Snail is stupid.

I'm half tempted to create a Sock Puppet called "Faster Eddie" and Troll here...

I have no eyes!!!!

I thought this was about snailssssssssss.

Mollusks are overrated. As an archaeologist with knowledge of zoology, I can confirm this.

I'm half tempted to create a Sock Puppet called "Faster Eddie" and Troll here...

Hey there.

So, where's this pizza I've been hearing about?

edited 24th Apr '10 8:11:02 AM by SlowEddie

So, where's this pizza I've been hearing about?

There is no pizza.[citation needed] However, some people[weasel words] have theorised about the existence of pizza for a while.

There is no pizza.

The pizza is a lie?

Apparently the Pizza is a delicacy on Unadministered World 97.

I cannot parse that information.

^...Can you tell me anything about the Mi-28 Havoc? Can ya, punk, can ya?!

This would be a sockpuppet post, except I a) don't know how to do it and b) feel it would be a waste of server space.

They aren't really different from regular accounts, but using them too much isn't so tasteful. Obvious context-dependent.

Didn't Hastily say today was the 12th Annual National Day of Puppetry?

I'm happy for ya, but if you bring pizza, you need to have enough for everyone.

edited 24th Apr '10 4:18:29 PM by Tangent128

Hey guys! Give me a hug!

NO.

C'maaaaawn! It won't kill ya!

You'll blow up in our face. Which will kill us.

I...I'm offended that you think so poorly of me! I would do no such thing!

You sure about that? Are you reeeeaaaaallllyyyy sure?

Of course! Would I ever lie to you?

Oh what the hell. Come here, you!

-has his arms held wide-

-SsSsSsSsSs-

edited 25th Apr '10 3:50:01 PM by Creeper

Liar. You know liars go to hell?

...What's that ssssSSSSSSssssSSSing noise?

There is no pizza.[citation needed] However, some people[weasel words] have theorised about the existence of pizza for a while.

No, Yuuno is a ferret.

Okay this thread is made of win.