dec '10 9:42:26 AM by AttObl
Shutdown sequence initiated.
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If I were Satan, I would slit my wrists and read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
...uh, sorry. I seem to have forgotten that my name is Satan, nut mary su.
edited 8th Dec '10 9:44:43 AM by Null
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If I was Satan, I'd give thousands to every charity on Earth.